Zhou Huimin proposed to go to the cinema to watch "Interstellar Blunt Tire", but Zhang Xiaoye refused at first.

He had seen this movie in his previous life, and he should have forgotten the plot a long time ago, but because the crossing brought an ungodly brain, he can still recall every frame.

For him, there is no difference between going to a movie and lying in bed and closing his eyes for 92 minutes, of course, it is not that he doesn't want to go because he can watch it with his eyes closed, but that the movie is really not good.

Zhou Huimin doesn't know this, she usually likes to watch movies, and she thinks that she has such a good relationship with Honggu, so she should support it, so she is so excited.

Zhang Xiaoye was reluctant, but she couldn't refuse, so she followed Zhou Huimin to the cinema under the Shaw Brothers Cinema Line to meet Luo Meiwei and Zhang Xiaoxian.

Zhang Xiaoye is still dressed up as always, and today's Luo Meiwei is wearing a floral cloth skirt, looking more youthful and beautiful, his eyes lit up, and he had no reluctant thoughts at all.

Who said you have to watch a movie when you go to the cinema, how many men ask their girls to go to the movies really for the movie itself?

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoye was in good spirits, and took the initiative to buy tickets, buy popcorn and Coke, and walked into the theater with three girls.

In fact, the lineup of the movie "Interstellar Blunt Fetus" is also very strong, Zhong Chuhong, the heroine, needless to say, and the director Zhang Guomin is also very prominent, which is one of the promotions of the new wave of Xiangjiang films.

His debut film "Pointing Soldiers" is one of the representative works of the New Wave of Hong Kong Cinema, and the classic "Marginal Man" directed in 81 won many awards including Best Director and Best Screenplay at the Golden Horse Awards.

On the movie poster, there are also the names of Wen Jun and Zheng Danrui in the screenwriter column.

Wen Jun is already a veteran filmmaker and has participated in the production of many classic movies, Zheng Danrui is the most famous radio DJ in Hong Kong, and he is also a film producer, director, screenwriter, actor, and writer.

The action director is Cheng Xiaodong, the props are Chen Jia, and the two main actors, Yi Lei and Lu Dawei, are also well-known figures in this era.

Even those who came to make cameo appearances were Xu Ke and Zhang Jianting and others.

And "Interstellar Blunt Tire" claims to have been in preparation for two years, filmed with new technology, and cost more than 10 million to build.

Before the movie was released, Shaw Brothers promoted it as a sci-fi blockbuster, touting the high production costs and high-tech gimmicks.

Under the vigorous promotion of Shaw Brothers, this movie has indeed attracted much attention, and many people are eager to see what this so-called sci-fi masterpiece looks like.

Even Zhou Huimin and the others were completely aroused, and Zhang Xiaoxian couldn't help but say: "Xiangjiang has never had a science fiction film, this film is a precedent, it should be good, right?"

Luo Meiwei said: "The Shaw Brothers spent more than 10 million yuan to make this film, no matter how bad it is, it can't be bad, and there is Honggu, the quality is definitely no problem." ”

In this regard, Zhang Xiaoye could only say that the too young, too simple Tucson was broken, and said perfunctorily: "How to see it, let's go." ”

There are still a lot of people in the theater, and the roughly calculated attendance rate should be more than seventy percent, and everyone is like Zhou Huimin and others, discussing what the movie will be like with great anticipation.

Shaw Brothers had great expectations for "Interstellar Blunt Tire", but it has to be said that this attempt was a failure and was doomed to lose money.

Although dressed in the cloak of science fiction, the special effects shots are indeed refreshing by the standards of this era, but a large number of imitations and spoofs are revealed, and this film is essentially a farce common to Hong Kong films.

The whole movie is patchworked, the plot is fragmented, and Lu Dawei, one of the leading actors, disappeared directly in the second half.

And Yi Lei, the male protagonist, is so ugly, and being happy with Zhong Chuhong is completely like Beauty and the Beast.

But in "Beauty and the Beast", in the end, the beast also lifted the magic and turned back into a prince, seeing that Yi Lei actually got Zhong Chuhong in the movie, the audience will feel that it is a diaphragm when they look at it.

In the theater, the audience was originally full of interest, but after watching it for a few minutes, most of them were already yawning and losing interest.

The only thing that made the audience feel emotional was the scene where Zhong Chuhong imitated Marilyn Monroe covering her skirt blown by the wind, and saw that all the male viewers here whistled.

Zhang Xiaoye was the same, but was glared at at the same time by Zhou Huimin and Luo Meiwei, who were sitting on the left and right.

Zhang Xiaoxian sat on the very edge, a little careless, otherwise she probably had the same expression.

Zhou Huimin also frowned, but she was still very attentive, and Luo Meiwei, who was originally sure that she would not be too bad, also yawned.

Zhang Xiaoye's mind has never been on the movie, learning those scenes of picking up girls in the movie, pretending to be casual and putting his hand on Luo Meiwei's hand in the dark.

Luo Meiwei glanced at him again, and then shook off his hand.

Zhang Xiaoye was honest for less than a minute, and his hand quietly stretched out again.

Luo Meiwei again, throwing it away, Zhang Xiaoye made persistent efforts......

After three or five times in a row, Luo Meiwei's hands no longer held on the armrests of the chair, clasped her hands and glanced at Zhou Huimin, and when she saw that she didn't notice this, she opened her mouth and said, "Bastard, don't mess around." ”

Zhang Xiaoye smiled at her, turned her head to look at the big screen, Luo Meiwei thought he was honest, but within two minutes, she felt his hand climb up her thigh and stroke back and forth.

Luo Meiwei hurriedly took his hand away, but in less than two minutes, Zhang Xiaoye would reach over again, so she had to hold his hand tightly.

Zhang Xiaoye took advantage of the situation to draw circles in her palm with her fingers, and when Luo Meiwei was teased, Zhang Xiaoye wrote with her fingers in her palm: Ah May, I love you.

Luo Meiwei looked at Zhang Xiaoye in a daze after sensing it, Zhang Xiaoye changed her crossed legs, leaned her body to her side, covered her leg with her right hand, and attacked to the middle.

Luo Meiwei hurriedly tightened her legs and looked at him like a pleading, meaning that it would not work there.

Zhang Xiaoye smiled again, his hand retreated, Luo Meiwei breathed a sigh of relief, and didn't care that his hand was still moving up and down her thigh.

A girl's heart always opens step by step, and the psychological defense line will shrink more and more.

If you can't achieve a goal, you can try to go further and get more inches.

In this way, the bottom line of girls will retreat to the "ruler", and the man will be able to achieve the goal of "inch".

Just like the current Luo Meiwei, she has retreated to the point where she will let it go as long as Zhang Xiaoye doesn't go too far, and at the beginning, she shook her hand and was thrown away.

After letting Zhang Xiaoye show off for a few minutes, Luo Meiwei, who was becoming more and more distraught, stood up and said, "I'll go to the bathroom." ”

"I'll go too, this movie is really boring, it's all pee. Zhang Xiaoye immediately stood up.

"Pee?" Zhang Xiaoxian was very puzzled by this word, and Zhang Xiaoye explained: "It's the time point when you can pee, and an excellent movie can make the audience hold their urine and watch it, and the whole process is a pee......

He didn't finish his words, but Zhang Xiaoxian had completely understood, was amused, and looked at him brightly for two nights and said, "Your statement is interesting." ”

Zhou Huimin also laughed and said: "I know nonsense, be careful that Honggu listens to you and makes trouble for you." Go and go, it won't be long before the movie is over. ”

Zhang Xiaoye and Luo Meiwei walked out of the theater one after the other and came to the door of the bathroom, she suddenly turned around and beat Zhang Xiaoye's chest hard, scolding while beating: "You bastard, you have Amin, why do you still come to provoke me?"

Zhang Xiaoye remained motionless, letting her vent her emotions, and waited for her to slowly stop before directly holding her in her arms.

Zhang Xiaoye is young and handsome, talented, capable and humorous, and can make people happy.

Luo Meiwei is also in her youth, a fantasy of Prince Charming and sweet love, how can she not be firmly attracted when she meets someone like Zhang Xiaoye.

It's just that because of Zhou Huimin's existence, he hasn't shown it all along, and only when he is teased by Zhang Xiaoye will he involuntarily show a hint of clues.

And now, under Zhang Xiaoye's attack, she finally can't hide it.

was hugged by Zhang Xiaoye, and as soon as she raised her head, Zhang Xiaoye said, "Don't speak." ”

Then, her lips were kissed by Zhang Xiaoye.

After a long while, Luo Meiwei, who was flushed and panting, was released, and then she leaned on Zhang Xiaoye's chest, lowered her head and whispered, "What about Amin?"

"You are all my wings, and I will not give up any of you. Zhang Xiaoye said so proudly, Luo Meiwei was so angry that her teeth itched, pushed him away and said: "You bastard is so shameless, you still want to hug left and right." I don't care, you can solve it on Amin's side, and you are not allowed to make her sad. ”

"Ah, I can handle it. Zhang Xiaoye spread out his hands and said, "Baby, come here, let me kiss me again." ”

Luo Meiwei still came over, and after the two kissed again, she said again: "I think I'm sorry for Amin." ”

"Don't you think it's exciting to be sneaky like this? Girlfriends, the meaning of existence is to rob boyfriends, otherwise how can you say that fire, theft, and girlfriends are prevented. ”

"You're shameless. Luo Meiwei was completely speechless, pushed Zhang Xiaoye away again, and strode back to the theater.

The two returned to their seats one after the other, and Zhou Huimin subconsciously asked, "Why is it so late?"

Zhang Xiaoye spread his hands, "Wait for Ah May, you girls are in trouble to go to the toilet, how can it be like us, shake it after peeing, and it's over......"

"Bastard. Before he finished speaking, Luo Meiwei and Zhou Huimin had already scolded in unison, but Zhang Xiaoxian smiled and did not speak.

After scolding, Zhou Huimin borrowed and said: "The movie is finally coming to an end, although it's a bit embarrassing to say this, but this film is really ugly." ”

It's uncivilized to talk in the cinema, but at this time everyone is whispering, because they are too disappointed in the movie to watch it at all.

Zhang Xiaoye said: "This film is really rotten, but thanks to it, I will have a manuscript for Ming Pao tomorrow." ”

Zhang Xiaoxian, who was on the side, heard it and watched his glasses become brighter.