Chapter 284: The Funny Meeting (continued)
"Oh, oh. The pheasant agreed in his mouth, but he didn't move under his feet, and kept glancing at Liu Tianyou with his eyes.
"Come here!" Seeing that the pheasant didn't move, Wei Ye was impatient, stepped forward and grabbed the pheasant's clothes, and lifted the pheasant up like a chick.
"What are you doing!" Seeing Wei Ye do it, Da Tianer and Jiao Pi, who were still righteous first, stood up at the critical moment, and just now they were still talking about what Wei Ye said when he came, and he flattened his foreskin first, and at this time, he had already shrunk his neck and retreated to a place where no one paid attention to him behind him, and the honest cat got up.
"It's none of your business!, sit down for me!" Seeing Da Tianer and Jiao Pi step forward, a group of people behind Wei Ye also stepped forward to confront the two of them.
In the face of the large number of people, Da Tianer was not afraid, and took out the knife from behind him, and then didn't see any movement, and cut the table in front of Wei Ye in half with a knife, and then stared at Wei Ye and said, "How many people there are!"
Seeing Da Tianer draw his knife, Li Minggao, who was watching the play on the side, also took out the knife after himself, and took two steps forward to stand side by side with Da Tianer.
During this time, Da Tianer and Li Minggao ate together, slept together, and practiced together, and unknowingly the two formed a deep friendship.
Seeing that Li Minggao stood up without hesitation after Da Tianer drew his sword at this time, Liu Tianyou was very relieved, these two boys really regarded each other as their senior brothers.
Seeing that Da Tianer had divided the table into two halves with a knife without any drag, the group of people who were confronting him couldn't help but take a step back in unison, and even Wei Ye couldn't help but stop his gaze on the two halves of the table for a moment before he spoke: "Little brother is very skilled, what do you call it?"
"Big heaven, Xiao Gao, put the knife away. At this time, Liu Tianyou, who had been sitting on the side, finally spoke.
"Yes, Brother You!" the two obediently put away the knife and put it behind them again, the movements were the same, and the whole process took less than ten seconds. It looks very skillful, very neat and pleasing to the eye.
"Wei Ye, right! Let's sit down and talk slowly! There is nothing that can't be solved, the way you look makes them very nervous!" Liu Tianyou pointed to Wei Ye's hand that was still holding the pheasant, and then stood up and stretched out his right hand like the other party first: "Under Liu Tianyou." ”
Seeing Liu Tianyou repel the two fierce men with knives with a word, Wei Ye knew that this was the most powerful, so he let go of the hand holding the pheasant and shook it with Liu Tianyou: "Thanks to the fallen brothers, everyone calls me Wei Ye, but here I can't afford to be a Wei Ye." I'm a little older than you, and if you look up to me, call me Viagra. ”
"Then you're welcome, Viagra, you call me God blessed. Liu Tianyou said with a smile.
Holding Wei Ye's hand together, Liu Tianyou felt a strong force coming from the other party's hand, and it seemed that the other party still wanted to weigh his own weight!
At that moment, Liu Tianyou didn't say anything, and his face remained unchanged and he shook it back with a little force.
So when outsiders came, Liu Tianyou's face remained unchanged, but Wei Ye's face suddenly turned red. Sweat was oozing from his forehead.
A small punishment to Wei Ye, Liu Tianyou retracted his strength in moderation.
After taking a deep look at Liu Tianyou, who had been calm from beginning to end, Wei Ye, who had been amnesty, took back his right hand, which was still trembling.
"Viagra, sit. What is it that makes Viagra so excited to come here?" Liu Tianyou sat down in front of the table that Da Tian Er had newly moved, looked at Wei Ye and said.
"Oh, actually, it's not a big deal, it's just that my daughter is with a pheasant. I'll come over and see what's going on. Wei Ye was no longer arrogant at this time, and he pointed to the pheasant and the girl next to the pheasant and said in a harmonious voice.
"Haha, I thought it was a big deal. Let the young people's affairs be solved by themselves, not to mention that it is still a relationship problem between the two, viagra is not the kind of old antique who wants to beat mandarin ducks, but now it is about free love between the two lovers!" Liu Tianyou said jokingly.
"That's not true, isn't it a big girl? Besides, Hong Xing's little brother is also a good match for my daughter, and I just want to meet my daughter's boyfriend and recognize someone. After Wei Ye said this, he looked at the pheasant that was still shivering, and suddenly said like a nervous disorder: "Boy, to be honest, have you ever been to my daughter!"
"Huh
Wei Ye looked at the dazed pheasant, and then said: "Go to the top, but remember to bring a condom!"
At this time, the pheasant reacted and hurriedly replied: "Yes, I often bring two!"
"Where is two enough, remember to wear three in the future!" Wei Ye explained one by one.
"Understood, uncle. The pheasant nodded solemnly and was taught.
Looking at the nervous Wei Ye and the funny pheasant, Liu Tianyou covered his face and had the heart to get up and leave, he was really afraid that neurosis would be contagious.
"Dad, what are you talking about!" Wei Ye's daughter heard her father explain this kind of thing to her boyfriend, and shook Wei Ye's arm coquettishly, and questioned her father coquettishly.
At this time, the pastor was not willing to be lonely, got up and came to Wei Ye, pointed at Wei Ye with his finger and said: "This gentleman, let me tell you, you should not encourage young premarital sex, you this"
"Pastor, you go and have tea first, and I'll talk to you later!" The pheasant saw that Wei Ye finally accepted himself, where could he tolerate the pastor to come out and make trouble now, so he pulled him aside without waiting for the priest to finish speaking.
A father-in-law's meeting with his son-in-law ended so funny, when Wei Ye left, he told his daughter to go home often to see her mother and the like, and then walked in front of Liu Tianyou, held Liu Tianyou's hand with both hands, and solemnly invited: "Brother, if you have time, you must come to me to play, I will definitely treat you well, don't forget!"
"Okay viagra, I will definitely go when I have time, viagra go slowly!" Viagra was perfunctory on his lips, and he said in his heart: "When did I become your brother, you are still so close to me, are we so familiar?"
After sending Wei Ye away, the pheasant immediately trembled, shook into the shop like a crab, and half-lay on the chair in a big way, and then as if he suddenly remembered something, a high jumped up from the chair, rushed to the foreskin in a few steps, picked up his fist and hit it down with his head and face.
"Oops, oops, why are you beating me, pheasant, you're crazy, I'm the foreskin!" the foreskin was beaten, and the head of the rat scurried, wailing in his mouth. (To be continued......)