Chapter 286: Jiang Tiansheng invited
"I know that you are the foreskin, I beat you, you traitor, the righteousness you said before Wei Ye came, as soon as Wei Ye came, you will ask for eggs, I will kill you who is not righteous." The pheasant chased after the skin, and counted the crimes of the foreskin.
Foreskin also knew that he was really not authentic just now, so he didn't defend himself, and hid in the house with his head in his arms.
"What's the matter, it's so lively, yo! God bless is coming. ”
Just when the pheasant K was foreskinned, Chen Haonan walked in with the little sister who had stolen his car, looked at the pheasant who was playing and Liu Tianyou, who was sitting on the side and chatting with the pastor, said.
"Anan is back, don't you know each other?" Liu Tianyou joked to Chen Haonan with a smile.
"Haha, you say yes!" Chen Haonan didn't care about Liu Tianyou's ridicule, and casually echoed a sentence and said to the little sister: "This is Liu Tianyou, it's good if you call Brother You, he is our brother." ”
After finishing speaking, Chen Haonan turned his head to look at Liu Tianyou and said, "Little stammer, you know!" ”
"Youyou, Brother You, good!" The little stammering stumbles and calls people.
"You're good! Congratulations! Liu Tianyou looked at the little stammering and said.
"Thank you, Brother You!"
"Alright, sit down, pheasant, don't make a fuss." After Chen Haonan sat down with a small stammer, he yelled at the pheasant again.
"Got it, Brother Nan!" The pheasant didn't reply to Chen Haonan's words, and then hung down twice on the foreskin, and then said while getting up: "Stinky foreskin, next time, Master Ji will definitely beat you so that you can't get out of bed!" ”
"Okay, what's going on, God bless finally came to let people watch you fight!" Chen Haonan said a few words of pheasant dissatisfaction.
The pheasant sat down beside Liu Tianyou with a nonchalant butt, and said with a big grin: "Tianyou is not an outsider, what are you afraid of." ”
"Huh! Pheasant is right! Liu Tianyou said.
"yes. yes, hahaha! The pheasant looked at Liu Tianyou and himself, smiled and reached out to hug Liu Tianyou's neck and smiled.
"O you! Really. Chen Haonan looked at the brothers enjoying themselves, and was very happy at the moment, shaking his head and smiling silently, and after everyone finished laughing, Chen Haonan pointed to the table on the ground that was cut in half and asked, "Okay, now who will tell me what happened just now?" What's going on at this table? ”
Hearing Chen Haonan's question, Jiao Pi took the lead and said, "Brother Nan, you don't know. The pheasant just finished meeting his father-in-law! Hahahaha! You didn't see the pheasant just now, laughing to death. As he spoke, Jiao Pi coughed lightly twice, and the scholar pheasant just looked: "Hello uncle, just call me a chicken." ”
Not to mention, Jiaopi learned quite vividly, and learned eighty percent of the way the pheasant trembled just now.
"Go! I don't look like that. The pheasant who was exposed to the old bottom retorted with a red face, but he was indeed like this just now, so the voice of the rebuttal couldn't be hard.
"Oh?" Chen Haonan stretched out his voice and laughed at the pheasant. Then he pointed to the broken table on the floor and asked, "What about this, what's going on with this?" ”
"This, this is a big day, it only took a knife. Split the table like this with a single sword! At this time, the foreskin also came up and explained to Chen Haonan.
"What's going on? Conflicted? There was no one hurt. Hearing that it was said that the foreskin was knifed, Chen Haonan's first thought was not why his brother was so powerful, but asked if it was a conflict. Is there anyone on my side who has an accident?
Speaking of this, Chen Haonan is worthy of being a boss.
"No, no one was hurt. Actually, it's not much of a conflict. Seeing that Chen Haonan was a little anxious, the foreskin quickly explained the cause and effect of the incident to Chen Haonan in detail.
"So that's the case, I also said how to see a father-in-law and start to move, but speaking of which, Da Tian, your hand is powerful enough, it seems that you have learned a lot of things in Tianyou!" After listening to the explanation of the foreskin, Chen Haonan let go of his frowning brows and put a smile on his face again.
"Hehe, it's okay, Brother You said I'm still a rookie!" Da Tian was modest, but he did have a very proud expression, and a clear-eyed person would know it when he looked at his expression.
Just when Liu Tianyou and Chen Haonan were gossiping on this side of the table, the foreskin and pastor sitting on the other side of the table were also talking in a whisper, only to hear the foreskin say proudly: "How is it, this is my eldest brother Chen Haonan, how is it, handsome, is your Jesus so handsome!" ”
Seeing that the pastor's face remained unchanged, he took out a picture of the cross of Jesus from nowhere, handed the picture to the foreskin, and said, "Is your eldest brother as good as Jesus and crucified?" ”
"What's so great about crucifixion, with a condom, even nails are not afraid!" As he spoke, he took out a large bag from his coat pocket, divided one and handed it to the pastor: "Try it!" ”
The priest was defeated by the shameless and lowly fuck of the foreskin, and he bowed his head in defeat and ignored this group of bastards, and his idea of pulling this group of people to become religious was completely frustrated.
stayed in Chen Haonan's place for a whole day, during which Chen Haonan did not ask Da Tianer about anything, even when Da Tianer followed Liu Tianyou to leave, Chen Haonan also sent them out with the same face, without the slightest intention of asking Da Tianer, as if he had acquiesced to the matter of following Liu Tianyou in the future
"Brother You! Mr. Jiang let us go to his place today! Early in the morning, Liu Tianyou had just gotten up and finished washing, and Xiao Gao walked behind Liu Tianyou and said.
"Mr. Jiang? What's the matter with him looking for me? Did you say anything? Liu Tianyou didn't look back, continued to stretch his body a few times, and only spoke after moving his muscles and bones. Asked.
"Not really, but Mr. Jiang said let's go to his place for breakfast, shall we go now?" Xiao Gao continued to ask.
"Well, got it, let's go over it, we just happened to save a breakfast." Liu Tianyou finished speaking disappreliantly, and shouted at Da Tianer, who was still grinding in the toilet: "Da Tian, you hurry up, why does it take so long to go to the toilet every time, do you like it very much?" We're leaving. ”
"Got it, Brother You! Right away! It took half a day for the second half of the day to hold back a sentence.
"Really!"
Coming to Jiang Tiansheng's house again, Liu Tianyou found that there were a few new faces in Jiang Tiansheng's house this time, and after Jiang Tiansheng introduced Liu Tianyou one by one, Liu Tianyou deliberately paid attention to one of them, Ah Yao. (To be continued......)