on the official website.

The message board under the webcast area has exploded!

"Hahahaha!"

"Holy! Blind my eyes! ”

"Who the said that Teacher Zhang Ye can't say cross talk?"

"No way, hahahaha! I'm already laughing and cramping! It's so funny! Teacher Zhang Ye is so funny! Teacher Yao Jiancai also praised it well! ”

"The cooperation of the old and the young is really godly!"

"The two of them have such a tacit understanding! The burdens are one after another! ”

"And did you find it? Zhang Ye's cross talk is different from the general traditional cross talk! ”

"Yes, when you don't have a breath at all, it's a burden from beginning to end, and one is just finished and the second is connected, this skill is really awesome! In the past, I thought that Mr. Zhang Ye couldn't speak cross talk, and I didn't have any expectations, but this time Mr. Zhang once again opened our eyes! A cow is a cow! It seems that there is nothing that Zhang Ye can't do! Anything goes! ”

"It's wonderful!"

"Great love for Mr. Zhang!"

"I watched the other works of the cross talk contest just now and thought it was pretty good, but after your mother listened to Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, I found that the other piles of cross talk are just shit-shit!"

"That's right!"

"Ditto +1!"

"Don't say it, I'll continue to watch it, I guess I'm wrong about this live signal, and we won't be able to watch it when they react."

"It's okay, I've recorded it."

"I also recorded it, such a classic work must be left as a souvenir."

……

Now.

CCTV 11 has been in chaos.

The calls of the leaders of the CCTV headquarters came one by one, and the calls from other relevant departments also came one after another!

Chen Huo, the director of the 11th set, knew that something was wrong, and after hanging up the phone, he immediately became angry, and called seven or eight relevant people such as Secretary An and the person in charge of the program team of the cross talk competition!

"What are you doing for me!" Chen Huo was furious.

The person in charge wiped his sweat and said, "Mr. Chen, I, I am following your instructions." ”

Chen Huo slapped the table and said, "Fart!" These two people are named on the ban list! Not only did you not block them, but you also broadcast those two people live? You're going to die, you! "He was so angry that he spoke with a lot of dirty words.

The person in charge was stunned and said, "It's Secretary An who told me ......."

Secretary An was anxious, "What do I tell you, I said that these two people must be managed well!" ”

The person in charge glared and said, "Didn't you say that we don't need to manage?" ”

Secretary An almost fainted, "I also said that you should pay attention to the blockade!" ”

The person in charge said: "Didn't you say let's not care about the blockade?" ”

Secretary An vomited blood and said: "What kind of ears do you have, I also said that I asked you not to record the video, and asked you if you were clear." ”

The person in charge said: "What I listened to was for us to record the video, and to record it clearly......"

After hearing this, Chen Huo and the relevant staff in the house almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, I cǎo, what the is this! You're an undercover agent sent by the enemy, you!

No matter how stupid the person in charge is at this time, he knows that it is an oolong, your sister! It turned out that it was not a political-political-fighting-struggle caused by the transfer of the deputy director of radio and television, and he hurriedly explained: "Today, the mobile phone signal in our station is not very good, it is always intermittent, and the voice is not very clear, so I will be wrong...... Hey, hey, then I'll quickly ask them to stop the live signal! I'll do it right away! ”

Chen Huo roared: "Go quickly! ”

The person in charge hurriedly ran out to make a call, toot too, no one answered the office phone in charge of the live broadcast, he simply ran upstairs in person, and directly pushed open the door of the office area responsible for the live broadcast signal, "Where are the people?" Why don't you answer the phone? Cut off the webcast! ”

A female staff member couldn't help but laugh and said: "I can't pinch it, just half a minute ago, a few people in charge of the live broadcast ate a boxed lunch at noon and had a bad stomach, and when I came out to go to the toilet, I was in a hurry and slammed the door, and now there is no one inside, and the key is also in the control room!" ”

Sure enough, several male employees were tinkering around the door and couldn't open it!

The person in charge hurriedly said: "Where is the spare key?" ”

The female employee said: "In the annex building, I have already asked people to find it." ”

The person in charge shouted: "The more anxious you are, the more accidents happen!" ”

He didn't wait, and hurriedly ran to the recording site, wanting to pinch the signal directly from there, but he also knew in his heart that it would be too late for such a toss, and the cross talk was already over! God, aren't you kidding me! And that Zhang Ye! Having trouble with your phone signal? Did he hear every word wrong? After discovering that something went wrong, the staff on the live broadcast control station ate bad stomach again? Accidentally locked the door again? Can't find the spare key right now? This series of messes from beginning to end is simply too coincidental!

Zhang Ye!

This man is wicked!

……

Live streaming.

The laughter was like a tidal wave, and wave after wave!

Zhang Ye stood on the stage in high spirits, still coughing, "Speaking of the art of cross talk, there is too much to say, now the development of cross talk is good, you see, you can still compete on a big stage like CCTV, and the attention and love of so many people across the country, like before, cross talk is difficult, and the cross talk actors at that time were all performing on the streets, which was very hard and not easy." ”

Yao Jiancai sighed: "That's the case. ”

Zhang Ye said: "The so-called wind is halved and the rain is all over." ”

Yao Jiancai said: "That's right. ”

Zhang Ye said: "Originally, it was good, it was time to give money, as soon as the wind blew, people hula and left, yes, this day was dry in vain, and it rained, and when it rained, no one listened to cross talk outside, so cross talk is different from some industries, unlike bricklayers, masons are happy when they see the rain." ”

Yao Jiancai asked, "How happy are you?" ”

Zhang Ye said: "Sitting in the house drinking, listening to the commotion outside...... Click, he was happy, after the rain stopped, there was work to do, and called his son......" He pointed to the side casually, "Go, get two or two drinks." ”

Yao Jiancai pushed him, "What are you referring to me for!" ”

Zhang Ye blinked, "I'll just mean it." ”

Yao Jiancai: "That's not good, you point over there." ”

The audience laughed!

Zhang Ye continued: "Whoa...... Click, go, hit two or two more. ”

Yao Jiancai: "This is four taels?" ”

Zhang Ye: "Wow...... Click, hit two or two more. ”

Yao Jiancai: "Still drinking?" ”

Zhang Ye: "Wow...... Click! Well, I can't drink it this time. ”

Yao Jiancai was puzzled: "Why don't you drink it this time?" ”

Zhang Ye spread his hands, "My house collapsed." ”

Yao Jiancai: "Hey, it's not okay if the rain is too heavy. ”

This burden laughed and smoked hundreds of audiences at the scene!

However, the performance time of each contestant's preliminaries is limited and regulated, it doesn't matter if it is less, but it can't exceed ten minutes, and there will be a fifteen-minute or twenty-minute field when it comes to the semi-finals, and the preliminaries don't give so much time, after all, there are too many participants, more than ten groups of people are recorded, and it is fast to be recorded tomorrow, and if it is slow, it will be the day after tomorrow, so Zhang Ye's performance time is about the same.

There is no one to prompt below, but Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai both know it, especially Zhang Ye, as a professional host, how many minutes the show says, how long he has left, he doesn't need to look at his watch, Zhang Ye can even be accurate to the error within three seconds.

There is still more than a minute.

It's time to wrap up.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai looked at each other, and they didn't improvise anything to add anything to it.

Yao Jiancai thought, "Since you say that you are a scholar, do you know how to write poetry?" ”

When the audience heard this, they all coaxed!

"Haha!"

"Here's one!"

"Let's do it!"

Zhang Ye's ability to write poetry has long been well-known.

Zhang Ye pushed Yao Jiancai, "Are you hurting me?" ”

Yao Jiancai smiled: "How did I hurt you." ”

Zhang Ye: "How many messes have happened to my poems, and you still let me write them!" ”

"Bah!"

"Bah!"

The audience heckled again.

has scolded the radio, damaged the leadership, and knocked on the radio and television, Zhang Ye's poems have indeed caused a lot of things and caused countless controversies.

Yao Jiancai said happily: "Then give us two couplets." ”

Zhang Ye asked, "What to write?" ”

Yao Jiancai thought for a while, "You write one for the official." ”

Zhang Ye snorted, "You really don't think it's a big deal!" ”

Yao Jiancai: "What's this, freedom of speech." ”

Zhang Ye: "Then write one for the officials of the old society." ”

Yao Jiancai: "Why not the old-society-society, the new society, the old society-society will come together." ”

Zhang Ye: "Okay, okay, if you dare to die, I will dare to bury it." ”

Yao Jiancai: "Hey, what are you talking about?" ”

Zhang Ye pondered for a moment and said, "I'll just write a comparison between the old and new officials, well, the upper link is: red rice, pumpkin soup, a wife, and a bunch of children." ”

Yao Jiancai looked at him, "What about Xialian?" “

Zhang Ye: "White rice, Wang Ba soup, ten children, and a gang of wives!" ”

Yao Jiancai said: "Huh, horizontal criticism? ”

Zhang Ye said: "Morning and evening! ”

Yao Jiancai: "Hey, that's shuanggui." ”

Hearing this, the audience below applauded!

Yao Jiancai smiled: "This couplet is interesting, well, then you can write me another couplet, yes, write a couplet for me and my wife, how about it?" ”

Zhang Ye said, "Okay." ”

Yao Jiancai was very happy, "Then tell me, what is Shanglian?" ”

Zhang Ye pondered, "The heroic sword is not old!" ”

Yao Jiancai: "What about the next link? What about my daughter-in-law? ”

Zhang Ye made a photo, "...... The charm of the old lady still exists! ”

Burst!

The audience all sprayed, "Hahahaha!" ”

Yao Jiancai was speechless, "Horizontal criticism? ”

Zhang Ye said casually: "Dog man......"

Before the word "female" could be uttered, Yao Jiancai slapped him, "you!" ”

The cross talk is over!

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai smiled slightly, then stood up straight, bowed to the audience, and then the deafening applause filled the entire recording and broadcasting hall with a bang!

Bang Bang Bang!

All the spectators stood up!

"Good!"

"Well said!"

"Hahahaha!"

"That's amazing!"

"God's work!"

"Zhang Ye! Zhang Ye! Zhang Ye! ”

Even the female judge stood up from the judges' seat and gave Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai a round of applause, and then raised her hand and gave them a thumbs up!