In just one opening scene, in just a few words, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's expressions shocked everyone, making people a little caught off guard. Yao Jiancai is okay to say, after all, he used to be a professional cross talk actor.

But what about Zhang Ye?

He's a pure layman!

The threshold of the art of cross talk is very low, and you can say it if you have a mouth, but it is very difficult to get started, and you can't do it without a few years or more than ten years of hard work. Zhang Ye has said talk shows, but the basic form of talk shows is just to find a theme and then talk about the idea, all kinds of jokes can be sandwiched in, you can also invite guests, you can also use images, and you don't care about continuity and logic, as long as you put the jokes together around the topic, but cross talk is not, cross talk is difficult here, just two people, two fleshy voices, you can only show all the characters and plots through guò language, it's not just a matter of grabbing one and making up a funny joke!

Well.

Hey.

Well.

Huh.

The use of these imaginary words will take a few years of practice!

The art of cross talk is something completely different from other fields!

However, what Zhang Ye showed turned out to be a serious 800 professional cross talk actor, how can this not surprise people?

When did he learn?

He's really your mother going to talk about cross talk??

Many people who questioned Zhang Ye before were outsiders who came to cause trouble, but now they were all choked, and Zhang Ye slapped them in the face with practical actions!

"Old Don? This ......," Tang Dazhang's junior brother said.

Tang Dazhang was expressionless, "It's just the beginning, the cross talk work is a whole, a beginning doesn't mean anything, look down, there will definitely be a mistake." ”

His junior brother said, "That's right, the theme of the work hasn't been pointed out yet." ”

……

Stage.

Zhang Ye couldn't hear their whispered discussions.

Yao Jiancai said: "Don't talk about me, after introducing me, you should also introduce yourself." ”

Zhang Ye said, "Do I still need to be introduced?" I'm not the one you say cross talk, you see my bearing. "Pat his chest," look at my temperament, you should be able to know, I'm ......" He suddenly stretched out his hand, very indecently lifted his pants, and made a big move, "I'm a writer!" See that, right? ”

"Hahaha!"

A female audience member laughed and patted her legs, "Oops! ”

Yao Jiancai stared at him speechlessly, "I really haven't seen it, is this the way writers behave?" What kind of pants are you mentioning, and you don't recognize this name! ”

Zhang Ye smiled: "Teacher Yao has criticized and corrected me again, I get along with Teacher Yao, he is my teacher, I am willing to ask Teacher Yao for advice if I usually don't understand something." ”

Yao Jiancai said: "You have it." ”

Zhang Ye: "You may not know that Mr. Yao is very fashionable, and he knows many high-tech things better than me, such as the meager that is very popular now." ”

Yao Jiancai said to the audience: "Yes, I used it early. ”

Zhang Ye: "In the early years, meager just came out, and we didn't know what it was useful or not, but Mr. Yao told us with practical actions, meager is really useful, just that time, after Mr. Yao finished filming, he rested with the crew, he took out his mobile phone and swiped Weibo, very happy, and the cigarette in his mouth was also put on the table, but when he turned around after a while, the cigarette was gone, and I don't know who took it." ”

Yao Jiancai smiled and nodded, "My friends in the crew love to joke with me. ”

Zhang Ye: "Teacher Yao is not angry or anxious, in fact, he knows who took it, everyone is funny, so Teacher Yao posted a Weibo - I don't say it, it doesn't mean I don't know." ”

Yao Jiancai was right, "Hehe, I'll beat him." ”

Zhang Ye immediately said: "Ten minutes later, his daughter-in-law sent him a text message - I'm sorry. ”

As soon as this burden was thrown, the scene burst into laughter!

"Oops, hey!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Excuse me? Burst! ”

"Oops, I'm smiling!"

Yao Jiancai rolled his eyelids, "Okay, what a big case I have solved on Weibo!" Is this what it means to be meager ? ”

Zhang Ye said expressionlessly: "This is the importance of meager, and there is a thing that was very popular in the early years, what should I do if I want to see what Teacher Yao wrote?" At that time, we went to Mr. Yao's prostitution. ”

"Hey, you wait!" Yao Jiancai said: "That's called a blog!" ”

Zhang Ye said: "Yes, blogs, many people are on it...... Point him. ”

Yao Jiancai pouted and said, "Then you sue them, I won't come out." ”

In the laughter of the audience, Zhang Ye blinked and said, "Then what are you referring to eating?" ”

Yao Jiancai glared, "I mean this to eat?" ”

Zhang Ye: "What's that?" Point you. ”

Yao Jiancai: "What do you mean by clicking on me, it's clicking (chicken)!" ”

"Oh!" Zhang Ye suddenly sighed and said, "It's the first time I know, so I'll take care of you...... Is that what it means to order chicken? ”

With this sentence, the audience was stunned and burst into laughter!

Yao Jiancai was sullen, "Why do you think so crookedly, you, click-through rate!" ”

Zhang Ye: "It's all green?" ”

Some viewers couldn't stand the laughter anymore, "Hahahaha! ”

Yao Jiancai: "Hey! Not so much you think! ”

Zhang Ye: "That's what it means, anyway, Mr. Yao is more fashionable than us, and better than us, I was still in school a few years ago, and I haven't made any money yet, and Mr. Yao has already endorsed products for the company, and has made the image of other people's products poop!" ”

The audience laughed again!

Yao Jiancai hurriedly corrected: "What kind of image is poop, it's an image ambassador!" ”

"Oh......" Zhang Ye said confusedly, "What's the difference?" We have to be reasonable, right? Poop-poop? Big-? You say it's the texture and the feel......"

Yao Jiancai said, "Why are you so disgusting!" That's it! ”

Zhang Ye said helplessly: "Okay, let's just say it, anyway, Mr. Yao is very good, he has filmed commercials, TV series, and movies." ”

Yao Jiancai nodded, "This has been filmed." ”

Zhang Ye snapped his fingers and said, "Mr. Yao's first play, that movie is called ...... Call...... That's right, it's called "The Widow"! ”

Yao Jiancai was puzzled: "Widow? I play a widow? ”

Zhang Ye: "No, you play the widow's husband." ”

Yao Jiancai: "Dead? ”

Zhang Ye: "This drama is a play about a widow who struggles after her husband's death, how inspirational, and very positive!" ”

Yao Jiancai's eyes widened: "There's no me in it!" ”

Zhang Ye: "With you, how can you become a widow without you?" The first shot at the beginning is yours, go to the grave. He gestured, "Go to the grave, there's a picture of you on it." ”

Yao Jiancai: "......"

The audience gave a laugh without reservation!

Zhang Ye looked at the audience, "This is Mr. Yao's first play, well, the second play is amazing, Mr. Yao's male lead!" ”

Yao Jiancai said happily: "Male number one? ”

Zhang Ye said: "Yes, this play is called "Grinding", which tells the story of the protagonist pulling the mill around the world! ”

Yao Jiancai was dumbfounded and said, "Grinding? I'm playing a donkey! What a world to travel around that week! Just go around in circles! ”

The audience squirted, "Oops hahaha!" ”

Zhang Ye: "Mr. Yao is really famous for the third movie, "Zhang Ergou's Barbaric Murder of His Father 100,000 Urgent Revenge Tragedy"! ”

Yao Jiancai said, "Hey, this name is long enough." ”

Zhang Ye: "It takes two big screens to spell out this name, Zhang Ergou is a bad boy, killed his father, chopped his father up and set it on fire, and later the public security organs investigated the case, and Mr. Yao's first scene was to open the coffin lid." ”

Yao Jiancai said: "Am I still acting dead? It's all broken this time? ”

Zhang Ye: "It's okay, look at the feet, if an acquaintance can recognize you." ”

The female judge covered her face and smiled.

One of the male judges couldn't help but smile, but quickly took it back.

Zhang Ye: "The fourth movie is a big production, there is a movie called "Dumplings" in Hong Kong, a horror and suspense film, and Mr. Yao is invited to star. ”

Yao Jiancai said happily: "It's a big thing." ”

Zhang Ye said while gesturing: "This drama is about chopping people up and wrapping them into dumplings after killing, and Mr. Yao plays the 'stuffing' in it." ”

Yao Jiancai's expression was pale, "Okay! This time even my feet were broken! ”

Zhang Ye gave a thumbs up, "Amazing." ”

Yao Jiancai: "What's the big deal, I'm minced meat!" ”

There are some viewers who are already smiling sourly, and their cheeks are starting to hurt!

Zhang Ye: "Learn from you, salute you, you are our role model, as the old saying goes, outside the mountain, outside the green building!" ”

Yao Jiancai stopped, "No! Not really! You always say the wrong thing, outside the mountain, outside the Qingshan Building! ”

Zhang Ye blinked and looked at him, "There is a green building outside the building?" ”

Yao Jiancai: "Why do you keep working with Qinglou, why do you go often?" It's the building outside the building. ”

ZHANG YE NODDED, "OUTSIDE THE MOUNTAIN, OUTSIDE THE QINGSHAN BUILDING, THERE ARE PEOPLE BEHIND THE CAPABLE PEOPLE (NENG FOUR SOUNDS)!" ”

恁 - This is the Beijing dialect, or the word in some parts of the north, and it has the same meaning as "lane".

Yao Jiancai interrupted: "There are capable people!" ”

"Huh!" Zhang Ye picked it up.

The cameraman in charge of the shooting shook his camera and burst into laughter!

Yao Jiancai: "Who are you!" It's just a capable person! Are you still a scholar and scholar? What kind of scholar are you, studying this every day? ”

Zhang Ye: "I also study other things, such as the art of cross talk." ”

Yao Jiancai said: "It's good to study this." ”

Zhang Ye: "Cross talk is the simplest art form, and at the same time, it is also the most complex, simple because you can say it with a mouth, but it is not easy to say it, such as some imaginary words, pad words, they are all exquisite, and they all need to be studied, for example, let me give an example, 'Are you here?' Sit down, drink water, goodbye', there is always a cushion word in the back, you will feel very kind with this, if you don't have this, it won't be like it. He suddenly shouted hoarsely, "Come! Sit down! Drink! Good bye! ”

Yao Jiancai snorted, "You scare people to death again!" ”

Zhang Ye: "For example, some female comrades like to put imaginary characters in the front, such as going out on the street and seeing acquaintances greeting, 'Yo, Auntie, why are you going', this is not good to put in the back." ”

Yao Jiancai: "You want to learn?" ”

Zhang Ye imitated a woman and said, "Auntie, why are you going...... Ahh!!h "The last one was like a roar!

Yao Jiancai rolled his eyes: "Good guy, have you stepped on your feet?" ”

Zhang Ye pointed to the ground and said, "Auntie fell into the ditch." ”

"Hahaha!"

"Hahahaha!"

The audience was full of laughter!

The judges, the audience, and even the staff and cameramen of the column group were so happy, and there were a few little girls in the audience who burst into tears and laughed!

Tang Dazhang's face is average!

The three brothers next to him were also silent, because they didn't know what to say anymore!

This work has exceeded everyone's imagination!