Chapter 34: Nothing Falls from the Heavens
The spoon clanged against the edge of the pot, Qiao Nianqiang's mouth was like a river of spittle, and Long Leiyan felt that he was not frying rice, but accompaniment.
"Why didn't I even hear any movement when something so big happened?
"This is a strange thing, the flat land has fallen for nearly a kilometer, and there is really no sound at all, don't you say it's strange? Another strange thing is that the water flows to a low place, it rained so heavily last night, and there is no water in the big pit, and it is close to the river, and the river water is not poured into it. ”
"How do you know so much about it? I don't believe this is what the old man told you!" Long Lei Yan flipped the spoon, looked at the changes in the pot, and shouted, "Okay! Hurry up the lunch box!"
Qiao Nianqiang hurriedly set up the lunch box, and said proudly: "Stupid, my sister told me, as soon as there was an accident last night, my sister received a notice, and all the military and police in the city rushed to the scene of martial law, my sister was naturally the first to take the lead, carrying a Beretta M92 on her waist, and a 50 caliber sand eagle in her hand, and she was the first to come to the scene!"
"Don't talk about the calf, your sister is a civilian, don't I know! Also Beretta, Sha Ying! Don't talk about your sister, it's good that the criminal police in the city can have the seven-seven style, most of them still use the five-four and six-four styles, do you think I don't know?"
Qiao Nianqiang looked at Long Leiyan with raised eyebrows, and said angrily: "What do you know, art comes from life, it is higher than life, I can't process it?"
"You are so good at processing, when you were in the third grade of elementary school, you said that your uncle went home to visit relatives and brought you back an atomic bomb, and I was so scared that I was your follower for more than a month, and now I want to smoke you! In fact, your uncle brought you a small plane made of bullet shells at that time!"
Qiao Nianqiang scratched his head in embarrassment, and hurriedly changed the topic: "Lei Gong, besides, I also heard a message!" Speaking of this, he deliberately pulled a long tone, hung his appetite, and waited for Long Lei Yan to ask.
Long Leiyan is frying thick noodles, fried noodles are completely different from fried rice, it is difficult to eat greasy if you put too much oil, and it is easy to stick to the pan if you put less oil, not to mention that it is more difficult to fry ten servings together. That is, Long Dashao's arm strength, ten servings of fried noodles plus nearly twenty catties of iron pot, flew up and down in his hands, and the noodles flew up and down in a long dragon more than a foot long from the pot, and the various ingredients were mixed in it, which was very good-looking. I didn't have time to talk to him for a while.
After waiting for a long time to see that Long Lei Yan didn't speak, Qiao Nianqiang leaned forward again, and said in a very low voice: "My cousin revealed me a piece of news, he said that a few days ago, the little devil transported a large amount of gold from the island country, it seems that there are dozens of tons, and this gold is needless to say that it is all placed in the Emgrand Building, and now the building has collapsed, and the little devils in the entire Jiangnan Province have also buried it, and these gold are ownerless!
Long Leiyan turned his head to look at him and asked, "What do you want? Go and fish for gold? Your little arms and legs, even if you go down, you won't get much back! If you don't get it right, you will be put on the line with your life!"
Qiao Nianqiang stiffened his neck and said angrily: "I want to use the golden hair?" I'm not for you, if I get this gold, will you still use it to sell fried rice here?"
More than forty boxes of fried rice and fried noodles, Long Dashao was busy for nearly half an hour and finally finished it, tired and sweaty, he took a towel and wiped the sweat. He can understand his brother's intentions, but at present, the gold is not very attractive to him, and when the microwave oven is full of energy, it is not difficult for him to ask for gold and silver.
After the two of them separated the fried rice and fried noodles, they put ten boxes into a plastic pocket. Long Leiyan looked at Qiao Nianqiang, who was tired and sweating, and instantly made up his mind that his secret must be shared with his good friends. Immediately said, "Electric mother, look!" and shook the Rolex in his hand.
The dark green case, low-key and deep, at first glance it is not ordinary, Qiao Nianqiang was stunned for a moment, and instantly laughed: "Buy it online, this is at least a hundred yuan, high imitation, good! As long as the time is accurate, wear it, you always look at your mobile phone." ”
Long Leiyan, who was highly imitative, took it off, took out his Rittal mobile phone, put it in front of Qiao Nianqiang, and said, "It's all 100% genuine, absolutely real, send it to you!"
Qiao Nianqiang was so happy that his stomach hurt, and he hurriedly pushed his mobile phone and watch back: "Dude, who are the two of us, this is in your hands, people say that it is a high imitation at most, if it is in my hands, it will be regarded as true, I am not good to explain to the family!
Long Leiyan was instantly deflated, the real thing was actually regarded as a fake in these years, and he really lost his temper. However, Qiao Nianqiang's words are true, although he has a deep background, he has been strict with his family since he was a child. In the second generation of officials, he is purely different, others are running away at this age, beautiful girls are holding papers, and the most inferior is Maserati. And he hasn't even done a horse killing a chicken, and he hasn't talked about his girlfriend, just like a piece of ice.
This is inseparable from his family's tutor, and his old man is even more law-abiding, diligent and thrifty, serving as an official for the benefit of one party, and never greedy for a stitch. Such a person is many times stronger than those who are vegetarian in the corpse position, and they are exemplary. As soon as the entire Jiangnan Province mentioned this old parent, many people gave a thumbs up.
Even the heartless Long Dashao, every time he saw the gray-haired old man, he couldn't help but feel admiration.
Long Leiyan's personality is straightforward, since he has made up his mind to tell the secret, he can't hold it anymore, he lowered his voice and said, "Guess, where did these things come from?"
Aunt Liu's craftsmanship was absolutely not said, Qiao Nianqiang couldn't help but pick up the colander and scoop up a braised egg in the thermos bucket, swallowed it in his mouth and chewed it, and said vaguely: "This is still a guess! ”
Long Leiyan mysteriously patted the microwave oven on the electric tricycle and said: "It was all conjured for me, and it didn't cost a penny!
When Qiao Nianqiang heard this, he almost choked to death with egg yolk: "What rice? cough cough cough water! cough water!"
Long Dashao hurriedly poured a cup of tea and gave him a smooth answer: "Don't you believe it? Listen to me tell you from the beginning! Suddenly, there was a thunderclap in the sky, and I hurriedly ran out of the room, only to see something appear in the sky."
Long Leiyan told Qiao Nianqiang everything that happened last night from beginning to end, including the fact that the microwave oven can upgrade toys to real people, and told Qiao Nianqiang bit by bit, and said it for nearly half an hour in one breath.
Qiao Nianqiang listened to the black lines on his head, and his eyes were full of small circles, and it was not until Long Leiyan finished speaking that he slowly woke up, and raised his hand without saying a word, and applauded: "Brother, I haven't seen you for a few days, you have learned a joke again, yes, really good, much stronger than the previous one at the end of the Yuan Dynasty! Give you a thumbs up! It's not too early, I'll hurry up and send food to others, let's talk at night!"