The cicadas on the banyan tree are screaming knowingly, and the noise hurts people's brains. Long Leiyan grabbed Qiao Nianqiang and said as if he was taking an oath: "I'm really not, our brothers have been brothers for almost twenty years, so you can't believe me once?"

Qiao Nianqiang looked at Long Leiyan's solemn expression, and couldn't help but believe a little bit of his crazy words. His brother knows it in his own heart, although Lei Gong doesn't keep the door on his lips, but he never pits himself, but what he said is too unbelievable, and he really can't believe it if he doesn't see it with his own eyes.

Qiao Nianqiang put down the plastic pocket in his hand, picked up a box of white rice and held it in his hand, and said: "You say, can the microwave oven upgrade white rice into spicy rice and shark fin rice?

This is equivalent to a general, which made Long Leiyan speechless, and the microwave oven ran out of energy later, which was not told to him just now, and it would be a bit far-fetched to explain it now. The best brother doesn't believe in himself, and it does make Long Leiyan a little crazy.

In desperation, I had to tell the truth: "Now that the stored energy is exhausted, let alone tomato rice bowls, even if it is chopped green onions, it can't be changed!"

Qiao Nianqiang spread his hands, took out a box of white-skinned cigarettes from his pocket, didn't need to see that this was a special offer, lit one himself, and handed one to Long Leiyan.

Long Leiyan usually doesn't smoke, but he is also lighting it with him at the moment, and as soon as the cigarette enters his mouth, he coughs.

Qiao Nianqiang puffed out a puff of smoke, and then said earnestly: "Lei Gong, that incident was in your heart back then, I understand, I originally thought that after all these years, time could dilute everything, but I didn't expect to forget it, I have a distant relative who is a good psychiatrist, I will bring him tomorrow." ”

"What do you mean, why are you bringing a psychiatrist tomorrow?" Long Leiyan was angry and instantly hit the top of his head, slammed the cigarette on the ground, and looked at Qiao Nianqiang fixedly.

Qiao Nianqiang stammered a little when he spoke: "I, I'll take him to try your craft, isn't it good to pull a customer for you?"

Long Da Shao was in a hurry, so he picked up the kitchen knife and stuffed it in Qiao Nianqiang's hand: "The microwave oven was upgraded to a real person yesterday, and the storage energy was exhausted, but he still has the origin energy, as long as he is injured, he can be cured, I don't believe you can cut yourself and try it, I will immediately ask him to cure you, and I guarantee that not even a drop of blood will come out!"

When there was a loud bang, the kitchen knife slipped from Qiao Nianqiang's hand, he covered his head and thought for a moment and suddenly realized: "Lei Gong, you can't blame me for the exam in the second year of junior high school, you copied the paper and copied my name at that time, haven't you forgotten this?

Where is this, the matter of Chen Sesame and rotten grain has been turned out, and the angry Long Lei Yan picked up the kitchen knife and stuffed it in his hand, saying: "If you don't believe it, just cut me, and I'll let you see the miracle!"

Qiao Nianqiang seemed to be burned by the handle of the knife, and hurriedly threw away the kitchen knife: "Lei Gong, which one are you singing? Don't make trouble, I'll deliver food! If you don't go again, people will be in a hurry!"

"Okay! If you don't believe it, I'll cut it myself!" Long Leiyan had a violent temper, and when he picked up the kitchen knife, he was about to beckon to his arm.

"Don't, don't, I believe it, can't I believe it? Can I not believe what you say? When I was in the first grade, you said that your father was Optimus Prime, the leader of the Bo faction, and he swindled several pieces of chocolate from me, and I believed them all, right?"

Qiao Nianqiang hugged Long Leiyan's arm, and hurriedly said: "High one, high one, you put my raincoat on the statue of the old principal, saying that you can get a reward by respecting the teacher, but I went home in the rain." You spray potassium permanganese on the sausages in the playground that the dean is not the wind I gave you? I believe you even if you say that the microwave can spew out the Starfleet!"

The young man who sold cold cakes threw down the stall and ran over, pressed the kitchen knife, and also helped to persuade: "It's all your own brothers, don't use the knife, don't you have something to say?"

Long Leiyan and Qiao Nianqiang scolded in unison: "Get out, it's none of your business!"

"What does this kid do?"

Being mixed up by the cake seller, Long Leiyan's anger disappeared a lot, and he said casually: "He, the cake seller!"

"Mygod?" Qiao Nianqiang looked surprised: "Since it's God, then forget it, if it were an ordinary person, I would have smoked him a long time ago!" Qiao Nianqiang tried his best to divert the topic and distract Long Leiyan.

Long Leiyan sighed, what happened last night was too unbelievable, if it wasn't for his own personal experience, he wouldn't believe it, and it was understandable that Qiao Nianqiang didn't believe it at this moment.

Long Dashao waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I won't joke with you, I thought I could fool you, but I didn't expect your kid to be so resistant now, hehehe!"

Qiao Nianqiang was also relieved when he heard him say this, and said, "I'm going to deliver the food in a hurry, you stay well, start your lunch break, you will be busy later, let's talk at night!"

He had just walked a few steps, and suddenly turned back to Long Lei Yan and said, "Lei Gong, what do you think about the person I said about going to high school to be a physical education substitute teacher?"

As soon as he heard this, Long Da Shao suddenly came to his senses, and nodded again and again: "You don't need to ask, of course I'll go!"

Qiao Nianqiang's face was full of joy, and he said: "Okay, it's good that you figure it out! I'll tell the old man when I turn around!"

Unconsciously, the sun had climbed to the middle of the sky, Qiao Nianqiang was carrying four large plastic pockets in his hands, and walked hard towards the campus, his short back looked very difficult.

Long Leiyan sighed secretly: "Good brother!"

When the young man selling cold cakes saw that Long Leiyan was left alone, he turned around again and whispered, "Dude, the bureau you just set up is inappropriate!"

Long Leiyan was confused and asked, "What kind of bureau are you talking about?"

The seller of cold cakes smirked: "When I was a child in the village, I used my father's night pot as a cornucopia to deceive the drunks in the neighboring village, saying that the pot of wine would never be drunk, but I didn't expect the drunk man who was drunk to believe it and give me two chicken legs to eat." It's a pity, no one will be fooled in the future, and the most I can do is trick a child to eat candy. ”

"So I summed up an experience, you must find a good partner to deceive people, there are always loopholes in a one-person game, just as I said, if you say hello to me in advance, it will be absolutely no problem for our brothers to deceive a Kaizi!"

The angry dragon Lei Yan picked up the kitchen knife again and roared: "Get out, if you don't want to be in the shade, get out and bask in the sun!"

The young man who sold cold cakes hurriedly ran back to his stall, and said in his heart: "People here, what's the matter, take a knife at every turn, it's too dangerous, I'll go to the University of Science and Technology tomorrow!"