Chapter 117: Columbus II
Xiaoyu, I'm going to go to the provincial capital. After dinner, the fat man smacked his belly against the wall a few times, and then suddenly said to the big braid.
Big brother, you want to go, just let me go to Xinhua Bookstore to find out if there are any college entrance examination review materials. ”
The fat man's heart suddenly trembled: It seems that the big braid is ready to really take the college entrance examination, if she really wants to be admitted to college, it is not to leave the backer, four years of college, I will be thirty-three after four years......
The fat man's heart was a little messy, and he wanted to dissuade the pigtails from taking the test, but he couldn't say anything, just a mouthful of energy.
"Uncle Fat, buy me more books, I have too much spare time, and Qiqi also has to read books. The little girl couldn't see the height of her eyebrows, and she also crawled to the fat man's side, pushing the fat man's pillar-like thighs with her little hands.
Buy, buy both. The fat man came to his senses, nodded vigorously, and went absentmindedly to the deer farm.
Today, I scattered the eggs in the nest, and there were more than 10,000 eggs in total. According to conservative estimates, it is no problem to hatch 10,000 chicks, but if the roosters and hens account for half, there are still 5,000 chicks left, and the size of the chicken farm will suddenly expand several times.
There are a lot of eggs left, and it is quite difficult to sell them with the current transportation and road problems of the backing mountain, so the fat man has to cheat a little, and the eggs are shipped out of the chicken farm in batches in the past few days.
The current Daqingshan Joint Stock Company is just a false name and has not yet entered the right track, so no one pays attention to the fat man's approach, except for the old revolution, of course.
In addition, deer antler velvet and musk, the fat man is also ready to sell together, although the number of musk is not much, but the main thing is to understand the market, after the antler velvet is processed, there is more than a catty, it is estimated that it can be sold at a good price.
Another thing is also very important, the procedures for the young people waiting for the zoo need to be handled, so many wild animals are at home, the fat man always feels unstable in his heart, or get a license insurance.
Make an appointment with Captain Li to go to the commune. The fat man left the backer alone. Walked dozens of miles of mountain roads. Arrived at the commune. After several tosses. Two days later. Finally stepped into the provincial capital for the second time.
Think about it. The fat man decided to go to the zoo first. After all, there are acquaintances...... Take a look at the place. The zoo is full of people. Because it's Sunday. Most parents lead their children to see the rarity.
Arrived at the door. The fat man was just about to buy a ticket to go in. Unexpectedly, the comrade at the ticket office recognized him at a glance: "Isn't this the last time I sent Comrade Dihuang to the wild boar." What kind of animals are you sending this time?"
"I didn't think I was a little bit well-known. The fat man was lustful in his heart. Then he smiled and said, "Empty-handed." The main thing is to go through the procedures for unemployed youth. ”
"Then let's get in quickly. The conductor waved. The fat man walked in with the flow of people. I faintly heard a sigh coming from the ticket window: "This Comrade Huang seems to be fat again." Boy. I recognized it as soon as I saw it......"
The fat man secretly sweated in his heart. But then he was happy again: why do you all know Yao Ming. It's just because he's tall. Why can you remember Huang Liang. Just because he's fat.
After turning a corner slightly, I went to the wild boar hall to take a look, and saw that the two wild boars had grown fat and strong, and when I saw the fat man, I snorted a few times disdainfully, obviously no longer caring about him, the old master.
"Something ungrateful. The fat man muttered and went straight to the principal's room. Knocking on the door, he heard a kind and friendly voice from inside, and the fat man pushed the door in.
"Director He, I'm here again. The fat man said hello hotly.
"Yellow, welcome, welcome. He Yuan was more enthusiastic than the fat man, stretched out his hands, and held the fat man's hand.
After a few words of greeting, the fat man took out the household registration book and the certificate from the township, and Director He called Director Zou and quickly completed the formalities.
Director He patted the fat man on the shoulder affectionately: "In the future, even if you are a staff member of the zoo, you will be a family, and if you have any difficulties, you will raise them - what, Xiao Huang, I heard that you have a few fragrant roe deer, and we have a female in the zoo, too lonely, do you see if you can-"
"I said why are you so enthusiastic, it turned out that I wanted to ask me to provide a source of goods, and the fragrant roe deer is the key support object, and I can't give it away, there is no way, and the landlord's family has no surplus grain. ”
Thinking of this, the fat man shook his head again and again: "Principal, you don't know, the roe deer are all in the team and become public property, and I can't call the shots." ”
The smile on Director He's face remained unchanged: "I don't want you, as long as you borrow seeds." ”
"That's fine, that's all right, just bring the roe deer back when I'm gone. The fat man then understood that Chief He was going to borrow chickens to lay eggs, and this abacus was very good, but the fat man didn't have anything to lose, just a gesture, that is, Xiangxiang might have to waste some physical strength, but this guy probably wants to know about this, and I'm afraid that my lips will not fit together.
"If this is done, you will be given a bonus at the end of the year. He Yuan said with a smile.
"Brother Huang, why did you come. A shout came, and then a figure rushed over and grabbed the fat man's shoulder.
"Sharpshooter, Uncle Sangun is still talking about you, worrying if your marksmanship can't get in. The fat man slapped Yuan Dao on the shoulder, making the other party grin.
"I've never touched a gun, but my marksmanship has definitely improved a lot. The sharpshooter's face was confident.
The fat man thought about it and understood, what Yuan Dao lacked was not technology, but psychological quality, he must be strengthening training in this area, so he didn't need to touch the gun at all.
"Brother Huang, go to my house to live. "The sharpshooter enthusiastically invited, of course the fat man would not refuse, and it costs money to stay in the hotel.
A while before the end of work, the fat man walked around the zoo. Just now, the principal's request also reminded the fat man: resources can be complementary.
However, the fat man was a little disappointed, the zoo has just reopened after the chaos of the Cultural Revolution, and it still needs a long cycle, no wonder two wild boars are treasured.
After getting off work, I followed the sharpshooter home, and the fat man didn't bring anything else, just a jar of wine, fortunately there were several jars of wine, otherwise the fat man's boldness would have been gone.
Anyway, this wine is really a good thing, that is, it is a rare thing, and it is suitable for the elderly to drink, so when the sharpshooter's father took over the wine jar, the wrinkles on his face were laughed at as a big chrysanthemum.
After eating, the old man Wu came to play chess with his father again, and when he saw the fat man, he smiled and nodded, obviously still having an impression of his special character.
There was nothing to do, and the fat man also gathered next to watch them play chess. Speaking of playing chess, the fat man practiced in the Children's Palace for two years when he was a child, and then gradually fell into disuse, and when he graduated from college, he didn't even touch the chess pieces in order to make a living.
After watching the two sets, my mind suddenly opened, and the scene of playing music when I was a child was vivid. The fat man didn't feel itchy, and after Yuan Dao's father lost a game, he said twice: "I'll learn a game from Uncle Wu." ”
"Brother Huang, you can't do it., Uncle Wu is a victorious general in our area. Yuan Dao first gave the fat man a vaccination, so as not to embarrass him after losing.
"Little fat man, do you need me to let you have two horses?" Old Wu Tou's tone was not small.
"Let's go down first. "The fat man set up his chess pieces and held a black piece as a sign of respect. Old Wu Tou gave in and set up a single horse.
This layout is more ancient than the beginning of the competition, but the gap in the middle lane is relatively large. The fat man learned the chess game more than ten years later than this era, which was the era of great prosperity of chess, and the various layouts were already very finely disassembled. Therefore, the fat man does not think twice, and the luck is like flying.
Old Wu's degree was also brought up by him, and he lost a big son. Although the fat man is honest, he likes to kill and slash when he plays chess, and he attacks fiercely, the old man Wu loses his armor and removes his armor, and the old man is captured.
"Little fat man, there are two hits., and one more plate. Old man Wu was not convinced, set up the chess pieces again, and clashed again.
The fat man won a game, he had the bottom in his heart, and while talking and laughing, the oar disappeared, and the old man Wu did not open his beard in three sets.
Although the weather is not hot, the beads of sweat on Wu Lao's head are also ticking: "Today is not in a good state, the boss has been coughing in the past two days, I am angry, little fat man, I will come tomorrow to learn your tricks." ”
"When you came down with me, you were in pretty good shape. Yuan Dao's father happily began to reveal the old bottom, and the old man Wu turned red and walked away angrily with the chessboard.
"This old man doesn't sleep for half a night today, and he has to study your chess moves. Father knew this old friend well.
The fat man disagreed: It's just playing, don't take it too seriously, what did Su Dongpo say, win and be happy to lose.
The next day, the fat man went to a food branch and was going to sell the eggs first.
There were not many people in the store, and the fat man saw that two salesmen, a man and a woman, were chattering, so he leaned in: "Comrade, how do you sell eggs, is it about catties or pounds?"
"There's no such thing as an egg, a mallet. The man saw that the fat man was dressed rusticly, and when it came to selling eggs, it was all a rural method, so he couldn't help but laugh.
The fat man touched the back of his head, despised in his heart, but smiled innocently on his face: "We came to collect eggs, all of them were about selling for money, and I heard that the price was expensive in the city, so I came by car." These two sentences were deliberately pretended by him, and the soil was about to fall off.
The saleswoman covered her mouth and smiled, and the man was even more energetic: "How many eggs do you have, whether you have enough money for the ticket, this account can't be calculated, I wonder how you grew so big." ”
"I have a lot of eggs, and if you count them, you won't be able to finish them when it's dark. The fat man said with a serious face, and the two salesmen looked down on people, and the fat man decided to teach them a lesson. No matter how kind the fat man is, he also has principles: hello, I am good, everyone is good, you are bad, he is bad, I am even worse.
"I ran this bragging, I thought it was in your tunzi, the old cow ran all over the ground, telling you that this is a provincial city, and there is no place for you to find the old cow. The saleswoman couldn't help it, and her voice was even more scathing.
"If I had so many eggs, would you count them for me one by one?" the fat man began to spoil.
Take out the eggs, and the two of us will count them for you, and whoever doesn't count them will be so big!" the man grabbed a few times with his hand, imitating Wang Ba swimming in the water.
Then you're up to it. The fat man smiled, turned around and went out, and soon, he poked his head through the door: "Two comrades, come out and check the eggs." ”
The two salesmen were dumbfounded when they walked out, a row of large baskets were placed at the door, there were dozens of them, and each basket could hold three hundred and five hundred, which was tens of thousands of eggs.
"Check it out, you two don't know how to count, do you?" asked the fat man with a concerned expression.
"Eggs are all about pounds, let's just weigh them, you don't need to check the number, it's troublesome. The man's tone softened.
"Who said it was going to be checked just now, talking doesn't count, isn't it the same as putting - hehe, putting that. "The fat man started to fight back, and the momentum was fierce.
The saleswoman began to stir up nonsense, with her hands on her hips: "Fellow, if you can stand up the eggs, we will check, if you want to be strong, try this taste yourself!"
"Does this talk count, I have heard that there is a foreign cloth called something, and I have set up eggs. The fat man still looked at the two with a smile.
This reminded the male salesman: "There is another condition, you can't break the eggs." ”
It's you who have the final say, who made you from the city? The fat man looked down in the basket for a moment, then took out an egg and gently placed it on the counter.
After holding it for a few seconds, the fat man slowly spread his hands, only to see that the egg was standing firmly in place with its head down. (To be continued, if you want to know what will happen next, please log in to 6, more chapters, support the author, support genuine reading!)