"Go back, really, we're not suitable."

Simpson said with a dead face: "But you told me I love you, have you forgotten?" ”

"That's what you lied to me about." Musou retorted.

"But you also said it in detail, the scene last night is still squeezed (stopped), and it is still reproducing in my mind."

Wushuang didn't have the slightest affection for Simpson: "Then you can go back and slowly reappear, and I won't send it far." ”

Seeing that Wushuang was so "ruthless", Simpson sneered, and then opened the dowry box, "Don't worry, let me order first... Right? ”

"What's wrong?"

"What I sent in front of the plane is the blue treasure Xi (stone) of the Bosi (Si) country, what are you, blue glass, Xi (ten) has a lot of money."

Lao Bai was anxious at the time: "Impossible, you brought this box in, we have never opened it!" ”

"I don't care, I just want to get my old stuff back."

"That's what you were meant to be."

"No way, the ring of pure gold from Ceylon, which I sent before me, is this, brass; And this, this is the jade bracelet of the Java country, what is this, marble; And this, the Sumatran agate necklace, you changed it for a rosin one, and these silver squeezes..."

Everyone: "What's this?" ”

"Why do I look like tin?"

Lao Bai finally understood, "I'm waiting for us here with your kid." ”

Simpson looked villainous at this time: "Businessman, it is indispensable to prevent people and machines, not to mention that you have already signed on this gift list." ”

Lao Bai couldn't hide from it, so he simply stood up: "Yes, I signed the words on the gift list, how is it?" ”

"Hehe, I heard that the sentence for fraud here is very heavy, Xi (ten) two silver squeezes are fine (yes) eight Xi (ten) big boards, so many things, I don't know how many boards I have to suffer, but you don't care, people who practice martial arts, take it slowly."

Lao Bai wanted to make a move, but was held down by the shopkeeper, "You don't need to scare the foreheads, Lou Zhixian is aware of everything, iron-faced and selfless, how can you fall for your tricks?" ”

Big Mouth also raised his profile: "He is my uncle, and I am the nephew of Lou Zhi County!" ”

"Don't worry, so let's do it, I'll give you a day's habits (time) to think about it slowly, make careful friends with people, and hand over things carefully, you can look at it, See you."

Seeing Simpson walking away, Wushuang was anxious at this time: "Senior brother, what should we do now?" ”

"Have you forgotten what Senior Brother used to do? I don't believe he can hide underground. ”

。。。。。。。

In the middle of the night, Lao Bai, who went out to "run errands", came back.

"Old white? What do you think? ”

Lao Bai rarely missed: "This matter, he really hid underground, I turned it over in his house, but I didn't find it." ”

The shopkeeper behaved very hardly: "It's really not good, just go to the yamen to debate with him, if you don't believe it, there will be no royal law." ”

"It's useless, you know this person in Lou Zhixian, he is very particular about evidence, the gift list falls into the hands of that person, there will definitely be no fun."

Xiao Guo also knew that the root of the matter was in himself, and he was full of chagrin: "If I had known, I wouldn't have come up with this bad idea, Wushuang ......"

"Hey, I have a solution."

"Say ......"

"Let's not talk about it."

"Say it!"

"I promised him first, and then stole the gift slip back while he wasn't paying attention."

"Great idea!" Simpson led Xiaoliu to the door, "But you are still one step late, I have already sent the gift list to the yamen in advance, and Lou Zhixian has already seen it." ”

"The surname is Xin, why don't you talk about credit?"

"Sorry, you will breach the contract first, but it doesn't matter, if you want to marry Wushuang, I will withdraw the lawsuit immediately. Aren't these dowries all yours, don't think about it anymore, it's useless, you have no choice. ”

。。。。。。。。。

A sleepless night passed...

Musou was sitting impatiently waiting, and Simpson came to the door again...

"How's it going, wife? The sedan chair is outside, do you want to come with me? ”

Wushuang no longer saw a trace of uneasiness at this moment, but joked with interest: "I also want to go with you, but they don't agree." ”

"Why?"

"They say you're too fake, and your character is very problematic."

"Do you think so too?"

"Hehe..."Wushuang smiled and did not answer, "First of all, Xiucai entrusted me to correct a few mistakes for you, the compass, printing, papermaking and gunpowder you mentioned were all invented in China, including clocks, and in the Tang Dynasty, the first clock in history to use an escapement was made, and its maximum error did not exceed thirty seconds." ”

Seeing Wushuang pulling around, Simpson's face became gloomy: "So what? ”

"You keep saying that you love your hometown very much, but you don't even know the four major inventions, which is a bit unreasonable."

"You're procrastinating, aren't you?" Simpson said confidently.

"Well, I'm sorry, let's cut to the chase, your favorite Arabic numerals are indeed very scientific, but what about ......"

"But what?"

Lu Xiucai led a few people out of the backyard and replied, "However, for paper records, it is easy to change the specific amount by changing the decimal point." ”

Simpson suddenly had a bad premonition: "What do you think?" ”

"What do you mean?" Lao Bai snorted coldly, and finally regained his confidence: "As soon as you left last night, some people went to the yamen and added a very inconspicuous decimal point before the zero of each number. ”

"In this way, the gift list becomes something like this: 1.00 sapphires from Persia is one."

Xiao Guo took over the topic: "Hehe, two pure gold rings from Ceylon; The jade bracelet of the country of Java, three pairs; Sumatra agate necklace, four strings, Guri silver, five taels. Oh, how can there be such a small amount of silver, how can you get it? ”

"Conspiracy!" Simpson was angry and annoyed.

"I learned it from you."

Xiucai showed a strong sense of national pride at this moment: "It is foreseeable that thousands of years later, people will not only use Arabic numerals, but also use Chinese characters with our capital letters. ”

Simpson also has some city government, and when he saw that the matter was revealed, he immediately retreated: "OK, I admit defeat this time, the mountains will not turn around, we will have a period later." ”

But he wanted to go, but someone didn't want him to go, and then Xiao Liu entered the door: "Mr. stay, I'm sorry, my little brother just received a complaint from Zuojiazhuang, saying that someone is making and selling counterfeits here but there is no evidence, after I investigated all night, I think that this box is the evidence!" Even your identity is doubtful, come with me, go! ”

"Let go, don't push me! If you change my gift list, I will sue you! Simpson was dragged out of the door by Xiaoliu, and shouted in his mouth: "Let go, I am a returned overseas Chinese, you have no right to arrest me!" It's too rough! Dear god, this is my hometown, don't pull your clothes, okay? I love my hometon……”

"Oops, it's finally over."

"Eat a trench and Zhang Yizhi, Wushuang, then how to continue?"

Hearing Xiao Guo speak, Wushuang was stunned: "What to continue?" ”

"A new round of emotional testing."

"Again?"

"Don't go! This is what I borrowed from the matchmaker on West Street, this time the question is very interesting, do you like a man who eats garlic or a man who doesn't eat garlic, anyway, Xiu is the one who doesn't eat garlic......"