"Design to marry a good wife"

【1 lobby, night

[Tong, Guo, Bai, Zhu, Xin, Li......

Wushuang came out, Bai and Tong chased out, and everyone followed.

: You stop me, everyone is coming, you leave without saying a word, so what should we do?

: That's your business, whoever invites him will go on a blind date with him!

: Please, we're all for your good, and besides, you choose the people yourself!

: I don't know if it's ...... Hmph, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, the emperor is not in a hurry to be a eunuch!

:(Angry), I'll take a look at one more step!

: I'll come, I'll come, Wushuang, we have no malice, you know?

: I know, even with good intentions, there are times when you do something wrong with good intentions, right?

: No, you kid...... (Wushuang draws his sword and glares) What's the matter?

:I......

(Wushuang bows his head) Blind date, and it doesn't mean that you want to die, why are you so ignorant of what to do?

: I'm going to help you arrange a blind date for some reason, aren't you angry? If you want to think I'm a burden and want to drive me away, then just say it, you don't need to wipe your feet like this!

Who wants to drive you away? You don't love each other, you don't pull each other down, and no one cares about your in the future!

: Ouch, I thank you, I thank you for my whole family!

:D eargod, it's still a good girl in China, and she is knowledgeable and wise!

Li Dazui: How can you be knowledgeable?

: It's not enough to thank yourself, but also to thank the whole family, this is not to blame for many people......, right?

Wushuang drew the knife, and Xin took it over.

: Is this knife a gift for me?

Wushuang was stunned, and Xin took out a jade pendant.

: This jade pendant is in average condition, but I have worn it for more than ten years, take it!

Wushuang was stunned, and Tong hurriedly played a round.

: Oh, if someone sends you to take (bite your ear) you can't make it, let's get in touch first, don't hurt people's patriotism!

: What does this have to do with patriotism?

: Ah, this...... To love the country is to love people, to love people is to love the country, go sister!

【2 rooftops, night

[Xin, wishes

Wushuang was silent, Xin wanted to reach out and copy his waist, but was glared at by Wushuang, scratching his head and laughing.

: You're a catcher, huh?

: yes, what do you do?

: Do a small business, exchange foreign jewelry for domestic silk, earn a little difference from the middle, and support your family!

: Is it better to go abroad or at home?

: Each is good in its own way, foreign things are good, domestic people are good!

What are the things abroad?

: Ah, gunpowder, clocks, printing, papermaking......

: Do you have these things in China?

: It's all from abroad, and foreign countries are not only good things, but also good environments!

What is the environment?

: The sky abroad, without pollution, is blue, and the clouds are white!

:Oh...... Domestic, isn't it?

: It's usually okay, but when it rains, it's not good, and the black pressure is overwhelming!

: Isn't it dark when it rains abroad?

: Well, it rarely rains abroad, and most of the time it's sunny!

: That means the weather is dry, what about the crops?

: You don't need to grow crops abroad, you buy them directly from the stalls!

: Don't you have to collect it from the ground?

:Cough...... These are all technical issues, and I'm not interested in them (pointing to the sky) You see!

: What do you see?

: The moon is not round!

: If it's not round, can it be square?

: If you look closely, the moon is polygonal, and you can see the corners and corners over there, all of which are with lenna.

: Why didn't I see it?

: How about squinting your eyes?

: It doesn't seem to be very round!

The moon is round, it is called a circle, that is called a bright! There is also a foreign sun, which is full of radiance, and the sea abroad is rippling with blue waves...... Sorry, I'm out of shape again! At this time, I only have one sentence in my heart, Ilovemyhometon!

Zhu Wushuang: What do you mean?

Simpson: I love my hometown so much, read it to me, Ilovemyhometon!

Wishing the best of you: Ilovemyhometon!

Simpson: I'll teach you one more thing, Iloveyou!

Wishing Wushuang: Iloveyou...... What does this mean?

Simpson: Well, did you eat? In a foreign country, we met, we greeted each other, Iloveyou, did you eat? And then I said Iloveyoutoo, just eat, do it again!

I wish you all the best: Iloveyou!

Simpson: Iloveyoutoo, again, be affectionate () to be friendly!

I wish you all the best: Iloveyou!

The Simpson: Iloveyoutoo......

[3 Tong sleep, night

[Wishes, Tong.]

Tong Xiangyu: Don't feel it?

Zhu Wushuang: No feeling is no feeling, do you have feelings for him?

Tong Xiangyu: I have feelings for him, what should I do in the exhibition hall?

Zhu Wushuang: So, even you don't feel it, let alone me!

Tong Xiangyu: Why don't you even feel it? That's the person you picked out yourself!

Zhu Wushuang: It's not me, I lied when I did that test.

Tong Xiangyu: Why do you lie?

Zhu Wushuang: Xiao Guo asked, if you like Wen or Wu, as soon as I said that I like Wen, she immediately turned her face, and then asked, if you like to move or quiet, as soon as I say quiet, she is about to eat people, so I chose the answer that is diametrically opposite to Xiucai.

Tong Xiangyu: No wonder......

Zhu Wushuang: That person is actually not bad, all the conditions are quite ideal, but it is really impossible for me to talk to him!

Tong Xiangyu: Reason?

Zhu Wushuang: As soon as I like someone, I will be unlucky, I used to like my brother, you also saw the end, and then I liked Xiucai, how did it end? I finally liked your brother, what was the result? And the Jinyiwei surnamed Zhan...... Someone must have cursed me!

Tong Xiangyu: Don't talk nonsense, who has nothing to do to curse you?

Zhu Wushuang: I don't know, I only know, while I'm not unlucky, let's stop thinking first!

Tong Xiangyu: Peerless......

Zhu Wushuang: Don't say anything, you help me push him tomorrow, don't do this kind of thing in the future, fate can't force it!

Tong Xiangyu: Okay, you're going to change your mind someday......

Zhu Wushuang: I will personally entrust you to help me find my next home!

【4 lobby, day

[Tong, Lu, Guo, Bai, Xin, Li, Zhu

: Is there a mistake? If she asks you to push you, you will push?

Tong Xiangyu: For this kind of thing, you still have to respect people's own wishes!

: It's okay to push, but the question is, is it possible that Wushuang is embarrassed?

: It's unlikely, like Simpson, you've seen it too!

I think it's very good, don't say anything else, just rush to other people's patriotism, do you have any old ones?

Wushuang took the cake and came out: I'm going to patrol the streets, shopkeeper, I'll leave this matter to you!

Wushuang went out and rubbed shoulders with Simpson.

Simpson: Where are you going so early?

Zhu Wushuang: Patrol the streets, by the way, Iloveyou!

Simpson: Iloveyoutoo, go early and come back early!

Tong Xiangyu: Hehe, Mr. Xin came just in time, I have something to tell you (dragged away by Xiucai) What are you doing with me?

Do you know what they just said? Wushuang said to him, "Iloveyou, which means I love you!"

Everyone: Huh?

: Simpson says Iloveyoutoo, which means I love you too!

I watched Wushuang grow up, and I don't know her temper yet?

Tong Xiangyu: This peerless ...... Mr. Xin sit!

Simpson: Don't sit down, I'm here to give a dowry!

Everyone: Dowry?

[5 lobby, pick up the field

In the middle of the room, there were several large boxes, and Xin handed the gift list to Bai.

Simpson: Here's the list, so you can order it first......

Bai took the gift list and was dragged aside by Xiucai.

: Have you figured it out, Wushuang hasn't promised to marry yet!

People are saying love, what do you want to do?

Xiao Guo grabbed the gift list: the sapphire of Persia...... What, what is this?

Simpson: It's Arabic numerals, it's one, it's zeros, the next two zeros are one hundred, three zeros are one thousand, four zeros are ten thousand, and so on.

Guo Furong: How troublesome is that? Can't you just write 10,000?

Simpson: Sorry, I rarely use domestic things, not to mention, this is the most advanced and scientific counting method in the world.

Lv Xiucai: Now those who are doing big business are using () Persian sapphires, a hundred!

Tong Xiangyu: (slumped) My almighty god......

Lu Xiucai: Two hundred pure gold rings from Ceylon!

Tong's voiceover: I'm really a poor man!

Lu Xiucai: The jade bracelet, three hundred pairs!

Tong's voiceover: I can't live this day!

Lu Xiucai: The agate necklace, 400 strings!

Tong's voiceover: Kill me, kill me now!

Lu Xiucai: The silver of Guli Kingdom, 5,000 taels!

Tong Xiangyu: Don't order anymore (reserved) That's all?

Simpson: Not enough, I'll go back and prepare!

:(Drag) is enough......

Simpson: Then click on it, and sign a receipt for me to get it into my account!

Bai signed the gift list, Xin picked it up and looked at it, and put it away.

Simpson: Please help me tell Wushuang that when I finish booking the banquet, I will marry her.

Tong Xiangyu: Don't worry, you prepare slowly, go slowly, don't forget to invite us when the time comes......

[6 lobby, night

[Zhu, Tong, Bai, Lu, Yan, Guo

: Hehe, just for these boxes of things, you will sell me?

Everyone was stunned, and Bai leaned into Tong's ear and whispered.

: This is asking us to go down the stairs!

Tong Xiangyu: Oh...... yes, we're selling you, how's that?

Guo Furong: Be content, how good that sentence is, money is not everything, but without money, it is absolutely impossible!

: It's not about the money!

: Let's talk, what's the matter with you?

: Don't be funny, Wushuang is the one who catches the head......

:When did you become your person?Who agreed?Who allowed it?Who agreed?

:(Draw a knife) help me take care of my seventh uncle and grandfather and him......

Senior brother, shopkeeper Tong, and Xiao Guo, I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person, I don't know people but don't know my heart, I ......

Wushuang cried and rushed out, and Xiao Liu followed.

Tong didn't look right: this ......

: Don't worry, I'll talk about it when I get her back! (rushes out)

: Let go, you let go, I'm not welcome to do this again......

：！

: Help me take care of my seventh uncle and grandfather......

：！

Bai carried Wushuang in: Be honest, talk well, and I'll earn some more!

: You kill me, kill me, kill me!

Tong Xiangyu: Wushuang, we accept the dowry, but it's all because of you!

:( angry) because of me? I told you to take it? Who promised to push it off for me last night? Isn't it you?

Tong Xiangyu: It's me, but did you tell him about Iloveyou this morning?

: What if you say that? When we meet, we say hello to each other, isn't it okay?

Tong Xiangyu: It's too warm to say hello like this, right?

: Where is it?Iloveyou, does it mean to eat?

Lu Xiucai: Believe me, I have a dictionary there, and the meaning of that sentence is definitely that I love you!

:I...... I love you?

[7 lobby, day

[Xin, Zhu, Tong, Bai, Li, Lu, Guo

Simpson: Retirement?

Tong Xiangyu: This is the meaning of Wushuang, we can't help it, these dowries, please take them back!

Simpson: AIT, where's Wushuang? I want to see her!

: She doesn't want to see you, don't worry, with such good conditions as yours, who can't marry?

The Simpson: Shutup!

Li Dazui: We were also scared when we were children, what's the matter?

Lv Xiucai: Don't interrupt, people are talking about stopping!

Simpson: Everyone says that you Chinese are the most trustworthy in trading, Buttoday, I finally opened my eyes!

Tong Xiangyu: This kind of thing is not a business!

Simpson: Why not? One buys, one sells, what is not a sale?

: If you have to say that, then there's nothing to say, carry the thing back!

Simpson: Oh, this is my hometown, my beautiful hometon, Deargod, I haven't come back here all the way away, is it because of your?

Tong Xiangyu: We didn't mean to, we still have to respect the wishes of the parties in this kind of thing......

The Simpson: Idon'tcare!

Lee's Big Mouth: Hatever...... You're not the only one who can speak foreign languages, Wangdefu, Tai Ruibao, isn't it just foreign languages? Who wouldn't?

Bai Zhantang: Let's get down to business, don't keep interjecting!

Simpson: I'm genuine about Mushuang!

Tong Xiangyu: But Wushuang is not to you!

Simpson: I don't believe it, I'm going to hear her say it herself......

[8 lobby, pick up the field.]

Zhu Wushuang: Go back, really, we are really not suitable!

Simpson: But you told me about Iloveyou, have you forgotten it?

Zhu Wushuang: That's what you lied to me!

Simpson: But you still said that last night's scene is still replaying in my mind again and again!

Zhu Wushuang: Then you can go back and slowly reappear, and I will not send it far away!

Simpson: Oh, well, if you're unkind, then don't blame me for being unjust!

Yan Xiaoliu: Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and carry your broken things, where did they come from, where are they going!

Simpson: No, I've got to order first! (rummaging through boxes) Oops, isn't it?

Bai Zhantang: What's wrong?

Simpson: What I'm sending is a sapphire from Persia, what is it? Blue glass, a lot of ten!

Bai Zhantang: Don't be funny, this box has been sent since it was sent, and we haven't opened it once!

Simpson: That's your business, I just want to get my stuff back!

Tong Xiangyu: Is this what you originally was?

Simpson: No way, I've got a pure gold ring from Ceylon, what is it? Brass, and this, I'm sending a jade bracelet from Java, what are you? Marble, and Sumatran agate necklace, you changed it for rosin, and these are silver? Why do I think it looks like tin?

Li Dazui: Good boy, wait for us here?

Simpson: Hey, hey, it's important to be precautionary, don't forget, you signed the gift list!

Bai Zhantang: So what?

Simpson: I've heard that in your country, the sentence for fraud is very heavy, ten taels of silver, that's 80 boards, so many things, I don't know how many boards you have to suffer?

Tong Xiangyu: You don't need to scare us, Lou Zhixian is selfless and selfless, how can you fall for your tricks?

Simpson: Then wait, I'll give you a day to think slowly, whether to hand over the people, or return the things, you can see and do it (out)

Zhu Wushuang: Senior brother, what should I do now?

Bai Zhantang: Have you forgotten, what did I do? I don't believe he can hide underground!

[9 lobby, night

[Bai, Tong, Lu, Guo, Xin, Yan, Zhu, Li

Bai Zhantang: He really hid underground, I rummaged through his house, but I couldn't find it!

Tong Xiangyu: It's really not good, just go to the yamen to debate with him, I still don't believe that there is no royal law?

Lv Xiucai: It's useless, Lou Zhixian is the most evidence-oriented, the gift list is in the hands of others, and this case is clearly lost!

Guo Furong: If I had known this, I wouldn't have come up with such a bad idea......

Zhu Wushuang: I have an idea...... Forget it!

Everyone: Say!

Zhu Wushuang: I promised to come down first, and then steal the gift list back while he wasn't paying attention?

Simpson: Good idea! But you're a step late, I've already sent the gift list to the yamen in advance, and Lou Zhixian has already seen it!

Li Dazui: Good boy, you don't talk about credit!

Simpson: Sorry, it's you who broke the contract first, but don't worry, as long as Wushuang is willing to marry, I will withdraw the lawsuit, anyway, these dowries will be yours sooner or later...... Don't think about it, it's useless, you don't have a choice!

Guo Furong: I'll shoot you to death, Pai Shan......

Zhu Wushuang: Stop! If I am willing to marry, will you really let them go?

Simpson: Ofcourse, don't forget, we told each other about Iloveyou!

Zhu Wushuang: Okay, then you go back and prepare the banquet, let's talk first, I don't have a dowry!

Simpson: It doesn't matter, I want you and only you, how about it?

Bai Zhantang: Okay, you go back first, and we'll let you know if there's something!

Simpson: Future lady, enjoy the last single night, seeya~~ (out)

Tong Xiangyu: Zhantang, what can I do now?

Bai Zhantang: What else can I do? I'll go and steal the gift list back!

Yan Xiaoliu: But Lou Zhixian has already seen it, and it's useless to steal it back!

Zhu Wushuang: Senior brother, thank you for taking care of you for so long, and thank you all for ......

Wushuang bowed and was helped up by Xiucai.

Lu Xiucai: Don't worry about thanking you first, I just thought about it, there should be room for solving this matter!

[10 lobby, day

[Bai, Tong, Lu, Guo, Xin, Yan, Zhu

Simpson: How's it going, lady, the sedan chair is outside, will you come with me?

Zhu Wushuang: I also want to go with you, but they don't agree!

Simpson: Why?

Zhu Wushuang: They say that you are a fake foreign devil, and your character is very problematic!

Simpson: You think so, too?

Zhu Wushuang: Hehe, first of all, Xiucai entrusted me to correct a few mistakes for you, the compass, printing, papermaking and gunpowder you mentioned were all invented in China, including clocks and watches, China had already made the first clock in history to use an escapement in the Tang Dynasty, with a minimum error of no more than thirty seconds!

Simpson: So what?

Zhu Wushuang: You keep saying that you are patriotic, and you don't even know the four major inventions, which is a bit unreasonable, right?

Simpson: Hehe, are you stalling for time?

Zhu Wushuang: I'm sorry, now let's get to the point, your beloved Arabic numerals are indeed not a Chinese invention, and they are indeed very scientific, but unfortunately, it has a fatal flaw......

Lv Xiucai: That's the decimal point!

Simpson: What do you mean?

Bai Zhantang: As soon as you left last night, some people went to the yamen and secretly added a very inconspicuous dot before the zero of each number!

Tong Xiangyu: In this way, the gift list has become the following: The sapphires of Persia are one point and zero, that is, one!

Guo Furong: Two pure gold rings from Ceylon, three pairs of jade bracelets from Java, agate necklaces from Sumatra, four strings!

Simpson: Huh...... You dare to play yin with me?

Tong Xiangyu: I learned from you, if you don't learn well, you can advise more!

Lv Xiucai: Foreign things are really good, but they can't be unreserved, maybe hundreds of years later, people keep accounts, in addition to Arabic numerals, there will be capitalized Chinese numbers Oh~~

Simpson: Hmph, this time I admit it, the mountains don't turn around, we'll have a meeting later!

Yan Xiaoliu: Mr. stay, the younger brother just received a complaint from Zuojiazhuang, saying that there are people in this town who make and sell counterfeits, but there is no evidence, after a night of investigation, we believe that these boxes are filled with evidence, so, please follow me back to the yamen to assist in the investigation, let's go friends!

Xin was dragged out of the door by Xiaoliu: Let go, I am a returned overseas Chinese, you have no right to arrest me, it's too rough, Deargod, this is my hometown, don't pull my clothes?Ilovemyhometon......

Tong Xiangyu: Huh...... It's finally time to deal with the past!

Guo Furong: Eat a trench and grow wise, you can't deal with this kind of fake foreign devil in the future, come ......

Zhu Wushuang: What's coming?

Guo Furong: A new round of emotional testing......

Zhu Wushuang: Again?

Screenwriter: Ning Caishen

"The End of the Episode"