Bai Zhantang: "I don't have any fun, this jade plate is my most valuable thing." ”

Tong Xiangyu took the jade card and observed it carefully: "Thief Saint?"

"This is specially made for me by the Theft Committee, there is such a piece in the world, if something happens in the future, you will show the sign, and the ordinary little thief will not dare to touch you. ”

"Oh, how can I ask for such a valuable thing?" said the shopkeeper deliberately.

"Just take it. As he spoke, Bai Zhantang affectionately hung the jade plaque on Tong Xiangyu's neck.

"Booth ......"

Lao Bai gently blocked Tong Xiangyu's lips with his hand: "Shhhh......h

The two faces, closer and closer, closer and closer.......

Well, that's all the pretty fantasy of the shopkeeper.

The gaze returned to Tong Xiangyu's boudoir......

"Alas...... It would be nice if it were. The shopkeeper reluctantly put away his reverie, and then held the jade plaque to replace people with things: "Don't worry, I will definitely take care of you." ”

The shopkeeper just put the sign to his mouth and gnawed it up. At this time, Guo Furong ran in in a hurry, and when she saw the scene in front of her, she was startled: "Shopkeeper, what are you doing?"

"Cough, the jade is not cut, it is not ......"

Guo Furong naturally saw the embarrassment on the other party's face, but as a friend in the boudoir, she still couldn't help but laugh and said: "You can't make a jade weapon?

Tong Xiangyu's face was flat: "Do you have something to do with me?"

Hearing this, Guo Furong suddenly remembered what she was here for, threw the rag on the table, and complained: "Oh, the shopkeeper, I can't do this work!"

"What's going on?" the shopkeeper sniffed the rag on the table, only to feel a foul smell rushing straight to the Tianling Gai, and by the way, it also opened up the second pulse of Ren Du, out of instinct, she threw it away, "Oops, it stinks to death! Take it away!"

"It stinks, it's washed out of the well!"

When the shopkeeper heard that it was about the inn's water, he quickly asked, "What's going on?"

Guo Furong was not in a hurry, sat on the side, and drank tea leisurely, "Since the chickens were killed in the well, the smell has not been able to disperse."

"Nonsense, wasn't it okay two days ago?"

"After the rain, the smell came back, and it stinks even worse than it did that day!"

The shopkeeper didn't have a good way, so he could shirk and say, "If it really doesn't work, just plug the well." ”

"What about the water?"

Tong Xiangyu didn't have a backache when he stood and talked, and thought he had a good idea: "Then go to Xilianghe." ”

"Please, eldest sister, it's miles away!"

Tong Xiangyu waved his hand, "What are you afraid of, just think of it as exercise, Zhantang's light skills are so good, that's how you practice, just go to the room and rub ......"

Guo Furong suddenly spoke: "Don't rub it first, what are you shaking in your hand?"

Tong Xiangyu, who was deliberately showing off, saw that he had finally attracted the attention of the other party, and couldn't help but become proud: "New jewelry, what's the matter?"

"Show me. ”

Tong Xiangyu was also reserved: "Such a valuable thing, who is it if you see it bad?"

"What's going on?"

"Where, where?"

"I'll show you..... Hehe, it's in my hands, right?"

"Oops, you're a ...... bad person"

。。。。。。。。

In the lobby, Guo Furong pinched her nose and walked out with a bucket, and when she saw Lao Xing entering the door, she hurriedly greeted: "Hey, Xing catches the head." ”

Lao Xing also covered his nose with a look of disgust: "Take it away, take it away, take it away." I've been smoking outside all morning, and I thought you could catch my breath here, but I didn't expect it to stink. ”

Xiao Guo put the bucket outside the door and turned around to greet Lao Xing: "Ah, it stinks so badly outside." ”

"It stinks, there's only one word left for that stink. ”

"What word?"

"It stinks. Lao Xing sighed and sat down, "Now it is east to Zuojiazhuang and west to Xilianghe, and the smell is all over the mountains and fields, overwhelming." ”

Xiao Guo poured Lao Xing a cup of tea first, and then said, "Then why does he stink so much?"

"It rained a few days ago, Cuiwei Mountain collapsed, and the mudslide on the mountain blocked the river, and it didn't matter if the river was blocked, the sewers of several towns along the coast were all blocked. ”

Xiao Guo originally thought that things were very simple, but he didn't expect to play big this time: "Ah?

"Then I can't say, if you want to dredge up, you have to be rich......" Speaking of this, Lao Xing shrugged his nose: "What's it, why is it more smelly?"

As soon as Xiao Guo and Lao Xing looked up, they saw a round-faced man in tattered clothes and covered in mud standing at the door.

"It's him. ”

Lao Xing was so confused that he quickly pinched his nose and ran out.

Xiao Guo was about to step forward to greet him, but he was smoked and took a few steps back, so he could only cover his mouth and nose and reluctantly ask, "Guest officer, are you sharpening or staying in the hotel?"

The man didn't care about the other party's strange eyes at all, and replied calmly: "I'll take a bath." ”

Guo Furong naturally didn't want to entertain this kind of person, so she said perfunctorily: "The bathhouse is on East Street." ”

The man didn't speak, and just threw a bag on the table.

Xiao Guo stepped forward and flipped over, only to see a pile of treasures exposed.

"I'll boil water for you. After speaking, Xiao Guo picked up the burden and ran into the backyard.

The man was silent, and sat at the door of the lobby by himself.

At this time, Tong Xiangyu came out of the bedroom and covered his mouth and nose with a fan, "What's it, it stinks?" Seeing a person sitting at the door, he suddenly turned off his voice.

And the man squinted his eyes and stared at the shopkeeper, to be precise, at the shopkeeper's exposed chest of the thief jade plate.

Tong Xiangyu was uncomfortable by the other party's strange gaze, and forced a smile: "It's very cold, it seems to be raining." With that, he trotted into the backyard.

Looking at the shopkeeper's panicked back, the man still couldn't believe it: "The thief is a woman?"

。。。。。。。

In the backyard, Chu Nan, Lao Bai and Xiao Guo were looking at the treasures.

Of course, Chu Nan and Xiao Guo are just laymen to have a good time, and when it comes to antique jewelry, the key is to look at Lao Bai.

At this moment, Lao Bai was holding a jewel, and his brows were tightened: "Strange, too strange, these are antiquities from the Western Han Dynasty, which have never appeared on the market, let's not say anything else, just say that this bead can be exchanged for ten Tongfu Inns." ”

Xiao Guo was pleasantly surprised, and threw himself on the burden, "Ah, I'm developed." ”

Lao Bai dragged her up, "Hey, hey, you don't want to swallow you alone?"

"You pay me back, you pay me back this bead. Guo Furong took out the bead from Lao Bai's hand, then wrapped all the jewelry anew, and muttered in her mouth: "Don't worry, I won't keep any things, and I will hand them all over to the shopkeeper." ”

At this time, Tong Xiangyu, who had been listening secretly for a long time in the back, smiled and snatched the burden, "Then thank you." ”

"Hey, hey, I haven't finished my words yet, give you something, and give me back my freedom. ”

Who would have thought that Tong Xiangyu would take away things but turn his face and not recognize people: "Hehe, that's impossible." ”

"Why?"

"Article 23 of the store rules stipulates that it is forbidden to collect tips, um, and jewelry privately. ”

Chu Nan on the side couldn't stand it anymore, so he hugged Xiao Guo upset: "Do we have this store rule in our store?"

"Why not, I just stipulated!" After the shopkeeper yelled at Chu Nan, he shouted at Lao Bai: "What are you still standing here, don't invite guests to go!"

In the face of this unwarranted disaster, Lao Bai was very aggrieved: "Why me?"

Guess what she said?

"There's a pervert outside, I'm afraid that Xiao Guo will be in trouble. As he spoke, he gently pulled Xiao Guo's sleeve with a shy face, "I feel sorry for Xiao Guo." ”

"Then I thank you. Guo Furong hurriedly shook off her hand and left without looking back.

Looking at Xiao Guo's back, the shopkeeper argued to himself: "Really, as soon as I got downstairs, he stared at me in a daze." ”

And Chu Nan saw her expression of being a fan of wealth, so he couldn't help but remind her: "Shopkeeper, I advise you to stay away from those jewels, they are not clean." ”

"It's not clean?" the shopkeeper's eyes were blurred, indulging in the jewels, "Why is it not clean? ”

Hey, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you. Chu Nan shook his head and went back to his room.

。。。。。。。

In the guest room, Lao Bai poured the man bath water.

"The water is just right, it's hot, wash it, call me if there's something." ”

The man untied his clothes and shouted, "Hey, you wait." ”

Lao Bai looked at the dirty and torn clothes, and couldn't help but feel disgusted: "I'm sorry, we don't have a back rubbing business here." ”

"Who told you to rub your back, I want to ask you something. ”

But the pungent smell lingering in front of his nose always reminded Lao Bai to evacuate quickly, and he didn't want to stay in this room for a moment.

"Ask what's going on, you can't talk about it after washing. ”

The man didn't talk nonsense, and directly took out a piece of silver and handed it over.

Lao Bai seemed to have lost his sense of smell, and took it directly, "If you want to inquire about something, let's talk about it." ”

"Who is your shopkeeper?"

"Shaanxi, Hanzhong. ”

"How many runs do you usually run?"

Lao Bai found that he couldn't keep up with the other party's train of thought, and wondered: "Run?

"How can you do it if you don't run away?"

When Lao Bai heard this, he smiled shyly: "Who told you that she can do light work, I don't know about her two strokes." ”

The man's face was abrupt, "Oh, I see, it seems that you don't know her details." ”

"What's the matter?"

Who knew that the other party shook his head, and his face was secretive: "You, it's better not to know, otherwise you will be killed." ”

Lao Bai was stunned at the moment, his thoughts were like stepping on a banana peel and he didn't know where to go, and muttered: "I just think she's a little wrong, she won't be a person from Six Doors, right?"

The man also had a short circuit in his head: "Won't it?" he said, hurriedly flashing out from behind the screen, "No, I have to leave quickly." But as soon as the words came out, he reacted, slapped his forehead, and said angrily: "Hey, look at my brain, no matter how powerful a mouse is, it can't become a cat." ”

Lao Bai was confused when he heard it, so he could only echo and laugh twice: "Hehehe, yes, yes, I'll get you some hot water." ”

"Wait a minute, one last question. ”

"You say?"

The man's eyes narrowed, and he said tentatively: "You guys, aren't you a black shop?"

Lao Bai couldn't figure out the details of the place, so he could only pretend not to listen to Bai, "It's bright everywhere, it's brilliantly lit, how can it be a black shop?"

"Hehe, okay, then you can go. Hey, close the door for me. ”

When Lao Bai went out, the smile on the man's face suddenly flickered, "It doesn't matter if it's a black shop, my brother is playing black and eating black." ”

。。。。。。。。。

Early the next morning, when Tong Xiangyu woke up to drink tea, he suddenly found that the jade plate on his chest was missing.

"Where's my jade plate?"

At first, she just thought that she had fallen somewhere, so she rummaged around the room, muttering: "If Zhantang knows about this matter, how can I explain it to him?"

After looking for a long time, Tong Xiangyu still found nothing, and he already remembered the consequences of this incident: Zhantang, I accidentally lost your most precious thing.....Zhantang, don't go, don't go.....

"No, I'm going to have to cover it up!"

Tong Xiangyu hurriedly took out the jewelry box, began to rummage, and took out a bracelet.

"This doesn't work...."

He took out another hairpin.

"It's not this either. ”

Finally, she finally found a jade pendant in the box, "This, if only it were bigger." After speaking, he casually threw the jade pendant out.

It's a pity that when she looked at all the things in the box, she found that the jade pendant was closer, so she hurried to pick it up. But it doesn't matter if you look down, the shopkeeper found a big hole in the back of the cabinet.

"Why is there such a big hole here, is there a thief?"

The shopkeeper picked up a silk robe and put it on, then ran to the door and shouted: "Someone, there's a thief!"

。。。。。。。

In the bedroom, Lao Bai and Chu Nan observed the big hole.

Lao Bai touched the edge of the cave for a while, and then came to a conclusion: "The hole is not big, but it is a master, a top master." ”

Chu Nan then asked, "Taller than you?"

"What's the point, like this, it should be a tomb robber. ”

"Tomb robbers...... Chu Nan sighed casually, and thought of Wang Fatzi and Hu Bayi again.

"Can an ordinary person get into a hole like this big?"

The shopkeeper didn't know what his psychology was, so he took the initiative to ask: "Then I'll try it." ”

It's a pity that the shopkeeper's one was stuck directly by the hole, "Oops, my head, my head." ”

Seeing that she couldn't advance or retreat, Lao Bai got up and pulled her out, "Look at what I'm talking about." ”

The shopkeeper held his head and was puzzled: "The hole in the big head, how did the thief get in?"

"The Dafa of Shrinking Bones, a tomb robber, has practiced this since childhood. ”

Speaking of this, Tong Xiangyu finally reacted, "By the way, eighty percent of that bag of things was also stolen by him from the ancient tomb." ”

Chu Nan didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, so he added oil and vinegar to the side: "Yes, and eighty percent of it was taken off from the dead body." ”

Hearing this, the shopkeeper shuddered, hugged his arms and hid to the side.

Immediately afterwards, Lao Bai asked again: "By the way, you didn't lose anything, did you?"

The shopkeeper immediately shook his head, "No, absolutely not." ”

"That's strange, you said that this thief bothered Baal to dig that hole, what is he for?"

Just as Chu Nan was muttering, the shopkeeper unnaturally blocked the silk clothes to his chest.

"It can't be a psychopath, right?"

Tong Xiangyu already regretted calling Lao Bai and them, and now she only wanted to send the two people in front of her away, so she said perfunctorily: "Change is change, anyway, nothing is lost, just forget it." ”

Looking at the shopkeeper's abnormal reaction, Lao Bai leaned forward: "Shopkeeper?"

"Really, aren't all these things here. Speaking of which, the shopkeeper made a stupid move, holding the jade card half-concealed, "And your jade card, I didn't lose it." After saying that, he quickly put it away.

Faced with the performance of three hundred taels of silver here, Lao Baiyi stretched out his hand: "Show it to me." ”

The shopkeeper immediately covered it, "Who's the one who spoils such a valuable thing?"

Lao Bai was not polite, and directly snatched the jade medal from Xiangyu's hand.

"Is this my jade plate?"

The shopkeeper knew that he was wrong, so he quickly changed the topic, "You are hungry, you haven't eaten dinner yet, so I'll make it for you." ”

"You do?"

"I'll let the big mouth do it. As he spoke, he was about to run out.

Faced with such a clumsy trick, Lao Bai slapped the table and said angrily: "Tong Xiangyu!"

The shopkeeper immediately came back obediently and muttered aggrievedly: "I don't know, I'm sorry." ”

"That's my most precious thing. Lao Bai pointed at Tong Xiangyu and reprimanded: "You too, what are you doing with a jade card." Let the thief steal the matter, what if Xing Zhutou finds out? Kill a chicken, he can check the person who turned over the horse, this jade card, he still won't behead you all over the house!"

Seeing that the shopkeeper was about to cry, Chu Nan wanted to make a round, but before he could speak, the shopkeeper stood up with a pout, "Don't worry, I lost the thing, and I am responsible for finding it." ”

Chu Nan sighed when he heard this, and he didn't persuade anymore. He knows very well the nature of the shopkeeper, soft on the outside and rigid on the inside, once he decides on something, the nine cows can't pull it back.

Lao Bai hurriedly held her down, "Everyone is gone, where are you looking for it." ”

"You don't have to worry about it, the reputation of our Longmen Dart Bureau is not earned by begging. With that, he left his seat to change his clothes.

Lao Bai got up and followed.

"I'm changing, what are you doing here?"

"What am I doing? I'll plug the hole for you!"

。。。。。。。。。

On the street, Xiangyu was on crutches, rubbing one step at a time, and her voice was about to shout hoarsely: "Where are you? You can do well, come out quickly, if you don't come out again, I can.....'t really shout anymore, you can say how much money you want, no matter how much money you want, as long as you return the sign to me, return it to me, Mr. Stink." ”

Just when she was almost desperate, she heard a dull voice from the ground: "Don't make noise, I'm here." ”

The shopkeeper looked around: "Where are you? Where are you?"

"Under your feet. ”

Tong Xiangyu was so frightened that he threw away all his crutches, and then simply lay on the ground and shouted: "Mr. Stink~~"

"Don't call me Mr. Stinky, my surname is Lei, and my name is Lei Lao Wu!"

"Old Lei, what are you doing down there?"

"Sleep, I can't sleep where there's light. ”

Tong Xiangyu was exhausted at this time, "You still come up and say, I'm always squatting and very tired." ”

"You come down. ”

"Why don't I go down? ”

At this time, Lei Lao Wu reminded: "There is a mouse hole in the pillar next to the door, do you see it?" ”

The shopkeeper looked over the pillar, and sure enough, there was a large rat hole, "I see." ”

"You just got through that hole. ”

When the shopkeeper heard this, he was in a dilemma, "How can I drill such a small hole?"

Lei Lao Wu's tone was full of surprise: "The dignified thief saint, he doesn't even know how to shrink bones?"

"Who told you I was a thief?"

"You're not a thief, what are you doing with that sign?"

Now, Tong Xiangyu has also let go: "The thief is my man." ”

“......”

After waiting for a long time, the other party still didn't reply, and the shopkeeper was anxious: "Hey, are you still there?"

"You go back first, I don't see anyone except the thief. ”

Hearing this, the shopkeeper breathed a sigh of relief for the time being, "Okay, you rest first, tomorrow morning, I'll ask him to wait for you in the store." ”

。。。。。。。。

Early the next morning, Lei Lao Wu and Bai Zhantang had a confrontation in the store, the two were silent, and Chu Nan and the shopkeeper were observing.

But after waiting for a long time, the two sides still didn't move, and the shopkeeper looked at it and muttered: "It's been more than half an hour, why don't they speak?"

Chu Nan stood aside and explained: "According to my experience, this is called 'muffled thunder and thunder'. ”

"Then can you tell which of them wins and who is acquainted?"

Chu Nan observed for a long time and replied: "According to my experience, Lei Lao Wu has a slight upper hand at present. ”

"How do you know?"

"According to my experience, Lao Bai's figure is a little shaky. ”

As soon as the words fell, there was a snoring sound from Lao Bai.

"What's going on here?"

Anyway, the shopkeeper didn't understand, so Chu Nan continued to flicker: "This is called 'Heavenly Thunder Shock', it sounds like snoring, but in fact, it is already fighting for internal strength." ”

But these words also fooled the shopkeeper, and the actual situation was - Lao Bai fell asleep standing up.

Lei Lao Wu thought that he was not respected, so he slapped the table and shouted: "It's too unusual!"

Lao Bai woke up suddenly, and began to pretend to be crazy and stupid: "Oh, the guest officer is still staying in the hotel, please inside." ”

Lei Lao Wu didn't eat this set, and said bluntly: "Don't talk nonsense, if you want to get the brand back, you have to compete with me today." ”

Lao Bai shook his head: "I'm really sorry, I've quit the rivers and lakes, this kind of rooster and dog thief, you find someone else." ”

Who knows that this Lei Lao Wu will not be relentless, "Stop, you have to compare with you today, and you have to compare if you don't compare!"

"Hey, it's up to me, why?"

"Why? I have to fight for us grave robbers. ”

Lao Bai couldn't understand it: "What kind of strength is this?" ”

"What's the comparison?" Lei Lao Wu sneered twice, and then began to complain: "For so many years, we have been engaged in tomb robbery, we have been greedy and conscientious in the morning, how much effort and sweat have been spent, but what about later? All the honor belongs to you who walked the cornice." What thieves saints and gods, what thieves kings and thieves, all of them are you snitches, and when it's our turn, there's nothing good. What a rolling dragon, drill a gopher, a little better, called fast plowing, this careless, will listen to playing cards. ”

The shopkeeper couldn't help but laugh when he heard this, and then asked, "Is reputation so important to you?"

"Why doesn't it matter, we are also human!" Lei Lao Wu suddenly became excited, "We need to recognize, we need to commend you." ”

Chu Nan shook his head, "You still need a reward for digging someone's ancestral grave?"

Who knew that Lao Lei actually got up and rushed over to Chu Nan, and shouted loudly: "You know that Wu Zixu dug the ancestral grave, right?"

Chu Nan hurriedly dodged the splash of saliva, Lei Lao Wu walked around the table excitedly, and Chu Nan avoided around the table.

"Xiang Yu has dug up the ancestral grave, you know, that Cheng bites the gold, he is the one who made his fortune by digging the ancestral grave!"

The shopkeeper scratched his head a little on the side: "This, can these two properties be the same?"

"Why is it different, he is all open to the bone, because when people succeed, they become heroes?"

"Then if you fight for breath, won't you also become a hero? ”

As soon as he said this, Lei Lao Wu couldn't help but sigh, "What you said is light, our family is digging ancestral graves, I have never learned anything else since I was a child, and I have not learned other crafts." Those who are skilled in craftsmanship will become famous and become famous and enter poetry and paintings, and those who are lucky enough to be able to go down in history and be famous through the ages. But as for me, at most it's a good name, and nothing else. ”

Lao Bai listened there for a long time, and finally had a chance to speak, "If you like it, I will give you this title, and from Ming'er, you are a thief." ”

Who knows that Lao Lei is quite backbone: "What you said is light, the poor don't eat the food that comes from the mouth!"

Lao Bai was about to be driven crazy by him: "What do you want to do?"

"It's very simple, in the middle of the night last year, I already put the jade plaque behind the plaque in the Yamen Court, whoever can hold it will win. ”

When the shopkeeper heard this, he immediately became interested: "Okay, good." Hey, when will the comparison begin?"

"Right now!" After speaking, Lei Lao Wu turned around and entered the backyard.

"Hey, that's the backyard!"

"I know that digging out of the well is faster than taking the dry road, let's see you at the yamen. ”

Seeing that the other party had already begun to act, the shopkeeper asked, "Lao Bai?"

Lao Bai lay down directly on the chair, "I'll sleep for a while." ”

"You don't want the brand anymore?"

"In broad daylight, I went to the yamen to steal, and I ate and screwed me?"

Seeing that Lao Bai couldn't count on it for a while, the shopkeeper went directly to the backyard to find a helper, and she planned to take action herself.

。。。。。。。

After about half an hour, the shopkeeper and Xiao Guo came in from the backyard with a plaque. Passing by the lobby, he also showed off to Chu Nan and them, "Look, look, relieve the worries of the people, let's change it to Louzhi County." ”

Chu Nan understood now, "You mean that when you change the plaque for him, take the plaque back by the way." ”

"Clever. ”

Lao Bai is very optimistic about their actions, "I went to the yamen to steal things in broad daylight, is there any royal law?"

"Hey, that's your brand. ”

But no matter what you say, Lao Bai just doesn't say anything.

"Hmph, he doesn't go, let's go, go. ”

The two of them had just walked to the gate with the plaque, and Lao Xing came in.

"Hey, wait a minute. Lao Xing pointed to the sign and read: "Relieve the worries of the people? Okay, where is this going to be sent?"

"Yamen, Xiao Chu, come and help. ”

As soon as Chu Nan got up, he saw Lao Xing wave his hand, and walked in as he spoke: "Hey, hey, you better send it another day, the yamen is in chaos now." ”

When Lao Bai heard this, he didn't pretend to be asleep: "What's wrong with the yamen?"

Lao Xing sat down there and began to tell the story vividly: "Louzhi County is holding a mobilization meeting for us.....

"What is the mobilization meeting?"

"Of course it's about unclogging the sewers, who knows it's just halfway through. A big man, with a thud, came up from under the ground. ”

When Xiao Guo heard this, he was taken aback, and whispered to the shopkeeper: "So fast?"

Lao Xing's ears were sharp enough, and he immediately asked, "What did you just say?"

"I didn't say anything. Xiao Guo pretended to change the topic easily, "Oh, by the way, where did you just say, poof, and then?"

Lao Xing's sense of smell was very sensitive, and he continued to ask: "Don't be sorry for now, you just said so fast, what is fast?"

Xiao Guo didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only forcibly shake the pot, "Shopkeeper, Xing Zhutou asked you." ”

Lao Xing's tone became more and more serious, staring at the two of them and asking, "What the hell is going on?"

Tong Xiangyu's heart was horizontal: "It's this, that big man, we sent it out." ”

Lao Xing stood up with a loud voice, "What did you say?"

The shopkeeper immediately came behind Lao Bai, "Zhantang, it's up to you." ”

"Well, why did we send him?

Seeing that Lao Bai was there for a long time and didn't say a reason, Xing Zhutou leaned directly on the tiger's face.

At this time, Chu Nan made a lip shape behind Lao Xing: "Dredge the sewer." ”

Lao Bai understood it at that time, and immediately replied: "The main reason we sent him over was to dredge the sewers." ”

"Really?"

"Really. ”

Lao Xing laughed at that time, "Why didn't you say it earlier, this is a good thing, a good thing." ”

Lao Bai secretly wiped a handful of cold sweat and continued to circle: "We mainly want to surprise you." ”

"Oh, a bit of a surprise. Lao Xing shook his nose, "It doesn't seem to be as smelly as yesterday." ”

"Of course, what is Lei Lao Wu doing?"

Seeing that the shopkeeper was about to say bald, Lao Bai quickly poked the shopkeeper, and the shopkeeper quickly changed his words: "By the way, what about others?"

"I'm asking Xiao Liuzi to clean him up, and so is he, ask him, he won't say anything, isn't this looking for a fight. Speaking of this, Lao Xing also reflected, "My mother, it's my own person, I have to save people." ”

。。。。。。。

It didn't take long for Lei Lao Wu, who was beaten all over his body, to be put back, and the shopkeeper saw it and hurriedly helped him clean up the wound.

"Oops, tap. ”

Xiao Guo was also waiting on the side, "Why don't you drink some hot water?"

"No, girl, it's hard to drill a hole if you drink too much water. I tell you, you allow me to prepare, and tomorrow again, again. ”

Xiao Guo was dumbfounded: "Hey, you've been beaten like this, do you still want to compare?"

Lao Lei was quite unconvinced, "I'll tell you, I lost this time, because I lost because I was inexperienced, where I usually enter, I have a meeting with no one, light, girl." ”

Chu Nan looked at Lao Lei's miserable appearance, and was also quite sympathetic: "Oh, then you really plan to do this all the time?"

"Hey, I'm this age, what can't I learn, what can I change. ”

When Lao Bai heard this, he hurriedly persuaded him: "Then don't I change it too?" I'm talking about correction, not changing careers. ”

"We're different, I want to be like you, I'm famous, right, the bottom is cleaned, and there is no shortage of money. Actually, I don't ask for anything else, I'm walking down the street, someone recognizes me, asks me for an autograph or something, and I'm content. ”

As soon as the words fell, a person suddenly came to the door.

"Excuse me?"

Xiao Guo hurriedly replied: "Objectively, we are closed." ”

"Oh, I'm not eating, I just want to ask you, there's a guy surnamed Lei in this place, right?"

Lao Lei looked vigilant, for fear that he was here to seek revenge.

Lao Bai quietly covered Lao Lei, and then asked, "What are you looking for him?"

"Oh, I'm a sedan chair driver, from Zuojiazhuang. No, I heard that this Lei Lao, the sewer is a must, so I made a special trip to invite him. ”

"Look at what I'm doing, people don't look for me. Lao Bai hurriedly dodged away, and then pointed at Lao Lei, "That's it, this Lei master with a broken head and bleeding." ”

"Oh my mother, I'm in tears. The sedan chair man hurriedly ran over, hugged Lao Lei and didn't let go, "Master Lei, it's convenient for you, just go with me if it's convenient." ”

Lao Lei was still a little dazed at the moment: "Now?"

"Uh-huh. The sedan chair man responded, and saw that Lao Lei was covered in injuries, and whispered tentatively: "It's not convenient for you, it's okay, the eight sedan chairs outside are waiting for you at the main gate, I tell you that Master Lei, our village, the gong and drum team, the firecracker team, and the start of the work, the people in our village are waiting for you, oops, you just go back." ”

Hearing the other party's sincere request, Lao Lei was like a dream: "Then, then I'll do it?"

The crowd hastened to encourage:

"Go, go. ”

"That's a good thing. ”

"Solve problems for the people. ”

"Do good deeds and accumulate virtue. ”

Lao Lei finally found the value of life, and waved his hand to the sedan chair man: "Wait at the door!"

"Hey. The villager answered, and happily stood guard at the door.

Lao Lei got up and saluted everyone with his fists: "Everyone, I have taken my leave." ”

Lao Bai smiled slightly: "What, you don't want my brand?"

Old Lei shook his head.

"Hey, that's right, come on, bring that plaque. ”

"Howler. ”

The shopkeeper and Xiao Guo came over with a plaque.

Lao Lei looked at it and hurriedly shirked it: "Hey, hey, this is not suitable, not suitable, not suitable." ”

Lao Bai was very frank: "You just take it, this is what you deserve, if I have your ability, it won't be your turn." ”

The shopkeeper also encouraged him to accept it: "Go, go, let's go and comfort you in two days." ”

Lao Lei was greatly moved, and his eyes turned red at that time: "Don't say anything, thank you." ”

Lao Lei was just about to take the plaque, but the villagers next to him took the lead: "Hey, I'm coming, I'm coming, how can this matter bother you, Master Lei, isn't it?"

"Farewell!"

The villagers shouted as they led the way, "Oh, Master Lei is here, all ready." ”

Watching the other party leave, Lao Bai slapped his face, "Finally escaped!"

Tong Xiangyu didn't think so, and said at this moment: "What's the pleasure, his sign was taken away, and yours is still behind the plaque in the yamen." ”

Lao Bai could see it: "Then put it there, it's safer to put it there than to put it on you." ”

"That's your most precious thing. ”

"It used to be, and now it is the most precious ...... for me," he said, Lao Bai took out the reward given by Lao Lei from his arms, "That's it, and it depends on it to marry a wife and have children in the future." ”

Tong Xiangyu was naturally oriented towards Lao Bai, and hurriedly urged: "Quickly put it away, don't let others see it." ”

But as soon as Lao Bai left, Xiao Guo came over indignantly.

"Okay, shopkeeper, you dare to play double standards with me, the store rules stipulate in 23 that tipping is not allowed. ”

The shopkeeper knew that he was at a loss, so he ran away, and Xiao Guo chased after him: "Why can Lao Bai can, but I can't? You tell me clearly, the store rules are twenty-three ......."