On that day, the store was full of friends and busy business, and Tong Xiangyu was full of spring breeze and greeted customers.

"Zhou Gongzi use it slowly, Zhantang, hurry up and help Mr. Cao scald the wine; Xiao Guo, asked the big mouth to bring out the preserved egg and lean porridge, Zheng Gongzi waited for a long time; Xiucai, hurry up and settle the account of the shopkeeper Ge......"

After a while, Lao Bai put the scalded wine on Zhou Gongzi's table in a daze, "The wine is scalded, Zhou Gongzi uses it slowly!" ”

Zhou Gongzi immediately frowned: "Wait, I didn't ask for wine?" ”

When Lao Bai heard this, he was not happy: "This hot is all hot, don't you want it if you say don't want it?" ”

At this time, Lu Xiucai also mistakenly counted Mr. Cao Zhang: "Mr. Cao, a total of seven hundred and fifty yuan!" ”

Mr. Cao was immediately stunned: "Impossible, right?" A plate of peanuts and a pot of wine cost 700 yuan? ”

Lu Xiucai still reminded kindly on the side: "It's seven hundred and fifty Wen!" ”

Mr. Cao's face darkened, and he slapped the table angrily: "Good guy, you are a black shop, right?" ”

At this time, Guo Furong also came up with porridge: "Hot preserved egg and lean porridge, Ge shopkeeper is slow to use!" ”

Shopkeeper Ge had already finished eating, and when he saw another big bowl of porridge coming up, he immediately stopped Xiao Guo: "Hey, I haven't ordered preserved egg porridge?" ”

Zheng Gongzi on the other side reminded Xiao Guo: "I called that porridge!" ”

Guo Furong looked at the other party's round belly, and then looked at the four or five plates that were already empty on his table, and confidently speculated: "Impossible, you have eaten so much, where can you still drink porridge?" ”

"Hey, you have to care how much I eat?"

Seeing that the more he talked, the more chaotic it became, and the voice became louder and louder, Shopkeeper Tong finally couldn't stand it anymore.

"Alright! porridge, which is Zheng Gongzi's; Wine, which is Mr. Cao's; The account is the knot of the shopkeeper! ”

At this time, several guests quarreled at the same time:

"Why? They eat, I pay the bill, I have nothing to do with them, why don't they invite me......"

"What does it matter to you how much I can eat? It's not that I don't give money, what kind of attitude do you have? ”

"You are quite reasonable in miscalculating the account, believe it or not, I will go to the yamen to sue you? You are deceiving consumers......"

Seeing that there was about to be a conflict, Xing Zhutou suddenly came in and shouted: "What's the noise!" ”

The scene was suddenly quiet, and then there was another big noise, and Lao Xing couldn't control the scene when he saw it, and suddenly pulled out his knife. As soon as the bright official knife appeared, I thought that it was a bargain, and the lobby finally quieted down.

"Noise, noise, and noise! Outrageous! ”

Seeing that everyone lowered their heads, Lao Xing hurriedly put away the knife, after all, it was a neighborhood in the street, and it was not good to go too far.

A turmoil disappeared invisibly, Tong Xiangyu secretly gave Lao Xing a thumbs up, and said secretly: "Lao Xing, thank you." ”

Xing Zhutou nodded a little to the shopkeeper, which was regarded as an acknowledgment, and then he saw him standing in the middle of the lobby solemnly: "Cough, this Zhutou officially announced that Qiu Xiaodong, the second young master of Qiu Yuanwai's family in this town, has just won the Go national player, applause!" ”

Crackling and thunderous applause.

"It's backgammon though!"

Everyone: "Hi ......"

"But it's also a hard-won victory, in order to celebrate this grand event in the chess world, Qiu Yuanwai invited everyone to eat shark fin hot pot at their house!"

At this time, someone stopped and asked, "When is it?" ”

Xing Zhutou waved his hand: "Right now!" Right now! ”

"What are you doing in a daze, why don't you hurry up." Led by a certain diner, all the guests swarmed out, leaving only the shopkeeper messy in the wind: "Hey...... You haven't settled the bill yet, so settle the bill first, hey, hey, hey......"

The shopkeeper sat at the door, and the aggrieved was about to cry: "I haven't received a penny!" ”

Looking at the desolate Tong Xiangyu, Xing Zhutou persuaded him with good words: "Don't keep feeding, let's go with you, okay?" ”

"I'm not going!" Tong Xiangyu endured his saliva, and his mouth was not soft at all: "Shark fin hot pot, eat too much gout!" ”

"Gout?"

"Generally speaking, food contains high purines, which can lead to gout, and the survey has proven: a hot pot is 10 times higher than a meal to intake purines, or even dozens of times, gout attacks, joint redness and swelling, accompanied by severe pain, making the patient unbearable ......"

Xing Zhutou didn't care with a face: "If it hurts, it hurts, what do people want to live?" Isn't it just trying to be painful and happy? It hurts, I forget it, hahaha......"

Watching everyone probe their brains, Tong Xiangyu looked "kind".

"Everyone wants to go?"

Everyone nodded violently: "Hmm! ”

"Do you want to go in your dreams?"

"Uh-huh!"

"Then ...... Dream on, what are you doing in a daze? Don't work yet! ”

Everyone didn't dare to touch her moldy head, and dispersed in a hurry, leaving Tong Xiangyu sitting on the threshold sulking:

"Backgammon, not Go, what's the big deal? You have the ability to play Go to win people, it's really ......."

At this moment, Mo Xiaobei, whose hands were covered with mud and his face, carried a basket and slipped to the backyard with his waist bent.

"Stop...... What's in your hand? ”

Mo Xiaobei hurriedly put his hands behind his back, "No...... Nothing. ”

"Hand it over!" Speaking of this, the shopkeeper personally took the basket from the other party's hand, and then the rest of the people also surrounded him.

"Hey, where did you get the clay figurines?"

Hearing this, Mo Xiaobei looked proud, "I pinched it myself, this is Yue Fei, that's Zhang Fei, that's Faye Wong......"

Seeing that several people were attracted by the clay figures, Xiaobei was about to slip away, but was stopped by the shopkeeper, and then handed over a mirror, "Take a look at yourself, is it beautiful?" ”

Mo Xiaobei still wanted to play the emotional card: "Sister-in-law, are you tired?" I'll hammer your legs...... but before her little muddy hand could reach out, the shopkeeper grabbed her wrist.

Xiaobei immediately began to beg for mercy: "Sister-in-law, I was wrong!" ”

"So you know what to do?"

Mo Xiaobei hummed in frustration, and then ran back to the backyard as if he was running away.

。。。。。。

At night, everyone was eating dinner, and Xiaobei was punishing him for copying his homework and peeking at the dining table from time to time.

Guo Furong couldn't bear it, so she said tentatively: "Shopkeeper, why don't you let her cushion first, otherwise your stomach will be hungry!" ”

Tong Xiangyu didn't raise his head: "Okay, you help her copy the book, I'll let her eat, three hundred times of the Analects, copy it." ”

As soon as she heard this, Guo Furong immediately turned against her: "If the child is not punished, it will not work, otherwise he will not have a long memory, eat, eat." ”

At this moment, Xing Zhutou entered the door with his teeth picked: "Eating?" Oh, I really admire you guys......."

"What do you admire?"

"This kind of dish, tsk, can you eat it?"

When Li Dazui heard this, he immediately dropped his chopsticks: "What's wrong with this dish?" If you don't like to eat, don't eat, don't eat if you have the ability! ”

Let's not talk about the incense love that I worked with before, just talk about the fact that Dazui is Lou Zhixian's nephew, and Xing Zhutou also has to give him three points of thin noodles: "Dazui, I have no opinion on your cooking skills, it's this raw material, tsk, do you know what shark fin tastes like?" ”

Chu Nan replied to him casually: "I heard that it's similar to a fan!" ”

"Then you can continue to eat your fans, I will continue to be painful and happy! Hahaha......"

Seeing Xing Zhutou go out with a smile, the more Tong Xiangyu thought about it, the more angry he became, and finally threw down the chopsticks directly, and said angrily: "Don't eat it!" ”

At this time, Mo Xiaobei came over and whispered, "Sister-in-law, eat ......"

"I just don't eat it, I don't eat anything!"

Mo Xiaobei was very aggrieved, holding a stack of papers: "I want to eat...... I've copied it all three hundred times. ”

Tong Xiangyu's evil fire was all vented on Xiaobei: "Then copy it three hundred times again!" ”

Chu Nan flicked his chopsticks: "I'll help her copy it!" ”

Tong Xiangyu: "Chu Nan! ”

"I don't know what crazy I smoked, isn't it shark fin, it's not a good thing, as for the red eyes like this?"

"I'm red-eyed? My eyes are red? Seeing everyone's playful eyes, the shopkeeper was quite good at making excuses for himself: "Yes, I do have red eyes, but my eyes are red is Qiu Xiaodong, so young age has such great achievements, look at our Xiaobei again!" ”

"What's wrong with Becky? We don't like to learn, we have to learn, don't talk about backgammon, let's even Go...... That, which of you will get down? ”

At this time, Lu Xiu, who had been silent for a long time, spoke: "I will, although it is not good, but it is no problem to enter the door!" ”

"Then please!" Tong Xiangyu ran to the tent with a smile, and then took out a pair of Go from which one to go.

The account is Xiucai's "office location", and he is very curious about this: "When did you buy it?" Why didn't I find out? ”

Tong Xiangyu didn't answer, and directly stuffed the chessboard into Xiucai's hand, "Hehe...... It's okay if the start is slow, let's catch up, let's go! Go ahead. ”

"Where are you going?"

"Learn chess from Xiucai!"

"But I haven't eaten dinner yet!"

Tong Xiangyu hurriedly used a bowl to hold a steamed bun, and then grabbed a few chopsticks and dishes randomly, and then stuffed the bowl and chopsticks into Xiaobei's hand, "Eat while learning, this is called a stupid bird to fly first, fly well." ”

Xiaobei pouted, was led away by Xiucai, and everyone continued to eat dinner.

"Xiaobei, study hard, you must fight for your sister-in-law!"

。。。。。。。。

The next day, the store was busy again, and the shopkeeper went around greeting customers.

"Come on, Xiao Guo, help Zheng Gongzi make a pot of jasmine, recognize the person clearly, Xiucai, hurry up and clean up the dinner table, Zhantang, and help Mr. Cao settle yesterday's account...... What are you doing in a daze? ”

Seeing the three of them standing there in a daze, Tong Xiangyu also knew that he was confused, so he waved his hand: "Uh...... You can do whatever you want, go on your own! ”

The crowd shook their heads and scattered.

At this time, Xing Zhutou entered the door and kept clearing his throat.

"Oh, Lao Xing, what's wrong with your voice?"

Xing Zhutou didn't pay attention to her, but stood in the center of the lobby again: "This Zhutou officially announced that the third son of the shopkeeper Hao on West Street won the second place in the juvenile piano competition held in Pinggu County!" Applaud! ”

Thunderous applause!

"Although there are only three people in the competition..."

"Hi ......"

"And the third place is a deaf man..."

"I'll go!"

"But this is also a hard-won victory, in order to celebrate this grand event in the music world, Shopkeeper Hao invites you to go to Feilong Valley to eat monkey brain ......"

"When?"

"It's now!"

As yesterday, everyone flocked out again, leaving only the hoarse cry of the shopkeeper: "Hey...... I haven't served the food yet, don't waste it if you don't eat it, you can take it away and feed ......it."

"Don't feed it, you can go with it!"

"I won't go, it's easy to get sick if you eat too much monkey brain."

"Sick? What's the disease? ”

"Scientific research has proven that the nutritional elements of wild animals are no different from those of domestic animals and poultry, and most of the wild animals have not undergone sanitary quarantine, so diners are likely to be infected with diseases while feasting on them......

Xing Zhutou still didn't care: "If you are sick, you will be sick, we have bezoar detoxification tablets, which can clear heat and detoxify, eliminate stasis and dissolve phlegm, and I don't tell ordinary people." ”

Everyone probed their brains, but no one dared to say that they wanted to eat wild meat.

"Hmph, isn't it just playing music? Who wouldn't? ”

Bai Zhantang asked rhetorically, "Will you too?" ”

"I won't, but you will!"

At this time, Chu Nan also took the opportunity to make up for it: "I know, Lao Bai can blow the flute." ”

。。。。。。。

At night, Xiucai continued to teach Xiaobei to play chess, but Xiaobei was obviously absent-minded.

Lu Xiucai took the chess pieces and explained the chess game to her: "If this piece is filled in here, it will be considered dead......

Mo Xiaobei said whimfully: "It's dead!" ”

"But if you fill it here, it's alive again!"

"Alive!"

Lu Xiucai took the chess pieces and changed positions, and said to the school: "Then what if you fill it in here?" Hey, what about asking you? ”

Mo Xiaobei's mind was not on this at all, and when she heard Xiucai's question, how did she know, so she could only say casually: "Uh...... Half-dead? ”

"You ......" Lu Xiucai couldn't help but feel angry, "Do you want to learn?" ”

"What do you say?" Becky asked rhetorically.

"Since you don't want to learn ......" Xiucai looked left and right, and then said in a low voice: "Then you have to decorate it, otherwise I won't be able to make a difference." ”

Hearing this, Xiaobei was unhappy: "You have made a mistake, what should I do?" It's been two days, I haven't eaten a hot meal, I haven't slept a solid night, and I don't let people live? ”

At this time, Tong Xiangyu entered the door, and Xiucai glanced at Xiaobei.

But Mo Xiaobei didn't pay attention at all, at this moment she just wanted to vent all her complaints: "She loves to learn so much, why doesn't she learn herself?" ”

"I've learned...... After studying for more than half a year, I really can't get in. ”

Hearing this familiar voice, Mo Xiaobei was startled at first, and then replied with a stiff neck: "Then I can't enter the door either!" ”

"Nonsense, sister-in-law is stupid, you are stupid?"

In order to avoid learning chess, Mo Xiaobei couldn't take care of it anymore, so he shouted: "I'm just stupid, I have to memorize a text for several days, I forgot to memorize the three-character scripture, I forgot to memorize it, and I haven't memorized it all yet!" ”

"That means you don't care, your huge potential has not been exploited!"

As he spoke, Tong Xiangyu pulled out a round goothing for a midwinter guy, and Xiaobei reflexively covered his head; "Ah, don't hit me."

"Don't be afraid, it's a flute."

Mo Xiaobei suddenly had a bad premonition: "What are you going to do?" ”

Tong Xiangyu smiled happily: "Use your energy, tap your potential, and develop your intellectual ......"

Xiaobei leaned on the kang, "I'm tired!" ”

Tong Xiangyu directly dragged her up, "If you want to die, you have to finish learning...... Booth! ”

"To ......"

Seeing Lao Bai enter the door, the shopkeeper handed over the flute, "Xiaobei will be handed over to you!" ”

When Xiucai heard this, he was relieved: "Then I'll be fine, right?" With that, he was about to withdraw from the "battlefield".

Who would have expected Tong Xiangyu to bring him back again: "Who said that?" He teaches while you...... While teaching, too! ”

Lu Xiucai was blinded at the time: "Then how to teach?" ”

"Uh...... You only discipline, while teaching chess, let Zhantang play two songs first, let Xiaobei get familiar with the melody, and when he finishes blowing, Xiaobei will learn to play with him, and then you will play chess next to you, so that Xiaobei can familiarize himself with the chess game......"

Bai Zhantang was also unhappy: "Then why are you blowing?" ”

"Why can't you blow it?" Tong Xiangyu made a gesture on the side, "Watching chess and blowing the flute at the same time, this is called a two-pronged game!" ”

"I can't get down...."

"Huh?"

"You have to get down, let the horses come!"

。。。。。。。。。

On the third day, the store was still busy, and the shopkeeper was still greeting customers.

"Come on, Xiao Guo, help Zheng Gongzi make a pot of jasmine and recognize people clearly; Xiucai, help Mr. Cao make a pot of jasmine; Exhibition hall, help Ge shopkeeper...... Make a pot of jasmine! ”

Bai Zhantang asked curiously, "Why are they all jasmine?" ”

The shopkeeper Ge on the side replied casually: "It's okay, it's either shark fin or monkey brain in the past two days, and it's disgusting to eat it alive." ”

"If you knew today, why bother in the first place." As soon as the words came out, the shopkeeper regretted it, so he hurried back to make up for it; "Let's have something light, right?"

As soon as the words fell, Xing Zhutou came in: "The light one is here!" ”

Hearing this nightmarish voice, Tong Xiangyu shuddered: "Lao Xing, you won't be ...... again"

Xing Zhutou waved his hand again and again, "Hey, don't worry, how can you delicate the mountains and seas, big fish and big meat every day?" ”

Tong Xiangyu immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "No, they are not afraid of breaking the fortune, and I am also afraid of attracting disasters!" ”

"What disaster have you caused?"

"In the past few days, they have been tossed, and more than half of the turnover in my store has been reduced!"

Hearing this, Xing Zhutou suddenly became serious: "I deeply sympathize with this...... Forgive me! ”

"Forgive you?"

Originally, the shopkeeper didn't know why, but when he saw Lao Xing standing in the center of the field again, the shopkeeper's legs were weak, and he collapsed directly on the chair: "Edi God, here you go again!" “

"This catcher officially announced that the daughter of the widow of Song on Dongjie won the first place in the juvenile calligraphy competition held by the Hanlin Academy! Applaud! ”

There was a crackling and applause.

"It's a countdown though!"

"Hi ......"

"But it's also a hard-earned victory!"

"Is that a victory?"

"Friendship first, competition second, it's good to be shortlisted, in order to celebrate this literary event, Widow Song invites everyone to go to their house to eat tofu ......" The scene was quiet, Xing Zhutou knew that his words were a little ambiguous, so he quickly explained: "What are you thinking, it's tofu with shallots mixed with tofu, it's now!" ”

"What are you doing in a daze, come with me to eat light."

All the hula guests ran out.

Seeing that everyone was swarming out again, the shopkeeper was much calmer this time, and sat aside with his arms crossed.

Xing Zhutou has already learned to be obedient: "You still don't go?" ”

Tong Xiangyu was very disdainful, and sneered: "Go, go, let them all go." Song widow melon (stupid) is very good, shallots mixed with tofu are embarrassed to please? ”

"This tofu is an authentic and nutritious food!"

"Not necessarily! Excessive consumption of tofu will be harmful to health, tofu is extremely rich in protein, eating too much at a time not only hinders the body's absorption of iron, but also easily causes protein indigestion, bloating, diarrhea and other uncomfortable symptoms, and may also promote the decline of kidney function, promote the formation of arteriosclerosis, and lead to iodine deficiency, etc.......

"Don't wait, then according to what you say, you can't eat anything?"

Tong Xiangyu smiled indifferently: "You can eat it, unless I invite you!" ”

"You want to please, do you have an explanation? Does your little shell have that talent? Is she at the starting line of life? Hahaha......"

Lao Xing mocked them as the shopkeeper and trotted away, leaving Tong Xiangyu gritting his teeth: "Hmph, isn't it calligraphy, who wouldn't?" Xiucai ......"

Lu Xiucai hurriedly shirked: "I'm teaching Go!" ”

"Xiao Guo?"

Guo Furong also looked perfunctory: "Just my dog crawling words?" Are you sure? ”

Tong Xiangyu can't take care of a lot anymore: "That's better than me, come on, I believe in you!" ”

Chu Nan looked embarrassed on the side, what is the difference between this and those interest classes in later generations?

"You are the shopkeeper and let her learn three things at the same time, can Xiaobei stand it?"

"You don't understand, this is the real Trinity! Go, go, go now. ”

。。。。。。。

In the women's dormitory, Xiaobei sat in the middle, Lao Bai played the flute, Xiucai played chess, and Xiao Guo grinded ink.

"This, what if you fill it here......" As he spoke, Xiucai couldn't help it: "Hey, can you be quieter?" ”

It's not that Lao Bai blows badly, it's mainly because the sound of the flute affects his thinking.

And Lao Bai had already been given a death order by the shopkeeper, and replied: "Can't!" After that, he continued to blow.

Lu Xiucai was not happy when he heard it: "Can you not be so selfish?" ”

Guo Furong raised her head at this time: "Hey? How can I be selfish? ”

"I didn't say you ......"

Just when the two were arguing, Bai Zhantang took the opportunity to drag Xiaobei over, "Come on, you blow the song just now!" ”

When Guo Furong heard this, she was not to be outdone: "I will blow it later, come here, and copy the "Lanting Collection Preface" first......"

The more the three of them talked, the more anxious they became, and finally quarreled:

"How many days has it been? Haven't even finished a game of chess? ”

"The song is not difficult, you can let her practice it once, do you have to tell me to do this?"

"I've polished all this ink, and if I don't write it quickly, I'll have to grind it again after a while......"

The quarrel became louder and louder, and Tong Xiangyu and Chu Nan rushed in when they heard the movement.

"Alright...... What's going on? ”

The room was quiet, and then it was a mess, pushing and shoving, and Xiaobei finally collapsed:

"Ah...... I'm not learning, I'm not learning anything, go out, go out, give me out! ”

"Just waiting for your words!"

The three of them ran out in high spirits as if they had been released from prison.

"Don't go!" The shopkeeper shouted, and the three of them immediately went back, and then grabbed Xiaobei and ravaged it again. And Xiaobei also learned well this time, and let out an earth-shattering "scream" very cooperatively.

When the shopkeeper saw it, he was distressed: "It's okay if you don't learn, give me a reason first!" ”

Mo Xiaobei: "I'...... I can't get the hang of it! ”

"If you can't learn, you can learn slowly, I'm not in a hurry!"

Mo Xiaobei can't learn anything, she is just not interested in these subjects.

"That'...... Then I don't want to learn either! ”

"If you don't want to learn, you have to learn!" The shopkeeper directly drove the three of them aside, and then pulled Xiaobei to persuade him bitterly: "My baby, at the starting line of life, you are already lagging behind, if you don't hurry up, your life will be over!" ”

Chu Nan said good things for Xiaobei on the side: "Then you can't learn so much at the same time, who can learn it?" ”

"Cut, with your brain, it's not normal to learn!"

Hearing the shopkeeper's ridicule, Chu Nan shook her head, she had already gone mad.

But one Chu Nan fell, and thousands of Chu Nan stood up:

"I can't learn it if I want to!"

"Me too, it's useless to learn the Fa like this, even if you barely learn it."

"It's like a bear breaking a stick, breaking one, throwing one, and there's nothing left!"

"Listen to the voice of the grassroots, there is no good result in arbitrariness!"

Seeing that everyone was not on his side, Tong Xiangyu finally compromised: "Okay, wait for me to ask for the opinions of the parties...... Xiaobei, you tell the truth to your sister-in-law and learn the same, are you willing? ”

Mo Xiaobei suddenly became interested: "Uh...... It depends on what you learn. ”

"And what do you want to learn?"

"String sugar gourd!" Xiaobei blurted out, which also represents her most sincere wish.

The shopkeeper endured it and did not go crazy, and asked kindly again, "What about the other things?" ”

"Make sugar gourds."

The shopkeeper's face was already starting to distort: "Is there anything else?" ”

"Grow red fruits, boil syrup......"

"I want to slap you twice!"

Chu Nan played a round on the side: "It's good, the craftsmanship is good." ”

Tong Xiangyu couldn't listen to the persuasion at all: "I'm talking about elegant art, serious, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, you choose the same yourself." ”

When he heard that he had no chance to deal with the sugar gourd, Mo Xiaobei was unhappy: "Huh? Do you have to choose? ”

"At the starting line of that long life......"

Mo Xiaobei was upset by the chatter, and waved his hand: "Okay, good, I'll choose...... Draw! ”

Tong Xiangyu slapped his face: "That's fine!" But when she raised her head and looked around, she found that everyone was hiding to the side: "Hey, what are you hiding?" ”

"We don't know how to draw!"

Who would have thought that Tong Xiangyu, who has always been picky, would become arrogant: "Then find Mr., find the best gentleman, you can use as much as you want!" ”

。。。。。。

The next day, the shopkeeper found the best painter within a radius of 500 miles - Mr. Dou.

Mr. Dou sat down, "Hehe, let's take a look at the baby first." ”

"Becky, Becky, come on."

Under the "affectionate" call of the shopkeeper, Xiao Guo came in with a reluctant face, and then sent it to Mr. Dou.

"Give it a hand." Mr. Dou took Xiaobei's hand and shook it twice, "Hmm...... The hand is still strong, and the arm is raised for me to see. ”

On the other hand, Guo Furong was a little defensive, and took Xiaobei to take a step back: "She doesn't practice martial arts, what do you do with her arms?" ”

"Hehe, it's hard to draw, holding a pen, painting is a whole day."

"Huh?!" As soon as he heard this, Mo Xiaobei retreated at that time: "Then I won't learn!" ”

Tong Xiangyu on the side immediately began to nag again: "Xiaobei, ...... at the starting line of that long life"

Between drawing tired to death and being nagged that life is worse than death, Xiaobei made a wise choice.

"Gotta get it, I'll learn, can't I learn?"

This situation was seen by Mr. Dou, and he walked aside and muttered for a while.

"In this way, I ask you a question, and if you can answer it, I will teach you!"

Mo Xiaobei's eyes lit up, and he found that there seemed to be a turning point: "Okay, you ask!" ”

"Why is this sky blue?"

Mo Xiaobei's eyes purred and rolled: "Who said it was blue?" It's obviously green, don't believe it yourself! ”

Tong Xiangyu was in a hurry, but was pulled by Lao Bai.

Mr. Dou smiled: "Then according to what you say, the grass is blue?" ”

Xiaobei sat down in front of Mr. and began to talk nonsense: "Of course, the grass is blue, the sky is green, the trees are red, and the flowers are black......"

On the other side, Tong Xiangyu almost wanted to collapse: Oh God, what kind of eyes does she have?

And Mr. Dou seemed to have expected it, stroked his beard and smiled, "Hehehe, very good, I will accept you." ”

Mo Xiaobei was dumbfounded, the shopkeeper was no better, they looked at each other one by one, and they didn't know what medicine was sold in Mr. Dou's gourd.

Just when Xiaobei was puzzled, Mr. Dou lowered his head and whispered in her ear: "Want to pretend to be color blind with me?" There are no doors! ”

"You...... Hum! ”

Mr. Dou: "Let's draw one first!" ”

"Draw what?"

"Whatever you are best at, you can draw it."

On the other side, the shopkeeper and Lao Bai also began to coax blindly: "Yes, yes, yes, the one who is good at painting." ”

After a while, Xiaobei drew a turtle on the paper, and Tong Xiangyu just wanted to speak, but was glared back by Mr. Dou.

"What is this?"

Mo Xiaobei sincerely made trouble, and replied seriously: "Wang Ba! ”

And Mr. Dou was not angry at all: "Nonsense, this is called a turtle, and there is no pattern on Wang Ba's back." As he spoke, he took the brush in Xiaobei's hand and blackened the back of the turtle, "This is called Wang Ba, add two aquatic plants, add two stones, and add a few water lines...... Qi La"

Everyone gathered around and was amazed, and Xiaobei was also stunned, because Mr. Dou really has real skills.

Seeing that he showed his hand and calmed everyone, Mr. Dou was also a little proud: "How is it?" Ready to start? ”

。。。。。。

In the bedroom, Xiaobei scribbled with a brush, and Mr. Dou shook his head again and again, and finally got angry, and directly put his hands behind his back and looked around.

At this time, Mr. Dou suddenly saw three objects under the window lattice, and was very surprised: "Oh? Who made these clay figurines? ”

Mo Xiaobei raised his head slightly and replied, "I pinched it." Seeing that the other party was about to get started, Mo Xiaobei was anxious, "Don't move, don't move, I've been pinching it all afternoon, what should I do if it breaks!" ”

It stands to reason that Xiaobei's behavior is extremely impolite, and it is estimated that she can be beaten to death when she encounters a pedantic old gentleman. Instead of being angry, Mr. Dou pointed to a clay figure with an axe and asked, "Hey, this is Li Kui, right?" “

"This is Zhang Fei." Becky corrected.

"What about this?"

"This is Yue Fei."

Mr. Dou didn't bother to argue, "You said yes, right?" ”

After appreciating it, Mr. Dou ran to Xiaobei happily like a child: "Hey, who did you learn these from?" ”

"I didn't learn from anyone, I just made it out by myself according to the drawing."

As if he had discovered a new world, Mr. Dou asked, "Is there anything else?" ”

As soon as he said this, Mo Xiaobei was full of resentment: "No, that's all, I secretly hid it behind my sister-in-law's back, if my sister-in-law sees it, she should punish me." ”

Mr. Dou couldn't understand: "Oh? Why did she punish you? ”

"Because I'm playful."

Mr. Dou looked very angry: "Pinching clay figures is considered to be fun, but painting is not counted?" ”

Mo Xiaobei is a lot smarter, and when he heard this, he immediately began to pretend to be stupid: "What did you say, I didn't hear clearly!" ”

Mr. Dou was not hypocritical, and pulled Xiaobei and walked out: "Let's go, let's dig some soil in the courtyard and come in!" ”

"What?"

"Play, play art!"

。。。。。。

In the evening, there are four clay Ninja Turtles on the table, and two "mud monkeys", one large and one small, sit in front of the table.

Tong Xiangyu's face was ugly, "This is the result of an afternoon of the two of you?" ”

Mr. Dou was very proud on the side, and introduced to a few people: "Yes, these four turtles ......"

"No, it's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." Xiaobei directly interrupted Mr. Dou, and then continued to introduce: "This one is the Emei thorn, this one is a double knife, and this one is ......."

"Shut up!"

Mo Xiaobei reacted at that time, followed by a cold sweat.

Tong Xiangyu glared at her fiercely, and the meaning was very clear: I will settle accounts with you again in a while!

"Mr. Dou, I know that you are a good gentleman, but I don't seem to understand your teachings."

Mr. Dou held up his mud-covered hands, and his movements were a little funny, "Well, let me ask you a question, why do you want her to learn to paint?" ”

Tong Xiangyu said without thinking about it: "In order to keep her from losing at the starting line of life." ”

"The starting line is here, but where is the destination?"

"Destination...... How do I know? Take it one step at a time! ”

"Since there is no destination, what's the point of setting a starting line?"

Tong Xiangyu was stunned.

"I think it's okay for children to learn things, but you have to figure out why you want to learn first. If it is for interest, in order to cultivate sentiment, then it is worth encouraging, but for vanity, in order to compare with others, then it is better not to learn! ”

Tong Xiangyu had actually been convinced, and his tone softened, but he still couldn't pull his head and admit that he was wrong: "But...... It's always good for kids to learn some art, right? ”

Mr. Dou suddenly became excited, and gestured to the four Ninja Turtles: "My God, these clay figurines are not artistic enough?" ”

Tong Xiangyu also smiled, but her thinking was still too pedantic and old-fashioned: "Eh, God, this is also called art?" ”

"Hehe, look at these clay figures, look carefully, and feel ...... with your heart"

Tong Xiangyu looked at it for a long time, but still looked ignorant: "I feel ...... What's the matter?"

"These turtles are alive!"

Tong Xiangyu was so frightened that he quickly withdrew his hand.

"They are alive, and Becky used her heart and hands to complete an excellent artistic creation."

"Art?" Tong Xiangyu was infected by the other party's emotions, let go of arrogance and paranoia, and began to observe attentively, "Hey, it's really funny, this one is still laughing, you see ......"

"That's right, don't prohibit it because it looks like playing, and strictly prevent it, which will stifle children's imagination and creativity, and babies just want to play."

Xiaobei on the side has begun to applaud wildly, and these words really speak to her heart.

Mr. Dou pointed to Xiaobei and struck while the iron was hot: "Do you see it, as long as you have enough interest, every child can create miracles, so-called you give her a chance, she will surprise you...... That's it! ”

Tong Xiangyu was stunned for a while, then turned around and went out.

"Hey, where are you going?"

"Drying!"

。。。。。。。。

The next day, the guests were still full, and Tong Xiangyu saw that the flow of people had reached its peak, so he touched Lao Xing with his elbow and signaled that it was time for him to play.

"Ahem...... This catcher officially announced that Mo Xiaobei, the sister-in-law of the shopkeeper of Tongfu Inn, held the first personal art exhibition in this town! Everyone applauds! ”

There was a crackling and applause.

"It's mud pinching, though!"

Everyone: "Hi ......"

The shopkeeper saw everyone shaking their heads and sighing, and directly grabbed the conversation: "But this is also a hard-won artistic achievement, everyone applauds again!" ”

The applause rang out again, only much more sparsely than just now.

"Everyone is interested, you can go to the backyard to have a look......" Seeing that everyone pretended not to hear, Lao Xing was also embarrassed, "It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, in order to celebrate this great and grand art event, Shopkeeper Tong decided, please ...... it"

At this time, everyone raised their heads and stared at Lao Xing with burning eyes, because according to the custom, the opportunity to eat white food is coming!

"Please settle the accounts for the first two days!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone put down their chopsticks and ran, but Tong Xiangyu couldn't stop them, but was washed to the ground by the crowd. Seeing this, Lao Xing hurriedly helped Tong Xiangyu up, "You can't force others to ask for accounts." ”

The aggrieved shopkeeper cried, "I didn't care about him asking for the account, I asked him if he was still on the pot meat......."

But if you want to talk about who is the saddest and who is the most wronged, it is definitely Mo Xiaobei who is standing on the side, at this time she is leaning on Xiao Guo's arms to wipe her tears.

At that moment, the only customer left suddenly got up and went to the backyard.

"Hey, what are you going to do?"

"Go see Becky's art exhibition."

When Xiaobei heard this, she immediately burst into tears and laughed, and jumped and chased the man into the backyard, "Wow! Finally someone is looking at my art exhibition......"