Chapter 130: Spoiling the Situation
In the lobby, Chu Nan and the others were lying on the table crookedly, and the shopkeeper went downstairs with the old bag.
At this time, the shopkeeper handed over the crutches that had been prepared a long time ago, saying that it was a crutch, but in fact, Lao Bai casually found a wooden stick and sharpened it, and it was not even polished.
"Try it and see if it fits. ”
Lao Bao took the crutch, and his gratitude was overflowing: "Shopkeeper Tong......"
"Don't say anything, let's go, ah. Settle your fifteen aunts and wives, and quickly surrender yourself, hurry up and go, be careful all the way. ”
When he walked to the door, the old bag ghost came to the god and said, "You won't send me?"
"Forget it, it's not good for people to see, go ahead. ”
Lao Bao took two steps and stopped, and actually confessed to the shopkeeper: "Simply, simply you go with me, I guarantee that you will eat and drink spicy food for the rest of your life, wear gold and silver, and enjoy endless glory and wealth." ”
At this moment, everyone in the lobby heard such a domineering confession, Chu Nan secretly opened his eyes and found that everyone was listening carefully with their ears open, only the steamed bun in Lao Bai's hand had become a potsticker.
It is conceivable what Lao Bai is in at the moment.
The shopkeeper will naturally not be moved by such a reason, if he wants to wear gold and silver, he will already go back with Father Tong, seeing that Lao Bao actually wants to eat swan meat, he can't help but be annoyed and said: "If you don't leave, I'll call someone." ”
Lao Bao was very reluctant, and turned back three times in one step, "Let's go, I'm really leaving, you take care." But for the sake of his own life, he still gritted his teeth and let go of the thoughts in his heart, and limped out of the inn gate.
Seeing the back of Lao Bao disappearing on the street corner, the shopkeeper hurriedly returned to the house: "Wake up, wake up, the person is gone, don't chase it quickly." ”
The Zhan guard directly picked up the chopsticks and said with a smile: "What are you in a hurry, he can't go far at his speed, and besides, let's follow too closely, it's easy to show our feet." ”
"Yes, yes, and if you don't eat this big table, wouldn't it be a waste of someone's heart?"
Hearing Chu Nan's ridicule, Wushuang blushed obviously, and then kissed himself and put a chicken leg in front of the Zhan guard, "Senior Zhan, you taste it, this is what I made for you." ”
Click, click, Xiaoliu's heart is broken.
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Just when Chu Nan and the others were enjoying the feast prepared by Wushuang, the bitter old bao had just escaped to West Street.
Lao Bao was on crutches, one foot deep and one foot shallow to flee for his life in embarrassment, and when he looked down, he found that Millet was lying in the corner and sleeping in a mess.
Lao Bao took out a piece of broken silver, threw it into the jar of millet, and then put his hands together and prayed to the heavens: "The Jade Emperor is above, you can always see clearly, the villain has not done good, and if there is any punishment in the future, don't come to the villain again." ”
However, this guy just took two steps and turned back, and then took out a piece of broken silver, "Jizo King Bodhisattva, you can always see clearly, this is the villain's last change, please, don't embarrass the villain in the future!"
When there was a bang, the broken silver smashed into Xiaomi's rice can, Xiaomi seemed to be disturbed, frowned, and when Lao Bao turned to leave, the sound of the crutch really woke up Xiaomi.
Millet first looked at the broken silver in the jar, and then looked at it and saw the old bag that had gone to the corner, and followed without saying a word.
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Before you know it, it is already dark, and everyone's dinner at the table has come to an end.
Zhan's guards ate without saying a word, Wushuang was pouting with chopsticks, and was affectionate beside him, but Xiaoliu was unhappy.
Seeing that the eyeballs of Wushuang flew to the exhibition guards, Xiao Liu also became more and more angry, and finally flicked his chopsticks: "I'm full, let's go." ”
"Hey, don't be so selfish, okay, you're full, and others haven't eaten well. ”
Xiao Liu looked at the Zhan guards who were eating with their heads bored, and said angrily: "Okay, good, you eat slowly, eat slowly, hold you to death, hiccup!"
Wushuang was so angry that he dropped his chopsticks: "Don't eat it!" But when he saw the Zhan guards who were scared by himself, his expression immediately became gentle: "Brother Zhan, you eat slowly." ”
"Yo ho, why did you become a big brother? Didn't you pay back your predecessors just now?"
"I'm too lazy to talk to you. ”
"I'm too lazy to take care of you!"
"I'm too lazy to take care of you!"
“......”
The two of them suddenly quarreled, and Xiao Liu was about to jump on the table when he saw it, and the eldest sister Tong Xiangyu hurriedly persuaded him: "Okay, okay, don't quarrel anymore, you won't be afraid of people's jokes." ”
The Zhan guards looked at it and knew that this was for themselves, so they quickly put down the dishes and chopsticks and played a round game: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, we often quarrel in the capital, our own brothers, the more fierce the quarrel, the deeper the feelings." ”
"Don't be funny, can I have a relationship with him?"
"There's no emotion that can be cultivated slowly. ”
"You see, bury a potato in the ground, water it, fertilize it, he can produce a bunch, if you bury a piece of wood....." Wushuang glanced at Xiao Liu, and hated that iron could not become steel: "If you water it again, it will also be a piece of wood." ”
"No, haven't you heard of black fungus?"
Hearing Lao Bai's sharp counterattack, Chu Nan directly gave him a thumbs up.
Wushuang suddenly stopped talking, and said coquettishly to Lao Bai: "Senior brother, will you help me or help him?"
Lao Bai also put down his chopsticks: "I won't help anyone, I know that if I don't chase after him, the prisoner will cross the Xiliang River!"
"Then he thinks!"
As soon as the words fell, I saw Xiaomi dragging the old bag into the door. At this moment, Lao Bao was already half-dead, with a big black slap mark on his chest. Xiaomi pushed it casually, and the old bag collapsed directly on the ground.
"This, this, this ......"
"What, this, that, that. As he spoke, Millet put the old bag's burden and crutches on the table, "This kid wanted to escape, but I found out, and followed him all the way to the City God Temple in the west, and took it in one fell swoop while he was unprepared." ”
Immediately after that, Lao Bao's painful moans came: "Then there was a beating......
"I didn't do anything, the few who beat you are the four elders of our beggar gang. ”
"Elder?!"
"Wishing you prosperity to the four elders, who are doing business nearby, and when they saw me arresting people, they all came over to help, and they all attacked him back and forth, and each of them rewarded him with a palm, like the eighteen palms of the dragon descending in a fake package. ”
As soon as the words fell, Lao Bao coughed twice, and then spit blood in his mouth, and everyone immediately went over to check.
"What about spitting this old man?"
"I, if I run away again......"
Xiao Liu immediately drew his knife when he heard this, "You still dare to escape?!"
And with the experience of the last time, Chu Nan hurriedly stopped him, "Don't be in a hurry, let him finish." ”
"Maybe, cough cough, death without burial, cough, the land ......"
After speaking, he fainted directly.
Everyone turned around, and Millet was sitting at the table as a matter of course, eating and drinking.
Seeing everyone coming around, he immediately dodged, "What, this is what I should do, maintaining social order, everyone is responsible, oops!"
It's a pity that before he finished his speech, he was beaten out by the angry Yan Xiaoliu.