Chapter 131: Xiang Xiaoyu is dead
Lao Bao sat on the bed in despair, his expression was dull, and everyone was waiting around him, while the shopkeeper was holding hot water and towels to help Lao Bao wipe his face.
"If it hurts, just say it. β
β$%*&%@#$&β¦β
"Shopkeeper, what did he say?"
The shopkeeper really understood, and translated, "Please, let me die." β
Wushuang was devoted to Zhan Guard, and immediately said when he heard this: "That's not good, unless you wait for this case to be closed." β
Lao Bao turned into Xianglin's sister-in-law at this moment, moaning weakly, repeating: "Please let me die, let me die...... My chest hurts, swells, it feels like it's going to explode."
Seeing Lao Bao's expression that life was worse than death, the shopkeeper couldn't bear it.
"Zhantang, don't you know how to point points, give him pain relief. β
"Yes, Lao Bai, you try. β
"Okay, then I'll try. Lao Bai made a look, and several people hurriedly made room for him, only to see Lao Bai sitting down next to Lao Bao, holding his fingers: "Sunflower point acupoint!"
Lao Bao trembled and let out a groan of ecstasy: "Ah......hhhh
"How?"
Lao Bao covered his chest, "Hmm, my chest doesn't hurt anymore....", but in the next moment, Lao Bao covered his lower back, "But my back hurts." β
"That's right for back pain, just now I ordered the Zushao Yin and Kidney Meridian. β
"What scripture?"
"You don't understand, anyway, it's either a chest ache or a back ache, it's not a back ache or a stomach ache, you choose. β
Lao Bao thought about it again and again, and made a decision after making it: "Then I choose my stomach, it's troublesome, thank you." β
"Sunflower Point Caveman!"
Lao Bao trembled again, and shouted more ecstasy than just now: "Ahββ!"
"How?"
Lao Bao waited for a few seconds, and found that the pain did not come, and couldn't help but be happy: "Hmm, my chest doesn't hurt anymore, my waist doesn't hurt anymore, and my whole body doesn't hurt anymore, ha......"
But Lao Bai's face changed, and he comforted with sadness: "Brother, in medical terms, this is called returning to the light." β
"Huh?!"
Lao Bao exclaimed, seeing that he was about to faint again, Lao Bai hurriedly grabbed him, "Don't blame me, it was you who suffered such a serious internal injury, and you didn't treat it in time, plus I used my fingers to urge me...... But I'm sure you'll be a good person in your next life, really. β
Chu Nan is sure that Lao Bai is taking revenge, after all, Lao Bao's "imminent confession" is still in his ears, and it is understandable that Lao Bai has such a heavy hand.
"You're welcome, just say what you want, as long as it's not too much, and we'll fulfill you. β
Hearing this promise, Lao Bao's lifeless face suddenly became a little angry, "Then can you go out first?" I want to stay alone with Shopkeeper Tong for a while. β
Lao Bai clasped his arms with both hands, his face was pale, the shopkeeper's heart was kind, and he did not refuse this request, besides, Lord Bao is now like a ghost, even if he wants to do something, he is powerless.
"Get out, all of you. β
"Don't worry, the shopkeeper is measured. Chu Nan couldn't help but say, and dragged Lao Bai away.
Sent everyone out of the door, and the shopkeeper sat next to the old bag.
"Say it. β
"Shopkeeper Tong, I Bao Daren fell into such a situation, and no one complained. If you don't complain about heaven or earth, you blame yourself. If Heaven could give me a chance to do it all over againβ"
"Don't say it, classic lines are not easy to copy, ah. β
Lao Bao bowed his head for a long time, but still mustered up his courage: "But I still want to say three words to you - thank you!"
"You're welcome. β
"I have one last request, though it's a bit excessive, can you grant me?"
Tong Xiangyu was not stupid, how could he give him this opportunity, so he bargained: "You say it first." β
Bao Daren's eyes were burning and he stared at Tong Xiangyu: "Before I die, can you be tired of being my sixteenth aunt?"
The shopkeeper resisted the desire to do it and took a breath: "It's really excessive." β
Lao Bao seemed to have expected this result a long time ago, and immediately changed his words: "Then, then it's not too much to change it, can I hug you gently?" β
Tong Xiangyu immediately dodged it, then turned around and stuffed him with a pillow, and said with a forced smile: "You just treat this pillow to me, I want to hug it a few times." β
At this moment, a masked man in black broke into the door, turned a few somersaults, and slapped the shopkeeper, who was very cooperative and fell down directly.
"Shopkeeper Tong!"
The man in black cocked his orchid fingers and said in a shrill voice: "She can't hear it, you quickly pack up your things and go on the road immediately." β
Bao Daren trembled with fright, this kind of murderous plot is very familiar.
"What's the way up?"
The man also knew that his words were ambiguous, so he hurriedly explained: "Oh, I'm from Dongchang, and Gonggong Cao sent me to save you........."
Bao Daren was obviously reluctant to leave, and glanced back at the shopkeeper, "Hey! Wait a minute, she seems to have a breath." β
"Really? I'll take a look. As he spoke, the man went over to take a look and listen, and then shook the shopkeeper's head, only to hear the sound of the card, and the man clapped his hands, "Okay, this time it's out of breath." β
"Shopkeeper Tong-" With a snort, Lao Bao lay directly on the side of the bed and cried and grabbed the ground: "I hurt you! God! Are you highly myopic and astigmatism, or are you glaucoma and presbyopia cataracts?
"My mother is here! β
Bao Daren immediately stopped crying, turned around and shouted, "What did you say!"
The man was still the same eunuch, "I mean you are very kind, you see that you are injured like this, you can still stand up, admire and admire." β
"Take your mask off, or I'm not going anywhere. β
The man had no choice but to pull off the mask - it turned out to be Lao Xing!
It turned out that after the last plan was disrupted by Xiaomi, several of them had another plan, since "escape" is not good, then "rescue". Lao Xing, as the master of Xiaoliu, is also a public person, and he has never shown his face in front of Lord Bao, so it is very suitable for this bureau to find him this time.
And after Bao Daren saw Lao Xing, he chuckled in his heart: "Why do you have a beard!"
Lao Xing is also a hundred secrets: my mother came, and I forgot to scrape.
"Hmph, no, everyone in Dongchang is a father-in-law, what's the matter with a father-in-law who has a beard!"
Lao Xing is worthy of being an old catcher, and his improvisation skills are indeed high: "Uh... To tell you the truth, my beard is fake, and it is glued on one by one. β
Bao Daren approached, "Really?"
"Hmm. β
Lao Bao directly pulled down one, Lao Xing grinned in pain, but he didn't dare to scream.
"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt at all, you pull it out, you can pull it out for me. β
Although Lao Xing gritted his teeth and held back the pain, the tears couldn't stop flowing.
"You really don't hurt, so why are you crying?"
"I'm so excited, moved and impulsive. An official as big as you personally plucked my beard, and I was fortunate in my third life. β
"Oops. Lao Bao limped to the table and sat down, and said in an official tone: "Serving the people is the principle of this official." β
Although Lao Xing also likes to do this, but at this moment he finally understands how annoying it is to play officialdom, "Don't be principled! Let's go, it's too late for a while." β
"Wait a minute!" Lao Bao got up and limped towards the shopkeeper, "I want to bury the shopkeeper Tong myself..... I hurt you, I'm sorry for you....." After crying again, Lao Bao shouted: "Come here! Do her a favor and help her down." β
"Hey, okay, okay......"
"Shopkeeper Tong~~"