Tuk tuk!

"Uncle, hurry up and wash up, my stomach is almost hungry!" came an untimely cry outside the bathroom door.

Lynch, who was soaking in the bathtub, came back to his senses from thinking and subconsciously responded: "Ah...... It's coming, and it's going to be good right away. ”

"Well, I'll be waiting for you in the living room, uncle. Tan Xiaoxian, who had taken a bath, was wearing freshly dried clothes from the inside out, not to mention how comfortable she was.

Lynch dressed as fast as he could, cleaned up his hair with a hair dryer, and then pushed open the bathroom door and walked out.

"Hehe, uncle, you finally came out, I have been waiting for a long time. Tan Xiaoxian jumped directly to Lynch like an elf, and raised her white little face beautifully: "Smell it, it's not fragrant." ”

"It's not fragrant at all, and it stinks. Lynch leaned in and sniffed it, a fragrant aroma that refreshed his heart, but he still joked the opposite.

"No, I applied the shower gel twice and sprayed some perfume. Tan Xiaoxian lowered her head in confusion and sniffed her neckline.

When I was looking at Lynch, I had already flown away.

"Don't run! the bad uncle will find someone to be happy!" Tan Xiaoxian, who reacted, chased after him in disgust.

chased all the way to the door of the presidential suite, which provoked Xue Huairen, who had been waiting outside the door for a long time, to feel a sour cry in his heart.

When was the person who was chased and flirted by the little junior sister supposed to be me, right?

"Okay, okay, I can't surrender. Lynch, who was forced into a corner, had to be forced to raise the white flag, Tan Xiaoxian didn't really treat him, but symbolically rubbed his nose with his little hand, which made outsiders look like it was just a little joke between couples, and the ambiguity accounted for a lot.

"Little junior sister, it's time for us to go to dinner. Xue Huairen's face was so ugly and ugly at this time, he felt like a light bulb, and this feeling made it difficult for him to get used to.

"Hmph, I don't know if it's time to go to dinner yet. Tan Xiaoxian snorted coldly: "With the fart, what are you going to invite me and my uncle to eat?"

"I don't know. Xue Huairen scratched his head: "It's the first time I've come to this kind of place, and I don't know where there is a restaurant." ”

When he was in distress, the personal butler of the presidential suite came over, and Xue Huairen saw him, but his tone was extremely disdainful: "Hey, janitor, where is there a place to eat here?"

When the housekeeper heard that he was called like this, he first frowned, and then said respectfully: "Hello sir, there are a total of five restaurants in our Dynasty Hotel, with different styles and prices, and they need to be recommended according to your dining needs and consumption level." ”

"Cut, what do you mean by this, looking down on me?" Xue Huairen looked at the door for a long time just now, and his heart was almost aggrieved, and now he finally pinched a soft persimmon, and naturally vented his temper on the housekeeper. Because in his opinion, the so-called personal butler is similar to the dog slave in the old society's mansion, just a more advanced dog slave.

"Sir, you misunderstood, I don't mean to look down on you in the slightest. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, I invited my little junior sister to dinner today, she is the most respected person in my life, so what do you think is the best arrangement?" Xue Huairen said coaxingly, the local tyrant was full of posture.

"Then sir, I'll book you the highest-grade restaurant in our Dynasty Hotel now, can you?"

"You look at it, remember one sentence, don't save me money!" Facing the last chance, Xue Huairen was ready to break the cauldron and make a move, he touched the ultimate secret weapon hidden in his sleeve, his eyes subconsciously swept to the unfazed Lynch, and said in his heart, you just sooth, boy, when you make a fool of yourself, I will let your heroic image be completely destroyed in front of the little junior sister!

To make a long story short, under the guidance of a personal butler, the group took the exclusive elevator directly to the dining area on the 28th floor of the Dynasty Hotel.

The dining area here, without a hall, is full of private rooms, and its decoration is luxurious, and the service is so attentive that even Lynch is a little flattered.

"Sir, this presidential hall is the highest standard box, do you think it's okay?" said to Xue Huairen, a beautiful waitress in a flight attendant uniform, speaking fluent Mandarin.

"Average. Xue Huairen looked at the furnishings in the box and pouted: "Senior sister, why don't we make do here?"

"Whatever you want. Tan Xiaoxian replied, and walked into the box by herself, only to see that this presidential hall covers an area of more than 100 square meters, in addition to the main hall for eating, there is also a small box for singing karaoke, and an independent toilet.

"Then here, waiter, bring the menu. Xue Huairen saw Tan Xiaoxian nodding, so he sat down on the guest of honor table and beckoned the waiter to order.

Lynch didn't sit down in a hurry, but walked around and took a look. The Persian carpets on the floor and the famous paintings on the walls are all treasures of astonishing value. Even the tableware on the table was a work of art made of pure gold, so he estimated that eating in such a place would definitely not be cheap. Fortunately, someone has a treat, and it doesn't matter how much it costs.

Seeing Lynch walking around the box like a hillbilly entering the city, touching here and there, Xue Huairen muttered disdainfully: "Little junior sister, look at the way he has never seen the world, it's just a shame to come out, don't you feel ashamed to stay with such a person?"

"Hmph, don't pay attention to me, I don't want to talk to you. Tan Xiaoxian deliberately twisted her face, not wanting to argue with the fart worm at all.

Fortunately, the waiter walked in with the menu, which relieved the temporary awkward atmosphere.

"May I ask who of the three order?"

"Ladies first. Lynch chuckled.

Tan Xiaoxian took the menu, turned the first page, and was shocked by the huge number in front of him.

Nima's most common vegetarian cold dish actually costs more than 800 yuan? Is this a meal or a meal?

If she flipped back, Tan Xiaoxian almost didn't fall off the chair, not to mention the price of these delicacies and seafoods, and many ingredients, she hadn't even seen them.

"Uncle, let's do it. Tan Xiaoxian, who retreated in the face of difficulties, directly threw the important task of ordering food to Lynch.

But Lynch didn't look at the menu at all, closed it directly, and smiled at Chong Xue Huairen: "Ass, the food here is more expensive, are you sure you can afford it?"

"You...... What do you mean?" Xue Huairen became furious when he heard this, stood up from his chair after a while, glared at him, and said: "The surname Lin, don't you think that you have money, don't you say this, isn't it ugly to do me? I invite you to live in the presidential suite of 18,000, and it is a fart to have a meal? I, Xue Huairen, will give you the words here today, as long as you can order it, all the expenses will be borne by me alone!"

In Xue Huairen's opinion, even if Lynch dies, how much can a bunch of food cost? It is estimated that thousands of yuan will reach the sky.

A few thousand dollars is really just a small meaning for him.

"Just talk, what are you shouting, it's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people. When Tan Xiaoxian saw the menu, she actually retreated in her heart, she wanted to slaughter this fart worm well, but she didn't want to kill it. When the time comes, they can't come up with the money, then they won't be eating the overlord meal, the little sect master of the dignified first-line sect actually eats the overlord meal outside, if this is known by the people on the rivers and lakes, as soon as the rumors spread, then her reputation will stink home, and even her father and mother will be implicated.

"Hmph, I just can't get used to him pretending to be awesome!" In Xue Huairen's ears, Lynch's proposal was not for his good at all, but was sarcastic and sarcastic about him, and he was determined to make him ugly.

"Okay, okay, blame me for being too talkative. Lynch didn't want to be like him, so he said directly to the waiter: "Waiter, let's have an orchid bear's paw, dry roasted Jiang dough, ginseng deer tail, green onion and donkey lips, that's all." ”

"Uncle...... Don't you even need to look at the menu?" Tan Xiaoxian asked curiously.

"This gentleman is a frequent guest at high-end banquets at a glance, so the menu can only become an ornament for him. Without waiting for Lynch to explain, the waiter complimented him, because the dishes ordered by Lynch are all top dishes in Chinese cuisine, and the rarity of the ingredients and the high price are definitely not something that ordinary people can understand.

"Wow, uncle is so powerful, no wonder my mother always says that you are hidden. Tan Xiaoxian hurriedly pretended to be a nymphomaniac.

"Cut, what's so awesome about this. Xue Huairen glanced at Lynch with a sneer, waved his hand and said, "Come over and waiter, I'll order food too!"

Xue Huairen felt that in this kind of thing, he must not be suppressed by Lynch, so he was also ready to choose not to look at the menu.

"Sir, what do you want to eat?" The waitresses who can work in this kind of high-end restaurant are basically human spirits, so she can see at a glance that this gentleman is going to start a tearing war with the one just now, and it is also for this little Lori with a good temperament. It is said that women like to fight for the wind and be jealous, and it seems that between these men, there is also an indispensable fight between men and a secret fight.

So she didn't take the menu, but walked to Xue Huairen's side respectfully.

But when it came time to order, Xue Huairen suddenly made a difficulty, because he didn't have so many names in his mind, and even if he did, it was Mapo tofu braised carp and the like, which was not a joke.

Since it's a high-end restaurant, it has to be a little more high-end, and ordinary chicken, duck and fish are still good.

In the end, after holding it for a long time, Xue Huairen suddenly had an idea and said, "Bring me a steamed Chinese sturgeon!"

"Poof!" As soon as the words fell, Lynch and Tan Xiaoxian, who were sipping tea carefully, couldn't hold back and sprayed the table directly.

Even the waitress couldn't help but smile and explained: "Sir, the Chinese sturgeon is a national protected animal, and it is legal to hunt it at will, and we are very formal here, so we don't have this dish." ”

"Then let's have a braised crested ibis. Xue Huairen blushed, and hurriedly made up for it, there were only a few rare animals he knew.

"The crested ibis is a national first-class protected animal, so it can't be eaten. "The waitress said in her heart that you are not insane? and braised crested ibis, I think it is more appropriate to braise you.

After ordering two dishes in a row and being rejected, Xue Huairen's anger came up again: "This can't be eaten, that can't be eaten, you open a hairy restaurant?"

"Sir, we really can't make the two dishes you ordered, so you might as well change them." The waitress was also aggrieved, what kind of thing did this guy change, how could he think about eating national protected animals?

Xue Huairen thought for a long time, then looked up and asked, "Is there any stir-fried panda meat?"

"No!" The waitress at this moment really wanted to take off her high heels and smash them in his face.

How did you come up with stir-fried panda meat?

If you want to protect animals, you dare to order a national treasure? Have you ever been hugged by a fool when you were young?

Looking at Lynch and Tan Xiaoxian, they had automatically sat far away from him, which seemed to say: Don't get me wrong, we don't know him.

"Follow-up bug, or you just look at the menu and order, Uncle and I won't laugh at you. Tan Xiaoxian looked at him like a mentally retarded person.

Xue Huairen, whose dignity was frustrated, insisted on not looking at the menu, but just shouted at the waiter: "The ten most expensive dishes you have here, all of them will be brought to me!"

"Okay. The waitress answered and asked, "Do you need a drink?"

"Forget about the drinks, I think it's good to drink tea. Lynch interjected.

"Don't be funny, such a good meal, if you don't have wine, it's a lot of fun. Xue Huairen took the opportunity to mock: "Don't sue me, you are a big man, you can't even drink wine." ”

"Who said that my uncle drank a lot of alcohol, I saw him drink two bottles of liquor in one breath when he was eating with his father. Tan Xiaoxian pouted unhappily, Jianghu men, there are almost no people who don't drink, people who don't drink, there is a chance that they will be laughed at.

"That's great. When Xue Huairen heard this, his eyes rolled, he thought about it, and said with a smile: "I hope that Brother Lin will give him advice today, you and I will drink it and get drunk, how about it?"

"Well, if Fairy doesn't mind, I'm fine. Lynch laughed casually.

"Uncle, you can drink a little wine, but you can't get drunk, if you get drunk, it will hurt your body very much. Tan Xiaoxian said very warmly.

"Don't worry, I'm in control. After Lin Qi finished speaking, without waiting for Xue Huairen to speak, he beckoned: "Waiter, come and let us have a box of Jian Nanchun." ”

"Two boxes!" Xue Huairen shouted not to be outdone, his amount of alcohol, among the entire senior brothers, was among the best, and every time he went out to drink, he could drink a big circle.

The so-called everyone is drunk and I am sober, which is talking about this drinking realm.

The waiter withdrew with a stunned look, she was going to contact the 120 emergency center in advance, after all, one person and one case of wine, it was really not a joke......