Soon, the drinks and dishes came in one after another, but it was a little strange that in everyone's plate, there was a steaming little steamed bun.

This small steamed bun looks extremely delicate and smells of a special buckwheat aroma, which is very tempting to the human appetite.

"Uncle, what is this steamed bun for?Can you eat it?" Tan Xiaoxian, who was full of curiosity, casually asked Lynch beside her, she remembered that she didn't seem to ask for steamed buns when she ordered.

"Well...... this" Lin Qi was about to explain, but Xue Huairen unceremoniously snatched the conversation, pretending to be an expert: "Little junior sister, you don't know this, this little steamed bun is appetizing, and when you eat this kind of big meal, you will put a little vegetarian pasta before the meal, so as not to eat big fish and meat and spoil your stomach, understand?"

After this guy finished speaking, he directly took the chopsticks and picked them up, stuffed the whole thing into his mouth, and chewed it up.

The waitress who was making vegetables heard Xue Huairen explain this, but she couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at? Am I not right?" someone immediately pretended to be fierce, and said in his heart, you are a little waiter, what are you doing if you can't get along with Lao Tzu?

"People laugh at you and you don't know how to pretend to understand. Lynch squinted.

"Heh, I don't know how to pretend to understand? Then tell me, what is this little steamed bun for, isn't it served for people to eat?" Xue Huairen was most annoyed by Lynch who was against him everywhere.

"I'm too lazy to explain it to you, you'll know when you use it later. In Lynch's view, people don't need to understand everything, but understanding is understanding, not understanding is not understanding, and if you don't understand it, you have to pretend to understand it very well, then the final result can only be ugly.

"Cut, you can really pretend!" Facing Lynch's disdainful look, Xue Huairen raised his middle finger defiantly.

"Xiaoxian, this orchid bear's paw is still very good in terms of appearance, and it should be the best in the bear's paw. Lynch said, stretched out his chopsticks to help Tan Xiaoxian clip a piece of bear's paw meat, then pinched the small steamed bun, wiped the chopsticks head, and said: "Because the fat on the bear's paw is very thick, when you clamp it, the chopsticks will easily stick to a piece, so the function of this small steamed bun is actually a rag." ”

"Oh, I see. When Tan Xiaoxian heard this, he couldn't help but feel funny, daring to love this fart worm, he actually likes to eat rags.

"Waiter......! Is that so?" Xue Huairen listened to Lynch's explanation, and his face suddenly turned extremely red.

"That's the case, sir, or I'll tell the back kitchen to get you a little steamed bun. The waiter didn't dare to laugh this time, and kept holding it in his throat.

"No, isn't it just a bear's paw, I'm tired of eating this thing for a long time!" Xue Huairen, who wanted to save face for the masters, had to endure the gluttony in his stomach, and continued to make up for it: "Do you think I really don't understand? I just wanted to test him, but I didn't expect him to be blinded by him." ”

"Poof......" The waiter didn't laugh this time, but Xiaoxian laughed directly, she felt that this fart worm was simply a great example of hindsight, what kind of martial arts did you practice with this kind of eloquence, it was better to change your career as soon as possible to worship a master and say cross talk, maybe there would be a little future.

Xue Huairen probably realized that his explanation was indeed a bit far-fetched, so he had to pick up the liquor on the table and change the topic: "Brother Lin, it's the first time we've sat down and drank together, you should know the rules, right?

After speaking, he aimed his mouth at the mouth of the bottle, and swallowed it like drinking tap water.

"Uncle, don't pay attention to this, he's a madman. Tan Xiaoxian never thought that Xue Huairen would use this trick, didn't he just want to put Lynch down.

"It's okay little fairy, since he wants to drink, then I'll drink it with him. Lynch said that he didn't care to pick up the wine bottle, and also tilted his neck to directly kill a bottle of liquor.

"Okay! Brother Lin is really massive!It seems that I finally met an opponent today!" Xue Huairen, who was taken aback, pretended to be very indifferent on the surface, but secretly he had been observing Lin Qi's state. What he wanted to know most now was whether Lynch could actually drink it, or if he pretended to be very drinkable.

"Uncle, hurry up and eat. Seeing that Lynch really killed a bottle of liquor, Tan Xiaoxian hurriedly put vegetables on his plate, although she didn't drink alcohol, she also knew that such a thing as liquor was not drunk in a bottle at all, and the kind drunk in a bottle was called beer.

I saw Lynch wave his hand, took out four bottles from the wine box, opened them separately, handed them to Xue Huairen, and said with a smile: "The rules of the rivers and lakes are to make three glasses in a row, since you and I are massive, then it's better to drink three bottles in a row." ”

Xue Huairen was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground without a heel when he heard Lynch's exaggerated request, and drank three bottles in a row?

"What, Brother Xue is in trouble?" Lynch looked at him with a smile, which means: Aren't you able to drink grandson, I'll let you drink enough today!

"Say...... What are you talking about, what's so difficult about this, isn't it just three bottles of wine, look at me!" "So far, Xue Huairen has no way to retreat, after all, he first proposed to fight for wine, and now Lynch proposes to dry three bottles in a row, even if he doesn't agree, he has to agree, otherwise this is not lifting a stone to shoot himself in the foot.

With that, someone had no choice but to pick up the bottle, keep pace with Lynch, and pour it with a clatter.

If it is under normal conditions, three bottles of liquor is nothing for the battle-hardened Xue Huairen, after all, his limit is five bottles. But the crux of the matter is that from the beginning of drinking to the present, he has not eaten a single meal, drinking on an empty stomach has always been a taboo in the drinking field, and in a certain way, it can even cause life danger.

But Lynch couldn't care about that much, he just wanted to get rid of this guy early and go back to rest.

Seeing that the two of them were in a desperate posture, Tan Xiaoxian, the audience, was also frightened, if you drink like this, are you sure that nothing will happen?

Soon, all three bottles of liquor bottomed out!

Lynch's face not only looked natural, but also a little lighthearted. But Xue Huairen was different, when he drank the second bottle, he was fine, but when he drank the third bottle, he almost poured it down. Several times he almost threw up, but he swallowed it back. Now his stomach is gurgling and screaming as if he had eaten something unhygienic.

Damn, if you drink it like this, you're going to have stomach bleeding.

It seems that the amount of alcohol surnamed Lin is indeed not pretended, but really bullish!

In that case, then I have to use that killer weapon.

Thinking of this, Xue Huairen said in a strange manner: "Brother Lin, it seems that the amount of alcohol between the two of us is indeed indistinguishable." ”

What did Lynch say in his heart, it was difficult to tell the difference? Where is this......

He just wanted to speak, but Tan Xiaoxian suddenly interjected: "Uncle, you two can't drink slowly, this bottle by bottle, it makes people's hearts numb." ”

"Yes, my sister is right, good wine must be tasted carefully in order to taste the real taste. Xue Huairen borrowed the donkey from the slope to echo him, took two wine glasses at the same time, and said with a smile: "Brother Lin, why don't we change to a small cup to drink, come on, I will fill it for Brother Lin personally." ”

When Xue Huairen poured the wine, he deliberately pulled the wine glass very close to him, in order to shoot the aphrodisiac hidden in his sleeve when no one was paying attention.

But this scene was caught by Lynch, who had already set up a defense.

For Lynch, this insect carving skill is simply what he left over from his childhood.

So when Xue Huairen was about to fill the second glass of wine, Lynch suddenly pointed to the door and shouted, "Look, there's an Ultraman there!"

"Where?" Xue Huairen and Tan Xiaoxian subconsciously turned their heads, only to find that the door was empty, and there was no Ultraman at all.

But in this instant, Lynch has completed the fastest shape-shifting and transposition in history.

"Uncle, where is Ultraman?" Tan Xiaoxian's face was innocent, for Lynch's words, she was now brainless to believe in the mode.

"Ahem, I read it wrong. Lynch's old face flushed, scratched his head, raised the wine glass that had been replaced, and said politely: "Do it first for respect!"

After saying that, drink it all in one go.

When Xue Huairen saw this scene, he was so happy in his heart, and said in his heart Lynch, Lynch, you are a monkey, and you can't escape the palm of my Buddha.

It is estimated that it will only take three minutes at most, and this guy will be furious, if he can use the strength of the wine to make some frivolous movements to the little junior sister, it will really be perfect.

Thinking of this, Xue Huairen drank happily while secretly observing the changes in Lynch's body.

But three minutes passed, and Lynch still looked like nothing was going on. On the contrary, it was himself, and his body suddenly became a little hot, and his heart felt like he was burning.

"Hey, with a fart, why is your face so red?" Tan Xiaoxian, who noticed the strange appearance of Xue Huairen's face, couldn't help but ask out loud.

"Ah...... Is there one?" Xue Huairen subconsciously raised his hand and rubbed it on his face, this rub didn't matter, it was just hot, he quickly explained: "Hehe, maybe this wine is a little top." ”

"It's not so red, is it? Look in the mirror for yourself, it's all as red as a monkey's ass. "Tan Xiaoxian said in her heart that I haven't heard that you have relatives with the Guan family, this blushing face is simply abnormal.

How did Xue Huairen know that if this aphrodisiac was taken by a man, the first state would be blushing and hot, and it would slowly become sexual. If you want to get bigger, the lower body will be as hard as steel bar.

It would be better if it was a person, but Tan Xiaoxian, the beautiful Lori, sat at the same table as him, so Xue Huairen's gaze was irrepressibly locked on her.

When he was on Fuhu Mountain before, although he often wanted to go to ** with his little sister, those were just thoughts, far from being irrepressible. But now it's different, driven by the powerful effect of aphrodisiacs, Xue Huairen only feels top-heavy, his eyes are foggy, and when he looks at Tan Xiaoxian, he even has mental hallucinations.

Yes, Tan Xiaoxian is now in his eyes, completely sitting there, with a fragrant and delicate body, that graceful figure, and that Chu Chu moving eyes......

"Little junior sister, I ......" At this moment, Xue Huairen, who was occupied by evil thoughts, only had one thing in his mind, that is, to find a hole in the woman's body and then get into it.

"What are you doing?" Tan Xiaoxian was startled when he saw his squinting eyes, and subconsciously leaned towards Lynch.

"Little junior sister, I'm ...... I want to you. Xue Huairen didn't know why, he didn't swallow back the words that came to his mouth, and said them directly.

Above...... Go to bed?!

Hearing this request, Tan Xiaoxian, who was a virgin, turned extremely red with a small face, and directly red to the base of the white neck.

Her teeth gurgled in anger, and she couldn't help but scold: "Follow-ass worm, are you crazy!"

"Ahem, he's not crazy, he's just drunk and spit out the truth. Lynch said that he didn't expect that the aphrodisiac that Xue Huairen bought would be so powerful.

It seems that this guy has been planning in his heart for a long time to occupy Xiaoxian, and now with the strength of wine and medicine, the fox's tail finally can't be hidden.

Tan Xiaoxian, who was furious, slapped Xue Huairen with a shake of his hand, and said angrily: "Xue Huairen! I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person, if it wasn't for the uncle's reminder, I'm afraid I would have been in the dark all along!"

Although Tan Xiaoxian is young, he already has some very hazy fantasies about men and women. But she never thought that Xue Huairen's sexual fantasy object would be her. This means that he doesn't know how many times he has been sexually obsessed by Xue Huairen when he did that kind of thing.

Tan Xiaoxian, who has analyzed this, felt sick to his stomach in his heart, and was really disgusted by this kind of greedy for life and afraid of death.

"Xiaoxian, I'...... I didn't mean that......" Xue Huairen, who sobbed his mouth, then reacted, he was indeed a little dead just now, why did he tell the truth as soon as his mouth was bald.

"Get out! I don't want to see you again!" Tan Xiaoxian turned around angrily, her immature little face was full of grievances, and the golden bean was about to burst out.

"Alright then, I'll go to the bathroom first, and I'll explain to you when I get back. Xue Huairen can't leave now if he doesn't want to, because his thing has set up a small tent in the crotch of his pants, and no matter how distracted he is, it can't be soft, so the only way he can think of now is to find a place where idlers are not allowed to enter, and solve it by himself, otherwise he will have to hold back the explosion.

"You get out! Get out of here, the farther you go, the better!" Tan Xiaoxian's current mood can almost be described as having five flavors. She always thought that although this Xue Huairen was greedy for life and afraid of death, and liked to compete with his uncle for jealousy, he didn't have any bad intentions, and he didn't have that kind of hypocrisy towards her. This guy is not only greedy for life and afraid of death, but also has dirty thoughts, thinking about sleeping with her every day.

Hmph, even if I really want to go to bed, I won't sleep with someone like you!