On the roof of the street facing the commercial bank building, a middle-aged man sat on the edge of the roof, leaning on a lightning rod with his back to the lightning rod, stretching out a pair of big furry feet and swinging in the air.

"The world is long, the passers-by are in a hurry, the tide rises and falls, it is better to go back in style" He put a few bottles of Jiangcheng beer beside him, and after a few wolf howls, he picked up a bottle and poured it into his mouth, and then threw the empty bottle into the distance, and the bottle rolled in the air and fell quickly under the action of gravity.

With a snap, the beer bottle shattered, and the glass ballasted everywhere, once again verifying the law of gravitation. Mr. Isaac Newton smiled.

"Han Keer, an intern reporter of the current affairs news column of the city TV station, reported to you on the spot on Jiangnan Road, just received a call from an enthusiastic audience, on the top floor of the Jiangnan Road Commercial Bank Building, there was a suicide citizen who threw beer bottles downstairs, this immoral behavior is very dangerous, so far the entire section has been martial law by the police, and now the police negotiators are on the roof to persuade it. ”

Han Keer held the microphone in her hand and stood in front of the camera to report on the scene, and at this moment, another wine bottle fell from the sky and made a bang, so frightened that she almost threw the microphone away.

The scene has been put on a yellow cordon by the police, and several police officers with megaphones are persuading the citizens who are watching, asking them to disperse as soon as possible to avoid danger.

On the top floor of the commercial building, several policemen formed a semi-encirclement ten meters away, surrounding the middle-aged man, and a policeman with a megaphone shouted to him: "Please stay calm, your behavior is illegal, now please put down what you are doing, turn around, and go downstairs with us." ”

"I want to go back by the wind, and I'm afraid that Qionglou Yuyu will be too cold at the heights!" The barefoot man slowly stood up, maybe he drank too much, maybe he was a little afraid of heights, his body tilted sideways and almost fell, he hurriedly held the lightning rod and stood firm, turned his head and bared his teeth at the police.

Only then did the policemen see the man's appearance, forty years old, with thin cheeks and a mole with two black hairs on his chin. The strong wind blew on the roof, and his clothes fluttered, and he really felt a little like he wanted to fly in the wind.

Several policemen chuckled in their hearts, really afraid that he would fall, and the young policeman with the microphone in his hand hurriedly continued to shout: "This gentleman, you have something to say, please leave the side as soon as possible, it is very dangerous there! Let's talk, may I ask what your surname is called?"

The man smiled slightly and showed a mouthful of snow-white teeth, and he said: "The name is just a code name, of course, for convenience, please call me 'Brother Trouble'!"

What is the name of this? The policeman reluctantly continued to persuade: "Brother trouble, please calm down now, if you do this, you can't solve any problems, think about your family, your relatives and friends, they are all looking forward to your safe return home, life is a beautiful drop, life is a wonderful drop!"

Brother Haha laughed, stretched out his arms to face the wind and looked into the distance, this posture really has a bit of 'swinging the chest to give birth to stratus clouds, and deciding to enter the bird', he said with a smile: "Emptiness is color, color is emptiness." Emptiness is not different color, color is not different from emptiness. Not born, not perishable, not dirty, not pure, not increasing, not decreasing, seeing that life and death are not born and do not die, what is the sorrow of death? What is the joy of life? You people are too vulgar to let go of too much!"

This hatred in the policeman's heart, this is the woolen bastard theory, why didn't your dad put you on toilet paper, and you won't have to give birth at all!

"Brother Trouble, let's go back and discuss the true meaning of life, okay? Now please stay calm, I'll move closer to you now, and then take you away, okay?" the policeman said and slowly approached 'Brother Trouble', stretching out his hand to pull him over.

Brother Trouble also stretched out his hand to the policeman, and said with a smile: "Look at how blue the blue sky is in front of you, Tang Ta has jumped down, and Qiu Cang has also jumped down, so please jump down with me! We will blend into this blue sky and white clouds together!" As he spoke, he raised his foot and kicked a wine bottle away, verifying the law of gravitation again.

The policeman took his hand back as if he had been electrocuted and hurriedly took a few steps back. What kind of person is this, have you watched too many Japanese movies? I'm not Ken Takakura, you want to die touching the electric door, wiping your neck, taking sleeping pills, why can't you die, why do you have to fix this Western scene? Do you want to make trouble for us?

The young policeman turned his head to look at the captain of the team leader and asked him for help: "Team Liu, what do you think of this?"

Today's situation is very special, almost all the city's police force has been arranged to the Tiankeng martial law, except for a few necessary places, there are not many civilian personnel left on duty, I didn't expect to meet such a god. At this current height, even if an inflatable cushion is placed underneath, it is impossible to save his life, and Captain Liu has no countermeasures for a while.

At this moment, the sound of beer bottles shattering sounded on the rooftop, and several people, including Brother Trouble, looked behind together.

I saw a staggering girl, staggering over, humming a strange tune as she went. It's broken and another drunk! This is really a house leak that happened to rain overnight, and the boat encountered a head wind. Brother Trouble hasn't been done yet, and there's another sister in trouble!

White shirt, knee-length jeans, bare a pair of tender little feet, from the figure looks like a beauty in her twenties, but her face looks like a pure girl of sixteen or seventeen, what is really a childlike face. The wind blew the long black hair, and a few strands of hair fell into his mouth, and the teeth bit the hair lightly, making people feel both pity and distress.

When a few policemen saw the person clearly, their eyes widened in surprise in an instant, and they were so surprised that why did she come?

The sun gradually stretched the shadows of the trees, and the breeze blew through the shade of the trees and it was very cool, Long Dashao was busy at noon, and he was already very tired, and he was sitting in the car drowsy at the moment. The noise made by the cicadas on the banyan tree is like an electric drill bit penetrating through the eardrums, which makes people upset.

Suddenly, a voice sounded in his head, with a noise of more than sixty decibels, seriously affecting the subject's charging, asking for permission to microwave to kill the insects.

Long Leiyan suddenly woke up, and the microwave oven went out again! He actually said that the cicada's cry affected the charging of energy? Obviously he didn't connect the power supply! Hurriedly asked the reason.

Unexpectedly, the microwave oven can be replenished with solar energy, and the effect is more easily absorbed than electricity.

The microwave oven said, "Ask the microwave to kill the insects!"

Long Leiyan wondered in his heart, the microwave oven is so humane now, and he is afraid of being noisy by the noise, this is incredible, it is obviously an electrical appliance!

didn't wait for it to ask again, Long Leiyan vetoed it, what are you kidding, killing cicadas is a small matter, making red light fly all over the sky It's troublesome, there are so many stall owners on the side, this is the rhythm of staging a sci-fi blockbuster!

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