Chapter 41: Uncle Picks Feet Loves Lori (II)
Unexpectedly, the microwave oven temper was not small, and immediately began to play strike: "The environment is not comfortable enough, and I can't continue charging!" ”
Not comfortable enough? Do you want someone to make a horse and kill a chicken for you? This made Long Lei Yan scratch his ears and cheeks, and there was no way at all! I'm such an adult, it's impossible to catch it all over the trees, and I can't catch dozens of trees around me!
Knowing that it was still screaming endlessly, the microwave oven continued to be passive and slack, and the angry Long Lei Yan wanted to smash things. The microwave oven www.biquge.info obviously can't be smashed, the electric tricycle can't go home if it is smashed, the gas canister seems to be a little dangerous, and suddenly he touches something in the car.
The brass handle is golden and dazzling, and the wind steel blade is cold and terrifying, this is the willow leaf dagger of the wheel, which stabbed Long Leiyan at that time, and at this moment you can still see faint blood stains on the willow leaf-shaped blade. This dagger was confiscated by Long Dashao and kept in the car.
Long Leiyan touched the dagger and swiped it twice in his hand, flipped his wrist and threw it at the big banyan tree in front of him, and a white light flashed. It can be seen that the dragon has a lot of force, and with a bang, the dagger is inserted into the trunk of the loose banyan tree, and the dagger is more than 20 centimeters until it has no handle. This is purely a vent, and the depression in his heart seems to fly away with this knife.
"Can you become proficient with this primitive weapon?" The microwave sent another message.
Long Da Shao sighed: "This is also a weapon?" "In Long Leiyan's heart, a large-caliber sand eagle can be regarded as a weapon.
The microwave said, "You can use this weapon to kill those insects!" ”
"One by one? Spare me! Long Dashao thought to himself, I can't get so many people to die even if my hand cramps.
"I can upgrade it, this weapon is stained with the blood of the subject, and after upgrading, it can attack according to the will of the subject."
Can you still attack according to your own will? Long Leiyan suddenly had a mental head, the microwave oven brought too many surprises, I don't know how many functions are still to be explored, it seems that it needs to be squeezed continuously! Hurriedly asked, "Why can you attack according to your will if you get my blood on it?" ”
"The ontology is the non-living substance known in the universe that has the highest degree of compatibility with the A and β waves in the brain waves, and the ontology is precisely because it is glued to the blood of the main body and the blood is sampled to establish a mental connection with the main body. The blood of the main body is a kind of unlocking key for the ontology, and many high-end functions need it to be opened. It was because it was stained with blood that it was able to carry out autonomous remote attacks. ”
Long Leiyan listened to his explanation and understood one out of twelve, the ontology is the self-title of the microwave oven, and it can also be understood as the strange 'diamond' subject's name for Long Leiyan, as for what brainwave fit, psychic link key, etc., Long Dashao still blows fire with a rolling pin - he doesn't know anything.
"Why do you call me Juche? What is the relationship between ontology and subject? ”
"Since the establishment of the psychic link, the relationship between the ontology and the subject is interdependent, and neither of us is mortally injured, but the other dies. Therefore, the ontology and the subject belong to a symbiotic combination. This relationship is basically dominated by the living subject, and the ontology is currently subordinate. ”
Fit? Merge yourself with a machine! Long Dashao, this sweat! To my great relief, the microwave oven admits that it is based on its own will, which is equivalent to a piece of meat on a cutting board, which can be cut and squeezed by itself.
Long Leiyan figured out these things, his heart was very happy, and he asked again: "Then how do I remotely control the dagger?" ”
"Please put the metal weapon in the generator."
Long Dashao looked around and no one was paying attention, turned on the microwave oven and put the dagger in.
The microwave oven began to start slowly, making a humming sound.
"Regarding remote control, this problem involves the phenomenon of quantum entanglement, which you must not understand at the moment, but I can explain with a simple example, suppose you have a pair of leather shoes, each in a sealed box, one of which is thrown into the Pacific Ocean, and the other is delivered to you, and you open the box and find that it is one with one right foot, then what would you think!"
Long Lei Yan said without thinking: "The one thrown into the Pacific Ocean must be the one with his left foot!" This fool knows it! ”
"That's right, that's the nature of quantum entanglement, two or more particles affect each other, and even at great distances, one particle can affect the state of the other. This enables remote control over long distances. I've upgraded this metal weapon and changed its original structure, so that the blood that was originally contaminated with it can interact with your brainwaves, and your brainwaves can manipulate it! ”
There was a crisp sound, the microwave door slowly opened, and Long Leiyan picked up the dagger that was still a little hot.
The shape of the willow leaf has not changed, but the blade seems to have become very thin and transparent. Long Leiyan looked at the sunlight and found that the light could faintly shine through, holding the handle of the knife with one hand, gently pinching the blade with the other, and with a slight force, he bent it in half effortlessly.
As soon as he let go, the dagger bounced back again, and there was no trace of it on its mirror-smooth surface. Pick up a dead branch from the ground, gently put it on the edge of the dagger, before you can use force, the dead branch is broken into two sections, what a sharp blade!
"Don't bang with your fingers, the edge looks smooth, I've transformed hundreds of millions of nanometer-sized serrations on it, and it's extremely sharp! The handle of the dagger, the blade, etc., are covered with holes the size of picometer pm, which increases the overall toughness, and you don't have to worry about it breaking at all, and you won't be corroded by anything else, because nothing can attach to its surface. ”
Long Da Shao secretly took a breath of cold air, nanometers, picometers, he knew that it was almost the smallest unit of length, and one picometer was equivalent to one trillionth of a meter. This dagger more than 20 centimeters long has hundreds of billions of small holes on it, which is equivalent to this dagger made of countless metal wires, and this flexibility can be imagined!
Gripping the handle of the dagger hard, as if pinching on hard rubber, the five fingers sank slightly, and returned to their original state as soon as he let go.
Good! Long Dashao grinned, this is really the supreme weapon for home, travel, pickling girls, and girls.
"I still have a question, I know too much about the trees, I can't climb up and look for them one by one, if this is the case, even if I find it, it's dark, what energy do you still have?"
"I can turn on infrared holographic imaging for you! Everything within a kilometer of the vicinity can be clearly displayed in your brain, but it is too energy-intensive to last long! ”
Infrared holographic imaging? Infrared imaging dragons have rarely heard of it, which is based on the heat emitted by the object, and the infrared image presented is very blurry. Is this hologram a woolen thread?
Suddenly, Long Lei Yan felt a pinprick-like pain in his mind, and his eyes blurred. After the pain passed, Long Leiyan found that a real image of his surroundings appeared in his mind.
High-rise buildings, pedestrians, trees, grass, even sand and stones on the ground, flying insects and dust floating in the air, all are truly presented in front of you. These things can be viewed from all angles.
Next to this image, there are several small screen-like images. Long Leiyan took a closer look, these were all kinds of data, among which there was the state of the subject and the ontology. The data is detailed to the extreme, age, bone age, height, weight, even how many hairs the dragon has, multiple cells, and even multiple tadpoles are generated today, all of which are shown, really perverted.
Long Leiyan switched to the main interface again, which clearly introduced the size of the microwave oven, the most important thing is the energy display, the source energy is 99%, and the storage energy is 5%. It seems that this stored energy is the result of recharging last night and basking in the sun today.
The other interface is aimed at observing the subject matter, Long Dashao casually put a stone, and the instant composition, formation age, weight, and other data were displayed.
This feature is a treasure. Long Dashao pushed the camera into the distance, the roaring vehicles and oncoming pedestrians were all real to the extreme.
Long Leiyan felt like he was wearing a VR headset, constantly observing the world from changing angles. If you use this to watch a little movie, it will be more enjoyable! All-round!
The distance became farther and farther, and after a while, Long Dashao found Wang Yue and her classmates standing on the side of the road, looking up, their mouths opening and closing back and forth, but they couldn't hear what they said, which was a pity.
Don't say it, the little girl has a good figure, this little waist! Her classmates are also good, but they are a little taller. Hey, this girl paper is on time, and suddenly I found a hot girl paper in a miniskirt, looking up with the same expression, what are these people looking at?
Long Dashao didn't care, what were they looking at, he was in a hurry to change the angle now, and slowly approached the hot girl's high heels, slender ankles, white and tender calves, up and up again. I'm verifying the feelings of different perspectives from the perspective of scientific research, Long Dashao thought.
Suddenly, the angle was too large, Long Leiyan missed the wonderful scenery from his perspective, and went directly to the roof of the commercial building, and the hairy thighs of Brother Trouble suddenly fell into his eyes, and the hairs were infinitely magnified, as if he had come to the Amazon tropical jungle.
Frightened, Long Dashao turned off the interface directly, and said in his heart that they looked up together, were they looking at him? This is not scientific!
Changing the angle of a bird's-eye view from the air, Long Leiyan realized that this was the case upstairs.
"That female human will fall from the building in a matter of minutes!" The sound of the microwave oven suddenly sounded, startling Long Leiyan, and he gradually adjusted his perspective closer.
After seeing the drunken girl's appearance clearly, Long Da Shao was stunned and asked a little stammering, "How do you know that she is going to fall?" ”
The sound of the microwave oven is still so mechanical and impersonal: "I calculated according to the current direction of the sun, the wind speed, the direction of the wind, and the position where she passed, if there is no accident, she will fall from the 38th floor, 152 meters in the air." When the human body falls at this height, there is basically no need to call an ambulance, just find a cleaner! ”
Long Dashao was stunned by its remarks, and hurriedly shouted after a while, "Hurry up and send me up, I'm going to save people!" ”
"There's nothing I can do, I'm short of energy at the moment, I can't send you this far!"
Long Da Shao didn't say a word and ran desperately towards the Commercial Bank Building, he had to rush over within ten minutes, that person was too important to him! Must be saved!
The cold voice of the microwave rang out again: "Even if you rush over, you won't be able to climb the thirty-eight floors surrounded by the police in ten minutes." ”
Long Lei Yan said angrily: "Then what should I do? ”
"Please stay calm, I'm going to upgrade your hands, please put your hands in the microwave generator!"
If you usually do this it seems to be home, at this moment Long Dashao is helpless, so he has to put his hand in the microwave oven, and after more than ten seconds, the microwave oven stopped running, Long Leiyan took out his hands and saw that except for a slight redness, basically there was no change.
"And feet!"
Still want to upgrade your feet? Long Dashao took off his shoes and socks and stuffed his feet into the furnace door. Embarrassing, this whole stupid boy! Fortunately, the surrounding stall owners are taking a lunch break, and no one finds out, otherwise Long Leiyan's stupid reputation will spread far and wide!
"After the upgrade, from now on, you have hundreds of millions of nano suction cups on your hands and feet, and you can climb all kinds of walls like a gecko, with a ten-minute aging and a twenty-four hour cooldown!"
I'm going to be a gecko with a good big living person? Long Dashao was eager to save people, and he didn't have time to think about it at the moment, so he desperately ran towards the commercial building.
On the roof of the commercial building, several policemen didn't have time to stop the drunk girl, she had already swayed to the edge of the rooftop, sat down slowly with a lightning rod in her hand, and hung her legs outside the rooftop.
"You hurt me, but you laughed it off, the greed of your love and the cowardice of love......" The strong wind on the rooftop blows, the girl's hair flies, and the poignant singing voice is not loud but the ears are endless, this song is like a feather stirring everyone's hearing and heart at the scene.
The young policeman with the megaphone looked back at Captain Liu. Captain Liu shrugged at him, and the two looked at each other, saying in their hearts, how old has it been, how can she sing this song? What kind of play is this?
Brother Trouble was fascinated by this beautiful singing, and looked at the drunk girl stupidly, and only when the singing stopped, did he ask: "Sister paper, are you swollen?" ”
The girl didn't even look at him, let go of the lightning rod and raised her head with her arms outstretched, letting the strong wind blow, and her delicate body was almost blown away by the wind.
Brother Trouble hurriedly stood up and moved from him to the girl's side: "Sister paper! Calm down! If you do this, you can't solve any problems, you think about your family, your relatives and friends, they are all looking forward to your safe home, life is a beautiful drop, life is a wonderful drop! ”
A few policemen said in their hearts, why are these words so familiar!
The girl slowly closed her eyes, and a crystal clear tear slid down Ruyu's cheek and dripped out of the rooftop in the sun's rays.
Brother Trouble grabbed the lightning rod with one hand, stretched out to the girl with the other, and said softly: "Sister paper, brother holds you, can you go back with my brother?" Seeing you like this, my brother's heart is broken! ”
The girl finally looked back at him and said, "I don't, my family doesn't want me anymore, he doesn't want me anymore, this world means nothing to me." ”
"Sister paper, they don't want you to be fine, brother wants you! Brother is gentle and kind, has no bad habits, and is especially full of positive energy for life! ”
Several of the policemen at the same time rose the urge to slap him in the mouth.
Brother Trouble finally moved to the girl's side, he raised his leg and stepped over the lightning rod, and stretched out his hand in front of the girl, his eyes full of pleading. The girl hesitated for a moment and then stretched out her white and smooth little hand and gently held his hand.