Ten Slaps of the Dragon 4
In the backyard, the shopkeeper and Lao Bai were cleaning up the yard, and Xiao Guo ran in in a panic, "The shopkeeper's Lao Bai, come quickly, Xiu just handed me a note." ”
When Lao Bai heard this, he immediately grabbed it, "Come on, come on, I'll see what is written." ”
"What are you robbing? I'm not illiterate, and I'm ...... back" During the scramble, the note was dragged in two, "Ah, look ......"
"It's okay, don't you look at it the same way, come on, come on, shopkeeper, go up here and see." ”
"'In danger', what about you?"
"'Inform Little Six', this..."
The shopkeeper was a little panicked and asked in a low voice, "What's the danger?"
"It's not written. ”
"Then go and call Xiaoliu. ”
Tong Xiangyu immediately began to instruct Lao Bai, "Zhantang go quickly." ”
"I'm not going, I'll break out in a cold sweat as soon as I arrive at the yamen, what if I have a soft mouth and say the wrong thing?"
"Xiao Guo, go quickly. ”
Guo Furong nodded, and just wanted to walk from the backyard, when she found Big Mouth guarding the door.
"The big mouth is blocked at the door. ”
"Then you go out through another door. ”
"Where's the door?"
"Didn't you go out through that door two years ago?"
Hearing Lao Bai's reminder, Xiao Guo finally reacted, "That dog hole has long been blocked, cough, it's not me who is in danger, anyway, which of you likes to go." ”
Seeing that Xiao Guo dropped the chain at the critical moment, Lao Bai sighed: "It seems that I can only outwit it." ”
"Outwitted?"
"Do you know how to outwit?"
Tong Xiangyu and Xiao Guo Qiqi shook their heads.
Bai Zhantang suddenly pointed to Xiao Guo's right, "Xiao Guo, look there." ”
Guo Furong subconsciously turned her head: "Ah, what?"
Hearing a bang, Bai Zhantang gave Xiao Guo a punch, and Xiao Guo immediately had a panda eye.
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The shopkeeper, Lao Bai, and Xiao Guo set off together.
Big mouth looked at it and stopped the three of them, "Hey, what are you doing?"
Tong Xiangyu pointed to Xiao Guo's panda eyes, "Look at the doctor, look at her eyes." ”
"What the hell is this?"
"Bang on the door frame. Lao Bai said casually.
"Wait, what kind of doctor is this injury, take two raw eggs in the kitchen and put it on it. ”
"Where's the egg!"
Maybe it was the shopkeeper's tone that was a little heavier, and Li Dazui immediately became angry: "Hey, you..."
"I mean, you haven't bought groceries in days. ”
Li Dazui knew that he was at a loss, and waved his hand, "Go, go, go early and come back early, I told you that I don't care if I miss the show." ”
When Tong Xiangyu heard this, he immediately pulled Big Mouth into the room, "Big Mouth, you just said that good show, can you reveal it to us a little?"
Li Dazui also sold Guanzi: "That's not good, what's a good show, it's a surprise and a joy." ”
Lu Qinghou on the side was about to regret his death: "If you are surprised, it is certain, but if you are happy, it may not be." ”
"Why not, I'll help you turn Xiaoliu over, don't you like it?"
Bai Zhantang was a little confused: "People didn't recruit you and didn't mess with you, why did you shoot people?"
Li Dazu pointed at Lu Xiucai, "I don't know about this, he let me shoot it." ”
Xiucai finally couldn't bear it anymore, so he told the truth: "I'm dizzy for a while, that's angry talk." ”
Tong Xiangyu was stunned at the moment: "Then you still asked us to bring Xiaoliu here?"
Lu Xiucai flatly denied it: "No." ”
"No?" Lao Bai slapped two pieces of paper on the table, "What is this, is it your handwriting?"
Lu Qinghou spread out the note and looked at it, and nodded, "Yes, it says that Xiaoliu is in danger and means that he should hide quickly." ”
Tong Xiangyu fiddled with the note, "This is obviously dangerous, notify Xiaoliu quickly, isn't this asking him to help....... Oops, it's all your cheap, don't rob it, don't rob it, you have to rob it!"
Tong Xiangyu anxiously went to the door to watch, and Xiucai also wanted to follow, but was pulled by a big mouth, "You ventilated the news, right?"
"What, big mouth, I was wrong about this, you just let Xiaoliu go. ”
Who knew that Li Dazui began to behave again, and said a big truth impassionedly: "Don't, I'm not as good as a person, just one point, I will never regret what I promised my friends, Yan Xiaoliu, I'm done, I'm not like you, backsliding, two-faced, don't you say you're still a man?"
When Tong Xiangyu heard this, he teased: "Xiulian, you are a man." ”
"You used to say I wasn't, but now I'm going to be useless, I'm different. ”
"If people are unreasonable, will they be the same in martial arts. ”
When Li Dazui heard this, he was very unconvinced, and asked rhetorically: "How can it be the same, this desktop is strong, you can see it......"
The big mouth held his breath and condensed, and he raised his palm to slap...
"My ashwagandha countertop!"
In the exclamation of the shopkeeper, the big mouth slapped down, but the table did not react at all, and everyone was speechless for a while.
It happened that at this time, Xiao Guo led Xiao Liu to the inn.
Yan Xiaoliu stood at the door: "What are you doing?"
"Liu'er is here, come in and come in. ”
"Listen to Xiao Guo, there is someone making trouble here?"
Li Dazui couldn't get up anymore, covered his painful right hand, and smiled all over his face: "Liu'er, what, do it, if you want to eat something, I'll make it for you." ”
Seeing the big mouth fleeing, Bai Zhantang mocked: "Oh, the show didn't work out!"
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In the backyard, the big mouth was lucky against a few bricks, and Xiucai was watching from the sidelines, and suddenly the big mouth slapped his palm on the bricks, and it hurt so much that he couldn't do it.
"Mom, what about my martial arts?"
Xiucai whispered comforting on the side: "Don't worry, think slowly, is there any trick that you didn't do right?"
"It's impossible, I'm here according to what my master taught. ”
"Master, where did you come from, Master, and what did he do?"
"My master's surname is Hong, and he is a retired senior master, and my set of eighteen palms of dragon descending is what he taught. ”
Lu Xiucai put his hands behind his back, "Eighteen palms of dragon descending, I seem to have heard of it somewhere, is there eighteen moves?"
"Ten moves, my master said that those eight moves have long been lost, no, I have to find my master. ”
Upon hearing this, Lu Xiucai shook his head, "Oh, they won't let you go." ”
"Why?"
"It turns out that you still have a bit of martial arts, and they are afraid of you, now..."
Li Dazui's cooked duck beak is hard: "I still have martial arts now, I still have it, I don't believe it for you to see, the green dragon goes to sea, and the white dragon shines its wings....."
"Slowly, slowly, it is the white crane with bright wings. Xiucai corrected on the side.
"Why don't you come?"
"You go on, go on..."
"The white dragon shines its wings, and the black dragon digs out its heart....."
"Slow down, it's the black tiger who digs out his heart..... Well, you keep practicing. ”
The big mouth was annoyed and angry: "If you don't practice, it hurts your self-esteem!"
Xiucai leaned over with his sleeves on: "Hey, where is your master?"
"What are you asking for?"
"Look for him. Seeing the strange gaze of the big mouth, Xiucai hurriedly explained: "As soon as I am a scholar, why do I learn martial arts? ”
Li Dazui nodded to himself, "That's right, let me tell you, my master is at the north entrance of Cuiwei Mountain, before you go, go to the market to buy a raw chicken and bring it over." ”
"What are you buying chicken?"
"When you get there, you put the chickens on a rack, burn them a little bit, roast them for a while, and my master will smell them and come out. ”
When Lu Xiucai heard this, his brows tightened: "Why are you like a weasel?"
"Huh?"
"I'll go now, without further ado. ”
"Don't talk nonsense when you get there!"