In the backyard, Xiao Guo was peeking into the men's bedroom, and Xiucai was standing aside.

"You're mad at me, this stick must be on my head. ”

Hearing that Xiao Guo Shu fell by himself, Lu Qinghou immediately smiled shyly: "Count me in the head, I am willing to do anything for you." ”

"Really? Okay, do me a favor. ”

Lu Qinghou waited for a long time and finally waited for this moment, and immediately stepped forward: "You can help anything, you can die for you!"

"I can't die, if something happens, you can go and call Xiaoliu to me. ”

Xiucai was speechless for a while, what do you mean that I will be the moon in my heart, but the bright moon shines on the ditch?

"What are you looking for him, he can't do martial arts. ”

Hearing that Xiucai still dared to provoke, Guo Furong sneered: "If he can't do it, can you do it? ”

"Our ancestors are still prefects!"

"Prefect, then you hurry up and burn the pillar high incense, and ask him to come up to protect you, if you can't do it, you will be hard-mouthed. With that, he went back to the house.

"Hey, you don't care about me?"

"What's the matter with you?"

Lu Qinghou was also beating the drum in his heart at the moment, in case he remembered that stuffy stick.....

"What if I slap my mouth?"

"Then you just shout loudly, I'll get up right away......" Xiucai was rejoicing, so he heard Xiao Guo continue: "Call Xiao Liu to come and save you." ”

Seeing Xiao Guo leaving, Lu Qinghou was furious: "I'll kill it with one palm!"

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Seeing Xiucai's face indignant, Li Dazui asked casually, "What's wrong?"

Lu Qinghou walked up to Big Mouth and suddenly said, "You slap me to death with one palm." ”

Li Dazui was also stunned when he heard it: "What are you doing with me, me, and I shoot you to death?"

Lu Qinghou took the initiative to confess his sins: "You beat me with a stick, and I give you a slap back, this is very fair, come and shoot me to death, hit here." ”

"Don't, don't, what the hell do you want to do?"

Lu Qinghou was like a deep resentful woman, and his eyes were full of grievances: "I don't want to live anymore." ”

"What's the matter, you told my brother who bullied you. ”

"What else is there to say, what is so good about him, why does she always think about him, if he also thinks about her, then she can always think about him, but he doesn't think about her, why does she think about him......"

Li Dazui's brain was not easy to use, and then he called Xiucai like this, and it was even more like a paste, "No, no, wait, which one is he thinking about her?"

"He, he is him, she is ..... Hey, forget it, I can't tell you clearly. ”

"Then just say what you want me to do for you. ”

Xiucai waved his hand and beckoned his big mouth, "Slap me to death with one palm....."

"What about other than that?"

"Slap him to death with one palm!"

"Which one, who?"

"Yan Xiaoliu!"

When Li Dazui heard this, he was a little stunned: "Huh, why did he recruit you?"

Lu Xiucai has been in the same room with Dazui for so long, and his personality is clear, and he doesn't want to help when he hears his voice, Xiucai immediately resorts to agitation: "If you don't dare, forget it." ”

"Hey, who said I wouldn't dare? I can help you do things, but you have to give me a clear understanding first, what do you say I am practicing martial arts for?"

Lu Qinghou thought for a while and replied, "To help me." ”

"Oh, now that I've found my goal, I'm worthy of a reader, don't worry, I've got this on my shoulders. ”

Lu Xiucai suddenly regretted a little at this time: "You really went?"

"Don't you really go? Don't worry, I'll go early tomorrow, and if you die, yours will be killed, and if you can't be killed, I'll be killed." ”

"He's from the yamen. ”

"Then I'm still the nephew of the Yamen, low-key and low-key, don't go outside to say it, if I don't beat him tomorrow and bleed, my kung fu will be in vain." ”

As soon as he heard the big mouth say more and more terrifying, Xiucai really retreated: "I didn't mean that......"

"Okay, I'll tell you to stop talking nonsense, hurry up and go shopping. ”

"What's that?"

"What kind of coffin, shroud, paper money, ingots, candles, etc., you can look at it. ”

Lu Qinghou: "Big mouth~~"

Li Dazui waved his hand impatiently: "Okay, okay, let me tell you, I'm a good person, I promise my friends, I will never regret it!"

"Oh my God!" Xiucai is about to collapse!

"Click, the eyeballs come out, click, the neck is broken, ga, one kick straight to the door......"

The big mouth slashed and scratched, but it hit the cabinet and immediately covered his head and screamed.

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At the dinner table the next day, everyone watched Big Mouth eat alone, and their faces were solemn.

"Cleaned up. After eating, he pushed the dishes and chopsticks with his big mouth and walked directly to the door to make preparations.

Xiucai observed the situation for a while, and whispered to a few people when Big Mouth was not paying attention: "Big mouth, he's going to make a move." ”

Guo Furong was shocked: "What kind of move? Who is he going to do against?"

At this time, Big Mouth suddenly returned to the house: "What are you talking about?"

Guo Furong pointed to the food, "Eat, eat, don't be polite, just eat." ”

"What are you eating, there is no one left. Lao Bai complained.

Lu Qinghou immediately picked up his rice bowl, "I still have it here." ”

Bai Zhantang thought it was for him, and immediately thanked him.

However, it turned out that he was completely self-inflicted, and as soon as the word thank you came out, Lu Qinghou gave the dishes in the bowl to Xiao Guo, "Xiao Guo, you eat slowly." ”

Bai Zhantang suffered both physical and mental damage, and chatted about the chopsticks angrily, "I haven't eaten enough!" After speaking, he went directly into the backyard.

On the other side, Guo Furong looked at the dishes in the bowl, and frowned: "How can you eat this? ”

Li Dazui immediately choked: "What kind of oil, I'm too oily meat, don't eat it if you don't want to eat it, who is playing the eldest lady's temper with." ”

Guo Furong didn't hold it for a while, dropped her chopsticks, and stood up: "Li Xiulian!"

Not to be outdone, Li Dazui slapped the table and stood up: "What do you call me?!"

Guo Furong suddenly coaxed, sat down and began to look for foreign aid: "Shopkeeper?"

Tong Xiangyu didn't speak.

Li Dazui saw that the shopkeeper was wilted, and couldn't help but be proud: "Just know that you are afraid, pay attention to what you say in the future, don't be old or small, I don't know the severity." ”

At this time, Tong Xiangyu really couldn't hold back: "You don't know the severity, how many days have it been, and you haven't cooked a decent meal, what do you want to do?!"

"What's going on, you'll know in a moment, let's see what's going on, ah. Isn't it, Xiucai?"

Lu Qinghou was a little weak-hearted: "Look at what, it's broad daylight." ”

Tong Xiangyu immediately asked: "Xiucai, what's going on, say it boldly, what are you afraid of, I don't believe he dares to treat you." ”

"Then I'll tell you. He ..... with a big mouth" At this time, he heard a loud cough, and Xiucai immediately changed his words: "He is a good person, in order to help his friends, he put his personal safety at risk, and risked his life, which can be called the treasure of the rivers and lakes, and the wonder of morality......"

"Okay, okay, don't drag those sour words, don't say it if you don't want to say it, if you cause any mess in the future, I'm not responsible for cleaning it up, this restaurant is closed!"

Xiangyu left angrily, Big Mouth and Xiao Guo looked at each other, Big Mouth glared, Xiao Guo immediately got up to clean up the table, and Xiucai hurriedly took advantage of Big Mouth's inattention and stuffed Xiao Guo with a note.

"What is this?" asked Xiao Guo.

Xiucai hurriedly made a silent gesture: "Shhhhhh

Li Dazui heard the movement and turned around and asked, "What are you doing?"

Lu Qinghou immediately began to talk nonsense: "It's been good lately, I'm also good, everyone is good." ”

Guo Furong was not stupid, and immediately reacted, "It's just good, I'll ask them if they're okay." After saying that, he ran directly into the backyard.