317.A Trip to the East (Fake Benefits of Being Caught by a Goblin)
Sun Wen, who was full of oil, followed Veneto to the beach in a daze, and in a daze, he helped Veneto hold up the sun umbrella, put away the chaise longue covered with a thin layer of sheets, and even subconsciously helped Veneto open a coconut and put it on the round table next to the other party like serving Friday.
It wasn't until Veneto, who was lying on the flat recliner and unbuckled his back with his backhand, turned his head and called out to Sun Wen, who was unusually attentive but confused, in a somewhat surprised tone, that Sun Wen, who looked at the smooth back, seemed to suddenly come back to his senses.
Lowering his head and glancing at the bottle of lotion that was placed on the table by Veneto before, Sun Wen was hesitating whether to stop his left hand, which had been reaching for the lotion unobediently, when someone suddenly slapped him vigorously on the shoulder.
Caught off guard, Sun Wen retracted his hand like a thief, and the whole person bounced up from the ground, and before he could soften, Saratoga's ugly evil laugh came from his ears.
"Hey, hey, brother-in-law, you're going to be arrested by the gendarmerie like this!" Saratoga, who was dressed in a white bikini, stood there with her hands behind her back, and she said and naughtily tugged at Sun Wen's ears, and continued, "Besides, brother-in-law, you shouldn't have to face Veneto even if you want to use your brains, right?
After Saratoga finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and pulled Sun Wen out of the shadow of the sun umbrella, and then turned around in place against the morning sun and sea breeze before he puffed up his chest and said playfully to his brother-in-law who was salivating in front of him, "What do you think of me?"
Although Sun Wen's eyes didn't want to leave Saratoga's body for almost a second, he was not to be outdone at all, and raised the bar to his sister-in-law, who never made people worry, say, "I don't think it's good at all!"
"Brother-in-law, you're not well-behaved at all, how come you have learned to lie?"
Saratoga's appearance as a girl next door made Sun Wen a little fascinated, although he knew that the sister-in-law with a bad personality must be acting again at the moment, but Sun Wen still willingly cooperated with the other party and laughed ugly, "Hehehe, if I say that my neck hurts, can you still eat me?"
Hearing Sun Wen's words, the smile on Saratoga's face became more pure and bright, but on the other side, Veneto, who had rebuttoned his back and sat up, was in a worse mood.
"Saratoga, did you do it on purpose? You actually appeared here at such a time?" Veneto said, pushing Sun Wen aside and standing in front of Saratoga and asking, "Are you all barbarians who don't know etiquette?"
Saratoga, who was called a "barbarian" by Veneto, raised his eyebrows but did not directly argue with Veneto, but took a few steps forward and leaned close to Veneto, raised his hand and looked around, and then turned his head to Sun Wen with a smile and said, "Brother-in-law, do you hear the sound of someone talking? There is no one here on the beach in the morning, right? Could it be that I am hallucinating?"
"Saratoga, I'm here!" Veneto, who was pushed back by Saratoga, who was not plump, took a step back with his chest, and suddenly became angry after hearing the other party's words, "Saratoga, are your eyes fake?!"
"Oh! it turned out to be Veneto. Hearing Veneto's words, Saratoga first patted her head exaggeratedly and made a sudden realization, then squatted down and looked directly at Veneto's tone as she learned from her sister to coax the child, and said softly, "I'm sorry, it's really my negligence." After saying that, she also reached out and touched the white hair on the top of Veneto's head at a lightning speed, and finally took advantage of Veneto's lack of reaction before she slipped away and hid behind Sun Wen, who had already felt bad and retreated to the side.
"Ah!! Saratoga!" Unsurprisingly, Veneto once again took out his 381mm main gun, and walked towards Sun Wen step by step like a Shura, exuding a terrifying aura like a substance.
On the other hand, Saratoga, who did not have a special ship uniform with a swimsuit, hid behind Sun Wen like a weak girl, and at the same time, he stuck his head out from behind Sun Wen and provoked Veneto with a grimace.
In a few steps, Veneto stood opposite Sun Wen, she looked up at the trembling man and the still fearless Saratoga behind the man, and without saying a word, she raised her main gun and said to Sun Wen: "Sir, I advise you to get out of the way! Today I must teach Saratoga that savage woman a lesson!"
Sun Wen, who was pointed in the face again by the 381mm main gun, after hearing Veneto's words, did not obediently give in as he did the previous time, but closed his eyes and opened his arms.
"Veneto won't open fire! Gaga dares to stand behind me, and Veneto will definitely not dare to shoot!" Sun Wen continued to comfort himself in his heart, but it was rare for him to say to the little one in front of him in a forced tone: "Bismarck is talking to me, and there is no infighting in the port area." Veneto, you'd better calm down. ”
"It's not infighting. I'm just teaching you a lesson about people who don't speak very well and only know how to make trouble all day long!" Veneto said, shook his head, and looked up at Sun Wen and praised, "I have to say that you have commendable courage, sir, but I advise you to stay away from here now! My artillery skills have always been bad, and if I break you through, I can only apply for self-dismantling." ”
"Then you just stop!" Sun Wen really didn't understand Veneto's logic, "Everyone has something to say, how about I let Gaga apologize to you?"
Seeing that Veneto seemed to be a little moved, Saratoga, who was hugging him tightly from behind Sun Wen and moved by the other party's behavior just now, didn't seem to want her brother-in-law who was rarely a hero for herself to stop, so she immediately choked Veneto loudly: "I don't want to apologize for that little thing!"
"Sir, did you hear that!" Veneto's cannon, which had not yet been put down, was raised again, "You don't even want your life for that kind of woman?"
"She's bad, but she's also my wife, and besides, you can't shoot!"
"Are you sure I won't fire?"
"Of course, because you are also my ship's wife!" Sun Wen shook his head as he spoke, and at the same time, the various thinking circuits in his head were running at full speed: "Cooking Western food is delicious, doing things very organized, I will take into account my feelings and not make trouble in front of the guests in the café, and I will care about a companion like Xianghe, what reason do you have to shoot!"
"You!" Veneto blushed a little and froze in place for a moment, then put down the main cannon and shook his head and turned around, "Sir, you are actually blackmailing me by saying this, do you know?" Veneto, who turned around, said Sun Wen's words just now, and the blush on his face became more vivid.
"That's not what I meant......"
"Don't talk, listen to me!" Interrupting Sun Wen a little rudely, Veneto continued, "But this time, for the sake of protecting your own ship, I will forgive you! In this case, I don't want me to hear it in person!" After saying that, Veneto didn't even take the sunscreen, and left the sun umbrella and walked in the direction of the villa.