316. A Trip to the East (I Decided to Tell a Lie)
was so noisy Saratoga and the fuss Sun Wen had such a fuss, no matter how superb Lexington's field control skills were, he still couldn't eat this meal well in the morning.
Sun Wen, who was caught between Saratoga's disdainful eyes and Lexington's slightly disgusted little movements, finally couldn't hold his face, put down his napkin and a table of love breakfast, stood up as if he had lost a battle, and said dejectedly, "I'm full." Then he left the scene as fast as he could.
As for whether he would go to the wedding of Fu Yutong, who was considered a friend, and who to choose to accompany him to the wedding, Sun Wen was very relieved to hand over to his virtuous and capable wife.
Along the dirt road outside the villa, Sun Wen shuttled aimlessly between the villas, and suddenly he stopped and looked back at the two-storey villa with white bricks and red tiles where he lived, and then touched his cheek again as if he had come back from what had just happened.
"Am I being a little white face out of inertia? There's no reason why a big man can't even hold down his wife and sister-in-law, right?" Sun Wen said and stared at the villa for a while, until he saw Saratoga's familiar golden figure appear on the balcony of the office on the second floor of the villa, and he hurriedly turned around like a thief and prepared to take the morning away.
It's just that with a muffled sound of "poof", Sun Wen, who turned around and didn't run a few steps, was bumped into his arms by a thin figure.
Sun Wen, who thought that he had hit a small Yangyan-class destroyer, hurriedly hugged the ship lady in his arms tightly, and at the same time lowered his head softly and asked: "Didn't I hurt you, did I?" I was careless, I will make you a sweet ...... next time Dot. When he saw the familiar white-haired and black-gauze hat in his arms, his tone immediately became hesitant, and even the hand he was holding before let go.
"Veneto, why did you come out so early?" Seeing that it was Veneto, Sun Wen's words immediately changed, not only did his tone sound a little more restrained, but he also never mentioned anything like making desserts that is easy to make people think of petting children.
However, Sun Wen's tone made Veneto frown, and she took a few steps back, first nodding to Sun Wen very elegantly and politely, and saying hello.
"I'm going to go to the beach in the morning and sunbathe for a while. She looked each other up and down as she spoke, and then raised her head like an elder and waved her hand to Sun Wen and said, "Although you need to pay attention to some seasons in front of a lady, in terms of the relationship between you and me, sir, you don't need to be too restrained. ”
When Veneto spoke, Sun Wen looked at Veneto's outfit and couldn't accept it, although the girl's swimsuit was no different from underwear, but after seeing the child-like Veneto wearing a swimsuit that wrapped key parts with a strip of cloth that was only three fingers thick at most, and the hem of the looming tulle decoration, Sun Wen still showed a shocked look, "What are you wearing this for?"
"You're in a beautiful swimsuit, isn't it? Sir, your taste is exactly the same as mine, I'm ......," Veneto, who was tilting his head and raising his right hand and pointing at his chest, had not finished his boastful words when his eyes were covered by a white cloth that split his head and face.
When Veneto stuck his head out of the white cloth, he saw Sun Wenzheng, who was wearing his upper body, kneeling in front of him, groping his right hand from the sleeve tube of the huge white pullover on his body.
"What the hell are you going to do, sir!" Veneto couldn't help but snort like a child, and then coughed lightly and changed his tone and continued coldly, "Exposing your body in front of a lady and your unreasonable behavior now, I think you'd better have a proper reason, or ......"
"Reason ......" It wasn't until he heard Veneto's change of tone and rebuke that Sun Wen remembered that what he was in front of was not a real Lori like a fantasy, but an out-and-out "fake Lori", although Veneto was as fake as the real one, but if he said anything inappropriate, the result would obviously be much worse than teasing any destroyer except Yukikaze.
"I actually don't want you to catch a cold, it's a little windy on the beach in the morning!" Sun Wen made up a reason randomly, and then raised his head to peek at Veneto, but what he didn't expect to see was the dense spiral-like rifling of the 381m ship's main gun.
"Sir, do you really treat me as a child?" Veneto looked at Sun Wen with some impatience, although she didn't really want to do anything to her chief, but she had always been treated as a child, but she felt that sometimes it was necessary to use 381 mm to warn the admiral in front of me who had no memory at all, "Please organize the language again, and then apologize to me!"
At that moment, the 381-mm Italian cannon was only a few centimeters away from Sun Wen's face, but the next moment, Veneto, who was holding the Italian cannon like an angry child, would forgive him without hesitation, because Sun Wen looked down at the petite and moody figure and did not choose an apology that would not necessarily be exchanged for forgiveness, but decided to tell a lie.
"If you really think of yourself as a child, you can shoot it!
"What do you mean?"
"Yes, I used to think of you as a child, but that's because I like to spend time with you this way......"
Hearing Sun Wen's unbelievable words, Veneto was a little upset and put the main cannon on Sun Wen's head: "So, you're going to use this kind of nonsense as your last words?"
"You can't shoot! As you always say, as a lady, it's impossible to shoot before listening to others!" Although he said this, Sun Wen still clenched his fists in fear and closed his eyes, he was sure that Veneto would not shoot at himself, but when it came to moving his fists or something, he really didn't know anything about it.
Veneto took a few deep breaths before retracting the main gun in his hand and giving up the intention of making a move, "Sir, what do you want to say?" Veneto said as he stretched out his sleeves and put on Sun Wen's pullover, which was like a dress to her.
"Once upon a time there was a ......"
"Let's get to the point!" Veneto, who was holding his hands on his chest, directly interrupted Sun Wen's stage of brewing feelings, glared at Sun Wen and urged, "If there is no good rhetoric, then think about how to find a good cemetery!"
Facing the immature but angry gaze of Veneto, who didn't seem to be joking at all, the crooked brains in Sun Wen's head, who was smiling, worked rapidly.
"Don't worry, first of all, you have to lead by example as a battleship, right? Look at those destroyers of your country......" he said, and he suddenly added "and battleships" and then waited for Veneto's face to calm down before continuing, "Look at Andrea Doria, and then look at those little destroyers......"
Sun Wen stopped when he said this, not because he couldn't make it up, but because he didn't have any impression of those I country ship girls. However, Veneto muttered after Sun Wen stopped, nodding his head in deep sympathy and muttering to take over the conversation.
"Okay, sir, you're right!" she said, looking at Sun Wen again, "but what's the difference between that and what I'm wearing?"
"I ...... You ......" Sun Wen was speechless and turned his head to avoid Veneto's once more sharp gaze, only to see Saratoga lying on the windowsill in the distance, looking at him, and even making an exaggerated gesture of laughing when he looked at him.
Sun Wen, who was ridiculed by his sister-in-law, suddenly perked up, and immediately turned around and said: "But you dress too much like this, and you will trick those children into learning from you!" he said that before Veneto could react, he immediately stretched out his hands very solemnly and put them on the other party's thin shoulders and continued, "I think a mature and charming soul does not need any external decoration to show her charm, just like Veneto, even if you wear an ordinary swimsuit or a pleated skirt and sun hat, you are still that charming lady." ”
After Sun Wen finished speaking, he couldn't believe the almost seamless lie he just said, but in the face of Veneto, he didn't dare to smile, but could only keep a straight face, try to hold back a smile, and make a serious appearance.
"It's another child's rhetoric!" Veneto whispered, then clapped his hands and turned around, just when Sun Wen thought things were going to be worse, he didn't expect Veneto's smiling voice to come over again, "But for the sake of your praise, sir, it's still beautiful, I'll forgive you this time!"
After Veneto finished speaking, she turned around again, and with a smile on her face, she stepped forward and hugged Sun Wen, and then stepped back and looked at the other party up and down, "Sir, your words are right, but it is very rude to say such things in front of a lady, you know?" That's the kind of rhetoric you should use!'
Looking at the speechless Sun Wen, Veneto nodded solemnly and said, "I will accept your words for the time being, and I will listen to you in my dress as a return gift." With that, she turned around and prepared to leave. It's just that Veneto didn't take a few steps forward before he stopped again, frowned, glanced back at Sun Wen, and continued, "A lady is about to leave, aren't you ready to see him off, sir?"
"Sending off?oh!oh!" Sun Wen hurriedly walked up and carefully supported Veneto like a father-in-law, although he still held back a smile, his head was still full of complaints about Veneto's behavior like a child pretending to be an adult, but he asked respectfully with a smile on his face, "Where are we going?"
"Now that you're out, you can't miss it for sunbathing!" Veneto said and looked up at Sun Wen who was bowing his back, "Sir, you are not my slave but my male companion, please keep your back straight, otherwise how can I ask you to help me apply sunscreen when I get to the beach!"
"Paint, apply sunscreen!"