"It's too late, it's too fast, a big man with a leopard's head and ringed eyes came to meet him, and shouted, white jade soup!" Lao Bai said that at the critical moment, he was shocked and stopped abruptly: "I know what will happen next, please listen to the next decomposition!"

"Don't go back to it, keep talking, keep talking......"

"Yes, I'm hearing it. ”

"Go on, go on..."

Bai Zhantang was really tired, so he had to apologize to the guest: "I'm sorry, I'm closing the stall today, you have to listen to it, please be early tomorrow." ”

The crowd gradually dispersed, and only a mess remained in the house.

Xiaobei gave Xiaodong the money he collected today, "Hurry up and calculate, how much we earned today." ”

Qiu Xiaodong took his hand and said confidently: "Don't count, these copper plates are exchanged for silver, at least eight yuan." ”

Bai Zhantang kept staring at the copper coin in Xiaodong's hand, "Is it really fake?"

"Storytelling, I can't do it, settle accounts, you can't. ”

Lao Bai smirked, and then stretched out his hand directly.

Qiu Xiaodong hurriedly dodged, "What are you doing?"

Bai Zhantang twisted it, and then reminded: "Didn't you say okay, I will share the money I earned?"

"Don't worry, this shopkeeper does what he says, you take this money first......" As he spoke, Xiaobei directly took out three copper plates and threw them in front of him.

"Sanwen?, you call Hanako?!"

"It's too little, isn't it? It's okay, add some more to him, and pick a new one. When Xiaodong heard the order, he took out two copper plates and handed them to Xiaobei. Xiaobei took two copper plates and knocked on each other, "Listen, pure copper, no lead." ”

"What can you do with this money?" Although Lao Bai complained, he still took it quickly.

Lao Bai took the money and was about to leave, Xiaobei hurriedly stopped him: "Hey, don't spend this money indiscriminately, buy a few fat seas, moisten your throat, and you have to talk about at least seventy or eighty tomorrow." ”

When Bai Zhantang heard this, he almost turned his back on it: "Seventy or eighty games?!, are you still letting people live?!"

"If you don't say yes, will you? I'll tell you about it, anyway, I know all the you have. Xiaobei smiled at Lao Bai: "Hey, brother, if I want to say something and leak my mouth, don't blame me." ”

Lao Bai was completely planted, barely smiled, and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth: "I said, I said...... Oh, what kind of sin did I make......"

Lao Bai went to the backyard with a bitter face, and the two children high-fived each other, and then ran out happily.

After about half an hour, Xiao Guo came in. "Oh my God, oh my God...... It's such a mess, how can you clean it up?" and then glared at Chu Nan, who was still eating melon seeds there, "You still eat, hurry up and help!"

It just so happened that Lu Xiucai also came over, and he naturally wouldn't let go of this opportunity to perform: "Sister Fu, I'll help you clean it up!"

When Chu Nan heard this, this dare was good, and when he was about to leave, he suddenly found that Xiucai seemed to have gained weight. If you look closely, this kid is actually wearing three sets of clothes.

Chu Nan went up and pulled his clothes, and then touched him all over him, "I said, which one of you are here?"

"Xiucai, why are you dressed like this?" Xiao Guo also asked.

Xiucai was directly afraid of Chu Nan's two hands, and then walked directly to Xiao Guo to show off: "For you, I deliberately wore three layers, one inside and one outside, and sandwiched the dress you made for me in the middle, so that I wouldn't wear dirty, and I could feel your heart all the time, isn't it genius?"

"What are you talking about?Xiao Guo made you clothes?" Chu Nan was extremely surprised, "Come, let me observe Xiao Guo's masterpiece." ”

Who knew that Xiao Guo directly pushed Chu Nan aside, "What's the matter with you, go and go, go and go." Then he turned around and pushed Xiucai away: "You also go aside, don't stand in my way." ”

Looking at Xiao Guo, who was busy with his head down, Chu Nan poked Xiucai with his elbow and asked quietly, "What's the matter?"

Xiucai scratched his head, and he didn't know why.

So the two men were even more depressed.

At this moment, Chu Nan and the others suddenly smelled a thick smoke.

"Oh no, it's the kitchen!"

Chu Nan ran away, followed by Xiucai and Xiao Guo.

But as soon as the three of them arrived at the kitchen door, Lao Bai rushed out of the kitchen, and suddenly thick smoke overflowed.

"Ahaha...... That's it. ”

Hearing that Lao Bai's voice suddenly became hoarse, several people asked, "Why did your voice become like this?"

"It's okay, let the smoked one, willing to cut his whole body, dare to pull the emperor off the horse. ”

"Which emperor?" asked Xiucai.

"Mo Xiaobei!" Lao Bai sneered, full of the pleasure of revenge: "Fight with me, she is still tender!

Just as he was talking, the shopkeeper led Xiaobei and rushed over: "What's going on, what's going on?"

"My voice is down, and Ming'er can't speak. ”

Tong Xiangyu immediately pretended to be concerned, "Yo, what can I do? I heard that Shopkeeper Mo only earned eight dollars of silver!"

"Hmph, I don't need to worry about you, I'll do it myself. After saying that, he turned around and left.

How could Tong Xiangyu rest assured, looking at Xiaobei's back and shouting, "It's so late, where are you going?"

Mo Xiaobei turned around, "Where is the shopkeeper, do I still need to report to you?"

Tong Xiangyu choked on the spot, and Xiao Beiyang walked away.

Seeing Xiaobei go out the back door, the shopkeeper glared at Lao Bai: "What are you still doing in a daze? ”

"I can't go, my throat is down!"

This reason for being lazy is too powerful.

"Shopkeeper, Lao Bai said that I was tired enough to read for a day, so I'd better go. With that, Chu Nan also walked out of the room.

"What's the situation to report in time....."

。。。。。。。。

In the middle of the night, everyone had fallen asleep, and then they heard a gong in the lobby: "Meeting, meeting, meeting!"

Ten minutes later, half-asleep and half-awake, everyone gathered in the lobby.

Seeing that everyone had arrived, Qiu Xiaodong, as Xiaobei's secretary, follower and spokesperson, immediately took a fan: "Quiet, quiet, please ask the shopkeeper Mo to speak, applaud warmly!"

Mo Xiaobei pressed his hands weakly, as if he wanted to suppress the non-existent applause.

"Alright, alright, I'm sorry to wake everyone up so late. ”

"It's okay, I forgive you on behalf of everyone. After Chu Nan finished speaking, he turned around and wanted to leave.

"Hey, hey, I haven't finished speaking, tomorrow is my second day in office, and it is also the penultimate day, the most critical moment, some people have dropped the chain, he thinks, this can stump me, I send him two words - dream!

"The future is bright, the road is tortuous......"

Hearing her and Qiu Xiaodong sing and harmonize, Chu Nan knew that they must have prepared some moths, so he barely cheered up, "What do you mean, let's be straightforward, Ming'er has to get up early." ”

"That's what I'm going to say, get up early tomorrow, everyone has to put out a show, otherwise they will be expelled directly. ”

, fired? Now everyone is sober.

"We're not a drama troupe, what kind of show are we producing?" This threat is the least threatening to the shopkeeper, so she was the first to jump out and object.

"I don't care, as long as it's what you're good at and others can't, it's okay. ”

When Li Dazui heard this, he was anxious, "I'm good at cooking, can't I serve a pot of stir-fry to others, right?"

"Just fry it, it's not ornamental, you can go back and practice knife skills, and Ming'er will perform chopping vegetables!" Then he looked at Xiucai again, "You...... Just memorize two poems and make them count. ”

"What about me?" Chu Nan asked directly.

"You can report the curtain with my sister-in-law, remember, it's best to report in the official language, otherwise it's too earthy, and it seems that we are a grass platform. ”

When Chu Nan heard this, he couldn't smile bitterly: "I just use foreign language newspapers, and it's still a grass platform team." ”

Mo Xiaobei didn't show any worries, but stared at Xiao Guo confidently, "Don't worry, as long as there is Sister Xiao Guo, no matter how bad the team is, it can sell well at the box office." ”

Guo Furong was startled, and took two steps back in fright, "What's the matter with me?"

"I'm going to let you perform with Big Brother Bai...... The storm broke the boulder. ”

Guo Furong refused without thinking about it: "I am a miscellaneous servant, and I am not an artist! Besides, I swore at the beginning that I could not use force casually in the future." ”

"Hey, by the way, where is Xiucai's clothes sold?"

When Guo Furong heard this, she immediately changed her words: "Ahem...... Isn't it just a piece of cake!"

Clothes, clothes, it looks like there's something going on here.

。。。。。。。。

The next day, the guests were still in an endless stream, sitting down one after another, and Xiaobei was busy greeting.

"Here, please, the greeting is not good, you always take care of it....."

"Boss Xie, you're here again, please take a seat...."

"Yo, Mi Daxia, are you here again, please ...... here"

When the others were almost here, Chu Nan finally got the lines full of shame.

"The autumn breeze is cool, a hundred flowers are vibrant, in such a day when our people are really happy, I am happy with you, so I am happy, and I officially announce that the performance has begun!"

"The first program, poetry recitation, performer, Lu Xiucai, applauded warmly!"

"Good~Good~"

In the warm applause and applause of everyone, Lu Xiucai flinched and came on the stage:

"Wow...... The difficulty of the Shu Road is difficult to go to the blue sky......"

"The show is rotten, rotten than rotten eggs!"

Under the leadership of Xiaomi, everyone shouted one after another: "Go down, go down..."

Xiucai died before he got out of the school, and he hit the street heroically!

Chu Nan saw it and hurried to the rescue, "Ahem...... The second show, Whirlwind Kitchen Knife, performer, Li Dazui...... Enthusiastic applause. ”

Immediately afterwards, Big Mouth came to the stage, played a few times with a kitchen knife, concentrated, and was about to cut vegetables, when Millet suddenly screamed, Big Mouth shook his hand and cut his fingers.

The big mouth glanced at it, and exclaimed: "Blood, uh......" and then pretended to be stunned, and was carried out of the field by everyone.

And the audience below all scolded the mother:

"That's it? What kind of nonsense is this?"

"Return the money, return the money ......"

Seeing that the situation was about to get out of control, Xiaobei directly pushed Chu Nan away and personally went on the stage to comfort the audience: "Don't worry, everyone, the wonderful is coming, the third show, the storm will break the boulder!"

At this time, Lao Bai and Xiao Guo came to the stage with a nail board and a big stone, and Xiaomi leaned over, "I have to take a good look at this, if you dare to make a gypsum board to fool us, you have to return us double the money!"

After some knocking and knocking, Xiaomi began to deliberately find fault: "Why is the nail so blunt? Is this a real stone? Why doesn't it look like it?"

Guo Furong sneered: "Why don't you try it? If you can smash it, I will ask you ten times the tea money." ”

The audience below also began to coax: "Shoot one, shoot one ......"

Seeing that it was difficult to be gracious, maybe he could make money again, Xiaomi directly rolled up his sleeves: "Okay, since I've said this, let me show you the power of the beggar gang to descend the dragon and eighteen palms." ”

Lao Bai Zhan trembled and lay on the nail board, pressed the stone slab, and Xiao Mi Zama luckily, and shouted:

"Kang Long has regrets...... Kang Long repents again...... Kang Long regretted again...... Kang Long's chain legs!" Seeing that the slate was not broken, Xiaomi jumped directly onto the slate in a hurry and stepped on it all the time.

Lao Bai almost rolled his eyes under a series of heavy blows, couldn't bear it anymore, and directly lifted the stone slab and sat up: "What are you doing? Are you descending the dragon with eighteen palms, or with the eighteen legs of the dragon?"

But no one answered, everyone looked at him with strange eyes, and the scene fell silent. Lao Bai followed everyone's gaze, looked back, and found that the nail board was embedded in his back.

"Wow~~"

Lao Bai's terrible screams pierced half of Seven Heroes Town.

As soon as the guests saw the accident, in order to avoid joint and several liability, one ran faster than the other, especially Xiaomi, who shouted while running:

"It's none of my business, it's all the shopkeeper Tong who came to me. ”

Rub, the truth is revealed.