Chapter 142: Your Name
"Am I right, Dulu?" Sun Yumeng once again resumed her purring voice. Brother Bonfire www.biquge.info Pen Fun Pavilion blinked, and said uncertainly, "Yes...... bar. ”
"There's nothing wrong with it, right?"
"No...... There is no ......"
"Very well, then it's time for you to pronounce my name! Be careful, if you mispronounce it, you'd better run for your life, because then you'll be a sworn enemy of the Russian Lara! ”
Originally, Sun Yumeng's voice had gradually turned cold, but the word of the last mortal enemy was deliberately said by Sun Yumeng in a vicious voice, and the bonfire brother who listened to the sharp but very delicate voice suddenly felt numb.
"Okay...... You say! ”
Swallowing his saliva, the bonfire brother pricked up his ears and listened. Seeing that he had entered the state, Sun Yumeng in front of the camera quickly became serious and cleared his throat.
"My name is Vladimir Ivanovich Dostoevsky Makarov...... Duke! ”
Pure Russian!
Sun Yumeng's long list of words is in pure Russian! The mixture of the big tongue from Russia and the curly flick of the tongue makes the string of names seem like a book from heaven.
The bonfire brother was stupid, and the audience was stupid, but it was only for a moment. In the next second, the barrage in the live broadcast room was like a large-yield nuclear bomb, and it exploded in an instant.
"Hahaha laughs so much that I can't take care of myself."
"Hahahaha and laugh out of chocolate abs"
"Laughing cramps, I'm so cute! I choose a dog leash! ”
"I let out a barbell-like laugh"
"Laughed like a fool!"
It's not just the countless viewers who are laughing forward and leaning back, at this time in the game, the moment Brother Bonfire reacts, he immediately laughed, and it's okay not to laugh, after laughing, the terrifying laughter like an abyss ghost made Sun Yumeng take a step back in fright.
"Do you think my name is funny, Dulu!?"
"Quack Quack Hiccup ......"
Brother Bonfire didn't seem to hear Sun Yumeng's words, as if he was about to suffocate himself from laughing, and his voice became a male duck's call, and the continuous rattling sound connected with the sound of hiccups made the audience in the live broadcast room laugh even more fiercely.
"You have to be serious!" Sun Yumeng raised her little face and shouted: "Listen, don't laugh anymore!" ”
"Let me ...... slowly Belch...... I'm ...... that name of yours Belch...... I don't know what to say...... Hiccup"
Sun Yumeng, who was laughing and hiccuping while laughing, almost couldn't help laughing, but fortunately, her concentration was still strong, and she suppressed the monstrous smile in her heart, Sun Yumeng pretended to be serious and repeated again: "You pronounce my name now!" ”
"Hiccup, hiccup...... I just read it, hiccup! ”
Brother Campfire breathed several times before he stopped laughing, and he gasped a few times and said, "Well, can you say your name once?" ”
Vladimir Ivanovich Dostoevsky Makarov...... Duke! ”
Brother Bonfire, who only understood the first sentence, could repeat the name of this chirp, and could only say nonsense: "The rice grains I pulled, quack, croak, hair."
"No, no, no, you're not right at all, I'll slow down once, Vladimir Ivanovich Dostoevsky Makarov!"
Sun Yumeng did read very slowly, but it was impossible for any foreigner to speak this Russian, and this time the bonfire, who only understood the last sentence, could only whisper: "...... Old man Marco. ”
At this moment, Sun Yumeng was silent, and Brother Bonfire was also silent.
"You know what, you're not right at all."
Feeling the coldness in Sun Yumeng's tone, Brother Bonfire said aggrievedly: "But I read it, I ...... it."
"No, don't say any more, you don't have a chance anymore. Leave the good stuff behind, and then you're good to go. ”
Seeing the menacing man in the game approaching him with his fist, Brother Bonfire suddenly became a little intimidated, originally he thought that this was a prank of a boring little girl, but seeing the current situation, he really planned to do something with him. Even if the other party is a child...... But the problem is the Russians, the deterrent power of the Russians as a fighting race makes him terrible in the game, and as a last resort, he looked around his inventory and could only admit: "Okay, okay, don't be angry, I'll give you my pants, okay?" ”
"I don't want your pants! Give me food and water! If you don't give it to me, I'll kill you! Because you're not a friend of the Russian Lala, Dulu! ”
"Okok, take it, this is my last thing."
Because of the darkness, the light in the game was very unclear, but Sun Yumeng could still see the bonfire brother throwing something on the ground. She took a closer look and said angrily, "What is this?" You just gave me a piece of torn paper."
"This is my ID card......"
Without waiting for the other party to explain, Sun Yumeng said in a tone like looking at a fool: "Are you an idiot?" Holding a piece of torn paper as an ID card? Hurry up and get food and water! I'm thirsty! ”
"Canada-Russia relations ruined at Station B"
"I feel so sorry for the Canadian brother, but I'm so cute when I'm so young"
"It's clear that the anchor forcibly said that it was an identity card, and now he doesn't recognize it, hahahaha"
"The other side is completely crazy, my little black belly is simply terrible"
"Worse than Indian female hooligans, poofhahaha"
Brother Bonfire raised his hands with a confused face, he has nothing now, the only clothes are given to Sun Yumeng, there is only one pants left on his naked body, where did he get any food and water
"But I really don't have any!"
“……”
Hearing this, Sun Yumeng was silent again, and Brother Bonfire didn't dare to speak, so he could only raise his hands and look at the elite man controlled by Sun Yumeng tremblingly. Hopefully the kid was just joking with himself.
After a long time, she finally spoke.
"Then run for your life, you fake Lala!"
Saying this slogan like a declaration of war, Sun Yumeng's fist suddenly swung down, only to hear a bang, and the blood of the bonfire brother fell directly a small piece.
The little rascals of Russia actually got their hands dirty! Brother Bonfire didn't care about 3721, turned around and ran. It's just that Sun Yumeng was willing to let her go so easily, she waved her fists while chasing after Brother Bonfire.
"Fight for Russia! ypa! ”
The chase between the two extends from the dark forest to the vast highway, although Sun Yumeng has the advantage of blood volume, but the bonfire brother is instigated, but it is not purely vegetarian, every time Sun Yumeng catches up, the two will fight and then continue to run, this picture is too beautiful, which makes the audience in the live broadcast room laugh.