A little girl?

Looking at the sturdy man with his naked body running towards him, Brother Bonfire had a strange expression. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Uh...... Sorry, I speak English and I don't speak Russian. ”

"Oh yes, I thought you were Russian. Running to the bonfire, Sun Yumeng first looked left and right, and after making sure that there were no supplies around, he said to the bonfire brother: "Since you are not Russian, where are you from?"

Sun Yumeng's English accent is very strange, but the purring tail sound with the soft voice sounds very comfortable, and in addition, Sun Yumeng deliberately spoke in a relatively wooden tone in order to play a strong Russian man, so this bonfire brother listened, and he was sure that this was definitely a little girl who had just played a game, and most of the vigilance in his heart was suddenly lowered.

"I'm Canadian"

"Oh, Canadian mouts?" Sun Yumeng deliberately made a slightly surprised tone: "Where is Canada?"

"Ontario City, Canada. ”

While speaking, the bonfire brother approached Sun Yumeng curiously, but seeing his action, Sun Yumeng suddenly said as if guarding against some big enemy: "Hey, don't get any closer to Dulu!"

Brother Bonfire was stunned by Sun Yumeng's shouting, and suddenly stopped.

"Sorry please don't be nervous, I have no ill will,"

"It's a dangerous thing to approach a Russian at random without knowing each other," Sun Yumeng deliberately snorted in a warning tone: "But you're lucky, because I'm also in Ontario, Toronto, Ontario." ”

"God TM Toronto Little Lori"

"Poof, I feel like the bonfire guy is cute by my little voice"

"Ontario Study Dog Passing By"

"The accent of my little warning just now is too cute, I can't hold it anymore!"

"Open Kneeling Series"

Brother Bonfire seemed to be surprised that Sun Yumeng was also in Ontario, and he was stunned and said, "I'm also a Torontonian. ”

"Huh?"

Sun Yumeng's small eyebrows furrowed, making a dangerous appearance, she controlled the figure and took two steps back: "You...... Are you trying to pick up me?

Feeling that the other party's tone was mixed with a defensive tone as if guarding against perversion, the bonfire brother couldn't cry or laugh.

"Your voice is indeed very cute, but I'm not going to talk to a child...... I am indeed a Torontonian, trust me. ”

"Oh. ”

Sun Yumeng was stunned, and she couldn't tell if she was completely dissatisfied with this explanation, but continued: "I'm a professor at York University, a professor of Lala linguistics, hey, do you know what Lala is? It's a new language."

"Little Professor Lori, hahahaha, I'm laughing out of embarrassment"

"What the hell is Lara? Laugh out your abs"

"Huaxia's first sword!

"This is my little Indian ...... in the same Russian language"

"A serious nonsense 2333"

This self-introduction from Sun Yumeng's mouth directly confused the bonfire brother who wanted to tease the child, this girl's voice is too soft, it is not the kind of soft that adults can make, it is obvious that the other party's age is not very big, how did such a young girl become a professor? And why hasn't he heard this Lala language?

"Uh, sorry, I haven't heard of Lala. The bonfire boy smiled awkwardly: "But if you speak Lara, maybe I can understand a little bit......"

"Only a true cheerman can understand what I'm saying. Speaking of this, Sun Yumeng's tone that was still dull and cute before suddenly changed, and he began to be a little unkind: "You are not a real Lala, I don't want to talk to you, so I want you to leave me!"

It's a person who can clearly perceive the unkindness in her words, but the soft and glutinous voice can't make people serious at all, and it feels like this girl is just playing with herself The bonfire brother didn't take it seriously at all, just cooperated with her and smiled: "Hey, don't be angry, how can I not be a cheerleader?"

"I don't believe in Dulu. ”

"You should believe me, I'm from Vinia Street in Toronto, which is only a five-minute drive from the city......"

Before the bonfire brother finished speaking, Sun Yumeng resolutely interrupted him: "I just don't believe you! Don't mess with us Russian Lala! Get out of this bonfire, this is now our Russian territory!"

"Huh?"

Now the bonfire brother was dumbfounded, this bonfire was only burned after he picked up the materials for a long time, although he didn't mind sharing the bonfire with such a cute little sweetheart, but he didn't agree with him and drove himself away.

Brother Bonfire was unwilling, but he felt that this little guy was still joking with himself, so he could only helplessly say: "Don't worry about me, I really have no malice." ”

"Then how can you prove yourself to grunt?"

Hearing that little Lori was relieved, Brother Bonfire was overjoyed, he thought he was on the girl's airwaves, so after seeing this girl controlling a shirtless strong man, he tentatively said, "Why don't I give you the coat?"

"Yes, it would also prove that you're a Lala Dur. ”

Brother Bonfire is happy in his heart, does the coat have anything to do with the Lala people?

Although he didn't understand the little girl's way of thinking, Brother Bonfire still dutifully stepped forward and tried to hand over his coat to Sun Yumeng, but before he could take two steps, Sun Yumeng suddenly exploded.

"Don't move, stay away from me, don't come near me until you're sure you're Lala!

Trembling by the girl's shrill voice, the bonfire brother hurriedly jumped back, and at the same time manipulated the character to raise his hands to show that he had no malicious intent.

"Okay, okay, don't be nervous, I've already thrown my clothes on the ground. ”

Sun Yumeng used her eyes to release a danger signal that the other party could not see at all, and when she saw that Brother Bonfire had retreated, she walked to the coat that was thrown on the ground.

"Well, why can't I pick it up?"

Seeing that the little guy had been wandering around beside the clothes for a long time and still couldn't pick up the clothes, the bonfire brother sighed helplessly and reminded, "You can press E." ”

"Press E to race the boat"

"Press 5 to advise"

"Poof, the voice just now is so cute, I want to hear it again"

"The whole process is high and cute hahahaha"

Sun Yumeng doesn't often play H1Z1, so he operated for most of the day and finally put the coat on his body. She adjusted her perspective to the third person and took in her character. This is a hooded sweatshirt that covers the character's sturdy upper body, and even the hat is squarely buttoned on top of the character's head. If you don't look closely, this dress is quite casual, but if you look closely, this shape is clearly as ridiculous as a big king who gets into the shell.

Sun Yumeng couldn't help but be furious.

"What kind of clothes did you give me! I look like a retarded person in it!"

"No, no, no, how can this be!" Brother Bonfire hurriedly raised his hands in defense, "This dress is very cool, very nice, you look like a gang member in it." ”

"Your grandma's grunt!"

Sun Yumeng interrupted the bonfire brother's praise with a feigned anger, and she raised her fist and threatened: "Listen, you have completely me off now! Let's end this dispute with Russian traditions." ”

Brother Bonfire raised his hands and looked at Sun Yumeng stupidly, not knowing what kind of medicine this little guy bought in his gourd.

"In our Russia, only true friends can pronounce each other's names. So you tell me your name, I pronounce it correctly, and if you don't pronounce it right, then you are my enemy, and you'd better get out of this campfire as soon as possible!"

Russian traditions are all so domineering?

The corners of Brother Bonfire's mouth twitched, but he finally said, "Uh...... All right. ”

"Very good, then now take out your ID card, I want to see your name. ”

"How could I use that kind of thing?"

"No, you must have, hand it over quickly, otherwise you won't be my real friend Dulu!"

The danger in the little girl's tone was so obvious that it couldn't be more obvious, and the soft voice began to turn into a Russian threat, and the bonfire brother swallowed his saliva and quickly opened his inventory, but his inventory was already empty at this time, and he had no choice but to throw a piece of torn paper in his pants on the ground.

"That's all I have. ”

Sun Yumeng pretended to snort coldly, stepped forward and picked up the broken piece of paper and checked the name of the piece of paper.

"So your name is ...... Hand drawn maps, huh?"

Brother Bonfire almost laughed out loud, but listening to the coldness in the little girl's tone, he still had to put the laugh back into his stomach and said, "Ah...... Probably. ”

"Okay, then I'll read it now, your name is-"

Speaking of this, a hint of cunning flashed in Sun Yumeng's eyes, she called out the system in her mind, directly used the native language card to convert the language, and then spoke slowly.

"Hand drawn maps. ”

This is Sun Yumeng's voice in standard British English, as soon as this 'name' came out, it suddenly formed a stark contrast with Sun Yumeng's previous Russian accent that was as cute as spitting bubbles, and the hundreds of thousands of viewers in the entire live broadcast room were instinctively stunned at first when they heard this, followed by laughter.

Brother Campfire was obviously a little stunned by the change of the little girl's accent, no matter what English the other party spoke before, it would always be accompanied by the iconic Russian big tongue, but this sentence was spoken vividly, almost more standard than the person on the radio recording.