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Chapter 687: The Legend Is Around

The matter of mating the wild boar and the domestic pig Lalang really stumped the fat man, and he turned over the materials given by the glasses professor several times, and the methods described in it were tested one by one.

There is a urine wiping method, which brushes the urine of domestic sows onto wild boars. This method may sound like it works, does opposites attract? However, it still did not stand the test of practice, and the big fangs of the wild boar were poked correctly.

There are also some bizarre methods, all of which have failed, and the glorious title of fat breeding expert is in jeopardy. At this time, Zhang Laohan walked around with a cane, and he knocked on the door of the pigsty with his cane: "Are these sows in circles?"

The sow is in estrus. The fat man patted his head vigorously when he heard this: "Stupid, of course it's not attractive if you don't have estrus, hurry up and find an old sow who is in a circle to try." ”

Uncle Cao Guo searched around, and finally found a suitable one, and threw a big wild boar into it in fear. I saw this stunned blue nose snort twice, and then rushed straight over.

"Bad-" Uncle Cao Guo exclaimed, slapping his thigh vigorously, seeing that the beginning scene was about to be repeated again.

Unexpectedly, the big boar did not use its fangs this time, but raised two forward kicks and stepped towards the sow. The fat man outside and Uncle Cao Guo cheered, and the fat man grinned: "This guy is really straight, he just wants the overlord to bow hard!"

There was a commotion in the pigsty for a while, the sow ran, and the big wild boar chased after him, and the fat man knew that whether it was speed or endurance, the big wild boar didn't know how much to win, and the result was predictable, so he asked Uncle Cao Guo to stare here, and the fat man led Qiqi home.

In the evening, in order to entertain the bearded regimental commanders, a harvest dish was specially arranged, and a large table was full of cooked agricultural products, watery Chinese cabbage, crispy raw radish skin, carrots that had been beaten by small ginseng, and potatoes that bloomed with laughter, with steamed egg stew and small fish sauce, and ate them with an open belly. Eating a bearded group with a beard and a beard with white potato dregs: "Qiqi, give me another big rice bag-"

"Don't worry, we still have iron pot flatbread and steamed dumplings with noodles. The fat man brought up the staple food, Huang Chengcheng is a big cake, which is mixed with millet noodles and bean noodles, and it is eaten with golden noodles on one side;

"It's late, and we don't have a place to stuff our bellies. Although the bearded head said this, he still ate half a plate of steamed dumplings, and then patted his belly and went off the table.

"You can't eat chicken, duck and fish without it. While drinking tea, the bearded head sighed.

"No, it's not a fish. "The fat man picked up the small fish with sauce, which was only half an inch long, and this is also a fish.

Early the next morning, the fat man set off with a team of five people, and Qiqi was supposed to go, but considering that the little girl was going to school, he didn't take her.

Anyway, I don't plan to get close to brown bears this time, just to learn about their number, mainly to see the situation of black bears, fat people are not very enthusiastic about brown bears, and they can't meet just right, these guys are much bigger than black bears, and they have a big temper and enough strength, even if they are Siberian tigers, they don't dare to provoke them easily.

The four members of the expedition team are all in good health, and they often deal with bears, and those who are not in good health are really not good. The bearded regiment commander wanted to bring a tent, but he was stopped by the fat man, and there was a transit station in the mountains, so he followed that route.

Several people were lightly armed, the bearded regimental leader also carried a tranquilizer gun, and the fat man was armed with a red tassel gun, and was jokingly called a member of the children's league by those people.

The speed of the journey was very fast, and they reached the first foothold before dark, and encountered three black bears along the way, which made the expedition team very excited and recorded a lot of precious footage. Of course, thanks to the help of the fat man, he is the best at getting close to the black bear, and he can hook his shoulders and back if he gives some food, which also makes the bearded head surprised, and asks the reason for it.

The fat man pretended to say that he once singled out the bears on the mountain and defeated them all, which won the respect of the bears. Of course, the bearded regiment leader and they would not believe his nonsense, and finally unanimously agreed: The fat man's figure and temper are similar to that of a bear, to put it bluntly, it is the same category, and the result is that the fat man rolled his eyes angrily, which directly led to cutting corners at dinner, and the good flower chicken was also replaced by boiled chicken. However, the members of the expedition team still ate sweetly, and there was not even any chicken soup left.

Sleeping until midnight, the fat man was woken up by the bearded leader, and outside the window, several green glasses flashed, looking at the posture, it must be a wolf pack.

The fat man rolled over and muttered, "Spread the ugliness." Then he snored again, not caring at all.

Who dared to open the door of the few people in the inspection group, and in the end, the ugly and ugly howled in the house, and the wolves outside dispersed.

The bearded head looked out of the window for a long time, confirming that the wolves were gone, and his heart was stable, but it was a little strange to look at the ugly eyes again: what kind of character is this, howling back from the wolves?

Lying on the kang and pondering for a long time, I couldn't figure it out, the more I thought about it, the more energetic I became, and I couldn't even sleep, so I had to push the fat man for a long time and ask the doubts in my heart.

The fat man turned over again: "It's nothing, Ugly used to be the wolf king of the mountain-huhu-"

The bearded head finally understood, but a new question popped up in his mind: Since he is the wolf king, why did he run away to the fat man, I'm afraid there is also a story in it, right?

Curiosity was troubled, and he simply woke up the fat man again. The fat man was harassed by him repeatedly, and he was also in good spirits, so he told the story of the past. As soon as the conversation began, it was endless, and as a result, no one slept for the rest of the night.

"Is the story in the mountains really exciting, fat man, do you think we can encounter such a thing?" asked one of the team members.

The bearded head glared at him: "It's already happened, didn't you see the fat man wrestling with the bear and hugging his waist, calling him a brother, and sleeping in the house with the old wolf king for a night, it's not legendary enough!"

The man shrunk his neck, and agreed with the bearded leader's statement: The legend is around.

Breakfast is a pancake, rolled with sauce brought by the fat man, eaten to fight hunger, and finally with egg soup, it is also hearty. Because the daylight hours are short now, there is no time to eat at noon.

When he was approaching the second camping site, which was the original radar station, he met a mother bear and led a bear cub to wander through the woods. Naturally, the delegation would not let go of this opportunity and had to shoot the bear up close.

The fat man is a little difficult, if he fools the male bear or something, he is okay; the female bear with the cubs, it is generally best not to provoke, it is estimated that Qiqi can be leveled, but the fat man is almost strong.

So he threw a few wild fruits, and the little bear chased after them and ate them, and little by little he approached the fat man's side, but the mother bear roared, and the little one immediately turned around and ran back.

The fat man threw over two more big pears, and the two of them ate all the fruits, and then turned and left. The fat man was anxious: "It's too faceless, don't you force me to use a trick?"

"Why are you wrestling with it, but the two of you?" Captain Beard has a bold personality and likes to joke with fat people.

The fat man laughed evilly a few times, then took out a can bottle, unscrewed the lid, and a smell of honey came out. After a while, both of them came back and squatted in front of the fat man.

"I can't cure you—" The fat man scooped his finger into the bottle, and then reached to the bear's mouth, and the little one immediately choked on the fat man's finger and sucked it soundly.

The head of the she-bear also came over, and the fat man did not dare to move his finger at her, so he asked the bearded captain to find a stick and poke it on the head of the stick to feed the bear.

"Hurry up and take pictures, I'll blow it in the future!" Bearded Regiment Leader Niu coaxed his subordinates.

After dancing for a long time, I was satisfied, but when a few people left, the mother and son of the bear followed behind the buttocks, and they were addicted to eating.

There was no way, so the fat man had to smear the honey from the jar on the tree, and then a few people trotted all the way to get rid of the bear. When he arrived at the radar station and cleaned up dinner, Commander Hu finally figured out one thing: the bears in the mountains were probably fed by the fat man.

Because I didn't sleep well yesterday, after a full meal, I lay down on the bed to sleep, and as soon as I fell asleep, I heard someone bang on the door outside. The fat man was furious: "Don't let people sleep!"

When I started a search, I saw two blind bears standing outside the door. The fat man couldn't help patting his head: "These two girls and the fat bear are both in one set, and they can't talk to each other from the beginning!"

After putting on his shoes and opening the door, he threw a pass of fruit out of the crackle, and then roared: "If you knock on the door again, you will chop off your bear paws, and burn them tomorrow to eat!"

Fortunately, the mother and son of the bear are more interesting and did not disturb them all night. The next day, when the fat man led the ugly to run in the courtyard, he found that they were all sleeping against the window. The cub lay in the arms of the mother bear and slept soundly. From time to time, I guess I'm still recalling the taste of honey.

As a result, there were two more black bears, one large and one small, in the marching team, and everyone was noisy, so that it was a veritable black bear expedition.

When they walked to noon, a roar suddenly came from the forest in front of them, and as a result, the two of them fell behind, turned around and ran, and soon disappeared. The fat man was angry and laughing, but it was easier to run.

The bearded head also changed his complexion: "It's a tiger's roar—let's go around a little too, right?"

The fat man nodded, he thought that he didn't have a strange Rulai Divine Palm, and fighting with the tiger would be a lose-lose battle at most, and he couldn't make it, just when he was about to bypass the tiger, there was a dull roar in front of him, which sounded not weak at all.

"Those who dare to compete with tigers should be human bears. The fat man scratched the back of his head and muttered. The man-bear is the brown bear, because the brown bear likes to walk upright, and the paws are also divided into five fingers, so it is called the "man-bear";

"Bear and tiger hegemony, this has to be an eye-opener. The bearded head pondered for a moment, since he was coming for the brown bear, now that he finally found the target, of course he couldn't let it go.

The fat man smacked his lips: "I hope we don't become punching bags." ”