Chapter 686: Hot Head

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Chapter 686: Hot Head

"When I was drinking, I grabbed it hard, but now it's good, let's all lie down. The fat man shook his head and sighed, and saw that most of the people in the expedition group were slumped on the grass, and the remaining half of the people were not drunk, but they were also staggering in their walking. After walking a few steps, Professor Glasses crashed into a big tree, and simply fell asleep with the big tree in his arms.

For a scholar like him, who has always been rigorous, the number of times he can wander outside the skeleton is only a handful.

"I didn't bring a tent, so I had to get these people back. The fat man scratched the back of his head, then beckoned to Kiki: "Look for it, it's better to have a herd of deer nearby." ”

The two of them wandered around for a long time, and then they found a small team of red deer, as well as two black bears, plus a handful of hair, which was basically enough.

Help the drunks to the back of the red deer, and the drunk people are so good, and they will subconsciously protect themselves, and they all hug the red deer's neck tightly. Ye Zi rode a big stag in front and slowly led the way, Qiqi rode on a pinch of hair and then pressed the formation behind, the fat man ran back before he ran forward, and when he saw who was planted, he straightened it again, so he was not busy.

At about three o'clock in the afternoon, the large army finally returned to the wild vegetable factory. The glasses professor sobered up, opened his eyes, and his eyes were blurry, and it was estimated that the glasses were put away by the fat man.

I only felt that there was a big black head in front of me, and the glasses professor thought it was a fat man, so he patted his shoulder: "Where's the glasses?"

A big fat hand stretched out next to him, and helped him put his glasses on, and the professor immediately screamed in fright, it turned out that it was not a fat man who was carrying him, but a chubby black bear, and turned back to him and nodded his brain.

The professor's screams woke everyone up, rubbed their eyes, and found that they were all lying on the back of a deer, and they all felt funny for a while. When I think back to the picnic in the woods, it's really evocative, and the body and mind are completely relaxed, so it's no wonder that I don't get drunk.

Climbing down from the red deer, everyone saw that Kiki was riding a tiger and following the last, and the professor was still on the back of the black bear and refused to come downβ€”he was scared and didn't know what to do.

Smacking their lips, everyone suddenly felt a little envious, this is also a rare experience.

"Fatty, you're back, and there's another expedition to look at the black bear in the house. Wang Sanpao's voice drifted from afar. Then, Erzhuzi led a group of people to come, and saw a black bear with glasses on his back circling on the ground, and they all gathered around to see the rarity.

The fat man laughed secretly in his heart: It's really time to catch up with the dog and camel. So I stepped forward to shake hands with them, and then I realized that I was here to inspect the black bear project.

The reason for applying for the establishment of a black bear protection and breeding base, the fat man does not want to set up a bear farm, mainly for the sake of the old and small black bears at home, according to the regulations, private individuals can not raise bears, but stupid they and their offspring, are used to living with people, if they are released back to the mountain, one is reluctant, and the other is not good for them to survive in the wild.

"It's just in time, in a few days, the bear will be hibernating. The fat man greeted them happily.

"You black bears can still help people work?" the head of the regiment looked at the bear on his back, and said happily, he had been doing it for so many years, and it was the first time he had seen such a new thing.

The fat man scratched the back of his head: "Everyone is in a good mood in the mountains, but they all drank too much, and they had no choice, so they had to ask these guys for help." ”

"Wild black bear?" The head of the regiment had already been in the deer farm just now, thinking that these two were also from that gang, but they were improvised strong men.

Kiki took the glasses professor down, and then found some wild fruits, which were considered to be the wages for the two strong men. The two bears finished eating, clicked their mouths, and then walked back up the hill.

Seeing the bear's writhing big buttocks, the head of the regiment grabbed his hair: "I don't think there is any need to investigate, just the sum of these bears we see is enough to establish a protected area." ”

The fat man was happy when he heard it: "There are more bears in the mountains, there are not a hundred but also **ten, in addition to black bears, there are also brown bears, those guys are bigger, but the number is relatively small, and they all live at higher altitudes." ”

"And the brown bears, you'll have to go into the mountains. The head of the regiment had a big beard, and when he heard the fat man say this, his beard trembled with excitement.

The fat man secretly pinched his thigh: Isn't this okay to find trouble, as long as the name is justified and they get a license, it's over.

However, the inspection team said that they could only cooperate as much as possible: "It's tonight, let's go up the mountain again tomorrow - Qiqi, hurry up and send a handful of hair back, and you are not allowed to collect it at home." ”

Qiqi had already sneaked out of the distance, and turned back to the little brain: "I'll lead it to the house, can't I meet Wei Wei?" After speaking, he didn't care whether the fat man agreed or not, he ran hand in hand with Ye Zi.

"This girl-" The fat man had no choice but to yell at the red deer: "Your task is complete, go back quickly!"

"It's convenient for you to come and go as soon as you are summoned. The bearded head couldn't help laughing, grinning widely, like a bear, it seemed to be a bold type.

After sending the red deer away, the fat man returned to the village with two inspection groups. As soon as November begins, I basically start to eat two meals, the smoke rises, and the backing mountain is shrouded in peace.

"When I retire, I wish I could come here to spend my old age in peaceβ€”" Professor Glasses couldn't help but sigh.

The fat man took over the conversation: "That's absolutely no problem, when the time comes, we will hire you as a consultant for the wild boar farm." I saw that the old man was not only a consultant of the winery, but also in charge of beekeeping, he was ninety-two years old this year, and the aisle was still swishing. ”

Old Wu Tou happened to come back from the winery, humming in his mouth, and when he saw the fat man, he immediately shouted: "Are you saving my beehives?"

When everyone looked at it, it was really like a rejuvenation, his face was red, he walked lightly, his back was not hunched, his waist was not bent, he was simply an old fairy, and he couldn't help but be in awe.

When they returned to the village together, they all stayed in the guest house of the wild vegetable factory. The glasses professor took out a few tables: "Fatty, this is the relevant statistical data, it can only be troublesome for you to improve it slowly, especially the number in the pig farm, you must get it accurate, including the piglets bred out, the number of sales and the sales object, one by one can not be ambiguous, we have to check it regularly every year." It stands to reason that we should send someone here to stay here, but seeing that you are well protected now, there is no need to do more. In short, we must grasp one point, and the number of wild boars in the mountains must be maintained. ”

The fat man shook hands with him, if there is a formal review, then it will be a big trouble, since the glasses professor has delegated power, the fat man will of course abide by the relevant regulations, resolutely do not slaughter privately, and create greater economic benefits on the basis of protecting the population.

"Professor, we don't actually want to raise wild boars in the mountains, we just want to catch some boars and come back, and cross with domestic sows, wild boars have now become protected animals, selling and slaughtering are too troublesome, as long as we borrow seeds, hehe-"

"In this way, there is no problem, the wild boars raised in the south are actually such special wild boars, but it is best to choose the sows in the hybrid generation, and then cross with the male wild boars in the mountains to ensure that the genes of wild boars account for about 75% The most suitable. Professor Glasses, who was an expert in this area, dug out a pile of materials from his pocket and handed it to the fat man, which turned out to be several papers devoted to the breeding of wild boars.

"Thank you so much for being old, after our special wild boar is slaughtered, I will give you a head first!"

The glasses professor snorted a few times, thinking that the fat man was joking, how did he know that the fat man really had this idea, and he was going to come to the address of the glasses professor immediately.

The next day, the wild boar investigation team left the backing mountain, and when leaving, the fat man of course had to send a lot of local products, mushrooms, fungus, hazelnuts, wild vegetables, etc., and one person got a big bag.

If it had been the usual, Captain Zhu and his subordinates would have been unceremonious, but this time they sincerely excused themselves. Of course, the fat man didn't agree: "Everyone is here to visit us, we are in feelings, this thing is what we are willing to give to everyone, it is definitely not out of conscience, after sending things, as soon as you leave, we will scold the street, and the bearded head will not leave first, you can testify." ”

No way, everyone just took it, before getting in the car, they were noisy for the next summer vacation, and they must take their children to walk around.

Sending away a group of guests, the bearded head and they also had to prepare to enter the mountain, and the fat man simply took Qiqi and Uncle Cao Guo to catch wild boars. said that it was caught, but the main thing was that Qiqi would get it back.

After a day of wandering, in the evening, the group came back, and Qiqi was followed by a string of large wild boars, each with fangs, and very majestic.

Uncle Cao Guo waved a big whip at the end: "Be mental, this is a good thing, lead you back to a blind date, and tell you a beautiful daughter-in-law who is slippery." ”

"Daddy, our sow is twenty or thirty. Xiao Guozhu reminded beside him.

"That's easy to do, aren't they all popular second and third mothers? "Uncle Cao Guo can really keep up with the situation.

The fat man is happy: "Brother of the country, you want to pull Lang to match, people don't necessarily have to do it, the wild boar's temper is stubborn, what should I do if I don't look down on the domestic sow?"

As a result, the fat man really said that after leading the big wild boar into the pigsty, there was already a domestic sow inside. The boar's nose fluttered twice, and then it rushed towards the sow, and then a pig-killing howl sounded in the farm.

"It's so uglyβ€”" The fat man covered his ears with one hand, and opened the pigsty door with the other, and the house-keeping sow creaked out, and there was a long gash on the buttocks, and the flesh was rolled up, and the blood was drawn. The old sow was covered in chaff, just like an angry little daughter-in-law.

"You have been stabbed with a thousand knives!" Uncle Cao Guo was furious, picked up the big whip and jumped on the wall, wanting to teach the big wild boar inside a lesson: It's not so muddy, the daughter-in-law who was kind enough to find you was beaten away.

"Don't worry, the twisted melon is not sweet, think about it again. The fat man hugged Uncle Cao Guo off the wall. Uncle Cao Guo slapped his head suddenly: "By the way, fat man, I forgot something, you are not an expert in breeding, you have to settle this matter." ”

The fat man scratched his head: "That's wishful thinking, your shaved head is hot enough." ”