Chapter 3 It is called that the heavens should not be, and that the earth and the earth are not spiritual
You Yishou, who went down the mountain, got on the shuttle bus to the provincial capital Zhengzhou, ready to transfer from there to take the train back to his hometown in northern Jiangsu after a three-year absence.
The bus started, and You Yishou, who was sitting in the back row, began to close his eyes and pretend to sleep, saying that he was using mental power to communicate with the system, in fact, this product just wanted to flirt with the sister, after learning that the housekeeper of the system turned out to be a girl, Ya's heart began to be restless, especially the soft voice of Sister Ni, who had long made You Yiyi, who was still a little virgin, hungry and thirsty.
"Sister Ni, how old are you this year?
"What do you look like?
"You can't really be a little nun, do you?
"If that's the case, that's great, hehe, a cute Q version of the little nun, it's exciting to think about."
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"Host, if you fail to complete today's training mission, you will be punished." The housekeeper Ni Mei couldn't bear it anymore and said.
"Ah, you finally ignore me, I know I know, isn't it just planting vegetables, as long as I am accompanied by you, I can do anything." You said as he licked his face with one hand.
"Host, please start today's training as soon as possible, otherwise you will stay in the system forever." Sister Ni said through gritted teeth.
"Don't drive me away, the earth will rotate without me, but if I leave you, my heart will stop beating immediately." You said affectionately.
"Host, don't do this, you can go home early to reunite with your parents after completing the training, and there are beautiful girls' shoes waiting to play with you at home! The housekeeper Ni Mei had a black line on her face, suppressed the urge to forcibly shut down the system, and said in her heart, "Amitabha, I endure." For having such an owner, it can only be said that it is her misfortune.
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Always insist on cooking and picking up girls, especially one hand, after a strong ideological struggle, finally chose the former, after all, good craftsmanship is the premise of picking up girls, there is no hard "capital", what to take to tease the girl.
"Does the host start today's training mission? The housekeeper Ni Mei said.
"Let's get started!
"Drip, Shaolin cooking system opens the training mode, the task requirements: cut 1000 potatoes every day, 500 diced, 500 shredded, the size of the clove is 1 cm, each filament is 1 mm, if it is not completed or not up to standard, the task will enter the cycle mode until it is completed."
“what? Where can I find so many potatoes, and let alone so many potatoes, I can't cut them all in one day or three days! You Yishou immediately blew up when he heard the task, this is Chiguoguo's retaliation.
"The host doesn't have to worry, the supplies will be provided by the system, and one day in the system is equivalent to one hour in the outside world, so you have enough time to complete the training." The housekeeper Ni Mei explained.
"Damn, I've been tricked."
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After a period of dizziness, You Yiyi put himself in an ancient kitchen, the place that can only be described in one word, that is, "big", the whole room from south to north has about hundreds of square meters, more than a dozen stoves are built in turn, each stove structure is complex and diverse, not only has the palm stove, the fire door, the cutting table, the serving table, as well as the water and the washing pool, so that You Yiyi is breathtaking.
"Where is this? You asked in surprise.
"This is the ancient Shaolin kitchen, don't look plain on the surface, but every place here is integrated with black technology intelligent systems, which can meet any needs of the kitchen owner." The housekeeper replied.
"What, the ancient kitchen is fused with black technology, what does that have to be? You are scared to pee, this is too against the sky.
"Can I feel it? You asked cheekily.
"Sorry, the host doesn't have enough permissions to use the kitchen for the time being." An unfamiliar intelligent voice suddenly prompted.
"If you don't give it, you won't give it, stingy, forget it, I'll go cut potatoes! You said sourly, no way, who makes people awesome.
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In one corner of the huge kitchen, our pig's feet are about to begin hellish devilish training.
"What about my potatoes, why don't I even have a knife? You shouted loudly, as if to vent his dissatisfaction just now, and the ancient Shaolin black technology kitchen, he didn't even have a knife, hey.
Before his words could land, the middle part of the stove suddenly recessed, and then slowly rose up a basket of peeled and washed smooth potatoes, and there were water droplets on the surface that looked very fresh, which was also amazing, it was completely automated.
"This, this is, is this an intelligent voice-activated system, whatever I want, just say it and it will rise from under this stove? You stammered.
"Yes, host, every part of the ancient Shaolin kitchen is perfectly integrated with black technology, not so much a kitchen, but a super intelligent machine, it can meet any needs of the kitchen owner." The housekeeper Ni Mei said proudly.
"Can I give it a try? You Yishou asked impatiently.
"Of course." The housekeeper Ni Mei said.
"I want a knife." Before You Yishou finished speaking, the right side of the stove began to bulge, a rectangular box with a simple appearance and carved patterns on the surface was slowly held up, and after the box was opened, You Yishou was instantly attracted by all kinds of exquisite knives inside, there is such a beautiful knife in the world, you know, the kitchen knife is the third hand of the chef, the importance is self-evident.
"Okay, I'm convinced." This is nothing short of ridiculous.
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"Drop, the training task is on, please complete the pier cutting training in the posture of standing on the horse's walking pile." The unfamiliar intelligent voice rang again.
"What, you have to squat to cut potatoes, you say it again, I heard you right, right? As soon as he heard the squatting horse, Buyou's hand was like a cat with its tail stepped on.
The reason for this has to start from when You Yishou was in elementary school, the teacher at that time was not as gentle as now, all kinds of corporal punishment was used to the extreme, especially the squatting horse step is the most ruthless, how many heroes sweat and tears because of squatting horse step, think about it and feel painful, just You Yishou is the teacher's key care object, every day at the door of the classroom in the horse step army has his figure, less than 20 minutes more than a class, each end is crawling back to the classroom, that is, from that time, You Yishou began to hate school, I was afraid of the teacher, otherwise how could the flowers of the motherland go to be cooks.
"Yes host, you heard it right, standing on the horse walking pile not only exercises leg strength but also gathers energy, which is very important for your future training." At this time, the housekeeper Ni Mei suddenly came out and said.
"I'm quitting, I'm going home." You Yishou began to stumble, jokingly asking me to squat on the horse, and I didn't do it to death, this broken system is too perverted, it's just going to kill him.
"Drop, the task has been started, the host terminates the task for no reason, the system locks the host, and the inhalation countdown." Intelligent voice start prompts.
"Ah, play really, can't I be wrong, Sister Ni, you are the most beautiful and kind sister in all the systems, you just let me go! You Fat Chicken said with a handful of snot and tears.
"Host, I'm just a housekeeper, Qiuqiu doesn't listen to me, only the system owner can order it." Ni Mei said helplessly.
"Didn't you say that I was the master of the system, then I ordered you to end this training! You threatened.
"Drop, the master did not complete the task of the day, and the instruction is invalid." The cold intelligent voice slapped the pig's foot in the face again.
"You get out of here!! You said violently.
"Sorry master, the ball hasn't learned to roll yet, please give a new order."
"Oh, God, help me! You Fat Man is going crazy.
"I don't care, I don't care, I want to go home, people have to go home." In desperation, our Chef You used his unique technique of "sprinkling and rolling".
System Ball Ball "···"
System Ni Mei "···"
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In the end, You Yishou, who could not escape the clutches, was still forced to train obediently, one minute and two minutes, and in less than three minutes, Ya had already begun to break dance, her legs trembled unobediently, not to mention cutting potatoes, even the knife was about to be unstable, and You Yishou, who was in tears, was scolding the fucking system while cutting potatoes, not to mention how miserable it was.
"Drop, the host trains hard, and the system rewards a book of Shaolin stunt "bucket gong" cheats, two buckets, please practice diligently. At this moment, the intelligent voice sounded again.
"Get out of here, woo." At first, You Yishou thought that the system took pity on him and rewarded him with a Shaolin mastery, who knew that it was actually a bucket skill, and what bucket skill was actually to let him carry water.
"Host, Qiuqiu is learning how to "roll", please be patient. ”
"Ah, why is my life so miserable!
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You Yishou has learned these two things, one is to train arm strength, and the other is to train leg strength, which is also the basic skill of every chef.