Chapter 4 The punishment of the eighteen bronze men of Shaolin
"Sizzle-sizzle"
"Da-da-da-da"
In the quiet ancient Shaolin kitchen, the beautiful musical notes from the slicing and shredding of potatoes perfectly reflect the "swing dance" of You Yishou, which is really beautiful.
"Drops, shredded potatoes are too wide and not up to standard, and the system recounts. ”
"Drops, shredded potatoes are too thick, not up to standard, and the system recounts. ”
"Drop, the shredded potatoes are too thin and not up to standard, and the system recounts. ”
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"Ni Mei, can I rest? You Fatzi's hands are about to be cut in the sweat and rain, but they always can't meet the requirements of the system, so many potatoes, each one has to be cut into 1 mm shreds, although cutting is a skill that every chef must master, but it is not practiced in this way. (There are standards for cutting in professional kitchens, such as the specifications of Ding: 5 mm is called Xiaoding, 1 cm is called Ding; silk: less than 1 mm is called silver needle wire, 1 mm is called filament, 2 mm to 5 mm is called two thick wire, 5 mm is called chopsticks, and the length of the wire should be 5 cm to six cm.) )
"Drop, ask for permission, in order to help the host complete the task as soon as possible, please go to the vegetable garden to rest. Intelligent voice Qiuqiu said.
"Really, I can really go and rest, wow, Qiuqiu, you're so good, I love you to death, what's the matter. You Yishou, who was ecstatic in his heart, couldn't wait to hold the ball and have a French wet kiss, of course, it would be better if he was replaced by a nun.
After a period of dizziness, the scene in front of you once again made you intoxicated, blue sky and white clouds, green mountains and green waters, small bridges and flowing water, peach blossoms all over the mountains, not only ten miles of peach forest, it is simply a peach blossom source outside the world, the grass house built by the mountains and rivers is not abrupt at all, but adds a bit of fireworks to this landscape.
"Drip, please fill the water tank in the house. "This time it's replaced with a system prompt, it's not Nimei, it's not Qiuqiu.
"What, carrying water, didn't you promise to let me rest?
"Carrying water can not only stretch the muscles and bones, but also exercise the host's arm strength, which can better help the host complete the task. The housekeeper Ni Mei came out and said.
"But Qiuqiu promised to let me rest, you let it out, I promise not to hit it. "You hate it with the itchy root of his teeth, he seems to understand a little bit in his heart, and he has been tricked again, and he is definitely in a group, and he will play a double reed to show him.
"Qiuqiu is off work, and now it's up to me to supervise you. The housekeeper Ni Mei said.
"What, damn it, don't bring like this. "You is crazy, what is this, the system and the off-duty, this is obviously to play him to death.
"Please start the training of carrying water, or I will invite eighteen bronze men. "The high-energy housekeeper Ni Mei in front is about to release a big move.
"What, Eighteen Bronze Figures, Heaven, Earth, who have I offended, Buddha, why are you doing this to me?
In the face of this inhumane training, the aggrieved and poor You could only pout his lips and choke tears, and obediently picked up the bucket and went up the mountain to carry water.
The rugged mountain road winds straight up, it seems to be flat but is actually full of bumpy thorns, it is very difficult to walk, not to mention carrying the water is the ordinary walking is laborious, from the Lushe to the spring pool, there are about 5 kilometers or so, the normal people walk on the ground for about 1 hour or so, but don't forget that this is the mountain road, don't take the straight-line distance to measure the mountain road, otherwise it is necessary to take more unjust roads, and you have to carry two buckets with a total weight of 50 pounds to walk the mountain road, the difficulty can be imagined.
You Yiyi, who has no time to look at the scenery, is like a snail, climbing up the mountain step by step, and at this moment, his two arms have been scraped out of many bloody strands by the thorns on both sides of the mountain road, which is very miserable.
In this way, it took a lot of effort, You Yishou finally climbed to the top of the mountain, the ear continued to hear the deafening roaring sound of water, it seems that the spring pool is nearby, when You Yishou came to the spring pool, he was still impressed by the magic of nature, at this moment can only use a poem to describe the scene in front of him, "The flying stream goes straight down three thousand feet, it is suspected that the Milky Way falls for nine days, the huge water column pours down and falls into the waterhole to stir up the water mist in the sky, and presents a rainbow fairyland under the refraction of the sun, it is simply too beautiful."
You lay on the ground with one hand, buried his head in the spring pool, and drank the sweet spring water in a big gulp, the feeling of nectar after a long drought is too refreshing, if it weren't for the system, he would probably have stripped naked and jumped down violently, after resting for a while, looking at the two buckets that looked like large spinning tops, You Yiyi was full of sadness, in this perverted system, not to mention being lazy, you can't find a good place if you want to die, no way, this is fate.
As the old saying goes, it's easy to go up the mountain and hard to go down, but in You's hand, it's "It's hard to go up the mountain, and it's even harder to go down." ”
You Yiyi, who is holding the bucket with both hands, is walking on thin ice, and every step is careful not to be careful, because the bottom of the bucket is pointed, it can't be put down at all, the two arms have long been numb, and what's worse is that the perverted system is still urging himself, which makes You Yishou feel that his life is more bitter than that of the white-haired girl.
When You Yishou came to the bottom of the mountain with two buckets, he found that there was not much water left in the bucket, looking at the giant water tank that could hold three of him, You Yishou really cried, I won't play anymore, I'll go home and sue my mother, don't take you to bully people like this.
"Drop, please fill the water tank as soon as possible, otherwise the system will release eighteen bronze figures. The housekeeper Ni Mei said. (Sample, make you flamboyant, hum)
"Woo, I don't, you have the ability to let the eighteen bronze men beat me to death. "You Yishou is completely gone, his father You Dasco has never said that being a cook is still in danger of his life.
"Drop, the host refuses to train, and the eighteen bronze men set up the formation. The housekeeper Ni Mei said coldly, it seems that it is serious, and the pig's feet are dangerous.
At this moment, the space began to distort and fission, and a burst of golden light appeared, and eighteen monks with bronze skin appeared around You Yishou, surrounding the latter.
"Amitabha. The eighteen bronze men held their hands with one hand and chanted in unison.
"This, this, there really are Shaolin Eighteen Bronze People. You Yishou was so frightened that he was almost speechless, this is not true, no, there must be hallucinations, how can there be eighteen bronze people in this world.
"The eighteen bronze people obeyed the order, according to the provisions of Article 3 of Chapter 9 of the General Outline of the Shaolin Culinary System, if the host is lazy in training, he will be punished for scratching and itching. The housekeeper Ni Mei read out.
"Ordered. The eighteen bronze men responded.
Before You could react, he had been held down by four bronze men with hands and feet, and two bronze men took off his shoes and socks, while the rest of the bronze men sat around him, and at the same time used "Shaolin scratching hands" on him.
"Ni sister, you play really, let go of me, ah, haha, haha, ni, ni, me, haha, haha, I was wrong, haha, ah, ni sister, no, ni sister, haha, I was wrong, haha, I trained, haha The places where these Shaolin bronze people scratch are all the most itchy parts of the human body, and You Yiyi, who is crying and laughing, can only beg for mercy loudly, and the laughter is mixed with misery.
"Is the host going to interrupt training?" asked the housekeeper Nimei.
"Woo, hahaha, I don't, haha, hahaha, yes, yes, haha, haha. ”
"This is the system's punishment for the host's laziness, eighteen bronze people, receive" the housekeeper Ni Mei ordered, and in an instant, the eighteen bronze people disappeared.
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