Chapter 523: The Opening Battle
Qiqi, do you have those troops under your command that can be used?" The fat old man's eyes were blazing, as if he had returned to the battle-torn battlefield of the past, but now he only had a fat man and a little girl under his men.
Qiqi straightened his small chest: "Report, there are four dog badgers, the eagle Xiaobai, two leopards, a big snake with black eyebrows, and a few tigers and a litter of wild wolves in the mountains!"
The fat man scratched the back of his head and laughed in his heart: The fat old man also messed around with us, which was really unexpected. Immediately, he saw the sharp gaze of the fat old man, and the fat man hurriedly put his hand down and clicked a straight position.
The fat old man nodded with satisfaction, and couldn't help but be surprised by Qiqi's combat power, it's no problem to deal with a company, let alone a few unarmed ordinary people, this battle can be won without fighting, the key is how to fight beautifully.
"How do you contact the tiger and wolf in the mountains?" The fat old man deserves to be a general, and he grasps the key issue in one son.
"I'll tell Xiaobai to gather them now. Kiki replied crisply.
"What's going on on the enemy's side?" the fat old man glanced at the fat man, and found that he was playing with his feet on the ground, and there was an ant in the soil, which was being pulled around by the sole of his shoe.
The fat old man coughed and expressed his dissatisfaction: he is going to the battlefield, and he is still hanging.
As a result, the fat man was agitated and crushed the ant to death: "I have already told Captain Li to stabilize the enemy, and the time should be in a hurry - the report is over." Seeing that the fat old man didn't say anything, the fat man had to solemnly add another sentence, "The report is complete."
"Then let's arrange the heavy troops around the deer farm, starting from the wooden bridge in the north of the village, set up ambushes everywhere, and the first batch of ......" The fat old man issued orders one by one, and the fat man only nodded, and sighed in his heart: He is worthy of being a military strategist.
After the deployment was completed, the fat old man ordered again: "Act immediately", and then lay down on the kang by himself and took a nap.
The fat man grabbed the back of his head and dragged Kiki out of the house. Burigood also followed to join in the fun, but was driven back by the fat man: "You are a scout, and you can report the situation to the headquarters at any time." ”
Burigood blinked: "Fat uncle, where is the headquarters?" ”
"It's our kang!" the fat man muttered, and then disappeared.
More than an hour later, the fat man swung back to the wild vegetable factory, and saw Captain Li chatting with the gang at the base of the wall. Li Shuren talked very sexually, but the grandson Li Xiaohu next to him was full of boredom.
"I'm back. The fat man ran a few steps, and then lifted his shirt and sweated: "After my wife came home, she searched her body, confiscated all the money, and interrogated for more than an hour, I really can't bear it." ”
Li Xiaohu snorted in his nose, and looked down on this fat man who was greedy for money and afraid of his wife. Li Shuren took out two more big solidarity: "Little fellow, you have to hide it this time." ”
Of course, the fat man will not be polite, Lele took it and stuffed it into the sock pile, and even Captain Li secretly despised it: "The fat man can really pretend, it is estimated that the two of them have to thank him for being sold." ”
"Let's go to the chicken and deer farm in the north of the village, and the winery, where the main industries of our village are. The fat man happily led the way in front, gesturing in his hand and introducing the situation.
When I entered the village, there were a few big stupid dogs wandering around the street, and when I saw the living people, they all began to hum, and the fat man picked up a few dirt on the ground and threw them over: "The dog looks down on people, but he didn't see the God of Wealth coming!"
Li Shuren nodded slightly: Money can be channeled, it seems that the people in this village are also open-minded when they see money, and this matter is easy to do.
There were five people in their line, two drivers, Li's grandchildren, and one attendant. Most of these people live in the city, and now they feel a little fresh when they see thatched huts and wicker canes with branches just pulled out of them.
"What about everyone's income, haven't you seen a brick house yet?" Li Shuren asked as he walked, the poorer he was here, the easier it was to buy people's hearts. However, he also wondered a little: I am afraid that one wild vegetable factory can generate a lot of income for the village, is it private?
Gradually, when we walked to the wooden bridge at the entrance of the village, as soon as the water in the river was opened, several little daughters-in-law couldn't wait to wash their clothes by the river, holding sticks, and spreading their clothes on the stones and beating them. The sound of puff seems to have echoed for thousands of years.
"What a quiet little mountain village!" Li Shuren held on to the railing and squinted his eyes in admiration.
The fat man secretly despised in his heart: "Then you don't need to come to destroy the peace here." ”
Li Xiaohu was a little impatient, and slapped the bridge railing with his hand: "Grandpa, let's go quickly." But at once he felt the railing he had struck slammed downward.
"This broken bridge, the wood is rotten. Li Xiaohu muttered, looked down, and immediately let out a strange scream. The place where I slapped just now was not wood, but a big snake, no wonder it felt a little soft just now.
The big snake was beaten, and it seemed to be a little unhappy, rolled up, put on Li Xiaohu's arm, and then quickly wrapped around him a few times, wrapped both arms, and then stared at him, spit out a long core, and confronted Li Xiaohu.
The people next to him were all frightened, and they scattered on both sides with a hula sound. Li Shuren grabbed the fat man's arm: "Quickly save my grandson, I'll give you more money!"
Li Xiaohu looked very fierce, but in fact he was a wreck, and before the core of the black eyebrows could lick his face, he sat on the ground with a grunt, and then rolled his eyes and fainted in fright.
"Bear bag!" The fat man gave him a proper evaluation in his heart, and then hehe: "It's okay, don't be afraid, everyone, this is a black-eyed snake, it's not poisonous, it's just a stupid big one, we all keep it at home to catch mice." Captain, is this the one in your house?"
Captain Li waved his hand again and again: "It's not my family, it seems to be Li Wuye's family, wait for me to recruit the fifth master to recognize it." After saying that, he ran away, and he was happy while running: dead fat, his own snake still goes to someone else's house!
"Then can you get it down first? Li Shuren saw that his grandson had fainted, and he was such a lone seedling, and he was suddenly in chaos.
The fat man walked to the front, pulled the head of the black eyebrows, and circled around Li Xiaohu: "The snakes that have just come out of hibernation have a bad temper, you guy, be honest, don't give me a mouthful." ”
Li Shuren is really a little grateful for this in his heart: the money is really not spent in vain, and when he leaves, he must throw some more to this fat man.
The fat man held the big snake in his hand and put it on the bridge: "Hurry up and go home, or you will be skinned and eaten meat!"
The black eyebrows swam away, and gradually moved away, its mission was completed, and it was time to go back to ask the commander for credit from the fat old man.
The fat man turned around and saw that Li Xiaohu had been woken up by several other people, and gritted his teeth to chase after Heimei, but was stopped by the fat man and hugged him: "I didn't bite you just now, it's cheap, that guy is so energetic, can he strangle people alive, do you believe it?"
Li Xiaohu scolded a few times in his mouth, but he didn't dare to chase after him. was stirred by the black-eyed snake, where is there still interest in watching the scenery, hurry across the bridge and continue to move forward.
Out of the village, the hillside in the distance is green, and you can even see a few horses grazing leisurely, running a few steps from time to time, and there are hundreds of cattle next to it, at first I thought it was cattle and sheep, but when I looked closely, it was a sika deer, and the spots on their bodies were really eye-catching.
"You still raise deer?" Li Shuren asked the fat man in surprise, he knew the value of sika deer, and his whole body was a treasure. Come to think of it, such a place is the most suitable place for raising deer.
"It's raised by a person, and it has nothing to do with our village. The fat man said nonsense.
"Look!" Li Shuren saw that the deer were very close, so he was interested. Li Xiaohu fell in love with those horses, especially the two tall horses inside, which looked very mighty.
When he walked to the bottom of the hillside, Li Xiaohu suddenly saw a pile of soil in front of him, and couldn't help but stop: "Is it a fox hole?"
As soon as the words fell, I saw a squeak in the hole, and four hairy guys came out, two large and two small, smaller than dogs, with three white stripes on their heads, which looked very funny.
"It's a badger!" cried the fat man.
As soon as he heard that it was a badger, Li Xiaohu became energetic, rushed up, picked up his right foot in a big leather shoe and kicked it violently. Unexpectedly, these badgers looked fat and clumsy, but they were extremely flexible when they moved, and they circled around Li Xiaohu in front of and behind him, and they couldn't kick at all.
"Hurry up and help, I heard that badger meat is fat and fragrant!" Li Xiaohu shouted, and everyone was about to rush up, but they heard him oop and sat down on the grass.
When I came up to take a look, I saw that Li Xiaohu's pants were full of big holes, and even his leather shoes were bitten into holes, as if they had been swallowed by hundreds of rats, that is, they were worn on their feet to recognize that they were shoes.
And the badgers, stretched into a horizontal row, stared at their small eyes menacingly, revealing their sharp front teeth. If it weren't for Qiqi's order not to hurt people, this family would probably be able to bite Li Xiaohu's feet off.
"Do you have a gun, I'm going to kill these damn guys!" Li Xiaohu just scratched a little skin on his feet, and shouted angrily.
The fat man shook his head: "Last year, I cracked down hard, and I put all the guns away, do you think this will work?" After speaking, he took out a pyrotechnic gun from his shoulder pocket and handed it over.
Li Xiaohu jumped up from the ground, picked up the clods of soil and threw them over, and several badgers went into the hole in a hurry and went home.
"Haha, look where you're going this time!" Li Xiaohu was overjoyed and hurriedly rushed to the entrance of the cave: "Hurry up and find me a shovel and give these damn guys a nest." ”
"Badgers are masters of burrowing, and you can't dig them out if you're tired," the fat man kindly advised.
"Then pour it with water and see if they dare to come out!" Li Xiaohu couldn't swallow this evil breath in his heart.
"The badger cave has caught up with the underground labyrinth, like a castle, unless there is a pump, it is for nothing. The fat man's words once again made Li Xiaohu desperate.
He kicked his feet hard at the entrance of the hole, and with a creak, the tip of the leather shoe cracked a large hole again, and he opened his mouth as if he was hungry, opening and closing, as if he was mercilessly mocking the incompetent master.
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