Chapter 524: No Touch
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Chapter 524: No Touch
"There are a lot of wild animals around our village. The common people in our village are used to it, and they are not surprised, but you big people are afraid that they will be frightened, or we will see this, right?" The fat man saw Li Shuren's eyes wandering, so he made an understatement to retreat into advance.
Before Li Shuren could speak, Li Xiaohu roared viciously: "There's nothing to be afraid of, is there still a man-eating beast!"
With that, he took a big step and continued to walk towards the herd of deer. The soles of the shoes on the feet croaked like bamboo boards.
The fat man scratched the back of his head and said in his heart: I'm afraid that you will pretend to be a bear and hastily withdraw your troops, and the good shows arranged by our commander behind us will not be able to play.
The deer graze leisurely on the ground, and most of the male deer have lost their antlers and are just sprouting tender gills on the top of their brains. After the corner dropped, these guys became much more honest, and they no longer stood up to each other, so there was a harmonious scene on the hillside.
The most comfortable was the second pillar of the head of the deer herd, who was lying on the grass, with a sheepskin jacket under him, and a hat buttoned on his face, probably asleep.
"There are a lot of wild deer in the mountains, right?" Li Shuren looked at the freshly budding deer antlers, and couldn't help but itch in his heart.
"It's not too much, leopards, tigers, wolves, etc., often prey on deer, and the old, weak, sick and disabled are basically eaten by those wild animals. The fat man said slowly.
"There are fierce beasts on the mountain, you can scare people!" Li Xiaohu thought that the fat man was alarmist, and sneered in his nose.
As soon as the words fell, I saw the leisurely deer scattered all at once, like a bombing camp, and then, two high-speed galloping figures, wrapped in the momentum of thunder, rushed head-on.
They are spotted and look so beautiful and noble, and their whip-like tails keep their bodies balanced. Between running, the muscles, bones, skin and flesh on the body are so coordinated, full of beautiful rhythm.
However, except for the fat man, these people have no interest in watching the beauty of the leopard's sport, and they all run wildly and run for their lives.
Racing with a leopard is definitely a stupid thing to do, but by nature, even Li Shuren, who is nearly seventy years old, can't wait to give birth to four legs.
The fat man rode like a hot wheel, and his legs were like kicking hot wheels, and he left the others far behind, and the men behind him could not catch up with him when they tried their best to feed.
The worst thing is Li Xiaohu, the soles of his shoes are open, and it is very inconvenient to run, so he falls at the end, a few steps slower than his grandfather.
Erzhuzi, who was lying on the hillside, took off the hat that was buttoned on his face, muttered, "The fat man runs so fast", and then put the hat on his face again.
Flutter Tom - Li Xiaohu's sole folded over, and he threw himself on the grass at once, rolled twice, and just as he was about to get up, he was pressed on the grass by a big claw.
Then, he saw a pair of big yellow crystal eyes, and the fierce light was flashing and staring at him. There are really man-eating beasts, in great fear, Li Xiaohu couldn't faint, so he could only close his eyes and pray frantically in his heart: Don't eat me, I'll eat me-
Feeling the leopard's hard whiskers pricking his face, and the hot fishy breath penetrating his nostrils, Li Xiaohu felt that death was about to come.
Dozens of meters away, Li Shuren also stopped, looked back at his grandson being pressed on the grass by a leopard, life and death were uncertain, he also sat on the ground with a plop: "Evil-"
The fat man also walked back and squatted beside Li Shuren: "The leopard doesn't seem to have a mouthful, it is estimated that your grandson can still be saved." Let's just say, it's not often that there are fierce beasts here. β
Li Shuren has long lost that high profile: "Little brother, hurry up and find a way to save my grandson, please!"
The fat man scratched his head vigorously: "Even if the dog is in a hurry, he can't get close, let alone the leopard - hurry up and look, the leopard has run away!"
I saw that the two leopards suddenly ran away again inexplicably, and when they reached the vicinity of the deer, they both lay down on the grass, and the deer did not care about them, and continued to graze with their heads down, as if these two guys were the shepherd dogs guarding them.
Li Shuren hurriedly ran over, only to see that his grandson was still tightly closed, there was no blood on his lips, and he kept trembling: "Don't eat me-"
"This guy is probably no longer human, and the leopards don't eat him. The fat man muttered. Li Shuren didn't care about him, grabbed his grandson's two hands, and only felt cold in his hands: "Xiaohu, it's okay, open your eyes and see, I'm your grandfather!"
His shouting didn't have any effect, Li Xiaohu was still trembling, and there were still words in his mouth.
The fat man stabbed Li Shuren in the back: "He is too frightened, if he doesn't understand it quickly, he will probably go crazy in the future." β
Li Shuren felt that his grandson might be insane, and he was also numb: "This-what should I do?"
"When you drink on the head, you always slap him hard in two ears, and you can probably wake him up. "The fat man is on the sidelines. It's a bit of a bad move, but it should work.
Li Shuren raised his slap, but said that he couldn't do anything, just such a precious grandson, usually pampered, never touched a finger.
"Little brother, you can beat me twice. Li Shuren saw that there was a fat man left around him, so he had to beg him.
The fat man shook his head with a sad face: "I can't beat people for no reason, if I usually fight with someone, my daughter-in-law will ask me to kneel on the washboard when I go home, no, no-"
"This is for you!" Li Shuren took out a wallet from his pocket, pulled out a wad of unity from it, and stuffed it into the fat man's hand.
The fat man pinched the money with one hand, dipped a finger in his mouth and foamed at the mouth, and then began to count the money: "Ten or twenty ......"
"I'll check it out after the fight!" Li Shuren was about to die.
"Okay, this money is not for nothing, I'll help you work!" The fat man put the money in his pocket, and then he slapped it viciously and roared in his mouth: "You wake me up!"
There was a crisp sound, and several finger marks immediately appeared on Li Xiaohu's face, which soon swelled up. The whole person also screamed and jumped up from the ground: "You, you dare to hit me - what about the leopard?"
"Hehe, it's your grandfather who wants me to beat him!" The fat man didn't forget to sell well when he got cheap, and he was so happy in his heart: Hehe, grandpa spent money to hire someone to beat his own grandson, what's the matter?
"Xiaohu, you were scared stupid by the leopard just now, if you don't hit you twice, you will be delirious and crazy in the future, how can you call grandpa to live?" Li Xiaohu also hugged his grandfather and screamed.
The fat man coughed twice: "Old man, let's go back quickly, you'd better not come to the backer in the future, it's too dangerous here." β
Hearing the fat man's words, Li Shuren and Li Xiaohu stopped crying at the same time: "No, this mountain is originally our Li family!"
At this moment, the greed** in them overwhelmed the fear again. Li Xiaohu gritted his teeth viciously: "When I come next time, find more hunters and kill them all, kill them all!"
Looking at his crazy appearance, the fat man pouted: I originally wanted to let you go, but I didn't repent, okay, then let's continue to play!
Looking at the leopard lying on the grass in the distance, Li Shuren waved his hand: "Let's go back first today." β
After speaking, he pulled his grandson, who was still gritting his teeth, and walked back, and the two drivers and the attendant came up, and they were glared at by Li Shuren a few times, and went back to the village together.
The two drivers pondered in their hearts: It seems that they have to pretend to be sick, this place is too dangerous, it is better to come less.
The fat man took out the pile of renminbi from his pocket, counted them one by one, and shouted without raising his head: "Old man, go to my house for a bite to eat before leaving." β
Li Shuren didn't reply: "No, we'll come back tomorrow." β
"I'll come back tomorrow, it's estimated that I'm going to the commune to move the rescue troops, hehe, we can even deal with a hunting team of thirty or forty people, and those who come will not refuse!" The fat man rattled a dozen large solidarities in his hand.
"It's time to call it a dayβ" the fat man shouted when he arrived at the deer farm. Qiqi stretched out his little brain from the house: "Fat uncle, they're retreating, it's really boring!"
The fat man touched her little brain: "The big war is still behind, let's collect the troops and return to the camp first!"
"Whiskers, they're all here, can't you tell people to go back hungry?" Kiki muttered.
"Mercenaries?" the fat man touched his shoulder pocket, and then brought out two fat sheep, which were brought by BΕigood's grandfather last time: "Even if it's a reward for the three armiesβ"
The fat man pondered it, anyway, he didn't lose money, this Li Shuren is really rich, he is generous enough, it is estimated that if he is more than throwing money, he really can't smash him, he must engage in some small violence, so that he will die completely!
With Kiki on his shoulder, he slipped all the way home. The fat old man has also slept in the afternoon, and is planting the garden. He had a pickaxe in his hand, and he was really no different from an old farmer.
"Report, we're back!" Kiki snapped out.
The fat old man wiped his sweat with the towel on his shoulder: "I know the results, you performed very well, treat yourself well at night." β
"Brother Kitty told me, but what about the others?" asked Kiki with a wink of wide eyes.
"Went to school. β
The fat man slapped his thigh: "Qiqi, you also hurry up and go to school, this has delayed two classes!"
Qiqi is proud: "It's almost time to get out of school, just don't toss!"
"When the business is done, if you don't go again, you will skip school, and when your sister Xiaoyu comes back, it will be strange if she doesn't spank you!"
Kiki stuck out his tongue and ran to school with a puff of smoke. The fat man said twice: "After a busy afternoon, I have to go into the house to rest." β
"Fatty, don't be idle, hurry up and turn over the ground!" the fat old man shouted again.
The fat man also stuck out his tongue: "I'm on the same level as Qiqi." After speaking, he opened the gate of the garden, picked up the four forks, and turned them up one after another.
Suddenly, a small thorn ball appeared in front of the fat man's eyes, and he almost tied it with a fork: "Hehe, the little hedgehog has also finished hibernation." Why, you think you have a thorn, and you want to fight against the fork. β
The little hedgehog bit the worm that the fat man turned out with his sharp beak, and then ate it generously, it seems that he has slept for a winter, and it is time to make up for it.
The fat man saw that not far away, the female hedgehog was also looking for food, and couldn't help patting his thigh: "This is such a big battle, why did you forget the two of you, you are all full of war meals, and you will also go into battle tomorrow!"
The fat old man looked at him and smiled: "Fatty, I dug up an earthworm, why don't you come in handy." β