Chapter 529: If you don't fight, you don't know each other
Bu pole opened his arms, his mouth screamed, but his bamboo pole-like body was small in the little deterrent to the startled horse, the horse stared wide-eyed, pulled the rumbling cart, rushed straight towards him, hesitated in an instant, the bamboo pole roared again, accompanied by a roar, his right hand raised, and a thing flew out, just hit the head of the startled horse.
With a snap, a puddle of viscous liquid appeared on the head of the startled horse, flowing downward, into a one, and the middle was still yellow, it was an egg, 'hitting the stone with an egg, and the mantis arm was used as a car", two idioms swished out of Louzi's brain, and then a ** bamboo pole arched to the top of the road, Dong Dong Dong took a big stride, and went up to the startled horse, the fat man couldn't retreat, and the old lady was a few steps behind him.
The crowd on both sides also fell silent in an instant, and then a few big men turned around and rushed to the carriage, just subconsciously fled, at this time came back to their senses, usually learned a lot of righteous and courageous deeds, when it came to the end, you can't play the bear, saying that at that time people were simple, there was something really on, but their distance was too far, the whip was out of reach, even if they could catch up, it was in vain, the horse-drawn cart was shocked, there was no power of a thousand catties, and you wanted to stop it, even if the fat man was strong, there was no bottom in his heart, but the fat man was not stupid, if he really touched the horse head-to-head, it was estimated that he would lose both, in this case, of course, the fat man had to play a small trick, Just now in the wooden box prepared two big stones, originally prepared for the bamboo pole egg basket, now the first pad the wheel, the mind moved, two big stones appeared in front of the wheel, boom, the carriage was bounced up more than a foot high, and then over the big stone, however, was blocked by the stone, the body of the startled horse was also a meal, the degree plummeted, just, this opportunity! The fat man roared and rushed up, hugged the horse's head and pushed hard, even the cart and the horse, stopped abruptly, and someone next to him rushed up, pulled up the reins, and there were those who resisted the carriage, and there were also those who pulled the wheels, and they completely subdued the frightened horse, and the horse's eyes also regained their clarity, and they kept snorting, and their hooves were uneasy on the ground, and an old farmer in his fifties ran up behind, holding a horse whip in his hand, panting and shouting, 'You loser, see if I don't beat you well!' , The fat man patted the horse's head, and it was sticky, and then he remembered the flying missile of the bamboo pole, and he didn't feel funny: 'Old man, this horse has not been trained well, but it must not be on the road, how hanging", after speaking, he looked back at the old lady who fell to the ground, who had been helped aside by the bamboo pole, and the old farmer also knew that it was the fat man who stopped the startled horse, and hurriedly went up and grabbed the fat man's hands: "Big brother, you are also a farmer, thanks to you." Otherwise, I'll get into trouble, look at the big brother's body, and I'll be strong when I look at it!"
The fat man was just about to be modest, and he heard someone next to him say: Pull it down, if it weren't for the big stone squatting the carriage, even the two fat men couldn't stand it, what did you just knock me into the air, if there was that big stone to help, I could still stop the startled horse" Looking back, it was the bamboo pole, staring at the fat man with an indignant face, "Just your small body, lying down under the carriage, not even a stone, if you change it, at least the wheel of the carriage can't be pressed, and the carriage can be stopped" The fat man said with a smile, and the bamboo pole jumped over and marked a punch on the fat man's shoulder: You just bumped into me, my thigh hurts, and I have to find it back!, it's not that you're as thin as a bamboo pole, you want to be like a body of meat, and it doesn't hurt to hit it" The fat man thinks this guy is very funny, although it didn't look pleasing to the eye at the beginning, but he dared to stop the horse, and it was worth making this friend.
The bamboo pole is also a general mind, and I admire the fat man: "Our brothers don't know each other if they don't fight."
After speaking, the two of them held hands together, laughed, and the people around them also gathered around: "Heroes who are righteous and brave, they will definitely be in the newspaper in a few days, let's send them to the police station now!"
The fat man looked at this posture, and waved his hand again and again: "It's all everyone helping, I still have something, see you back", after speaking, he hurriedly squeezed out of the crowd, a few young men wanted to pull him, but where to pull it, if the fat man is strong, it is more difficult to stop than the horse, people are afraid of being famous and the pig is afraid of being strong, the fat man doesn't want to take up both, these two days are the time when the joints are critical, and it is true to go all out to get Daqingshan, and everyone looks at the 'main culprit' who stopped the horse Escaped, and gradually scattered a bamboo pole suddenly shouted again: Don't go, such a big event is not a mess, it is worth celebrating, all sell some eggs to eat home, I am Daqingshan's eggs, just a few witnessed the fat man and his comparison of goods, just about to open his mouth to expose the old bottom, thinking that this bamboo pole is also righteous, at least the first one rushed up to stop the horse, did not stop that is the ability, the spirit is commendable, so, just slipped away and did not squeak, 'give me five catties first" The old lady who survived the disaster took out a handkerchief bag, opened it and took out two yuan, he just fell, the eggs in the basket were beaten, everyone looked at it, you scolded three times, he was five for a while, and there were a few empty baskets left in front of the bamboo grass.
The bamboo poles stacked the baskets together, and the joy was on his arm: 'Business is good today, buy some leeks, and go home and ask the old lady to make dumplings.' ”
Humming a small tune, he walked out of the middle of the street, and suddenly a big man jumped out in front of him: 'Where to escape!'
The fat man thought that this bamboo pole was also very interesting, so he waited for him next to him, since this person had been to Xiawazi to collect eggs, Zhi Zai introduced him to Hou Jianxi, a bamboo pole was startled, and saw that it was the fat man, so he smiled and said: "You are still addicted, I am not a surprise horse, fat man, you are a backer, let's not fight and don't know each other, can you sell your eggs to me?, the fat man shook his brain: ' Our eggs, in the hen's belly, there is the master, bamboo pole, it's not a matter for you to sell eggs in the chair basket all day long, let me introduce you to a place" 'Who is called what pole, I am called Xie Tianzhu" The bamboo pole muttered dissatisfiedly, "Tianzhu, it's similar to the bamboo pole, are you going to go?" The fat man recognized the bamboo pole, Xie Tianzhu muttered a few words in his mouth, and then followed behind the fat man**, the fat man walked forward while throwing and throwing the horse, and asked: Zhu Tianzhu, I interviewed you, what do you think, this little physique is still going to stop the horse? When I was a child, I was playing on the street, and I happened to run into horsehair, and I was scared stupid, so I knew that I was sitting on the ground and howling, but a People's Liberation Army rushed up, grabbed the reins of the horse, and rescued me. Xie Tianzhu said in the back, I could hear it, his voice was still full of respect for the PLA uncle, "Bamboo pole is a good boy", the swollen man muttered, unconsciously, he came to Hou Jianxi's shop, the fat man has not been here for a long time, I feel that the store seems to have expanded a lot, and the people inside are in and out, very lively, 'Fatty, this is what you said, the manager's surname is Hou, and the business is now the boss", Xie Tianzhu looked at the customers who came and went, his face was full of envy.
"Hou Jianxi, this kid is really a businessman", the fat man couldn't help but sigh, and then stepped into the house, "Comrade, you buy, you, fat brother, Manager Hou, fat brother is here" The salesman recognized the fat man at once, and hurriedly shouted, Hou Jianxi, who was dressed like a dog, ran out of it: Fat brother, that gust of wind blew you here, hehe, it is estimated that the tornado can blow you" , The people in the store laughed, the fat man scratched the back of his head, and he didn't care, and entered the inner room, where there was a desk, a few chairs, and a little bit of an office.
Monkey manager, congratulations to Cai, the fat man was out of shape when he saw Hou Jianxi, but Hou Jianxi's small eyes flashed: "It's time for the peach tree to bloom, how are the flowers blooming this year, isn't it lively?"
"Don't worry, the peach lining has officially entered the prime of life, and the output is definitely getting higher and higher, but the wild fruits may be less, and the winery in our village has been built", the fat man said happily, the morning he came, the peach blossoms just bloomed, 'Oh, I really want to go to the fat brother for a walk, but unfortunately I have been running to the south recently, and I can't be busy", Hou Jianxi also held his hands, his face was full of excitement, and he was happy to see the flowers, at least he had the guarantee of a bumper harvest.
Monkey manager, I found a helper for you this time, it is this bamboo pole brother, you know each other", the fat man introduced them to each other, and soon, Hou Jianxi chatted with the bamboo pole hotly, and there was a lot of hope to see each other, seeing that they talked endlessly, the fat man coughed: "It's noon this day, isn't it time to eat?", "I'm a treat" Hou saw joy and led the two of them out, said hello, and then walked out of the store: "Fat brother, which restaurant to go to, you choose!"
"Hehe, I've known you kid for so long, and I really haven't eaten the meal you invited, so I have to eat you well today!" The fat man gritted his teeth and looked around, and then walked into a noodle shop, "Fat brother, eat this?" The fat man shouted vigorously, then took out three salted duck eggs and slammed them on the table.
After a few minutes, the noodles came up, and the big bowl was about the same as a small basin, with a few slices of beef in sauce floating on it, and a layer of spicy oil. The fat man took out a bottle of wine from his bag: , taste it, this is from our village winery. , salted duck eggs and wine, eating steaming beef noodles, after a while, three of them, everyone is sweating, Hou Jianxi hissed haha, while chanting enjoyable, "Waiter, where do I want noodles?" The fat man finished spitting out a bowl and shouted again.
Comrade, you asked for three bowls of noodles, and they all came up", the waiter said with a smile, and the fat man slapped his thigh: "I mean that I want three bowls by myself, hehe, let's have two more bowls." , 'Good guy!,' The waiter sighed in his heart, and quickly told the kitchen to prepare, and the bamboo pole patted his rib fan one by one, muttering in his mouth: 'Why do I say that the fat brother is so fat.'"
'Mom, I also want to eat duck egg yolk, a crisp voice suddenly floated over, the fat man quickly turned his head to look over, only to see an eight-year-old girl, tied with two braids, was tilting her head to look at the fat man, the waiter stepped forward and explained: 'Little girl, we don't have salted duck eggs in the store, they are brought by the guests. ”
The little girl was immediately disappointed, her big eyes blinked a few times, and she looked pitiful, "If you want to eat, take it yourself." The fat man took out another duck egg in his hand and threw it in the air, this little girl immediately reminded him of Qiqi at home, so he would not be stingy with a salted duck egg