Chapter 528: The Fat Man Fights Fakes
Coming out of the Forestry Department, the fat man walked to the zoo with confidence, and nearly a little bit "Xi didn't come, the changes in the city are changing with each passing day, there are many new buildings, and the market is much more prosperous than before. There was a sharp gaze that followed him, it was estimated that it should be an old man and old lady wearing a red box, waiting for him to throw the melon peel to the ground, so that he could come up and fine, "Comrade, after eating sweet potatoes, there is a garbage bin over there", an old man rushed over from behind him, reminded the fat man, and then put his hands behind his back, his eyes shifted to other places, the fat man noticed that he really had a red hoop on his arm, hehe, this is right, I used to wait for the rabbit, and wait for the problem to be solved, and I was a little bit running for a fine; Now is the prevention of trouble, so that people feel comfortable, the fat man rules and regulations to throw the sweet potato skin into the peel box, look up the card, not far from Hou Jianxi's store, decided to stop by to see this guy first, probably because of Sunday, the closer to the market, the flow of people is more and more dense, carrying a yellow bag or carrying a vegetable basket is the most, which contains a small turn of shallots, or two bundles of vegetables, called the fat man has a little itchy hands, want to take out the green vegetables in the wooden box out of the curtain, shouting and selling, "'Eggs and duck eggs, eggs and duck eggs in Daqingshan." In the past, he was fluttering in his heart, this is the brand effect, our Daqingshan signboard, now it is also a little famous, no, a large part of the eggs we produce are called Xiaoyezi transported into Beijing, and a small part is for Hou Jianxi to engage in retail, how can there be sold here?
There are a lot of people who buy, and the fat man is not easy to squeeze, so he had to search first, the egg seller is a young man, thin and tall, like a bamboo pole, a pair of eyes are gurgling, the mouth is babbling, it seems to be a veteran of selling things, and then search for the eggs in the basket, the fat man can't help frowning Although it is also a free-range chick duck, but it is definitely not by 2 tun, the fat man is different from others, not only look at the surface, but also see the substance, whether it is the viscosity of the egg white or the color of the egg yolk, it is much worse than that produced in Daqingshan。
"Fake and shoddy!" The fat man muttered in his mouth, and then withdrew from the team, the joy that had just disappeared long ago, and the brand effect was revealed, but in such a way, it made the fat man cry and laugh a little, and found a sleepy turn, the fat man had two more baskets in his hands, one was an egg, the other was a duck egg and a goose egg, and walked over again, and the fat man shouted at the top of his throat "Daqingshan eggs, duck eggs, goose eggs"
The people in front were startled, so loud, turned around, and were soon sucked by two earthen baskets3: "You are also from Daqingshan, don't you look like it?, the fat man is a little dizzy, this is a genuine product." Suddenly, I remembered an interesting anecdote, Chaplin once participated in a parody show competition, imitated the comedy star Chaplin, Huangguo only won a second place, and today the fat man also has this kind of ridiculous feeling, 'Why is this not like this?'
'Your head is too big, and the surface is smooth and slippery, a bit like a human training breeder," an old lady analyzed, very experienced.
The fat man scratches the back of his head, he can't judge people by his appearance, and he can't just look at the appearance of eggs. ”
Then he turned to the bamboo pole: "Why are you pretending to be the signboard of Daqingshan, today the fake Li ghost meets the real Li Tou, you have to expose you as a liar!"
The bamboo pole looked at this fat man, and the local atmosphere came to his face, "There is no bottom in the s: this guy is wearing two big cloth shirts that are not buttoned, and the cloth shoes on his feet look like they are made by himself, they must be combed by farmers, and the rural people dare to be so arrogant, and the eight achievements are really Daqingshan, and the business is particular about observing the rules and the brain, and the bamboo pole is also proficient in this set, or there are several baskets of eggs, he will slip away now, since he can't go, then he has to be hard to charge to the end, he is quite dry and small breasts:' Fellow, don't spew blood, I've been selling it here for several days, it's a real big green.
Which tunzi are you from, what should you do here, don't make trouble here," the fat man was not in a hurry, hehe said twice: 'Let's use the facts to speak, not afraid of not knowing the goods, just afraid of comparing goods, I have two jobs here, let's beat a few eggs in it.' ”
The enthusiastic audience next to him helped him pick two eggs and a duck egg: "Compared with him, we testify, I bought the eggs here yesterday, and fried them on a plate, which are brown and browned, and they are delicious.
The fat man carded a few small eyes: "Then please take a few in this basket for me." , the man also, like to meddle in things, also found two eggs in the fat man's basket, picked the bottom, and then clicked on the edge of the bowl and knocked the eggs into the bowl, "oops" I thought of an exclamation all around, only to see the eggs in the bowl, the yolk is like a small sun, and the egg white is even more condensed but not scattered, so compared,:. The knocker beat another egg and a duck egg, all of them like this.3 The fat man looked at the bamboo pole in front of him with his arms in his arms: 'Look at what you said this time!'
The bamboo pole's face was also red, and his eyes were wide: "Anyway, I received this egg from Daqingshan!"
The fat man didn't hurry to take out a piece of paper from his pocket, "Everyone take a look, I am the backer of Daqing Mountain, you said that you bought it from us, why haven't you been there!", "Daqingshan is a big place, and it is not just one of you who is a backer, I am a woman egg collected in Xiawazi, and it is also at the foot of Daqingshan, of course, it can also be called Daqingzhi egg!" , Bamboo pole blushed and argued with the fat man, this fat man is really no way, although the words of the bamboo pole are strong words, but it also happens to take advantage of the fat man's loopholes, the fat man suddenly realized that there are still many problems in the sales of products, although to take the route of the brand, but there is no further improvement, patting the brain, the fat man feels that after going back, this matter must be solved, at least from the packaging, After all, at this time, the atmosphere of counterfeiting and shoddy has not yet risen, and some measures can be effective, even if it is a small trademark with a large fingernail to paste it, it can also be divided into true and false.
While he was pondering, the people watching the excitement surrounded him: Comrade, do you sell these eggs, duck eggs, or not?"
The fat man said twice: , I'm sorry everyone, I'm going to give it away, I can't sell it. , those people all showed regretful looks on their faces, and they all left, and no one went to buy the baskets of eggs on the bamboo poles. I was so anxious that the bamboo pole yelled: , don't go, everyone, I didn't lie, it is indeed Daqingshan's eggs"", this guy is not finished, the fat man smashed his mouth, and then came to the bamboo pole: "Brother, this is that you are not particular, you can sell eggs well, why do you have to bring Daqingshan**", the business of the bamboo pole called the fat man to stir up the yellow, and his heart was on fire, if it weren't for the fact that this fat man was too fat, his arms were thicker than his thighs, and he really hated to be beaten:" Dead fat man, I'll just shout, you can still catch me at the police station, eggs, duck eggs, eggs in Daqingshan, cough cough, hey, his throat is his own," the fat man saw that he was hoarse, and he coughed loudly, and he didn't feel funny. Secretly ruthless in his heart: If you kid shouts again, you can only put your baskets of eggs with the nest, of course the fat man can cure him, just transfer a few stones, or simply fight his basket directly to the ground, but the fat man is not ready to do this, after all, it is not easy to do small business, and this matter is also the fat man's own production is not perfect, can not be blamed on the family, how do you know that this bamboo pole is still a strong temper, and the speech is very choking:' Dead fat man, I'm just shouting, you want to go, a poor mountain cannon, and you have to get up here!"
The fat man is really annoyed now, don't look at him on the surface of the grin, like a good man, but in the past few years into the countryside, he really regards himself as a farmer in his bones, and the most unbearable thing is the insult to the farmer, like a bamboo pole to hit a large area, has touched the bottom line of the fat man, damn it, we are not even used to the county magistrate and the Japanese, you dare to be so embarrassed, don't give you a little bit of power, I really think that the peasant brothers are easy to bully!
The fat man picked up his two baskets of eggs, fattened a few earthen baskets containing eggs on the other side, without saying a word, turned around and left, bought a bottle of soda, and didn't know how to return the bottle: watch a movie, I don't know what the name is, a mountain cannon like you, I will be embarrassed to enter the city less in the future!, the bamboo pole thought that he had the upper hand, the more proud, the fat man didn't pay attention to him, first put away his two big baskets, and then turned around to the diagonal opposite side of the bamboo pole, ready to launch a retaliatory action.
At this moment, I saw that the pedestrians on the street suddenly blew up the camp, and ran to the side of the road like crazy, and some people shouted: "Horse hair, get out of the way!"
The fat man fixed his eyes and saw a big horse pulling a carriage, galloping and curtain, the momentum was very amazing, the stop sign on the side of the road was scraped down by the carriage several times, but the horse followed the avenue day by day, galloping all the way, both eyes were straight, because there were too many people, crowded, an old lady with a special basket was squeezed down on the road, eagerly, said nothing to get up, where she fell, was in front of the carriage, the horse was rampage, obviously will not stop, the fat man was scared enough, and he didn't care about competing with the bamboo pole, strode forward, rushed to the startled horse, at the same time, on the other side of the road, there was also a figure rushing over, look at the posture, but also bravely stop the horse"Who, can have this courage?", the fat man is farther away than that person, and he admires it in his heart, it is estimated that it is a People's Liberation Army like Ouyang Hai, you know, if this cow and horse are hairy, it will be like crazy, extremely dangerous; Especially this guy, there is a big carriage behind him, which can bring people under the wheel of the car at once, and between the lightning and flint, the fat man finally saw the figure clearly, and almost dropped his jaw in shock: it was the bamboo pole that he was fighting with just now