After the unexpected dialogue, the movie is still going on an unusual path, and the gloomy voice on the phone asked Sun Jingyao what movie he was going to watch, Sun Jingyao held up the phone and replied seriously: "American Theory"!"

"That's not a horror movie!"

"Don't you think everything Peter Kopla makes is like a horror movie?"

Sun Jingyao's complaint found the characteristics of Peter Kopla, he likes to create an atmosphere no matter what movie he shoots, and he also likes to use plasma to make the scene look bloody and violent, no matter what movie he watches, it is reminiscent of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre", and this complaint also caused a burst of laughter in the movie theater. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Cheng Xiaoyu also laughed, here is the footage of the reshoot, originally here is another mocking Hollywood model who was born as a crossover actor, but after Cheng Xiaoyu and Peter Kopla had some conflicts, it was changed to this.

The reason for this change is that Cheng Xiaoyu is not malicious to ridicule, but also to increase the topic of his movie, and the movie "Screaming and Laughing" is a spoof.

The original main body of the movie consisted of two movies, namely "Scream 1" and "I Know What You Did Last Summer" adapted from Stephen King's novel of the same name, but in this time and space, these two movies are not available, so according to Cheng Xiaoyu's idea, the invited Hollywood editors were interspersed with some classic horror movies in this time and space and some scenes commonly used in horror movies to achieve the purpose of ridicule.

Under Cheng Xiaoyu's adaptation, "Screaming Laughter" is still a nonsensical comedy spoofing Hollywood horror films, which belongs to changing the soup but not the medicine, and the basic structure Cheng Xiaoyu has not changed it, which is an appropriate integration of some stalks suitable for Hollywood movies in the current era.......

When the Avenger, wearing a mask similar to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and wearing a black robe, appeared with a magazine that published sexy photos of Sun Jingyao, the thrilling music and suspenseful atmosphere set off the nonsensical dialogue between the two people with great humor.

In the picture, Sun Jingyao called the Avengers to turn to page 55 with a frightened face, and then knocked down a group of children who asked for candy for Halloween with a baseball bat......

The ridicule of the protagonist of the horror film who has no IQ here is even more explicit, and the people who originally followed the "Declaration of Revenge" on the Internet were usually very curious and liked to use their brains to think.

When the Avenger ran on the lawn with a chainsaw in his hand, he obviously spoofed "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" again, because the chainsaw was very heavy, and the Avenger couldn't catch up with Sun Jingyao, so he could only throw away the chainsaw, and Sun Jingyao also made the mistake that every horror movie protagonist makes, and he is about to fall at a critical moment.....

The avenger who threw away the chainsaw soon caught up with Sun Jingyao, and reached out to tear off Sun Jingyao's clothes, and the movie theater sounded the exclamation of "WOW" at the right time, because Sun Jingyao is not only beautiful enough, but also has a very strong figure, she will also produce a huge nipple shake when she runs, which makes people's hearts ripple.

When filming this scene, Sun Jingyao did not have any shyness, after all, she had also been an underwear model and the spokesperson of an underwear brand in Huaxia.

Although it was an extremely dangerous time, Sun Jingyao only wore underwear, and did not forget to run on the water-sprinkled lawn while concave a few very sexy shapes, and the music changed from horror to cheerfulness.

When the Avenger inserted a large lump of silicone from Sun Jingyao's chest, there was laughter in the theater, and then Sun Jingyao was hit by the car driven by his father, who was supposed to be his savior, which caused a huge laugh in the movie theater, because the American car was ××, which is one of the scenes that often appear in American movies, this stalk is really spoof here, this is the first time that the dead are still dead in a movie so happy.

The fat man next to Cheng Xiaoyu couldn't care about eating popcorn at this time, and kept grinning, it was the first time he had seen such a special horror movie.

At this time, the movie screen went black, and the name of the film "scary.movie" ("Horror Movie") appeared, although the movie had just begun, there was some applause in the Huaxia Theater, which made Cheng Xiaoyu quite surprised, although Wang Ou had already watched it, and there Chinese was no subtitle, he couldn't listen to it, but under the infection of the atmosphere of the movie theater, he couldn't close his mouth with a smile, and he whispered to Cheng Xiaoyu: "Xiaoyu, it seems that you don't have to worry...... I don't even know how you grew up in your brain, how did you come up with such a funny movie....."

Cheng Xiaoyu also secretly breathed a sigh of relief, after all, he didn't know whether a movie that had achieved good results in another time and space could be accepted in this time and space, judging from the plot in the first few minutes, it was still very successful, he smiled: "These inspirations are all God-given ......."

In just a few minutes after the opening, everyone was attracted by such a peculiar horror movie, not only the laughter in the Huaxia Theater, but also the 77 theaters participating in the first round of screenings were full of happy laughter, and all the audience originally took it for granted that this should be a horror movie, but it turned out to be a comedy movie with black humor, and the continuous laughter also made everyone feel very "frightened".....

The movie still didn't release information about the director and actors, but just wanted to flash the name of the movie as a straightforward movie, and then the plot continued to move forward.

The first thing that appeared in the picture was a cute curly-haired cute girl, she was sitting in front of the computer playing with the computer, and suddenly she heard a strange sound, and then walked towards the window, and found that her boyfriend was climbing the window to see her, which startled the cute girl, and the conversation between the two also alarmed her father.

It turns out that the cute girl's father is a drug dealer, and the dialogue between the cute girl and the somewhat cute father once again satirizes the situation of the drug epidemic in the United States.

Waiting for the cute girl's father to leave, the dialogue between the cute girl and her boyfriend is not only quite large, but also very vulgar, when the two are performing a passion scene in bed, then a handsome blonde guy climbed up the window, and then said that he went to the wrong set, here is a little irony All American romance films, there is a plot of climbing the window, and there is a happy laughter in the cinema here.

When the cute girl's boyfriend left,The cute girl asked him again if he wanted to see the picture of PG-13.,Of course, the male owner said he wanted it very much.,As a result, the girl hugged her clothes.,Revealing the chest hair that is very standard.,The frightened boyfriend fell straight downstairs.。

This is a mockery of the American movie classification system, and the cute girl wearing electric briefs before, it is not a pure spoof, it is actually a mockery of the precocious and open social atmosphere of American little girls, but this kind of irony is not offensive at all, although it is indeed very vulgar, but it is very funny.

The plot on campus is also very light-hearted and humorous, and it is completely an American sex comedy routine with no bottom line and no discipline, but unlike ordinary comedy, although the dialogue is vulgar, it mercilessly mocks social issues such as press freedom, racial discrimination, and homosexuality in the United States, such as "They (referring to the media) only interview the stupidest people." ”

There is a picture of the black media driving away in a news car as soon as they heard that it was a white person who died...... and other small details of black humor, the laughter in the movie theater has not stopped, everyone found that their faces were actually a little stiff so quickly, when the facial muscles had just relaxed, and the expression was more serious, there was another laugh, which made people laugh uncontrollably, some chuckled, some people laughed so much that their shoulders shook, and even laughed like bellows.

At this point, six people began to sit next to the fountain and recall that they had killed a man in an accident last summer.

The male protagonist is also the boyfriend of the cute girl.,One night I drove my friend's father's car.,Driving five other people to a certain place on a quiet highway.,There are all kinds of vulgar kissing shots in the car.,As a result, because a group of people are playing too H.,A series of hilarious accidents occurred.,The male owner accidentally hit a person while driving.,Several people were very flustered.,Thinking they hit someone.。

After a few people got out of the car, they began to argue about what to do, and some people said that they wanted to call the police, but the blonde friend of the male protagonist said that he didn't want to go to prison and be circled by hungry prisoners, and he resolutely disagreed.

But in fact, the silver-haired old man who was hit didn't have anything to do, and stood up and said, "I'm fine....."

However, no one heard, and the golden retriever said, "Oh my God!

The old man who was hit said: "No, I will walk by myself....."

Several people still turned a deaf ear, and were still discussing how to throw the person who was hit into the sea, and when several people made a decision to move the body, the golden retriever just threw a wine bottle out, and directly smashed the silver-haired old man who turned around and was about to leave to the ground.....

Seeing this reversed scene, the entire Huaxia Theater was full of laughter, and the fat man sitting next to Cheng Xiaoyu grabbed his friend and said: "This is the funniest movie I've seen this year, this director is a bit powerful, I like it....... Although I'm planning to watch horror movies......"

His friend was also laughing with red ears and red ears, and his tears were about to fall, so dense laughter came wave after wave, so he wiped the moist corners of his eyes and said, "It's really not good, I'm about to die of laughter...... It's also the funniest movie I've seen this year....."

Then the stupid brother of the black curly-haired girl, who took drugs and drove to the scene, by mistake, the silver-haired old man who did not really die was thrown into the sea by six people, and here is the plot of "I know what you did last summer" as stated on the poster.

At the end of the memory, the six people are discussing that their story will be made into a horror movie, and the only cute girl in this movie who is not a boba says: "I think they will definitely find a big breasted girl to play my ....."

Golden Retriever Jiyou laughed that maybe he would find an old woman in her thirties to play her, and the protagonists in the movie laughed happily, which also made the audience in the movie theater laugh happily.

Then the boba hostess and the police fool dumb appeared, and the boba hostess went to the interview car with the fool dumb in order to get inside information, and the picture turned to the classroom where the heroine was class, and the teacher who had a leg with the students sat on the podium and smoked, and when the heroine was bored, she saw a man in black with a chainsaw and a mask outside the window.

This frightened the heroine, after the shock, the man in black hid behind the tree, the heroine found a note on the desk, which said, "I know what you did last summer", but the heroine recalled the scene of herself and her boyfriend eating sausages by the lake.

But immediately another note appeared on the table, which said, "No, I mean you killed someone." ”

At this time, the impassioned speech of the glasses girl who was talking about the freedom that the First Amendment brought them from the podium satirized the American elite politics.

The principal and the sheriff are telling vulgar jokes in the office, and the cute girl is called to the office by the foolish dumb, and the dialogue here was changed by the screenwriter to the interrogation dialogue of a very famous movie "Forty-Eight Hours" at this time, but the original charming rivalry is performed very funny.

Immediately the picture turned to the Golden Retriever and the black man Da Zhuang, after the Golden Retriever finished punching the sandbag, he saw a photo inserted in his locker, and when he picked it up, he saw that it was a photo of his little Ding Ding, which read "I know everything", which made the Golden Retriever Ji Friend thunder, and shouted loudly in the locker room: "Who did this? Where are you? It's not funny at all! Ding Ding is so small, he can be regarded as disabled! How can you bully a disabled fellow ......?"

The golden hairy friend thought that the black man was doing the ghost, and ran to the fountain and quarreled with the black man, and several people asked what was the matter, and the golden retriever took out a photo of his little Ding Ding, which caused everyone to laugh.

Here the golden retriever friend inexplicably beat the cute girl host, and other people watched indifferently, including the cute girl's boyfriend, here is a satire of school violence, and it is also a mockery of all those who commit violence against others, all of whom have shortcomings.

The picture turns to the scene where the girlfriend of the golden retriever is participating in the election, the golden retriever friend and the cute girl and the male protagonist, standing on the second floor to watch, in the applause and cheers, a group of beauties in bikinis show themselves on the stage, when the golden retriever girlfriend appears, a group of men cheered loudly, and said that he and the pretentious woman have a leg, which makes the golden retriever friend angry because of the grassland above his head.

The talent show of the pretentious woman is acting.,At this time, the cute girl went downstairs.,The male owner went to the toilet.,Only the golden retriever was left upstairs.,In the warm applause of the audience,The pretentious girl started the show.,When she turned around, she saw her boyfriend on the second floor.,Behind the golden retriever appeared an avenger with a mask and a black robe holding a sharp blade.。

This is called the Maiden was shocked and began to call out the name of the Golden Retriever: "Watch your back, Gray! It's him, it's the murderer!"

The real reaction of the pretentious woman was regarded as acting by everyone, she shouted loudly: "Help! Help!" but everyone was indifferent, the pretentious woman could only watch the golden retriever on the second floor being repeatedly stabbed to death by the man in black with a knife, but the real call and despair were regarded as acting, the golden retriever was cut throat by the avenger in black, and the pretentious woman ran off the stage in a panic with tears in her eyes.

All the audience in the audience stood up and gave the pretentious girl earth-shaking applause and cheers, the man in black left in a dashing manner, the prevaricator became the beauty pageant champion, when the host announced that the prevariant girl became the champion, the pretentious girl immediately jumped up happily, completely forgetting that her boyfriend had just been killed, she returned to the stage with a smile, and under the accompaniment of the Italian opera, the prevariant snatched the crown and flowers, and began to receive thunderous applause, until she was smashed off the stage by a bouquet of flowers.

Seeing the whole very black humorous play, the whole movie theater burst into laughter, Cheng Xiaoyu saw the audience around him laughing forward and backwards, and they also laughed happily, but there was still a small place where there was some silence, that is, the film critic's seat, which did not match the whole happy theater at all.

Emerson, a columnist for "Movie Weekly", frowned at the moment, although he couldn't help but laugh several times, but this movie is really ironic and vulgar, not at all as connotative as real black humor, like playing with the weaknesses of Hollywood movies and horror movies, which makes people feel too nonsensical.......

There are not only film critics like Emerson, especially those film critics who feel that they have a lot of connotation, they think that this movie is extremely boring, even if there is a mockery of racial discrimination in it, even if the deconstruction of hot films and social phenomena in it is very worth experiencing, even if there are many puns on vulgar lines, so that people who have watched many movies, especially horror movies, will laugh helplessly when they see a familiar scene that has been tampered with beyond recognition.

But they just felt that the film was a malicious mockery of Hollywood films, and that it was a spoof version of a compilation of films, and that the director used shoddy tactics to cater to the audience, and used everything to make fun of it so that critics didn't like it.

"Maybe it would have been better if the film hadn't been so vulgar. Emerson thought, but it's a pity that a movie with great potential has been turned into a farce by the director's hodgepodge of expressions, Emerson has already scored this movie at the moment, according to the rules of the IMDB, out of ten, he will give five points, no more.....

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