Film critics don't like it, it doesn't mean that the public doesn't like it, at least most of the audience in the movie theater watched it very happily, the fat man next to Cheng Xiaoyu had already eaten a large bucket of popcorn, but some white crumbs fell off, the fat man didn't find it, he was still engrossed in the movie, and the laughter of "hehe" has been echoing in Cheng Xiaoyu's ears and has not stopped. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

After the pretentious woman wearing a bikini with a crystal crown won the championship, she was indifferent to her boyfriend's death, and the cute girl heroine and her boyfriend discussed why they couldn't see the body of the golden retriever, and wondered where the corpse could go, and the three of them completely ignored the black-clothed avenger who was cleaning behind him and wiped the floor and dragged the golden retriever's body away, which is another irony of the protagonists in horror movies Most of them are forcibly blind.

The cute girl returned home, soaked in the bathtub full of soap bubbles while taking a bath while shaving her armpit hair, humming the theme song of the famous horror movie "Fright Night", and one of the supporting characters of "Fright Night" was abused and killed in the bathtub, at this time the phone rang, and a slightly hoarse voice appeared on the phone, which scared the cute girl hostess, but it turned out to be her boyfriend.

After some sweet talk with her boyfriend, the phone rang for the second time, this time it was really the man in the black robe and mask, but he just said: "I know what you did last summer..."

The horror music sounded,When I ran downstairs,The phone in the stairwell rang again,This scared the cute girl screamed,But the next plot is quite subversive,The picture appeared because the camera chased the heroine too close,Resulting in the camera and the cute girl collided,Of course, this is not an accident,From the beginning of someone walking on the wrong set,You can understand that the director deliberately created a comedic effect that makes people play every minute......

Generally, this kind of plot only occasionally appears in cartoons, and in order to let the audience get a sense of substitution, it is a taboo to shoot in this way, but this movie is very cleverly integrated, and the sudden prank joke on the audience is full of effect, and the audience in the theater burst into laughter, impressed by the director's genius.

The cute girl pushed the camera to answer the phone, and the man in black let out a ghostly laugh while making a declaration of "I'm going to kill you", and asked the cute girl host, "Do you know where I am?"

The cute girl let out a frightened gasp.,Then nervously looking in the house.,I saw the black-robed avenger hiding next to the sofa.,The feet are still exposed.,The avenger who was found was very annoyed.,Ask the heroine to turn around.,Hide under the carpet again.,But I don't think it's hidden enough.,Come out from under the carpet.,Hide behind the curtains.,But forgot to hide the hook in your hand.。

After hiding, the black-clothed avenger asked loudly: "You don't know where I am now, do you?"

The cute girl was on the line at this time, ready to escape, but the black-robed avenger also chased it out, but she tripped over the big flower pot in front of her, and the heroine had unscientific things to push all the way to block the pursuit, and it didn't matter whether it was reasonable or not, even an old woman was pushed down the stairs by the heroine to stop the black-robed avenger, and the innocent old woman who just stood up was immediately smashed to the ground by the piano pushed down by the heroine.

There was another burst of laughter in the movie theater, and the fat man next to Cheng Xiaoyu laughed breathlessly, anyway, before the end of the movie, the supporting roles were all hanging, and the protagonist and villain could all survive.

The head of the cute girl rushed to the room and called the police through the computer.,Here by the way, there was a black American policeman.,The police shouted in the car that a white woman called the police.,Soon appeared near the cute girl's house.。

And heard the siren sounded.,The black-robed avenger was scared to leave.,And the black-robed avenger didn't leave for long.,It just so happened that the male owner climbed up from the window again.,When the two hugged,,A pair of gloves and daggers fell off the male owner.,This called the cute girl became suspicious of the male owner.,Think he's the murderer.。

The male protagonist said loudly that I can explain.,The cute girl female owner didn't believe the male protagonist at all, turned around and ran away.,Flee downstairs and open the door.,The fool in a police uniform stood at the door with the mask of a black-robed avenger.,And almost scared the cute girl.。

The picture turned to the police station, and after throwing out a bunch of stalks to mock the American police, the cute girl and the pretentious girl rushed out of the encirclement of the reporter and left, at this time, the black-clothed avenger with a mask appeared, and called the black man who liked to take drugs, and the black man was taking drugs again, completely unaware that he was talking to a perverted murderer, and the black-robed avenger was chatting very happily.

And the cute girl who didn't dare to go back returned to the house of the pretentious girl.,After being smashed under the bed by the younger brother of the pretentious girl, that is, the foolish dumb with an ice pack,The cute girl found that Dumb also knew that they had killed someone.,At this time, the mother of the pretentious girl came up and asked the cute girl to answer the phone.,Sure enough, it's an avenger again.,He also told the cute girl that you caught the wrong person.。

Back to school, the plot is constantly shaking all kinds of baggage, this mileage Xiaoyu also spoofed the 'idol plan', although the 'idol plan' is not a household name in the United States, but it is also the most famous Asian idol group in the United States, when the boyfriend who was mistaken by the cute girl for the black-robed avenger appeared by his side, the two quarreled again, and the cute girl said that she still couldn't let go of what happened last year.

And the male protagonist expressed his puzzlement, saying that it had been so long and he should be relieved.

When everyone thought that the two were talking about the murder last year, but there was a turn of gods again, and the cute girl suddenly turned into a fan girl of the "Idol Project", saying that it was still unacceptable for Xu Qinning to quit the group, saying that the "Idol Project" still needed her.....

Of course, this does not resonate with American audiences...... Cheng Xiaoyu also knows this, but he insists on making it like this, after all, this movie will also be released in Huaxia, and this joke can also make himself happy, so the work is also to please himself.

The cute girl in the dressing room was ridiculed by the pretend girl, but soon the pretend girl died, and this bizarre way of death refreshed the lower limit of horror films, she completely died in her superb performance, and she was killed in the locker room without the help of the black-robed avenger, and this scene was a fragment of imitation of "Demon School", but no one seemed to find out about the death of the pretentious girl.

After the black friend and her pigtailed girlfriend were passionate in the room, the scene jumped to the big-breasted hostess who had a leg with the fool Dumb interviewing a supporting role woman in the suburbs, watching the woman being killed by the black-robed Avenger throughout the whole process, and what it was like to interview the supporting role woman, is it very painful, and the supporting role girl shouted: "It hurts! ”

But the big-breasted hostess replied: "I really want to save you, but the ratings are more important...... and immediately raised the microphone and asked the black-robed avenger: "Sir, do you have anything to say?"

But this angered the black-robed avenger and directly began to hunt down the big-breasted hostess, which resulted in the photographer being killed, and the hostess left countless remorseful snot under the camera, this scene is disgusting and unbearable.

The black friend and the pigtails came to the movie theater to watch a movie, and there were many spoofs here, the black friend went to the bathroom, and the pigtailed girl's behavior in the movie theater violated all the movie etiquette, she not only made a lot of noise, made phone calls, ate very bad food, took out the camera, and the most hateful thing was that she also made loud spoilers...... This is called the anger of the crowd in the movie theater, in addition to some normal audiences, there are many classic characters in the movie theater, the black-robed avenger sat next to the pigtailed girl, took out the knife, but was snatched by the unbearable crowd, and was stabbed to death by countless people one by one, this is completely the plot of "Murder on the Orient Express".

Seeing this, the movie theater began to coax, and the laughter of "haha ......" was endless, the fat fat of the fat man next to Cheng Xiaoyu was trembling all the time, and the audience in front of him was laughing back and forth, and it seemed that they were almost fainting with laughter.

Cheng Xiaoyu also saw many people wiping their tears in the dark, although he didn't know if it was so funny, but the fat man next to him chanted: "This is really vulgar! But I like ......" while laughing.

The whole Huaxia Theater is a sea of joy, originally just expecting to get a delicious dim sum, but I didn't expect to taste a big meal, and there has been no movie for a long time that can make their facial muscles twitch wildly......

At this time, the movie has come to an end, and Cheng Xiaoyu no longer observes the audience's reaction, it is obvious that he succeeded, even if he is a little familiar with this movie, but he still began to watch the movie with interest.

In the picture, the heroine's cute sister's house began to hold a party, the first to hang up was a fat girl, and then the cute girl and the male protagonist reunited, the two came to the bedroom, and after some sweet words, they wanted to stage a passion play, Cheng Xiaoyu was also the first time to shoot this kind of large-scale drama, in fact, he was still a little shy, it was a mirror called David's palm.

The male protagonist smiled and said: "This is like a clip from a movie." ”

The heroine said infinitely affectionately: "But this is not a movie, Babi, it's true." ”

The male protagonist said seriously: "This is a movie, where is the radio, where is the photographer, the staff are all ......" After the male protagonist finished speaking, the camera switched to the filming crew, seeing this, Wang Ou patted Cheng Xiaoyu's arm excitedly, this is Wang Ou's movie debut.

He performed a cinematographer on it, and the director sitting next to him was played by David, and the recording engineer and the two staff members were also real staff, not invited group performers.

The performance of several staff members here is also in place, and they don't dare to look at the screen with an embarrassed face. The third appearance of this stalk once again subverted the audience's cognition, a bold director has seen it, and it is the first time I have seen such a bold director.....

Then the male and female protagonists began to kiss, which caused the tongue to knot. The black-robed avenger and the drug-loving black man played together, the cute girl and the male protagonist enjoyed a moment of passion in the bedroom, the male protagonist brought a periscope and picked up a chainsaw to help the female protagonist saw the hair, the female protagonist performed like a barbarian on horseback to make the audience laugh badly, and the lines she said on the male protagonist were the lines of the movie "Black Room", which won the last Academy Award for Best Picture.

The two of them moved so loudly that the whole house was shaking, after the passion of this horror movie, the cute girl was directly glued to the wall by the male protagonist's JY, this vulgar scene, so that the cinema was immersed in laughter.

The black-robed avenger killed everyone except the black man in the house when he was rapping.,After the cute girl and the male host finished their work,The black-robed avenger suddenly rushed into the house and stabbed the male protagonist directly.。

The heroine panicked, rolled and crawled, and ran downstairs in fright to take out the gun from the drawer, and met the black man who was not killed by the black-robed avenger, at this time, the blood-stained male protagonist also followed, and the male protagonist who pretended to be injured took the gun from the female protagonist, and then unexpectedly shot and killed the innocent black man who loved drugs.

The female protagonist couldn't understand the male protagonist's approach at all, and looked at the male protagonist with a look of surprise, and he just wiped a handful of red stains on the T-shirt, and licked it with his tongue and said: "Tomato sauce, my mother only likes to put this in pasta." ”

At this time, the black friend who was attacked by a big fork in the movie theater also appeared.,It turned out that the two of them were in a gang.,The female protagonist was forced into the kitchen by two people.,The cute girl asked the male protagonist with a sad face: "Why did you do this?"

The male protagonist mockingly asked: "Why? Why?" and turned to the black friend and said: "Xiao Lei, she asked me why, she needs a motive ....."

"What's the plot of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"?"

The black friend shook his head and said, "No!"

"Who did the hell with such a stalk, it's rotten!" The male protagonist took a knife and forced into the cute girl and said: "But I don't think so!It is said that the sequel is a ..... starring Catherine and Douglas"

The cute girl shook her head and said with a sad face: "But the director is too bad....."

The male protagonist held the knife and said seriously: "I think the key is that Catherine will not act in the passion scene at all, which is the reason for the perverted behavior......"

For such unbridled ridicule, the audience in the cinema is simply crazy with laughter, there has never been a movie that satirizes another movie and director like a talk show, the fat man next to Cheng Xiaoyu couldn't stop laughing "haha", patted the chair and said to his friend: "This director must have a grudge against Peter Kopla, otherwise how could he be so bad...... But I admire him! To be honest, I'm tired of watching those brainless plasma violence movies, what else can they do but stimulate the senses?"

"I think this guy is at least very positive, Catherine doesn't act in passion plays, it's a pity......." And his friend also couldn't close his mouth with a smile, gasping and said, everyone didn't expect that the climax of the laughter was wave after wave, making people unable to relax at all, and their faces were about to laugh......

The black friend tied up the cute girl's father in an S/M way and dragged it in, and the heroine shouted in panic: "Are you going to frame him for all this?"

The black friend shook his head and said, "No, we're just going to play with your dad....."

After the three of them had a nonsensical hilarious conversation, the black friend stabbed the male protagonist to death with a knife, and then was cut to death by the black-robed avenger who suddenly jumped out with a chainsaw, and said: "Who said that "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" is a bad movie....."

The black friend lay on the butt of the male protagonist, and the two died together, and then the black-robed avenger had a fight with the cute girl, and the heroine who was originally a scumbag suddenly broke out with amazing combat effectiveness, and all the fighting scenes here are imitations of the classic Chinese kung fu movie, Li Dalong's "Enter the Dragon", and the name of the room "Who is me".

And here is also used "bullet time" such shooting techniques, because there is no "Matrix", such a magic skill is the first time to appear on the movie screen, after a "wonderful" fight, the cute girl saved her father, and the police also rushed over in time, the heroine was taken back to the police station, and under some interrogation, the heroine Meng Mei finally guessed who the killer was.

That's the dumb who has been unnoticed.

The sheriff and the cute girl chased him out, but Dumb had already gone away at this time, it turned out that he was not a fool at all, he had always pretended, he took off his disguise, and changed from a fool to a handsome guy, at this time the big-breasted host drove an open-top car to pick him up, and the two drove away.....

The sheriff and the cute girl who chased out picked up the backpack that Dumb had thrown down, which contained a mask and a dagger, which made the heroine collapse and shouted: "No!"

The sheriff leaves, the camera zooms up, and the heroine standing in the middle of the road is directly hit into the sky by the speeding car.......

The picture turned black, flashing "Cheng Xiaoyu's works", followed by tidbits, the black man was stunned and said first: "How are you! If you are watching this film, it means that I have not succeeded, I am either locked up or dead, no matter what, I want to tell everyone the rules of survival, the first action must be fast, the second is not to fall, and the third is not to look back no matter what, good luck to me!" Then the black man was stunned and grabbed the things in the supermarket and ran, and the Indian clerk took out his gun and started shooting.....

Then the screen went black again, and the names of the producers "Xichu Pictures" and "Universal Pictures" appeared, and the cast began to slide, at which point all the audience stood up and began to applaud, and the loud applause almost covered up the prelude to the film's ending song.

Countless people laughed and said, "This movie is amazing! To be honest, it is unexpectedly good......

"It's a bit of a surprise, it's unbelievably beautiful..... I remember the director's name, cheng......!

"It's the first time I've seen such an interesting horror movie......"

"It's one of the funniest R-rated comedies I've ever seen......."

There was a lot of noise in the Huaxia Theater, and many audiences began to leave their seats, but gradually the movie theater was quiet again, everyone stayed where they were, and only the sound of the ending song remained in the whole hall...... The fierce drumbeat, the strong guitar and the deep bass, as well as Cheng Xiaoyu's roar, pulled everyone in place........ （BGM《in.zhe.end》―linkinPARK)

All the audience members turned their heads to the big screen and began to stare intently at the slowly sliding credits, and began to look for the name of the ending song and the name of the singer......