The Simpsons 2
The next morning, Guo Furong, who had been thinking about it for a night, finally came up with a "clever plan", but to implement this plan, the shopkeeper still needed to respond from the side.
In the lobby, the shopkeeper looked surprised: "Blind date?!" β
Xiao Guo was very enthusiastic, "Yes, yes, this is the blind date manual I borrowed from the Song matchmaker in the east!" β
The shopkeeper's gossip soul burned: "Hey, hey, is Wushuang saying that she is going on a blind date?" β
Xiao Guo looked proud: "How is that possible, this is my idea!" Anyway, if you don't care about it, success is the best, if you don't, you should broaden your horizons and enrich your life! β
At this time, Lao Bai came out from behind the pillar: "I think it will be, Wushuang is not a big boss now, and if he doesn't marry, it will become a Christmas tree!" β
Shopkeeper: "Christmas tree? What does it mean? β
Lao Bai thought that he knew women very well, and he proudly gave the shopkeeper a lesson, "This woman only needs to be one Guo twenty-five, no matter how beautiful she looks, it will be a problem, and I am anxious." β
However, he seems to have forgotten that the shopkeeper is beyond the threshold of 25 years old.
The shopkeeper's face was expressionless, as if it was calm before the storm: "What's wrong with twenty-five?" If you are a person, you have to be old, or if you are less than twenty-five, it is called an untimely death, and what kind of Christmas tree, and no one wants an old woman? Speaking of which, the shopkeeper finally broke out: "The old woman has to jump off the building for a discounted sale, and you can pick three handfuls for one dollar!" β
"I didn't say you, what are you anxious about?"
"I'm back." Before the person arrives, the sound comes first.
Everyone looked up and saw that Wushuang was back from patrolling the streets.
Lao Bai hurriedly greeted him, "Wushuang, come and sit down, I'm talking about you......"
Xiao Guo also smiled all over his face, "Hey Wushuang, let's choose one." As he spoke, he handed over the blind date manual.
Wushuang was very curious: "What is this choice?" β
Xiao Guo naturally didn't want to say it explicitly, so he said perfunctorily: "This is an emotional test question, Wushuang, you have to answer it seriously." β
Wushuang was confused for a moment, and could only smile reluctantly.
Xiao Guo: "Is the lover of your dreams rare or a woman?" β
β......β
Seeing everyone's weird eyes, Xiao Guo smiled awkwardly: "Uh, hehe, of course it's a man... Ahem, turn to page four, find it, do you like married or unmarried? β
Wushuang frowned.
"Of course it should be unmarried, uh, turn to page eight, ahaha, found it, you like Wen? Or is it martial? Or is it both civil and military? β
"Nonsense, both civil and military!" Lao Bai replied.
Xiao Guo: "Wushuang chooses a husband, what's the matter with you?" While staying away. β
"Choosing a husband?!" Wushuang suddenly felt that the world was deeply malicious.
Xiao Guo was speechless for a while, so he could only try his best to flicker: "Well, the word 'husband' is just a sigh, it has no practical meaning, choosing a husband and choosing a husband is choosing a husband." β
Lao Bai also nodded at the right time.
Wushuang was really fooled for a while, or just to end the topic as soon as possible, pretending to be fooled.
"I like Wen, Wen."
Hearing this answer, Xiao Guo immediately thought of Xiucai and muttered: "Literary, literary, why did you choose the text...... Flip to twenty pages...... Do you prefer to be quiet or active, or to be both active and quiet? β
"I like to be quiet."
Xiao Guo twisted his neck, stared at his eyes, and his expression was not very beautiful.
Wushuang found that something was wrong no matter how dull he was, so he immediately changed his words: "Forget it, forget it, I still prefer to be active." β
Xiao Guo immediately grinned: "I like to be active, okay, good, turn to page 25......"
After a long time, the shopkeeper settled the accounts, and Lao Bai leaned against the pillar and took a nap....
Wushuang answered this question weakly: "I like ...... who are knowledgeable and ambitious."
Xiao Guo: "Page 189...... Ah, the last question (with one foot on the stool) like...... (Bai Zhantang was woken up in a dream) like... (A book)... I'll just answer that for you..."
Wushuang: "Why did you answer for me?" β
Xiao Guo: "If you like to be amorous or single-minded, of course you are single-minded......"
Wushuang immediately retorted: "No, I like amorous." β
"Huh?"
"What's wrong?"
The shopkeeper also raised his head from the account book, "If you like amorous, how much suffering will you have to collect in the second half of your life?" β
Wushuang frowned: "The second half of your life? Isn't it just an ordinary emotional test? β
"You can't like amorous ones."
Xiao Guo breathed a sigh of relief, "You don't have to deal with her, you have to listen to yourself for this kind of thing, you can choose how you want, no one will blame you, hehe." β
"Then I still like amorous."
Xiao Guo was already so happy that he couldn't close his mouth: "Hehe, good." β
Wushuang reached out and took the manual: "Let me see the answer......"
Xiao Guo immediately took it back, "Let me sort out this answer and tell you later, if you still have something, then go patrol the street first." β
"Hey, I'll take a look......"
Xiao Guo pushed her out, "I'll tell you later, bye-bye." β
Wushuang left the scene, and Xiao Guo immediately got up: "Guys, the answer has been revealed, Dangdang Dangdang ......"
At this time, the voyeur for a long time finally dared to come up: "Simpson?!" β
"What, you know?"
"Recognize! When I was a child, I went to a private school, and I studied foreign language with him for a few days. β
As soon as he heard this, the shopkeeper immediately asked, "How is this person's character?" β
"When I was a child, I looked quite honest, but I didn't know what happened when I grew up, at that time, his father often went to the Western Regions to do business, and he left when he was a teenager, when did he come back?"
Xiao Guo: "Shopkeeper, do you think this person is good?" β
The shopkeeper looked at the sketches on the album and was a little blind, "How can you see just looking at the portrait, it looks like a person with thick eyebrows and big eyes, I don't know how this real person is." β
In the end, Lao Bai made the final decision: "Whether it succeeds or not, it is a unique choice anyway, can't you just call a real person to take a look?" β
In the afternoon, Xiao Guo went to fetch wine to the guests, when a gentleman in a suit and leather shoes and a walking stick came to the inn.
"Excuse me, who is looking for me?"
Xiucai immediately greeted him: "Simpson! β
Simpson raps Mandarin: "Your Excellency is ......"
"Lu Qinghou."
"Monkeys? οΌoh my god look at you!β
Lao Bai was scratching his head when he heard it, and asked Xiucai in a low voice: "What is he talking about?" β
"Oh my God, look at your virtue!"
"Thou Virtue"
"I'll translate his words."
Simpson was very enthusiastic, pulling Xiucai and not letting go, "Come and let me see you, you've grown so tall." β
"You've changed a lot."
"Dear God, I never dreamed of seeing you here, u kno hat's that it's destiny."
Xiucai took the initiative to translate for several people; "You know what, that's fate."
βcome on man give me a hug!β
"Come and give me a hug, buddy!"