"Monkey, you opened this inn?"

At this time, the shopkeeper jumped out: "It's not him, I opened it." ”

Xiucai also immediately introduced, "Pusen, this is our shopkeeper Tong." ”

“nice to meet you!” Simpson bowed down and grabbed his hand to nibble.

Lao Bai suddenly changed color, and pointed at Simpson, "What's going on? I gnawed my fingers the first time we met, isn't this a blind bear?"

Xiucai hurriedly explained: "This is foreign etiquette, etiquette. ”

Lao Baicai didn't care about any etiquette or impropriety, he directly stuffed a bowl into Simpson's mouth, "Etiquette let him take this, Sunflower Solution!"

After solving the acupuncture, Simpson was shocked and frightened, and immediately withdrew, looking at Lao Bai with different eyes.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, in this way, Xiao Guo, you tell him. ”

Xiao Guo also learned the other party's foreign accent, "Hello Mr. Xin." ”

"Don't call me sir, my name is simpson. ”

Xiao Guo was already confused: "What forest?"

"Simpson, please read it to me: Simpson. ”

“simpson？”

"Pay attention to my p, but take it out and read p. ”

Xiao Guo: "P (flat)"

Simpson hurriedly corrected: "It's p not a fart." ”

Xiao Guo still spoke in a foreign tone: "Mr. P, I found you." ”

Simpson was defeated by the other party's way of communication, so he had to confess: "This girl, please speak well, I can hear and hear." ”

Hearing this, Xiao Guo also breathed a sigh of relief, and his tone returned to normal: "Then I'll make a long story short, in fact, I didn't mean anything else when I came to you, well, I just want to ...... Shopkeeper, it's better for you to say. ”

The shopkeeper immediately prevaricated: "No, no, no, you still say." ”

Simpson saw the performance of the two and misunderstood, so he smiled and said: "Two ladies, if it is an investment (chicken) matter, then it will end here." ”

"Cast chickens?"

"I do have some spare money and am looking for some investment projects, but I'm very sorry, I don't know much about the business of the passenger station, so I have no plans to do this for the time being. ”

"Who told you to speculate?"

"I learned a saying in your country, if you don't have money, you have to die. ”

Everyone: "Hey, wait, your country?!"

Simpson immediately went online: "Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you that I'm already a foreigner... It's not that I'm not patriotic, it's really forced by life, don't hide it from everyone, after I entered a foreign country, I felt guilty in my heart, and I dreamed of the Yangtze River, the Pearl River, the Songhua River more than once, ......"

Seeing the other party's tears, Lao Bai's forehead was greatly moved: "Have you been to so many places?"

"I haven't been there, I've just dreamed, every time I wake up crying from a dream, it's always foggy in front of me, and every time at this time, a sad voice lingers in my ears, come on music......! Ou~~"

The "beautiful" singing swept in, and the guests ran away, and Lao Bai hurried to chase after him......

The shopkeeper hurriedly grabbed the fake foreign devil, "Don't sing anymore, listen to the strange cautious, my silver..."

Simpson had already cried a handful of snot and tears, "Oh, sorry, I'm a little out of shape...... Where's the bathroom?"

Everyone: "Bathroom?"

"Please, isn't there even a bathroom at such a big passenger station? ”

Xiucai finally reacted, "You want to wash your face, come with me in the backyard." ”

In the backyard, Simpson finished washing his face, and Xiucai splashed the water on the ground.

Simpson looked disgusted: "Oh, monkey, you are very unhygienic like this, and you have mud all over the floor." ”

"Hey, there's mud to call the ground. ”

"Hatever, it's a pleasure to meet you this time. ”

Lu Xiucai also dragged two foreign sentences: "me too, me too." ”

"Can I get out then?"

"What? are you leaving?"

Simpson had already put on a different face at this time: "I said it, I don't do blind investment, I'm a businessman, not a philanthropist, okay?" "But no one told you to invest." ”

"Don't invest, then what did you call me for?"

"Blind date!"

Simpson immediately screamed: "Hat?!oh, sure, I remember, when I first returned to China, I did give some information to the matchmaker, no wonder." ”

At this time, Xiao Guo and the shopkeeper also came in.

"Hi, Xiao Xin. ”

Simpson was smiling at the moment: "Oh, allow me to guess. ”

The shopkeeper immediately interrupted him, "Don't guess, the blind date hasn't come yet." ”

"Xiao Xin, no, Mr. P....."

Simpson immediately corrected: "Call me Simpson." ”

"Well, Purson, you're doing well abroad, why are you coming back?"

Simpson immediately began to act again, tears on call: "What if I don't come back? This is my hometown, the place where I raised my teachers and students, Lisen..."

Tong and Guo looked ignorant: "Huh?"

Xiucai immediately translated: "Listen!"

"In the sky, but the sound is constantly echoing, look!"

"He's watching, watching. Xiucai continued to translate.

"In the grass, the white wildflowers are fragrant, Dear God, this is the hometon of my dreams... Alays, always, and only hometon, oh, sorry, I'm out of shape again......"

The shopkeeper directly pushed Xiao Guo out of the backyard, and muttered: "Is this person okay?

Xiao Guo didn't know what psychology he had, and praised the fake foreign devil vigorously: "I think people are very good, how patriotic they are, they cry when they mention their hometown, what kind of feelings is this." ”

"The problem is that I cried too often, several times in less than a quarter of an hour. ”

"Oh, you don't understand, this is called a child's heart, just rush to his sincere tears, no matter how you look for it, you have to give him a chance. ”

Hehe, what kind of heart Xiao Guo has is clearly revealed at this moment.

。。。。。。。

At dinnertime, Big Mouth prepared a table full of good dishes, but unfortunately it was not opened......

Mo Xiaobei, a foodie, couldn't help it: "I'm annoyed, I'm annoyed, when will I start eating?"

The shopkeeper also looked anxious, "What's the matter, why haven't you come back... Sit down with that Pusen, don't worry, she'll be here in a moment. ”

"I'm not in a hurry, it's just that my stomach is ......"

Seeing the other party's reaction, the shopkeeper didn't snub the guests, "If you're hungry, then let's start eating first." ”

"It's time to eat. ”

"What a rich day. ”

Just as everyone was about to pick up the dishes, they heard Simpson shouting, "ait!"

Everyone looked confused: "Who are you feeding?"

Xiao Guo is serious: "What he said was a stomachache, and he must be hungry." ”

Xiucai hurriedly explained to a few people: "What stomach pain, ait is in English, tell us to wait." ”

The shopkeeper immediately laughed and said, "Hey, I've learned to feel sorry for people...... It's okay, I've left food for Wushuang......"

"I don't mean that, I mean, wouldn't it be unhygienic?"

Big Mouth hurriedly retorted: "No, I washed the dishes before serving." ”

"I know, can we divide the meal?"