"Brothers, don't you think I have any?"

"Brother gun, move away, we want to take a screenshot!"

"Dry. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Fang Hong shrugged his shoulders and stepped aside: "We are ...... now"

"Amazon!"

"Well, you guys are witty."

Fang Hong smiled: "As the saying goes, God used six days to create the world, and it took seven days to create Brazil, the country of Brazil, is the most beloved country by God on the whole earth, if there is really God." ”

"When the Europeans get here, it's like seeing heaven."

"There are two extremes in the Americas, one is Mexico, which is forgotten by God, and the other is Brazil, where God lives. It's not that there is a spiritual difference, but that Brazil is a wonderful land. ”

"When the Europeans first arrived here, they started planting with the mentality of trying, and at that time, the European aristocracy stayed to eat sugar, and the desserts were proud of their sweet disgusting, so this sugar-producing country became rich instantly. Not long after, gold and silver mines and diamond mines were discovered in Brazil, and the fertile fields were instantly deserted, and generations of Brazilians slept at home counting money. People in all countries are thinking, just your shit luck, when it's gone, see how you starve to death. ”

"As a result, the gold and silver mines were hollowed out, new gold and silver mines were discovered, and again hollowed out, new ones were discovered. It wasn't until Brazil's gold and silver production was drastically reduced that the Europeans finally thought, "Hey, you're unlucky, too?" As a result, the rubber grown in Brazil grew better than in Southeast Asia, and generations of Brazilians began to lie down and count their money. ”

"Damn, Brother Gun, don't lie to me to go to Brazil......"

Fang Hong laughed: "In that era, North America was weaker than South America. South American countries, led by Brazil and Argentina, were far ahead of the United States at the time. At that time, with the advent of the two world wars, the world was reshuffled, and the United States looked at supporting puppet regimes in South America, and decades after World War II, Brazilians were finally not rich. ”

"I'll just say that no one can be lucky forever."

"Then you are wrong, in that chaotic period of the seventies, Brazil was still rich in fruits, exported to the United States, and life was moist, although the country was not free, but the people here were very chic."

"The world has entered the age of networking, the age of technology, and now Brazilians must be disconnected by the laziness they have cultivated over the centuries, right?"

Fang Hong shrugged: "Haven't you heard of the BRICS, our boss, their second." In recent years, large oil and gas fields have been discovered along Brazil's southeast coast, and to put it simply, generations of Brazilians have not had to worry about eating and drinking, and Brazil is also the world's second largest producer of iron ore. ”

"I, Nima, why is it so unfair?"

So, it took six days for God to create the world and seven days for Brazil alone. Maybe in a hundred years, when the oil fields are empty, it will be time to discover some other treasure in the land of Brazil. ”

"I, Nima, am really lying down and counting the money."

Fang Hong said while driving the boat: "Having said so much, let me introduce you to Brazil, unlike Argentina, Brazilians are very mixed-race, and basically their appearance is no longer bloodlined." Brazilians have three hobbies, samba, football, and doing AI, all of which are manual jobs. ”

In Brazil, it should be gone at the beginning of the twelfth or thirteenth year, and it is very normal for the average person to change dozens or hundreds of sexual partners in their lifetime.

Fang Hong saw that the water friend didn't believe it, and turned around and asked, "How many women have you had?" ”

There's a Brazilian sitting next to you?

He and his buddies lifted their big hats and sat down: "Seven or eight hundred." ”

Fang Hong shrugged: "He said seven or eight hundred." ”

"Braggart, right?"

"I'll ask again." Fang Hong turned around: "How old are you?" ”

"Forty."

"That is, from the age of twenty, you change women every ten days?"

This buddy frowned and thought for a while: "It's not every ten days, sometimes it changes every day or two, sometimes it doesn't contact you when you meet and sleep, well, no, that's not enough, that's more than seven or eight hundred, I've been since I was sixteen years old...... It's almost two thousand. ”

Fang Hong turned around: "Haha, in your place, people who are about the same age as you have slept with you, and people you don't know when walking on the street may have slept before." ”

"Oh, then no, and it's not just sleeping with people of the same age."

Fang Hong turned back to Chinese: "Most people in Brazil don't think about how to work every day, they think about how to sleep with someone of the opposite sex. ”

In Brazil, there is a huge gap between the pure white people of the upper class and the rest of the people, and those white people, who maintain the blood of European or American origin, also have academic or career pursuits, and the others are different.

Either you can play football and make a lot of money, or you can take pictures and get out of the slums as a journalist, other avenues are really unrealistic, and people don't think about that.

The world that Lao Tzu once fantasized about has come true in Brazil.

However, it is only one country, so it is always fluctuated by other countries, because it is too loose and too free, resulting in the country cannot be condensed, so there are often dictatorships.

The most awesome thing is that after a dictatorship appears, it is basically overthrown by another dictatorship, and in the case of not too much, most people don't bother to pay attention to the government's.

"This guy is a journalist, but he has a political position in the state of Pará, didn't he say last time that he was going to meet the Zoe people...... How can paralysis still be called an AI person...... Real bull ...... Ahem, the Brazilian ZF does not allow outsiders to contact the Zoe unless they are actively invited. This time I'm going to meet a Zoe man who lives in a nearby town, and if he agrees, I'll be able to go to the Zoe tribe. My buddies and I came to spy on me, to prevent me from bribing the Zoe people to take me in. ”

"I'll go, and there is such a broken rule?"

"The aboriginal thing, we don't allow foreigners to enter at certain times in Zone Z, in fact, it doesn't have much political significance, it's all protection measures. For example, in a place like Motuo, few outsiders enter, and it is feared that people who do not understand Chinese law will cause anger among local residents if they enter, so it can be avoided or avoided. ”

It's a fart to say that it's avoidable, this place, guns are rampant.

The first thing Fang Hong did when he got off the plane was to get a gun himself.

In fact, I am afraid that ordinary people will run away and loot.

"It's already the northern part of the Amazon, and it's not the main part of the river, but it also means that the climate here is hotter, and if it weren't for malaria prevention, I would want to go bare."

"Brother Gun, what if you can't see the Zoe people?"

"Go to their tribe, that is, to be able to shoot some pictures, if I can't see it, I'll go straight to the adventure."

"Looking for the Mayan civilization?"

Fang Hong rolled his eyes: "Maya, can it be in Brazil?" This place, food and clothing do not worry, people since ancient times do not like to think about things, even thousands of years ago, Brazilian archaeologists, in their own country, basically can not dig up any relics, that is a clay pot is not a few, earth and stone buildings are basically nothing, there are no primitive murals, no musical instruments unearthed, due to climate reasons, even the old tombs are not available. ”

"Sure enough, one side of the water and soil raises one side."

"That's a bad thing, if I could lie down and count the money, I wouldn't do these things."

Just imagine, human civilization is born for better survival.

If you live in a country where there is no pursuit, what kind of civilization can develop?

You told me to invent weaving technology? You don't have to wear clothes all year round.

Grazing on arable land? Walking out with a spear, stepping on a porcupine in three steps and hitting an armadillo in five steps.

The best land in the world, and the laziest people in the world.

Even the laziest animal in the world, the sloth, lives deep in this dense forest, a strange land.