725.Drop your pants (4/5)

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At this time, a couple walked into the first class cabin and sat in the remaining two empty seats.

The flight attendant came over and whispered: "These two passengers have just been upgraded, I am sorry if I disturb you, please understand." ”

This flight attendant is the one Hans ran to tease people at the beginning, with white skin and beautiful long legs, she is the foreman in charge of the first class of international flights, and her appearance and temperament are very good.

Hans had always been interested in people, and when he heard her say this, he replied with a grin: "They disturbed me, in fact I was just getting ready for bed, and I was just a little sleepy." ”

The stewardess was stunned for a moment, then said, "Then I'm sorry......"

"Oh, no need to apologize, just give me a smile, your smile is warm and quiet, it can calm my heart too." Hans said.

Li Du glared at him, this outrageous look was too bastard.

The flight attendant didn't care, and she smiled sweetly: "Okay, sir, thank you for your understanding." ”

Although Hans's words were quiet, the first class cabin was quiet, and the couple who had just come in had good hearing, and still heard his words, and the man immediately said dissatisfiedly: "What a rascal!" ”

His voice was louder, and Hans was a little dissatisfied, and said, "I'm just kidding." ”

"Then you're making a hooligan joke too." The two went straight to each other.

The husband of the husband and wife is a blonde and blue-eyed white man, and the wife is a docile and well-behaved yellow person, I don't know if she is Chinese.

Li Du stopped Hans, and his wife stopped her husband and said a few words in Japanese in a soft voice.

In this way, Li Du knew that this woman should be Japanese.

The man also knows Japanese, and responds to his wife in Japanese, saying several 'hachika' in a row, which is obviously not a good thing.

Li Du frowned, and Hans asked, "What did he say?" ”

The masturbator who was playing a game leaned over and said: "He said that you are a horny idiot and villain, let his wife stay away from you, people like you like to take advantage of women the most, very hateful!" ”

Li Du said strangely: "You still understand Japanese?" ”

He only knew that what the man said was not a good thing, because he said 'Hachika' three times in a row, and this word is actually the 'Baga' in the Japanese mouth, which often appears in anti-Japanese dramas.

Due to Japanese pronunciation habits, the sound of 'ka' that should be pronounced is pronounced as an unaspirated sound, and it sounds like 'ga', but foreigners learning Japanese will not have this problem.

Before the masturbation officer could speak, Hans was furious: "Damn, what does he mean?" This is provocative! ”

Li Du stopped him and said, "Okay buddy, you were the one who joked first, don't pay attention to his words." ”

The skirmish was quietly resolved by Li Du, and the Japanese woman apparently understood his English and bowed to him to express her gratitude.

In the evening, new delicacies appeared, and with the mediation of the flight attendants and chefs, the atmosphere of the first class was much better, and everyone got to know each other.

The husband and wife are named Brooks Thompson and the woman is Jenny Thompson, both Australians, and this time they are returning to their mother's home in Japan.

After introducing each other, Brooks asked, "What are you doing in Australia?" Is it going on a tour? If you go to travel, then you have found the right person, there are no attractions in Australia that I don't know about, I can help you, don't thank me. ”

Li Du felt that he was a little rude and didn't want to have any contact with him, so he simply said, "Oh, we're going to fish for black gold abalone." ”

He only replied politely, without the intention of moving on to the next topic, and spoke in a respectful but indifferent tone, clearly rejecting people thousands of miles away.

As a result, I don't know where to provoke Brooks, the other party suddenly got angry, and looked at him in disgust and muttered a few words in Japanese.

The masturbator then translated: "He said that we are parasites, robbers, and marauders, and I feel that this bastard is a psychopath, so let's stay away from him." ”

was scolded inexplicably, and Li Du was inevitably angry.

At this time, Hans encouraged him and said, "Let's him together?" He's just a man, we're a bunch of them, and he's incontinent when he's capable. ”

Li Du snorted and said, "Yes, we will do it, he is incontinent, but if there is a conflict on the plane, he will return, do you want to do this?" ”

Hans was still angry: "Do you just swallow your anger? ”

Li Du frowned and said, "No, let's wait until I get off the plane." ”

After dinner, there was breakfast, and around noon, the flight was nearing the end and the plane slowly landed at Canberra Airport.

In addition to meeting an unreasonable Australian, Li Du was very satisfied with the flight, and Hans was also very satisfied, they were in first class, and they had the priority to get off the plane, and the two looked at each other when they walked down, and they couldn't help but smile.

"Feels pretty good, doesn't it?" Hans asked.

Li Du nodded with satisfaction: "The food is good, the rest is also good, it seems that you feel the same as me?" ”

Hans said, "No, it's just noodles, pizza, paella and the like, what's so good about that?" I got the contact information of two flight attendants, which is good. ”

As he spoke, he turned around, and there was a long-legged stewardess with a sweet smile standing at the hatch.

Li Du thought about it, why did he feel happy when he bought such an expensive plane ticket and just ate some food such as pizza and noodles? You look like you've been cheated, right?

At this time, the couple walked out, and Bruhans seemed to see that they were not pleasing to the eye, so he squeezed the two of them and went down first, muttering dissatisfiedly, "Don't get in the way." ”

Li Du snorted, I didn't want to worry about you, you keep provoking me, you are asking for your own death!

The Japanese pay a lot of attention to appearance, and Bruhans accompanies his wife to her parents' house, dresses very formally, and wears a suit.

He, like most middle-aged white people, entered the fat stage, with a large belly, and his pants were stuck on his round belly by a belt.

In this way, Li Du used an old method that he had used to make the little flying insect fly out to absorb the time energy of the belt buckle, and the clip of the belt buckle quickly rusted and broke, so that his belt suddenly collapsed.

Without the strap, Bruhans' pants quickly slid off his belly, revealing a red panties.

It just so happened that he walked under the escalator of the plane, his pants fell off on his ankles, and he habitually tripped over him by stretching his feet, and his steps did not touch the ground, and he fell with a.

The stewardess was shocked and hurriedly went down to help him up.

Li Du walked down slowly, and sneered as he passed by: "If no one is in the way, you can't go too fast, and if you go too fast, it's easy to pull the egg." Oh, you're fine, you didn't pull the eggs, but you dropped your pants. ”

Bruhans hurriedly pulled up his pants, he fell so dizzy that he didn't care about Li Du, he just jumped to his feet and scolded angrily.