Chapter 16 A group of wronged heads fell from the sky

The bucktooth dog Li Lei was in a fart, and put all the confessions on behalf of Long Leiyan, and handed them to him obediently with a flattering face: "Master Long, you look at everything, it's just that these kid words are a little ugly, hehe, you see what I wrote! I don't dare to say that 'chasing King Zhong' is also a bit of 'Yan Muscle and Willow Bone', right? I have been to Pang Zhonghua's post before, hehe!"

I asked you to write a confession, and I didn't hold a calligraphy competition! I've seen shamelessness, but I've never seen such shamelessness. Long Leiyan took those confessions angrily, read them carefully, smacked the taste in his mouth, and felt a little uneasy, this binding force was still too small.

Long Leiyan folded a few confessions in his pocket, scratched his hair and said, "Okay, so that you have offended me in the past, but"

His deep groan frightened several people with the urge to pee again.

Looking at their cowardice, Long Leiyan was proud in his heart, and smiled: "Let's calculate the economic loss!"

"Huh?

"Of course there are economic losses, look at the bricks on my ground!" Long Leiyan pointed to a few square bricks that were broken, pulled up a long voice and said: "This is not an ordinary floor brick, I think that in the last years of the Yuan Dynasty, the court was cruel and unkind."

is worthy of being an old neighbor, bucktooth dog Li Lei really knows Long Leiyan, and when he saw that he was about to comment on the story, he hurriedly interrupted: "Master Long, don't say it, I've heard that paragraph no less than 200 times, and I've memorized it all, just say it, how much does it cost for economic losses?"

Long Dashao was very upset when he was interrupted from the performance, and poked the bucktooth dog's forehead with a sand eagle. "Yes, you! If you don't have an egg to drag you, you will go to heaven! You have memorized it for me, if you miss a word, I will give you a crescent moon again, and call you a bag of Qingtian!"

The wound was poked so painful that the corners of the dog's mouth twitched, he endured the pain, and a flattering smile appeared on his face: "Master Long, of course I like the stories you always tell, but I think you always have precious time?

Long Leiyan gave each of them a piece of paper: "Don't talk about the conditions, the only way out for you is to obey the order, and each of you will write an IOU of 100,000 yuan to the master, and write down the repayment date, December 31, 2016!"

Several people, including Li Lei, were turned into soft persimmons by Long Leiyan, and each of them bowed their heads and wrote an IOU of 100,000 yuan.

It was Li Lei who accepted the IOU for Long Leiyan, and this time he stood in Long Leiyan's position to make an idea for him: "Master Long, this IOU and confession must be put on the fingerprint, I used to go in often and write a confession in the bureau, and I still have the right to speak!"

One sentence reminded Long Leiyan, yes! In addition to the signature, there must also be a handprint to have legal effect. But there is no ink at home!

Li Lei really sent charcoal in the snow, he pulled the little brother whose nose bridge was broken. This guy is fat and fat, and he has two paper rolls on his nose to stop the bleeding, which makes people look like a wild boar and become sperm. Li Lei dragged the paper roll down for him, and instantly rushed out like blood and money.

"Come and use this, use blood as ink!" He was quite generous, not polite at all, ignoring the pain of his younger brother, he took the lead in staining blood and pressed his handprints on the IOU and confession.

Long Leiyan looked at a few of them with a smile and pressed their handprints, and thought to himself, it is better to have a three-legged insurance with a two-pronged approach! Looking out the window, the little girl was still busy collecting the parachute, and it was estimated that she would not be able to finish it for a while. So I picked up the Rittal mobile phone, I heard that the pixel of this mobile phone is super high, I haven't tried it since I got it, and I will open it with these boys today!

A camera popped up on the dark blue shell of the Rittal phone, and Long Leiyan couldn't help but light up, this camera turned out to be alive, and it could change the angle at will according to the target. He cleared his throat and said, "Everyone, in order to celebrate this great and meaningful day, I propose that we take a picture, okay?"

The bucktooth dog can't figure out a few people, what kind of moth is Long Leiyan going to come out of, since it's a photo, then shoot it, anyway, it won't drop a piece of meat. Several people hurriedly responded to Long Leiyan's call and moved closer to him. The bucktooth dog also frantically brushed his sense of existence: "Master Long, I am the best at taking pictures, come and ask me to take pictures for you, you will be photographed as a handsome guy without beautifying your face!"

Long Leiyan held the sand eagle in his left hand and his mobile phone in his right hand, and waved his pistol at them to signal them to stand against the wall: "I said to take pictures, not to shoot me! Lao Li, you first take the lead for the brothers and take off your clothes!"

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This is all a mess, don't look at the bucktooth dog is not young, and it takes a lot of work! Long Leiyan smiled gloomily: "I told you, don't mention the conditions, be obedient, I will do whatever I tell you to do! Otherwise, hehe!"

Senhan's cold muzzle was aimed at them again. Accept your fate, several people, including the bucktooth dog, silently sang in their hearts, 'Chrysanthemum remnants, full of incense, how long is your one?'

Baby packed the parachute on the roof, don't look at the parachute in the distance, it doesn't look big, but in fact it is at least more than 20 square meters, and it is still made of double-layer composite fabric. The little girl wasted half of her strength for a long time, and was blown away by the wind again. Angry, she turned her head to look in the direction of the bedroom and muttered: "Bad brother, ask someone to get this big umbrella, and the big umbrella is disobedient and flying around! Hmph! Why did my brother close the curtains?"

The bedroom door was shut, the curtains were drawn, and a sound came from within. "Lao Li, change your posture and hug your little brother a little tighter, yes, that's right! Alas, the short one, you move forward!"

"Master Long, just spare me when you're old! I don't like this tune!"

"Don't talk nonsense, keep your posture, and smile a little on your face, Li Lei, why don't you get distracted!

After a while, the door was opened, and the bucktooth dog walked out with his head drooped like a lost dog: "Master Long, we promise that we will never betray you, you must not upload the photo to the Internet!"

"It's okay!" Long Leiyan made an OK gesture at them, with a wicked smile on it, and said in his heart: "With these photos, I'm no longer afraid of them going to tell the truth! ”