The old streets and alleys are long and deep. The rough stone road has been smoothed out by the years. The boxwood door, the oil paint has been mottled, and the dark green rust on the scaly door nails writes the vicissitudes of history.

Two bald-tailed white hens clucked and ran past the door, followed by a rooster with coloured feathers, apparently trying to play hooliganism.

Prompted by some hormone, the rooster finally pounced on a hen. The rooster's iron claws pressed against the hen's wings, and his tail with long feathers began to rub the hen's tail vigorously. For a moment, the gurgling sound shattered the silence in the alley.

Under the tall plane tree, the shade was pleasant, and the Chow Chow was lying lazily under the tree to enjoy the shade, oblivious to the crime in front of him, but kept sticking out its purple tongue and was drowsy. An inchworm, with a long silk thread hanging from the tree, happened to stop in front of the Chow Chow. The Chow Chow raised its paws, playing with the humble creature with interest.

With a stubborn sound, the boxwood door slowly opened, and several men walked out of it, as soon as these people appeared, the hen and rooster, including the chow chow, seemed to have encountered a natural enemy, and instantly gave up what they liked to do the most, and ran away into the distance, leaving a chicken feather behind the chickens and dogs.

The man at the head stood in the alley, nodded at the door and said, "Master Long doesn't work far away, let's say goodbye!" Leave! "Actually, it's clear that there's no one inside the door.

This man is Li Lei, a bucktoothed dog, and he respectfully closed the wooden door. When he turned around, the expression on his face instantly turned cold, and a mouth of compass-like tetracycline teeth rattled loudly.

A few people walked out along the stone road, and the little brother whose nose bridge was broken said angrily: "Brother dog, we can't just swallow this breath!" ”

Li Lei stopped under a plane tree and stared at the little brother who was talking with a gloomy gaze: "What do you want?" Fight demons and spirits? Say we're forced to take fruit photos? Or is it the discovery of male and female thieves? I can't be paralyzed in three sentences, and even we have to go in and lock up for a few years! ”

The short little brother had a big bag swollen on his head, and he didn't know where to get a rag to wrap around his head, he interjected: "Brother dog, it's obviously not okay to call the police, we can talk to the above, call someone to clean him up, he will be a broken gun, brother and sister, we are still afraid of him?" ”

A gust of wind blew, and a large piece of withered yellow leaves fell from the plane tree, which was smashing on Li Lei's face, he grabbed the leaf and crushed it vigorously, and the cold on his face became heavier and heavier: "No! I can't afford to lose that person! No one is allowed to say anything about this, otherwise don't blame me for turning my bucktooth dog's face! Come back to the supermarket with me! He made up his mind that this revenge must be avenged, and he must ask Long Leiyan to repay it twice, but it is good to keep it secret.

As soon as the younger brothers heard Li Lei say this, the idea of revenge faded, and the younger brother with a broken nose pointed to his nose and said, "Brother dog, I'm going to the hospital to see a doctor, and I won't be here in the next few days!" ”

The bucktooth dog sighed, "Go ahead!" Keep the list and I'll reimburse you! ”

In addition, the short little brother also said: "Brother dog, I have a headache, go to the hospital with a companion with Xiaosan!" ”

Li Lei looked at the big bud on his head and nodded in acquiescence.

"Brother Dog, I'll go too!" The third little brother also lost no time in asking for leave.

"You're hurt too?"

"I'm going to help take care of both of them!"

Li Lei thought about it, and this was reasonable: "Okay! Go ahead and be careful, if you don't have enough money, you can make it up first, and I'll give it back to you! Before he finished speaking, the fourth younger brother also asked for leave.

Li Lei was completely annoyed and scolded: "What's wrong with you stepping on a horse?" ”

"Brother dog, my heart sinus node disorder, sinus bradycardia, resulting in myocardial ischemia! The electrocardiogram showed that the P wave was five blocks high, and the left ventricle was hypertrophied and needed to be hospitalized! ”

"Nima, why are you so professional?"

"Brother dog, I studied clinical!"

"Get out of here!" Li Lei roared, turned his head and looked at the last little brother who was left and asked through gritted teeth, "Nima is not sick, right?" ”

"Brother dog, I've not been very convenient for the past two days, it's all men, you know!"

The bucktooth dog understands that after the one just now, these boys and themselves are completely different. He squeezed a word out of his teeth: "Get out!" "Get rolled, Lao Tzu will start the stove again and open again! The bucktooth dog has become a stray dog completely!

The sun slowly climbed towards the center of the sky, the temperature on the ground became higher and higher, and it rained overnight, and the stagnant water was exposed to the sun and turned into water vapor, and the weather began to be hot and humid again. Long Leiyan wasted a long time helping the little girl put away the parachute, and a large bag full of two people worked together to carry it into the hall, and the eight nylon parachute ropes alone added up to nearly 100 meters long.

The little girl looked unhappy and kept complaining: "Brother is a bad person, ask baby to make this big umbrella alone, my brother stinks!" ”

It stinks? Long Lei Yan said in his heart, how can it stink when taking a bath every day? Could it be that this most powerful gene is so powerful that she smelled it just after I had the idea of farting?

Baby pointed to the bedroom and stomped his little feet and said, "It stinks, it stinks!" ”

Long Leiyan smelled it carefully, and there was really a burnt and pungent smell, which was like the smell of burning wires! Broken! Microwave oven!

Long Leiyan ran into the bedroom in three steps and two steps, the microwave was still lying quietly on the bedside table, a puff of green smoke rose from the power cord, and the bedroom was filled with a smell of burnt plastic.

In the morning, Aunt Wu knocked on the door to remind the family that the power consumption was too large, and she didn't take it seriously at the time, thinking that the microwave oven was replenishing energy. Long Leiyan grabbed a towel to pad his hand, and ripped off the power cord.

Plugs, power cords, power outlets, including microwave oven housings are all burnt yellow, which is a big head! Last year, in order to save trouble, I replaced the fuse of the main power supply with iron wire, who would have wanted to burn the microwave oven. "Aston Martin, all kinds of luxury, countless bills! My happy life! Long Leiyan seemed to have his backbone removed, and sat on the ground, muttering to himself.

"Brother! Brother! The baby tilted his head to look at Long Leiyan and gently tugged at his sleeve.

Long Leiyan's character has been tempered a lot tougher over the years, and after being sad for a while, he gradually recovered his spirits, and he secretly thought that the shell and power cord were broken! Lao Tzu went to repair, I don't believe that it is not good to repair! Anyway, I have already finished the score today and want to go out, repair the microwave oven by the way, and take Chen Lingxin home in the evening.

"Brother baby is going out, are you playing at home by yourself?"

"Brother baby wants to go out with you!"

It was a real headache for the little girl to be coquettish, and it took a long time for Long Lei Yan to coax her, open the laptop and tell her to surf the Internet by herself, and the computer was placed under the bedroom window, because only there could she rub the FIFA in Chen Lingxin's house.