"What's more, I, the Monkey King, am on an equal footing with the Jade Emperor, I am the little brother of Lao Jun, and I am the godbrother of the Queen Mother..."

"You want me to put down my son and worship mortals as teachers, are you slapping the Jade Emperor, Laojun, and Queen Mother in the face?"

As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong also raised his head arrogantly.

"Two hundred!"

Guanyin frowned and said.

"Huh!"

Sun Xiaokong sneered with some disdain.

However, Sun Xiaokong was secretly happy in his heart: "Hurry... Continue to increase the price, add a thousand eight hundred, we decided so happily. ”

Guanyin sighed in her heart, feeling that this Sun Xiaokong was not easy to deal with.

Moreover, Guanyin has an intuition, she feels that the number given by Rulai is estimated to be just right.

"Three hundred, not a word!"

Sun Xiaokong glanced at Guanyin lightly, and then took out a gourd from his body.

He poured out hundreds of gold pills from the gourd and stuffed them directly into his mouth.

At this moment, Sun Xiaokong's entire face was bulging.

"Woo... What did you say... Woo..."

Guan yin:......

Seriously, Guanyin was envious.

She has never been as arrogant as Sun Xiaokong, a mouthful of one hundred and ten golden pills.

Of course, Guanyin is also obedient now, no wonder the cultivation of this dead monkey has been so perverted.

If you eat like him, even a pig can cultivate into a Da Luo Jin Immortal.

"Five hundred!"

"That's the bottom line. ”

Guanyin said again without changing his face.

"Hey, let me tell you this, even if my Sun Xiaokong doesn't want to lose face, but I have to take care of the face of my eldest brother and the queen mother, right?"

"Don't say it to others, Laojun, Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, this face is worth at least a thousand, right?"

"Also, do you know who my master is?"

"I'll tell you quietly - has Bodhi Ancestor heard of it, then Tang Sanzang is a hair!"

"Three thousand, you can give me three thousand, what do you say, I will wait here quietly for the monk to come, worship him as a teacher, and send him to Lingshan. ”

I saw that Sun Xiaokong couldn't help it, this price increase of hundreds was too slow.

Guanyin: Do you believe that I will hack you to death now?

Nonsense here, what Laojun, Jade Emperor, Queen Mother???

What do you care about them?

As for the Bodhi Ancestor's death on the street, don't mention it!

Do you recognize others as your brother and sister, and others have to recognize you as your younger brother?

Queen Mother: This is really my brother.

Jade Emperor: Although he is not a younger brother, he is my idol.

Lao Jun: That's right, it's also my idol.

Of course, if Guanyin could know that this was the truth, I am afraid that he would be shocked to lose his big teeth.

"Sun Xiaokong, don't be flamboyant with me, I'll have a thousand gold pills, you..."

"Deal!"

Before Guanyin finished speaking, Sun Xiaokong directly made a deal.

Guanyin was suddenly stunned, with a look of remorse.

This is the way of the monkey again!

"Yes, but you can't go back on your word in the future, and you can't play any tricks on this matter. "Guanyin is also helpless, if you can't pick up the leak, you can't pick it up.

"No problem, my Sun Xiaokong has always been - it's hard to chase after a word. Sun Xiaokong assured.

So, the two completed the PY transaction.

Drip!

"The routine was successful, and I obtained: Jindan × 100. ”

Listening to the words of the system, Sun Xiaokong didn't care.

What age is it, Lao Tzu has begun to earn four figures with his own skills, why don't you upgrade this system quickly?

Boost your rewards???

The system said: When you accompany others to enjoy the stars and see the moon, you call people Xiao Tiantian, and now the new people replace the old people, and they call them Mrs. Niu.

In the days that followed, Guanyin did not come.

And Sun Xiaokong also began his own tyrant-style cultivation method.

It's hard to eat... Eat...

There is really no time in the cave, and it has been a thousand years in the world.

Forehead... Millennia is a bit of an exaggeration.

......

More than twenty years later.

Sun Xiaokong finally saw Tang Sanzang for the first time.

I saw that this Tang Sanzang was indeed thin and tender, and he was a little fresh meat due to his age...... So it's a bit like small fresh meat after it matures, small frozen meat.

Judging from his appearance, he doesn't look like the kind of elm rigid monk.

At this time, Tang Sanzang was holding a group of white horses, and looked at Sun Xiaokong with a curious expression:

"Amitabha, I can't imagine that you actually live in such a deep cave, living in such a deep hole, is it convenient for you to live every day?"

"Also, you must be a diligent person, I don't think there is any poop in this hole, it's quite clean, you must have to run far away outside the hole when you and pee, right?"

"Well, it's not very convenient, you can use a basin, or a night pot..."

"Oh yes, I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself first, my name is Tang Sanzang, from the Tang Dynasty, and Tang King Li Shimin is a sworn brother, I am an orphan, my father has been since I was a child..."

......

"You are the person designated by Sister Guanyin to protect me, right? Sister Guanyin said that you will be my apprentice and protect me to go to the West Heaven to learn scriptures..."

"But I see that you are also fine-skinned and tender-fleshed, whiter than me, do you have any ability?

####......

"Luo... Gauze... Luo Jiaying..."

"I'll rub!"

Sun Xiaokong looked at the verbose Tang Sanzang, and directly remembered that...

"People and goblins are both born by mothers, different people are born by people, and demons are born by demons...... What's your mother's last name?"

"Being a demon is like being a man, you must have a benevolent heart, and with a benevolent heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. ”

I saw that after Tang Sanzang listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, he said with a serious face: "How can you swear words?"

"You can't talk to us, you'll teach bad children..."

Facing Tang Sanzang and another mouthful, Sun Xiaokong gave a thumbs up and praised: "Old Tang, I'm optimistic about you!"

"Oh yes, Master is above, please bow to the apprentice!"

Tang Sanzang hurriedly stepped forward and helped Sun Xiaokong to say:

"Gee, I don't know your name yet. ”

"But don't worry, since you worship me as a teacher, I will definitely treat you well..."

"Look at this batch of white horses, let's change shifts and ride in the future, you ride during the day, I ride at night, let's go to Lingshan to get the true scriptures..."

Sun Xiao blanked Tang Sanzang, and said in his heart: "It's good for you to ride by yourself, Lao Tzu is not interested in horses." ”

"By the way, Master, you ride to the top of the mountain, tear off that Buddha seal, and then we can go to the Western Heavens. Sun Xiaokong said with a smile.

"Okay apprentice, it's just that you haven't told your name yet..."

"Are you going to tell me your name first, or are you going to tell me your name when I come back from tearing the Buddha seal?" Tang Sanzang looked at Sun Xiaokong and said curiously.

"Sun Xiaokong, or Sun Wukong, you are happy to shout that, you shout that, go quickly. Sun Xiaokong pursed his lips and replied lightly.

To be honest, for Tang Sanzang's mouth, Sun Xiaokong felt that he was missing a roll of adhesive tape.