Guanyin listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and was happy for a while.

To tell the truth, Sun Xiaokong is also helpless, what are you talking to me about becoming a Buddha and painting a big cake, can't you directly come to something practical?

For example, if I go directly to five hundred gold pills, what else will I say???

For a while, Guanyin looked at Sun Xiaokong, and Sun Xiaokong looked at Guanyin, both of them were silent and did not make a sound.

"What are you looking at?"

Guanyin stared at Sun Xiaokong with a tense face and asked.

"Look at how beautiful you look. ”

"It's very similar to a good friend of mine, Monkey Sister, who used to be a childhood sweetheart, and her eyes are very similar. ”

I saw that Sun Xiaokong seemed to be touched, and when he spoke, it seemed that he had suddenly entered a memory.

Guanyin listened to Sun Xiaokong's words, and felt a little confused for a while.

Inner complaint:

It seems that she has not lived in Huaguo Mountain for a few days since she became a "monkey girl", right?

And this dead monkey is talking about his childhood sweetheart day by day.

Why don't you say love at first sight and love each other?

When Guanyin was complaining in his heart, he only heard Sun Xiaokong say again: "It's a pity that creation makes people, my little sister and I fell in love at first sight, and the two were happy, and we really couldn't stay together." ”

"Once upon a time, now it has passed, and I will never come again~"

"Red and red leaves are buried in the dust~"

......

"The sea of bitterness turns up love and hate~"

"It's hard to escape fate in the world~......"

For a while, Guanyin had not yet spoken, but only heard Sun Xiaokong's affectionate song "The Love of My Life" sang.

A song of liver and intestines is broken, where to find a bosom friend at the end of the world!

At this time, Guanyin looked at Sun Xiaokong with a shocked face.

I feel like my eyes are a little red.

Guanyin said in her heart: "It's so touching, what an infatuated one... Target... Phew!"

Almost a little bit, Guanyin was moved by Sun Xiaokong.

And that little bit is ...... She is the party.

Guanyin: If I hadn't been the person concerned, I would have really believed it and been moved.

Tushi Palace.

"Good!"

Bang Bang Bang!

The Jade Emperor looked at the image, and Sun Xiaokong's affectionate face sang a song, and he immediately applauded.

Lao Jun, who was drinking tea, was suddenly startled by the Jade Emperor.

"You... Can you not be so surprised, almost vomited the tea. Lao Jun glanced at the Jade Emperor angrily.

The Jade Emperor looked at Lao Jun and said, "Could it be that after listening to Sun Xiaokong's singing, you didn't recall anything?"

"For example, yours..."

As he spoke, the Jade Emperor looked at Lao Jun with a smile.

Lao Jun pretended to be serious and replied: "What are you kidding, how can I have anything to do." ”

The Jade Emperor looked at Lao Jun and laughed, and said, "Can you fool others, and can you fool me?"

"Everyone is from here, and you still pretend to be with me?"

Anyway, the Jade Emperor doesn't believe it, and everyone is not a quasi-saint or a saint from birth, who hasn't been young and frivolous?

Besides, even if they are quasi-saints and saints, do you know that they squat in the cave every day to cultivate?

Everyone will also walk the Three Realms Human World, and they will also go to the Human World to experience and cultivate their state of mind.

Lao Jun waved his hand and said, "Don't talk nonsense, I really don't have it." ”

As he spoke, Lao Jun glanced at the Jade Emperor angrily and said, "Lao Tzu is the most Taoist ancestor, can Lao Tzu admit that?"

"Huh!"

The Jade Emperor looked at Lao Jun, smiled, and didn't say anything anymore.

And in the Five Elements Mountains.

Guanyin said: Should I pretend to be very moved???

Right!

Guanyin suddenly remembered and said: "You can go to learn the scriptures, you worship Tang Sanzang as a teacher, and when you reach the West Heaven all the way, you can ask the Buddha for help at that time." ”

"Hmm... In other words, aren't you looking for Monkey Girl?"

"You go to learn the scriptures, cultivate the positive fruit, and let the Buddha help you find the monkey sister back!"

"Ah???h

"Is this okay?"

Sun Xiaokong listened to Guanyin's words and was instantly stunned.

Good guy, you've learned to open your eyes and tell nonsense.

Guanyin said with a serious face: "You worship Tang Sanzang as a teacher, go with him to learn scriptures, go to Lingshan, and let the Buddha use his great magic power to find the monkey sister back for you." ”

Sun Xiaokong listened to Guanyin's words, and he was also convinced, he really tried to deceive himself and learn from the scriptures, and he did whatever it took to do so.

After thinking about it, Sun Xiaokong pretended to be pessimistic about everything and said: "There are times when you have to have a fate, and when you have a hit, don't force it." ”

"As you said, everything has its own certainty, so forget it!"

"Oh yes, aren't you going back?"

Guanyin looked at Sun Xiaokong with a confused expression, and said in her heart: "You are really enough, you looked affectionate just now, and now you have your own certainty." ”

After thinking about it for a while, Guanyin said, "Yes, I want to go back, and I will come back in a few days." ”

After speaking, Guanyin turned around and left.

She didn't bother to talk nonsense with Sun Xiaokong, so she went back to Lingshan now to discuss with Rulai.

Judging from the current situation, it seems that the only way to do this is to give Sun Xiaokong some gold pills and make the other party compromise.

After Guanyin left, Sun Xiaokong also laughed.

Obviously, in addition to the pimple head of Rulai, he is also the most beautiful boy in the Three Realms.

This Guanyin is still that Guanyin, who was taken to death by his own routine.

Another very uneventful few days passed.

Guanyin is back.

Well, she came back with Jin Dan.

As soon as Sun Xiaokong saw Guanyin, he pretended to be confused and said, "Don't you cultivate?"

"I see you're so idle every day..."

Guanyin frowned, and was speechless in his heart, "Isn't it all because you have a lot of things?"

"I'm doing things for you every day, I'm so busy, where is the time to cultivate?"

Speaking of this, Guanyin also remembered the daughter of the Dragon King of the East China Sea.

It's also Ao Xiaomeng.

Ao Xiaomeng has been going to the South China Sea for a long time.

In the past few years, Guanyin has never taught her anything at all, and she stays in the South China Sea every day, sending WeChat messages to Sun Xiaokong frantically.

Speaking of this WeChat, it's really difficult to be a micro general.

I don't run back and forth every day.

"I..."

As soon as Guanyin spoke, he hesitated.

Remember to come before you come,...

The highest price given by Rulai is 1,000 gold pills, and let Sun Xiaokong promise that he will not mention this stubble in the future.

In Guanyin's opinion, she also has to do her best to keep the price of this matter to the lowest, and she will be able to pick up some leaks when the time comes.

"You really don't want to worship Tang Sanzang as a teacher?"

Guanyin looked at Sun Xiaokong and asked.

Sun Xiaokong waved his hand and said, "Mo Ti is this, you are simply insulting me, right?"

Guanyin nodded, and then said: "I won't talk nonsense with you anymore, one hundred gold pills, worship Tang Sanzang as a teacher!"

Sun Xiaokong listened to Guanyin's words, and was ready to agree in an instant.

Merely...

Since he received seven hundred golden pills from the mysterious person before, this made Sun Xiaokong's appetite suddenly much bigger.

I saw Sun Xiaokong say with a straight face: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, I respect you, but do you think that my Sun Xiaokong is the one who is inferior to those hundreds of gold pills?"