Chapter 996: Old Angry Youth
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Chen Yi shouted from afar, knowing that what he was doing was not authentic, he hurriedly ran forward, took Li Bucai's push-pull box with one hand, and smiled like a cunning little fox.
"Hmph, you kid has an eye in the middle!"
Li Bucai looked at Chen Yi speechlessly, this courteous attitude made him unable to find an excuse for Chen Yi's bad luck, and he stretched out his hand not to hit the smiling person, and he himself promised to give those antique treasures to Chen Yi.
The ancients had the limitations of the ancients, but they also had the advantage that most people say they don't have now, that is, a mouthful of spit and a nail, even if it is a loss and a tooth, it is better than swallowing it in the stomach with your eyes closed.
Unlike modern people, even if you sign a contract, you still have to regret it.
"Look at what you said, who is with the two of us, so polite!" Chen Yi said like royal jelly on his mouth.
Li Bucai was even more helpless, so he could only follow Chen Yi, get into the warrior car parked not far away, bypass the bustling crowd, and come all the way to the hotel.
"Please show me your ID. ”
The hotel front desk lady glanced at Chen Yi vigilantly, this young man she had the impression that he was the one who was in a coma in the hotel a few days ago, not only unconscious, but also had two severed fingers around him, which frightened the hotel manager at that time.
Because when checking the video, I found that Wu Owl picked the lock outside the door, and the door lock also had traces of being pried open, which belonged to their poor security, in case someone was held accountable, the hotel was also responsible, but after waiting for several days, I didn't see this Chen Yi friend to hold him accountable, so a big stone fell to the ground.
"Whoosh!"
I didn't see how Li Bucai made a move, the hotel front desk lady only felt that her eyes were sparkling, and an ID card printed with a photo of the crane's hair and childish face appeared in her hand.
"Oh!"
The front desk lady hurriedly scanned the ID card for registration, handed it to Li Bucai along with the door card, and said, "Room 1309, the deposit will be refunded when you check out." ”
Li Bucai nodded, took the key card and ID card, got on the elevator with Chen Yi, and went straight to the room.
Chen Yi was a little helpless to find that it was convenient for the state department to do things, such a thousand-year-old zombie actually had a formal ID card, and Nima was the most valuable kind of household registration in the capital.
In modern times, many salaried white-collar workers, in order to fight for a Beijing household registration, are desperate for their lives, but people just casually show their hands and can easily take out this thing, which makes him sigh for no reason.
It's not that I feel the unfairness of society, there is no fairness in this world, but I just feel that although this world seems to be democratic and harmonious, it is still the territory of the strong after all, and capable people will get special preferential treatment no matter where they are, even if they enter the old American White House, which has always advertised themselves as the best, it is almost the same.
When the front desk lady opened the room for Li Bucai, she took special care of it, and the room was opposite Chen Yixian, but it was opposite Xiang Xiang's guy.
Chen Yi heard the old guy take a bite of "Ming Dynasty" before, and thought that he would eat the ancients, but now he found that he adapts to the life of modern people quite quickly, not only can he be proficient in using the door card and electric light, but also can turn on the air conditioning and TV in the room at will, which is enough to adapt to the learning speed.
"Look at what I do like this way, who doesn't like a good day, do you think I'm really like what I show on TV, conformist and don't know how to be flexible?" Fu Qianli saw Chen Yi's strange expression, and he was angry.
"How can it be, I'm happy for you, how good is modern society, it's okay to travel, take a plane, and enjoy the carefree life of retired old cadres, isn't it quite good?"
Along the way, the old zombie's face was not good, Chen Yi didn't want to stimulate him to go crazy, if it was too big, maybe he would be able to make a whole of the top ten supernatural events in China.
"Hmph!" Li Bucai snorted angrily, seeing that there was a costume TV series playing on the TV, the old zombie was as dissatisfied as an angry young man, and said: "You unfilial sons and grandsons have played us like this, which is really hateful." If it weren't for the group of little rabbit cubs in 4762 to stop us, we would have to strip the director and screenwriter of Na Raush Zi to the sky lantern!"
The old guy is the master of the palace fighting ancestor who has been right, and he has seen a lot of dirty things, and he has long been accustomed to bloody and cruel methods. Lighting a sky lantern refers to the cruel punishment of digging a small hole in a person's navel, putting in the wick of an oil lamp, and using human fat to make lamp oil, and this old guy once had the idea of doing this, I have to say that the old driver is different.
It's no wonder that he is so angry, now some directors and screenwriters are really blind, in a TV series, except for the hero and heroine, everyone else is either brain-dead or obscene villain, you must know that the person who can leave his name and surname in the history of the ocean, which one is not brilliant in wisdom, in Li Bucai's opinion, it is simply a thousand cuts!
"The world is so beautiful, you old people can't be so irritable, this is not good, this is not good! It is better to enjoy life, help the poor, do charity, no, it is better to accumulate some merits. Chen Yi's head was full of cold sweat, thinking that it was fortunate that 4762 had taken over this great scourge at the beginning, and he used the supreme ideological education Dafa to make him turn back in the sea of suffering, if he was by his side, he would have to make a lot of trouble.
"Are you kid scolding me for lacking morality?" Li Bucai squinted and glared at Chen Yi.
"Yes, let's not talk so much useless, let's take a look at the secret recipe of immortality first, I hope to make your old tree bloom!" Chen Yi didn't want to talk nonsense with an old man with a strange temperament that couldn't be weirder, so he took out a piece of paper full of handwriting from his pocket and handed it to him.
Li Bucai also put away his strange temperament, took it, and looked at it with bright eyes. Chen Yi lit a cigarette and looked at Li Bucai, who suddenly became excited, and was also happy for him.
This old guy is both physically and mentally perverted, but he is still a good person, without him, the evil qi in his body will not be eliminated, and the spiritual power will not be transformed into a higher quality of Guiyuan Qi.
Strictly speaking, this old man can be called Chen Yi's benefactor.
Li Bucai looked at it very seriously, did not miss a word, his eyes lit up, his fingers trembled slightly, and after reading it three or five times, he raised his head and said excitedly: "Xuanzhi is mysterious, wonderful and wonderful, with the corpse qi of extreme yin, the yang qi of ambergris, supplemented by dozens of precious medicinal materials in the sea, to promote the harmony of yin and yang, wonderful, wonderful! Only immortals can do it, only immortals can do it!"
Li Bucai was so excited that he couldn't help himself, patting the armrests of the oak sofa crackling, Chen Yi rolled his eyes, thinking that you won't be able to take out this deposit tomorrow, and the armrests of the sofa will be cracked, and you will be blamed if you don't punish you!
"Well, as long as it's useful, it can be regarded as fulfilling my previous promise to Senior Li. Chen Yi also said with a smile.
This piece of paper solved Li Bucai's guilt that had plagued him for thousands of years, and the pimple caused by Chen Yi's pit of his little money instantly dissolved, he nodded at Chen Yi, and said: "You kid has fulfilled your promise, then I can't break my word and get fat, if you spill the water if you say it, if you have a place to use our family in the future, as long as you say a word, even if it is a sword mountain and a sea of fire, our family frowns, and you are not a gentleman!"
"Senior Li said where did it go, only fools do things like going up the knife mountain and going down to the sea of fire, we have to push others down!" Chen Yi said seriously.
"Haha, you descendants, all of you are treacherous and tight, just doing something that harms others and benefits yourself!" Li Bucai knows a little about modern Chinese people, and he has been cheated by profiteers at the feet of the Son of Heaven, and he has sighed more than once that people's hearts are not ancient and morals have collapsed, he looked at Chen Yi's face that was not ashamed but proud, and said helplessly, "Actually, this is the real person." It is said that human beings are inherently good, and our family has lived for so long, but we have never believed this nonsense!"
"Haha, Senior Li, don't be happy first, except for ambergris, all the medicines here are grown in the deep sea, although I have some here, but they are still insufficient. If you want to make it up, it will take some work", Chen Yi saw that the old guy was a little carried away, and couldn't help but kindly remind.
After he finished translating the stone chip on the merman's territory, he thought of this stubble, so he searched the ghost's nest, but most of the medicinal materials contributed by the merman tribe were used up by the ghost, only a small part, but this very small part was still thrown by him in Malai.
Li Bucai glanced at Chen Yi and said proudly: "Our family has studied medicine for decades, and we have read a lot of books in the court, I dare not say that it is comparable to Hua Tuo Bian Que, but it is definitely more than the vast majority of people in the world." Can a little medicinal herb still be difficult for me? It can grow in the sea and on the land, as long as the medicinal properties are the same, why is it difficult to find three or five substitutes?"
"Okay, you're an old man!"
Chen Yi gave Li Bucai a thumbs up, worried that it was redundant, and the imagination was right, for medicine, Chen Yi was a rookie among the little whites, and he would definitely not be able to compare with Li Bucai's old fritters.
"Okay, the things that should be taken have been obtained, shouldn't you kid say something, please let us taste the flavor and famous food here?" Li Bucai folded the secret recipe that Chen Yi gave him twice, put it in his arms, and began to turn his face and deny people.
"You, also eat?" Chen Yi looked at Li Bucai like a ghost, strictly speaking, he saw a ghost. In folk opinion, souls and zombies are similar things!
"Hmph, although our family is a zombie body, it has long been out of the low-level state of needing to suck human blood to maintain its own vitality. No matter how fresh the blood is, it always carries a fishy smell, how can the dishes cooked by famous chefs be sweet, and how can there be mellow wine made from whole grains that absorb the rain and dew of heaven and earth?"
Obviously it is a delicious delicacy cooked by modern cooking skills, and he is obviously a foodie, but he said it so righteously and awe-inspiringly, Chen Yi rolled his eyes, and there was no one except Li Bucai.
"Cheng, I'll take you to a good place, I happened to be in some trouble, and I accidentally provoked an organization called the Pulin clan, I may need your help, let's talk while eating later!" Chen Yi agreed.