Chapter 997: Unlucky Xiang Xiang
The lights in the corridor of the hotel were dim, flickering with a dim and ambiguous atmosphere, and the almost revealing woman twisted the waist of the water snake and floated past with a string of dusty smiles. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
Chen Yi and Li Bu had just gone out, ready to go to the Shiping Hall for a big meal, and at this time, they saw the door of the opposite room open, and a young man with serious dark circles under his eyes, hair like a chicken nest, wearing pants and a vest, was thin like a walking skeleton.
"Xiangxiang?" Chen Yi saw the person opposite, was slightly stunned, and said with a smile: "What did you kid do in the hotel, how did you get into this way?" ”
"Brother Chen?" Xiang Xiang was also slightly stunned, his small and white face instantly turned crimson, and Ai Ai said: "That, no, nothing, I, I stayed up too late yesterday, I was a little tired today, I took a nap, and overslept." ”
"Just overslept?" Chen Yi glanced ambiguously at the two enchanting women at the end of the aisle, threw him a cigarette, and said with a smile: "Hehe, I can't see it, right?" ”
"Brother Chen, where do you want to go, what kind of person am I, how can I do that kind of indiscriminate deed. It must have been called by other tenants on this floor, and they were not afraid of dying of exhaustion on their stomachs when they called two at a time! If Chen Yi is greedy, I'll help you call the two of you over when I turn around! ”
Although Xiang Xiang's face was about to drip blood, his mouth was very stiff, and he shirked it in a few words, and despised Chen Yi by the way.
"Hmph, the eyes are scattered, the steps are empty, the spirit is empty, the blood is impetuous, it must be that you have just finished having sex!"
Ever since he saw Xiang Xiang, Li Bucai couldn't stop looking at him, and suddenly snorted coldly and said disdainfully. Lying in front of this ancestor of traditional Chinese medicine, isn't that purely self-inflicted?
"Hey, who are you, how can you talk nonsense, who has sloppy eyes and empty steps, I think you are the one who is lacking in spirit and impetuous! The old hair has faded, and you are still disrespectful to the old, you bananas are soft and rotten eggplant, envy, jealousy and hatred, I really don't know...... Oops......"
Xiang Xiang doesn't look more beautiful and handsome than the big girl, but he is also a little short-tempered, and Li Bucai ruthlessly exposed this kind of shameful thing, and immediately went into a frenzy, pulling the voice that made the scolding women on the street embarrassed, and immediately scolded.
However, he obviously found the wrong object this time, Chen Yi was not able to see him when he was scolded by this guy, but Li Bucai was different, this was the head of the harem back then, the princess and princess had to give three points of courtesy when she saw her, where could she stand this anger?
Li Bucai shot out like lightning, and his eagle claw-like fingers easily clasped Xiang Xiang's little arm, and with a slight twist, Xiang Xiang howled like a wolf killing a pig.
"Oh,, you let go of the guys, the guys have to pull your tendons and peel off your skin, oops......"
Xiang Xiang stood on tiptoe, his hind feet and knees bent, his back stretched forward like a bow, and his smiling face full of red tide instantly failed like a layer of foundation, and he screamed in pain.
"Well, the liver fire is vigorous, the kidney meridian is empty, edema and impetuousness, and the wine is excessively colored, and then I don't know how to converge, and in less than three years, it will inevitably be as you said, bananas will become rotten eggplants, and they will be useless at all!"
Traditional Chinese medicine does not have as many instruments as Western medicine, and completely relies on "looking, smelling, asking, and cutting" to treat diseases and save people, although Li Bucai does not have Bian Que's ability to know what kind of illness the other party has at a glance, but listening to his words and looking at his color, he pinched Xiang Xiang's wrist again, measured the pulse with one finger, and understood Xiang Xiang's physical condition in a very short time.
Xiang Xiang didn't know whether what this "retired old cadre" said was true or false, and he didn't have the heart to distinguish it, it was too painful, he felt that his wrist was broken, and he screamed like a pig, and tears hurt out.
"Oops, hey, uncle, you tap, I know it's wrong, you hurry up and let go!"
Li Bucai pursed his lips, looked at Xiang Xiang with extreme disdain, and said, "Hmph, I can't help it at all, and you still call yourself a master?" If you don't see the underground party members who were caught by the reactionaries on TV, they are real men, mighty and unyielding, rich and noble, and you can't learn the slightest bit of style! ”
Compared with the past, there are too many interesting things in modern society, and there are too many information dissemination channels, thinking back to Li Bucai's time, in addition to the teacher who preached and received the profession to solve doubts, there was only a kind of book that carried cultural things, so the ancient people's respect for teachers was comparable to respect for their fathers, and their love for books was comparable to caring for their eyes.
crawled out of the coffin, although Li Bucai has integrated into modern society a lot, many of his thinking still can't keep up, or many good habits are still retained, even if he watches a TV series, he will learn a lot from it.
And what he taught Xiang Xiang was learned from a spy war movie that was being broadcast recently.
"Oh, uncle, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I will have a backbone in the future, I can't bend mighty, I can't be rich and lewd, it's done, you hurry up and let go!" Xiang Xiang greeted Li Bucai's eighteenth generation ancestors countless times in his heart, but he didn't dare to say more, so he could only follow this thought, and he didn't know which era he was staying in.
"Senior Li, forget it, he's my friend, he's a good person, but he has a stinky mouth, let him go!"
Chen Yi looked at this and looked funny, patted Li Bucai's shoulder, Li Bucai still gave Chen Yi a lot of face, snorted coldly, and pushed it gently, and pushed the fluttering Xiang Xiang out like a piece of paper with the strength of the old man who was comparable to Fu Qianli, if it weren't for Chen Yi's urgent wrong step forward and pulled, this kid is estimated to have to stay in the hospital for ten days and a half months.
scolded the old eunuch for "bananas are soft and rotten eggplant", isn't this uncomfortable for yourself?
"You know it's amazing, your stinky temper really needs to be changed, there are many masters in this world, not everyone is afraid of your family's power", Chen Yi said helplessly, and checked Xiang Xiang's wrist, fortunately, Li Bucai's subordinates were merciful, otherwise they would have to be disabled.
"Ahem!" Xiang Xiang sat on the ground, coughed twice, covered his wrists, in pain, glanced at Chen Yi resentfully, and felt very aggrieved, what kind of person is this surnamed Chen, why is he so strong when he casually takes it out around him?
There was a weak woman Han Wenxue who made a fuss in the emergency room before, and now there is an old cadre with white hair who almost broke his wrist easily, Nima, they are all ruthless!
Chen Yi rescued Xiang Xiang, Li Bucai didn't look unhappy, but his eyes lit up, looked at Chen Yi, and asked, "Boy, have you been practicing the inner family boxing technique recently?" ”
"How do you know?" Chen Yi raised his head and asked, just now he unconsciously used the Bajiquan body to save Xiang Xiang, as far as he knows, Bajiquan was only circulated in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties, Li Bucai had already been lying in the coffin at that time, how could he see it?
"Hmph, the old man still has some eyesight!" Li Bucai said proudly: "The last time I saw you, although your kid cultivated well, his steps were slow and slow, and although his moves had some appearances, he still couldn't do it. Just now your two steps are very different than before, although a little immature, but between the two steps in one go, both antelope speed and tiger momentum, has touched a little doorway. ”
"Day!"
Chen Yi helped Xiang Xiang up and squirted a swear word, he always thought that he was a character with some ability, but at this time, it was still far away, people could see at a glance that he had been cultivating Neijiaquan recently, but he was still stupid to wait for Li Bucai to explain clearly before he understood.
"You kid probably put in a bit of hard work, but it's still a little bit hot," Li Bucai said again.
Chen Yi also knew that he was still a lot behind, but what could he do, this thing could not be achieved overnight, so he could only say: "How can you become a fat man in one bite, and you have to come step by step, is there any good way for the predecessors?" ”
"It's not that there is no way!"
Chen Yi just asked casually, he didn't expect this Chinese medicine saint to give any advice, but to his surprise, Li Bucai actually gave him a shortcut.
"The world's martial arts are all about hurting people and killing people, hard training is one aspect, and real fighting is one thing, why are some famous disciples still beaten by veterans of a hundred battles with crude boxing techniques when they are all superior in speed, strength and exercises?"
"It's because the veterans are fighting on the battlefield and have integrated those simple tricks into their bones, without thinking, and they can do it easily!"
Chen Yi was stunned, pondered this sentence repeatedly, and asked, "Are you saying that real fighting will make a person's mastery of boxing faster?" Can I use this shortcut to quickly integrate boxing? ”
"Yes, when facing death, people's hidden potential in the depths of their bones will be squeezed out, of course, twice the result with half the effort!"
"But where am I going to find this place of life-and-death fighting?" Chen Yi scratched his scalp, at his current level, it is quite difficult to find an opponent for life and death, it is basically a one-sided abuse, and those who really have the ability to compete with him are either cunning like Wu Owl, or a martial arts master similar to Fu Qianli.
Let him use this half-hung Baji Fist to fight them, then it will not be a life-and-death fight, but a complete head-off.
Li Bucai probably also had this view, and said: "You kid is not high or low now, or you should practice honestly and step by step, practice for thirty or fifty years, and you can always make some achievements!" ”
Chen Yi looked at this old guy speechlessly, thirty or fifty years have passed, he doesn't know if he can practice Baji Quan to Dacheng, but he knows that he will definitely be driven crazy by the extremely domineering pulse in his body!
"What you said is the same as what you didn't say!" Chen Yi said angrily, Bai was happy.
Li Bucai learned the movements of the old man in Hollywood, shrugged his shoulders, and said: "I just provide you with an idea, just like you kid gave me a secret recipe, whether you can make a panacea or not, it still depends on your personal ability!" ”