Tong Keji wanted to call Zhang Aimi and talk to her about her delivering food to herself as a "girlfriend", but after listening to a few words of "To the Oak Tree", he was told "Hello, the phone you dialed is on the phone", knowing that the other party is inconvenient to answer or does not want to answer. The www.biquge.info was playing with his mobile phone when the door to the doctor's lounge was pushed open.

"Yo, it's the director who has arrived, and if you miss the distance, forgive your sins!" "Little boy, kneel down!" Qin Kexue held a posture like Lafayette, and couldn't hold back his laughter as soon as he said a few words: "Hehe, now that the days are long, I don't have anything to do after dinner, so I came out for a walk." Qin Kexue wore casual clothes and sneakers: "What's the matter? Talking on the phone with your girlfriend?" "What girlfriend? Director, you don't know me?" I have a drag oil bottle, and I can't take care of it myself, where do I dare to find another burden?!" "What you say is not right! People don't need you to take care of Pingping, but they want to accommodate you, and the Yuelou has been changed to KFC!" "Hahahaha, if you run the train with your mouth full, do you believe it?" "Believe! Why don't you believe it? What's wrong with her ace host?" You Tong Keji is more than enough to fall off with her!" Qin Kexue deliberately said "more than enough" to "more than enough", obviously ridiculing. "Don't you make fun of my brother and me, let's talk, what's the matter?" Tong Keji knew that he, the director, the pediatric department of Jingnan People's Hospital, had never had urgent, difficult, dangerous, or serious patients, and even if such patients came for treatment, they were all transferred to other relevant departments. Therefore, Qin Kexue "has nothing to do but go to the pediatric door", and never comes to the hospital when he is not on duty. "Of course there is something!" Qin Kexue took out a cigarette and gestured to throw it to Tong Keji, but Tong Keji waved his hand. Qin Kexue took a deep breath and said: "Let me tell you a paragraph: A man went to ask the doctor if he could live to be 100 years old, and the doctor asked if he smoked? The man said that smoking hurts his lungs, so he didn't smoke; the doctor asked if he drank alcohol? The man said that drinking alcohol hurts the liver, so he doesn't drink. The doctor said, "Why the hell are you going to live a hundred years old?"

"Hehe, the director has come all the way to Cory, he definitely didn't come to tell me a joke!" Tong Keji knows some common problems of China's "leading cadres", and usually rarely cares about his subordinates or does not smile at all, once he suddenly asks you one day, "How many people are in the family?" and how are your parents?" or suddenly jokes with you, don't get excited, he must be paving the way for the next "ideological work." Tong Keji thought to himself: "How big a leader are you Qin Kexue? Why are you also contaminated with this stinky disease? Besides, with the relationship between the two of us, you can just say what you have to say, and you don't need to go around in circles, right?"

"Look at your humorous guy on TV, why are you so ...... now? Anxiety?" Qin Kexue's word "anxiety" really shocked Tong Keji, yes, a lot of things have really happened recently, even those true and false so-called love, it is indeed enough to make Tong Keji feel very anxious, "nothing (strangled) can't afford"! What about his original mind-of-the-art mentality? That kind of concentration that despises all troubles and does not let them disturb his mind? How can it be inadvertently eroded? Thinking of this, Tong Keji was no longer in a hurry to inquire about Qin Kexue's purpose for coming to find himself, anyway, there was nothing to do at this time, beating his wife on a rainy day, and he was idle when he was idle, so he simply said to Qin Kexue: "Come and don't be rude, since Director Qin has Yaxing, I will also tell the director a joke - the newspaper says that smoking is harmful to health, so I will quit smoking; the newspaper says that drinking is harmful to health, so I will quit drinking; the newspaper says that *** is harmful to health, I will give the fucking ban to the newspaper!"

"Hahahaha, you've been to the newspaper twice, I'm afraid you won't be able to quit reading the newspaper......! Brother, there is a saying that a man without a wife is the man with the most wives, theoretically speaking, you can have a relationship with any unmarried woman***** Tong Keji thought to himself, this brother, today will not be a special trip to talk to me about women, talk about ***, right?

"About ***...... Brother, I really have a little bit of feelings......", Qin Kexue flashed Tong Keji's question again, Wang Gu said to him: "This man is looking for a woman, *** harmony is very important!So how can we be harmonious? What kind of body and mind are united, soul is blended, that's all fucking bullshit!In the end, *** is a kind of physical work, so men and women must adapt to each other and match each other on a physical level!" "Hehe, yes, or how girls have to list something when they find a partner?" If you understand it purely from the physical level, don't you just want to find a larger model...... Is that what? Isn't that right, Director? My understanding is correct?" "Hehehehe, I didn't expect you to be so vulgar! Why don't you use a metaphor or something, for example, a professor at Peking University, don't you make up a 'teapot and bowl theory' about the rationality of one man and many women? It is normal to say that one teapot is paired with multiple tea bowls, but one teapot with multiple teapots is very strange...... You're also an associate professor, can't you be a little more subtle?" "Then I'd like to hear how you are subtle! How about the director show you?"

"Let me tell you, brother, a man looking for a woman is like a firewood looking for a pot, and different firewood has to choose a pot of different materials! In terms of sex, this woman is a pot of different materials: some women are aluminum pots, which are hot and cool fast, and some women are casseroles, which come and go slowly...... As for men, they have to choose different pots according to their own firepower. There is an ancient poem, what does it say? A mess of thatched grass burns the sky and the sky is empty. It is like a full furnace simmering, and the floor is warm and drying. If you belong to firewood such as thatch, you better choose an aluminum pot, and if you belong to firewood such as saffron, then you have to choose a casserole, so that it will be harmonious!" "Then you director...... Is it thatch or wedge?" "I, strange to say, when I had sex with my ex-wife, I was thatch, she was a casserole, my firewood was burned, and her pot was not hot...... Hehe, it's no wonder that the old lady went to find other firewood! But after meeting that woman, if she was an aluminum pot, I would be thatch, but if she turned into a casserole, I could also become a waffle! You say that this man, is it the woman who decides whether he is thatched or soaked, or is it determined by age?" "Maybe...... When you are young, you only pay attention to the number of times, not quality, just like thatch; when you are old, you will know how to consider each other's feelings, and with the run-in between each other, you may become a ...... "I don't think so! I don't have any run-in with that woman, it's still harmonious, but I've been running in with my ex-wife for many years, but I'm still burned out, and she's not hot! Brother, please evaluate yourself, do you belong to the thatch or the wrinkle......?" The experience is very limited, so I can't figure out what it belongs to!" Tong Keji saw that he always wanted to lead the topic to himself, and deliberately started Tai Chi, but he didn't accept it.

Qin Kexue didn't pay attention to it, and said to himself: "We men, to put it bluntly, our whole life is for the upper and lower 'bars'! Brother, because of the 'ba' below, I have become such a person who is not a ghost or a ghost, and my brother must remember my lessons from the past!" Tong Keji thought to himself, this old brother has really succeeded, and he has traveled eight hundred miles, and he is finally about to get to the point, so he teased: " When I was a child, I read a story about two people bragging together, one said, "I made a big pie the other day, and the three of us ate it for three days; the other said, I also made a big pie the other day, and the three of us ate a stone tablet with a few big characters engraved on it—Thirty miles from the filling! Brother, is your pie a little bigger? Say, did you hear something about me?" "Yes...... So I want to remind you! That's how my life has been, broken jars and broken pieces! Brother, you are a person who does great things, don't delay your future just for the sake of the 'ba' below!" "I'll tell my brother a joke: There is a monk's temple, and a couplet was posted during the Chinese New Year, 'There is no ball during the day, and the ball is okay at night', and the horizontal criticism is 'extremely troublesome'; the nunnery opposite also posted a couplet, 'The sky is hollow, and the hole is empty at night', and the horizontal criticism is 'There is a ball Bing'! Don't tell my brother that I am still in the middle of the day. There is no ball during the day, no ball at night, and it is extremely troubled' stage, what can delay the future?" "I know the matter between you and Pingping is pure nonsense, but the matter between you and Xiaoxue ...... Brother, think twice!"