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Yao Jiancai said with a smile: "This paragraph is cool. ”

Zhang Ye was also happy: "Yes, it's rare to have a chance to talk nonsense for the two of us, I haven't scolded the cross talk world for a long time, and this time it's enjoyable." ”

"It's a pity that it can't be broadcast. Yao Jiancai said regretfully.

Zhang Ye said: "It's okay if it's broadcast." ”

Yao Jiancai rolled his eyes, "It's okay, it's a fart, if it's broadcast, it's going to be a big mess, last time in the cross talk sketch competition, the two of us scolded the cross talk world in three paragraphs, but you see, these people chased and scolded the two of us for a whole year, if it is broadcast this time, you say that the movement can be small? And then again, who would dare to broadcast this kind of cross talk to us today, this kind of joke will be talked about in the small theater." ”

Zhang Ye pouted, "Even if we don't talk about cross talk, do you think they won't scold us?"

"Well, that's true. Yao Jiancai shook his head and smiled, "The two of us, the name of 'public enemy of China's cross talk industry', it is estimated that we will not be able to get rid of it in this life." ”

Zhang Ye said indifferently: "The public enemy is the public enemy, how big is it." ”

Yao Jiancai laughed, "You are too lice and don't itch." ”

Suddenly, the voices of several staff members who hurriedly came over in the background came, and several people panicked, as if something had happened.

Zhang Ye squinted, "What's wrong?"

"Seems to have an accident?" Yao Jiancai also said strangely.

As a result, the two of them listened carefully, and what those people were talking about was actually the two of them.

"It's broken!"

"That's a big deal!"

"Why was it leaked?

"Who's putting it! Isn't that adding to the chaos?"

"It's been fried on the Internet for a long time! I heard that it's about to start!"

"Nonsense, can you not fight. Teacher Zhang, Teacher Yao, I just listened to this cross talk from the screen with the backstage, and the CCTV Spring Festival Gala and people in the cross talk industry have been scolded by them all over again!"

A few people walked by quickly, but they didn't see Zhang Ye and them at all.

Zhang Ye was stunned. "What? was posted on the Internet?"

Yao Jiancai sighed, "Who sent it?"

They didn't expect it, and the people from Beijing TV didn't expect this to happen!

Over the stage.

Someone has discovered this situation for the first time and hurriedly reported it to the leader!

Hearing this, a cold sweat came out of a cold sweat for an assistant director of the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing, "What?"

Hu Fei was also stunned, "How did it flow out?"

Chang Xiao lit up. "Who used a mobile phone to record at the scene just now? Find out the person!"

Everyone looked around looking for someone, but where to find it?

Xiao Lu snorted.

Da Fei also blinked. Worry about Zhang Ye.

The deputy director of the Spring Festival Gala column group said: "If this cross talk is exposed, even if others know that our Spring Festival Gala will not be on this show, our Spring Festival Gala column group and CCTV Spring Festival Gala Liangzi will definitely have to tie up!"

"Director. ”

"Director, what now?"

Everyone looked at the director of the Beijing TV station.

The old lady was calm and glanced at everyone. "Let Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai talk about fake shows. Isn't this just anticipation? Isn't it just to prevent the real program from leaking in advance? Now that the preparations have been made, what is there to make a fuss about? It's not a real program. ”

The rehearsal continues.

The following programs will appear one after another.

When the other station leaders and staff heard this, they could only sit back anxiously, watching the performance below, and some people were swiping their mobile phones and swiping Weibo, paying attention to the development of the situation at any time!

……

on the web.

Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai's new cross talk has been fully swiped! Many netizens are as excited as if they have been beaten with chicken blood, screaming while listening to cross talk, and posting comments on the Internet while screaming!

"Hahaha!"

"I can't do it!

"Prostate patients are all urinating?"

"That's our hard-earned money? Hey, hey, let me laugh a little longer!hahahaha!"

"Why is it so funny, hey!"

"Zhang Ye. Lao Yao, I like you so much!"

"These two people really deserve to be golden partners in the field of cross talk!"

"Paralysis. I've never heard such a funny cross talk!"

"Yes, after listening to Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai's cross talk, and then listening to the jokes of other cross talk actors, I won't be able to laugh at all! The cross talk level of these two people has been ahead of the cross talk industry for too many years!"

"Tang Dazhang has been shot again!"

"Where's the shot? This is an intercontinental missile!"

"Poof! I see that Tang Dazhang has fainted at home!"

"The scolding is too bad!

"CCTV Spring Festival Gala was also 'poisoned' by Zhang Ye!"

"Zhang Ye's mouth is really the most damaged mouth in the country! Anyone who offends him is a blood mold that has poured eight lifetimes!

"Oops, it's so fun!"

"A work, a judgment is made, and those people in the cross talk industry will only scold Zhang Ye on the Internet, and the scolding words are not good, and it is those few sentences of 'we will not admit you' over and over again, but you look at Mr. Zhang, who has a work at his fingertips, and directly scolds them with the work, and not only scolds, but also laughs from beginning to end, this realm is high!"

"Haha, speaking of scolding, Zhang Ye is the ancestor!"

"Yes, how many people in China can scold him? These people in the cross talk world just don't have a long memory! I was scolded by Zhang Ye as a dog in the last cross talk contest, what about this time? You still recruit him? When have you ever seen Zhang Ye swallow his anger!"

"Khan, does Zhang Ye really want to say this at the Spring Festival Gala in the capital?"

"Isn't this going to be broadcast?

"Definitely not, this is definitely a fake show!"

"Yes, it must be fake!"

"Teacher Zhang casually talks nonsense about a fake show, which is enough for the cross talk world to drink a pot!"

"Hahaha, no, I have to listen to it again!"

"Me too, I can't hear enough!"

"I've heard it three times!

"Zhang Ye is right, there are few good people in the domestic cross talk industry!"

"Scold, scold, scold, scold!"

This cross talk caused a great sensation on the Internet!

……

Tang Dazhang's house.

A group of cross talk actors who are rehearsing and studying the Spring Festival Gala program are all looking more ugly at the moment. Some are white, some are black, and some have green faces!

A cross talk actor slapped the table and shouted: "It's too much!"

One of Tang Dazhang's apprentices said angrily: "Lawless! Lawless!"

Tang Dazhang also squeezed out two names from between his teeth. "Zhang Ye! Yao Jiancai!"

"You can't just leave it at that!" someone shouted, "This is standing on our heads and!"

Someone chimed in: "Yes, this account is not over!

Everyone is angry one by one!

Killing people is not enough, this cross talk scolds too hard!

But as for how to finish with Zhang Ye, no one said a result!

It's not that no one has argued with them before, and it's not that there have been no peers who have openly questioned and abused the cross talk world, but under the leadership of several highly qualified old artists in the industry, the cross talk units below almost point to where to fight. Boycott, block, report. They have all kinds of means to make a cross talk actor unable to mix in the industry, because there are still a few old artists in this industry who have the final say, and Tang Dazhang, as a leading figure in the cross talk industry today, is also one of the people who have the final say!

But Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are different!

Yao Jiancai is an actor, they can't control others at all!

Zhang Ye is even more so. People don't perform in small theaters at all. He doesn't hold any large-scale commercial performances, his main business is to host, he also makes shows, writes novels, writes songs, and teaches. This result has been proven in last year's cross talk sketch competition, and these people can't do anything about Zhang Ye!

A comedian proposed: "That's all our hard-earned money? This has already constituted slander! We can sue him!"

"That's right!"

"Sue him!"

"This is definitely a crime of defamation!"

The crowd was excited.

However, Tang Dazhang's eighteen-year-old apprentice suddenly snorted out of place, and said timidly: "Zhang Ye seems to be a lawyer himself?"

A group of people looked at him in unison.

"What's wrong with him being a lawyer?"

"Sue him anyway!"

"This kid is such a bastard!"

But as he spoke, everyone's confidence became softer and softer, and in the end, no one mentioned the lawsuit with Zhang Ye anymore. Why? Even if CCTV lost the lawsuit against Zhang Ye! Even if they think they are superior, they will never think that their gang will be even better than CCTV's professional legal team! The results of the judicial examination have stunned the lawyer profession for the first time in history!

Tang Dazhang slapped the table angrily, "How can this be reasonable! Can't you cure him?"

After everyone thought about it, they were a little deflated for a while, they really couldn't think of a trick that could subdue Zhang Ye!

The little apprentice of Tang Dazhang in it is also the eighteen-year-old newcomer in cross talk who has just come out of the apprenticeship, he really wants to propose at the moment, can we stop fighting with Zhang Ye? CCTV can't do anything about him, radio and television can't clean him up, such a stinky-hooligan in the entertainment industry, such a-stirring stick in the industry, can't we just avoid him a little, what do you have to compete with him? Can't you hide if you can't afford to provoke him! The most critical problem is that even if the entire cross talk world is united, it will not be able to take him!

What else is this fighting?

I can't fight at all!

……

Soon, the news was flying!

"Zhang Ye was invited to the Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala!"

"Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai's cross talk stirs up controversy again!"

"Zhang Ye's New Work of the Spring Festival Gala - I Want to Go to the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Comprehensive condemnation in the cross talk industry!"

"Zhang Ye satirizes the CCTV Spring Festival Gala and the cross talk circle of the Republic!"

"Hilarious! Beijing Spring Festival Gala Rehearsal Crosstalk Exposed!"

"See Zhang Ye's Cross Talk Again!"

"A bloody case caused by cross talk! Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai are at war with the cross talk world again!"

The news tabloids collectively spoke out, and they all reported on this "tragedy," and the general content was quite similar -- Zhang Ye once again proved to the world with practical actions that he had never had an opponent in the matter of scolding the streets! )