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Many people in the cross talk world are still scolding Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, especially a few old artists in the cross talk world and Tang Dazhang's cross talk club, this wave of people scolds the most.

An old cross talk actor: "The cross talk world will never recognize him!"

People who like Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai's cross talk also scolded them.

Suddenly, someone screamed.

"Ah, the recording!"

"What recording?"

"What's wrong?"

"Someone sent a recording! Beijing TV Spring Festival Gala rehearsal!"

"It's really true! Damn, it's Teacher Zhang's cross talk!"

"Oops, which hero sent it?"

"That's amazing! I'll listen to it first!"

"Where's the link?"

"Hahaha, I saw it too, listen to it again!"

……

The people at the rehearsal didn't know about it.

The cross talk continues.

Zhang Ye said lightly: "So, people's cross talk cures all diseases, especially for prostate patients. ”

Yao Jiancai: "Hi. ”

Zhang Ye: "But friends who want to listen to the scene have to pay attention, all Mr. Tang's cross talk special performances generally have a sign at the door, with a line of red letters: Non-members of the swimming association should enter with caution." ”

Yao Jiancai said: "I just know that you have to learn to swim before listening to cross talk!"

Zhang Ye nodded seriously and said: "Yes, the threshold for this industry is high, and there is also a threshold for listening to cross talk, which is a very dangerous art." "Some paragraphs, Zhang Ye recalled them with memory search capsules. Some of the jokes were made up and changed by him on the spot.

The audience laughed!

"Hahaha!"

Yao Jiancai shook his head and said, "You have such a mouth." It's too lacking in morality. ”

Zhang Ye said: "But people are also famous." ”

Yao Jiancai said: "What kind of fame can you have at this level?"

Zhang Ye: "Yes, last time, there was a prostate patient who listened to cross talk and listened to recovery, and the eldest sister sent a pennant to Mr. Tang. ”

Yao Jiancai: "Eldest sister, where is this disease in a woman!"

Zhang Ye: "No?"

Yao Jiancai: "Women don't have this disease. ”

Zhang Ye: "Anyway, I gave Mr. Tang a pennant." ”

Yao Jiancai: "What pennant?"

Zhang Ye: "There are four big characters written on it - wonderful-hand-masturbation-heart!"

Laugh below!

Yao Jiancai hurriedly stopped, "That's a wonderful hand and benevolence!"

Zhang Ye let out a long sigh, "That may be my mistake, I'm sorry, my knowledge is limited." Anyway, I'm just envious of people. ”

Yao Jiancai: "Yes?"

Zhang Ye: "Talking about cross talk is really profitable." ”

Yao Jiancai: "Really?"

Zhang Ye yearned: "And this industry is good, it is very united!"

Unity in the cross talk world?

When the people below heard this, they all started to laugh!

"Bah!"

"Bah!"

"Bah!"

Although it was a dress rehearsal. But the staff on the scene and the people in the Spring Festival Gala program team of the review team were very face-saving, and they were very interested in listening to it, and they naturally shouted out when the words came to their mouths, and then they all laughed!

……

Outside.

Tang Dazhang's family.

Tang Dazhang is rehearsing the show these days. It's very busy. Many people come in and out of the house every day, all of them are making the final sprint for the Spring Festival Gala.

At this time, a peer in the cross talk industry called.

"Don!"

"Hehe, old grandson. ”

"Go online!"

"I'm rehearsing with my apprentice, what's wrong?"

"Zhang Ye's cross talk at the Spring Festival Gala in Beijing has been exposed!"

"Huh?"

"This grandson is cursing again!"

"What??"

After Tang Dazhang hung up the phone, his apprentices and some colleagues next to him also heard it, and they all sank like water, and they all went online to find it. They want to see what Zhang Ye will say in the Spring Festival Gala in the capital, scolding people, the kind of live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala. He still dares to curse?

How can it be!

The other side.

The homes of several old-timers in the cross talk industry also remembered the ringing of the phone.

"Xu, Master Xu, Zhang Ye is in trouble!"

"What's wrong with him?"

"Go online and watch it!"

……

Scene.

Yao Jiancai smiled, "Hey." ”

Zhang Ye: "This industry is also kind-hearted, and he goes out every day to do good deeds!"

Yao Jiancai: "What good deeds?"

Zhang Ye raised his hand, "For example, the year before last, on the occasion of the earthquake, the cross talk industry went to donate, and several old cross talk artists took more than 100 people to the Red Cross with their apprentices and apprentices, and the first old artist said: We said that although cross talk is fast and easy to make money, the conditions are also limited, and it is not as good as the big boss with tens of billions of assets. ”

Yao Jiancai nodded, "That's the truth." ”

Zhang Ye: "Let's donate 350 million, we can't take it out." ”

Yao Jiancai shook his hand: "Don't do it so much, just get your mind." ”

Zhang Ye: "Yes, three or five yuan is a mind, and it can't be compared with others." ”

Yao Jiancai snorted: "That's right, there's no need to compare." ”

Zhang Ye: "Come, take it, these are my three pieces, and then an old artist in the back followed: 'And me, these are my three pieces', scrambling one by one." ”

Yao Jiancai was dumbfounded: "Really donate three yuan?"

It's time for the cross talk world again!

I started scolding the cross talk world again!

Many people in the audience were in high spirits, especially Brother Xiao Lu Dafei and Hou, who were the most vigorous and laughed the most!

Zhang Ye grabbed a handful in his hand: "After donating the money, these people took more than a dozen candles from other people, lit them, and held them in their hands. ”

Yao Jiancai: "Hey, donate three yuan to light a dozen candles?"

Zhang Ye looked at him strangely, "Don't you light them all, just light one, and put the remaining ten candles in your pocket and take them away." ”

Yao Jiancai: "Ah? What about the ones you still brought with you? Then they made money this time!"

Laughter after laughter!

At this time, a staff member came over to the chief director Chang Xiaoliang and wanted to talk about the arrangement of a program on the main stage.

"Chang Dao. Over there......"

Before he could say anything, Chang Xiaoliang interrupted and didn't even look at him. He raised his hand and said, "I'll talk about it later, after reading this!" stared at the stage without blinking.

The man also stood there and listened.

Zhang Ye: "After a while, a group of migrant worker friends came, and one person donated 1,000. ”

Yao Jiancai: "Huh, so much?"

Zhang Ye: "People in the cross talk world clench their fists at others: 'Strong'!"

Yao Jiancai: "Hi. ”

Zhang Ye: "Then, a head teacher came with a group of elementary school students. One person donates 5,000!"

Yao Jiancai: "All primary school students donate 5,000?"

Zhang Ye: "People in the cross talk world are standing on both sides of them with candles: 'Strong'!"

Yao Jiancai rolled his eyes, "I don't need them to say." ”

Zhang Ye: "In the end, a group of women came. It's the staff of the special service profession in the song hall, and the one by one is called a beautiful one. ”

Yao Jiancai: "What kind of profession is this!"

Zhang Ye: "One of them donated 50,000 yuan!"

Yao Jiancai sighed: "Donate so much?"

Zhang Ye: "But the staff of the Red Cross showed a disgusted expression, and they said at the time: 'Take it back, your money is not clean'!"

Everyone in the audience listened with wide eyes. I don't know what the stalk is.

Zhang Ye then said: "As a result, the old artists in the cross talk industry are in a hurry. Blushing and shouting, 'Why is it not clean! That's all our hard-earned money!'"

As soon as these words came out, I laughed crazy for a while!

"Poof!"

"Hard-earned money?"

"Hahahaha!"

"Oops!

"Hahahaha!"

Yao Jiancai is also good, "Oh, they donated the big head over there!" "Three points to tease and seven points to praise, this old saying in the cross talk industry actually wants to express not that the actor is more important than the actor, nor is it that the technical work of the actor is more difficult than the actor, but to see if a stalk can achieve the best effect, the "trust" of the actor. occupies a large proportion, the better the support. The greater the effect of this meme!

When everyone heard this, they burst into tears of laughter!

There were a few staff members of Beijing TV who were not watching the show in the audience at all, but could hear the show, and they couldn't even laugh while holding their stomachs, and they all put down the work in their hands, and they all looked at the stage here and listened to Zhang Ye scolding.

Dong Shanshan and the male host also smiled all over their faces!

There are people playing cards down there, and their show has five minutes left.

Zhang Ye has actually been watching the countdown, and he will adjust the joke according to the time at any time, "So, later I also went to learn cross talk." ”

Yao Jiancai smiled: "You also said cross talk?"

Zhang Ye said depressedly: "But as soon as I came, I found that cross talk is too difficult to say, and the competition in this industry is too fierce, so you can talk to the two of you on the stage in a down-to-earth manner, you can't do anyone else at all." ”

Yao Jiancai said strangely: "Why?"

Zhang Ye: "Everyone has new tricks, and some cross talk actors invited a group of women who speak big drum books to accompany them on the platform and make music. ”

Yao Jiancai: "Huh? And this kind of cross talk?"

Big Drum Book?

Female?

Everyone thought of it for the first time, isn't this Tang Dazhang's cross talk at the Spring Festival Gala!

Zhang Ye: "All the women are wearing cheongsams. He compared his hand to his armpit, "The cheongsam is so angry, it's all open to the armpits!"

Yao Jiancai exclaimed: "Good guy, didn't you come out after approving the two curtains?"

Zhang Ye snorted and pointed in wonder, "I don't know why, the tickets on both sides are selling very well!"

"Hahaha!"

"Bah!"

"Babble!!"

The crowd burst into laughter again!

Yao Jiancai smacked his lips and said, "Hey, I don't know if it's for the drum or the thigh!"

"Ahh

"Hahahaha!"

Some people are tired of laughing, but they can't stop at all!

Zhang Ye sighed and said: "Later, a friend of mine told me that you can't do this, if you want to be popular, if you want to become famous, you have to be on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala!

CCTV Spring Festival Gala?

Hu Fei was stunned!

Yao Jiancai: "This is. ”

Zhang Ye: "He is wild." I met the director of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala and introduced me to the past, and the director took a look at me. Said that this side is already full, there is no place for you, you should follow the work first, do the hygiene, send a box lunch, come, give me a dog! I have to give him a dog, what a lack of virtue!"

Yao Jiancai: "This is a drama." ”

Zhang Ye: "Give him a dog every day, just this broken dog." Walk one step at a time, stop at a time, I went to the watch shop, and I said Master, look at this, take a step at a time. What's going on? The master said it didn't matter. Just rub the sludge. ”

Yao Jiancai: "Hey, is it about wiping oil sludge?"

Zhang Ye: "It's repaired, the director is happy, heh, no one has taken care of this dog for so long, you have done it, you are my confidant, you can stay here." ”

Yao Jiancai: "That's a good dare." ”

Zhang Ye: "I'm waiting every day, which job can I come." I can do any job. Hey, there is a cross talk of 400 people at the Spring Festival Gala. I can come. ”

Yao Jiancai: "What? 400 people?"

This is obviously a cross talk satirizing Tang Dazhang's going to the Spring Festival Gala!

For a while, the people below watched it even harder!

Xiao Lu patted his thighs and laughed!

Da Fei shouted again and again: "It's so exciting! It's so exciting!

Zhang Ye said: "It's four hundred. ”

Yao Jiancai shook his head, "Impossible, there is no such cross talk." ”

Zhang Ye glanced at him, "Why not?"

Yao Jiancai: "Stand-up comedy." ”

Zhang Ye: "What about the two of you?"

Yao Jiancai: "Lip-synchro." ”

Zhang Ye: "Three people?"

Yao Jiancai: "Group comedy." ”

Zhang Ye said: "So, what are the four hundred people talking about?"

Yao Jiancai asked, "What's it called?"

Zhang Ye replied: "It's called the cross talk of the Spring Festival Gala!"

Yao Jiancai: "Yes?"

Zhang Ye: "Only CCTV Spring Festival Gala has this kind of program. ”

Yao Jiancai: "Hi. ”

The cross talk of the Spring Festival Gala??

Everyone's mouths are stiff with laughter, hey, hey, this is the CCTV Spring Festival Gala also blackened together!

Zhang Ye said: "Four hundred people in a group of cross talk, all over the country cross talk people gathered there, set up a platform, this side is a rockery, this side is a mountain stream, this side is a swimming pool, first get on the plane, first throw down a hundred cross talkers, all carry parachutes, stand up and wave at the audience, a hundred of them come out of the water here, and finally take a foreign car to pull a teasing one, come up and say 'audience friends, let's meet again'!"

Isn't this Tang Dazhang's spoken language?

Hu Fei smiled bitterly, he didn't know what to say, he just knew that if you offend anyone, don't offend Zhang Ye, this kid, this mouth is too dark!

Zhang Ye: "The show officially started, everyone stood together, this teasing said, 'I said a word, you have to turn it over for me, I'm very happy to greet everyone', everyone said together, 'I'm happy to greet everyone'! ”

Yao Jiancai was stunned: "That's it?"

Zhang Ye slapped his thigh excitedly, "I said that this show is okay, this lack of heart and eyes can come!"

Yao Jiancai said, "Yes." ”

"Hahaha!"

"You can come if you don't have a heart?"

"I'm laughing to death!"

Zhang Ye said excitedly: "I'll come, I'll come here." The director said that it is not possible now, these 400 people have a background, and if anyone doesn't do it, you will replace him, you know? I stare at it every day, waiting, whoever doesn't come, I'll come. The scene is busy, thousands of spectators sit there, I send a box lunch every day, one day the scene rehearsal, there is a big sister who gave birth to a child, you say this is a trouble, I hate it, you are about to give birth to you and go home, these thousands of people are here. ”

Yao Jiancai: "That's right. ”

Zhang Ye: "I called for a car, carried her up, and came back to pick it up, it was all my business, but the opportunity came that day." ”

Yao Jiancai: "What chance?"

Zhang Ye: "400 people are talking about this cross talk, didn't a hundred people fall from the plane to talk about cross talk? One parachute broke down!"

Yao Jiancai was startled: "Oops!"

Zhang Ye: "Smack!

Yao Jiancai: "Are you okay?"

Zhang Ye: "...... Dead!"

Yao Jiancai fainted: "It's a blessing to fall to death?"

Another big burst of laughter!

Zhang Ye hurriedly said: "I see the real thing, turn around and go to the director, I'll come, I'll come here!

Yao Jiancai sighed: "This is too cruel!"

Zhang Ye: "Do you still let people live, you don't give me a chance at all, I went to my friend to complain, this is not good, I am working every day except for work, and I am also responsible for giving birth to children, I take care of all this, I don't have a chance!

Yao Jiancai: "Huh?"

Last Spring Festival Gala?

Shameless?

"Babble!!"

There was another babbling! Laughter all around!

The director laughed and covered his head, "This Xiao Zhang!"

A deputy director also laughed next to him, CCTV Spring Festival Gala has a lot of insiders, this is all famous, Zhang Ye's words just hit his laugh!

I only heard Zhang Ye on the stage think: "How can you learn without being ashamed?" I thought about it, hey, the eldest sister who gave birth to a child on the spot is okay." Hey, thousands of people watched her give birth, this cheeky enough, right?"

Yao Jiancai was stunned and smiled, "Oh yes, she's thick-skinned." ”

Zhang Ye clenched his fists, "Yes, look for her!" I inquired and went straight to the hospital, as soon as she arrived at the hospital, she was sitting there covering her face and crying, oops, woo, there are thousands of people, so many people at the Spring Festival Gala watched me give birth!"

Yao Jiancai smiled: "Hey, people also know shame." ”

Zhang Ye smiled and said: "I hurriedly persuaded her, I said it doesn't matter, this is nothing, that year the Olympic bid was successful in Tiananmen Square, and someone gave birth to a child in front of more than 20,000 people!"

Yao Jiancai said happily: "Yes." ”

Zhang Ye: "As a result, when the eldest sister heard it, she cried even more: 'Oh, that's me'!"

Yao Jiancai was dumbfounded, "Ah, it's all her!"

"Hahahaha!"

It's time!

That's the end of it!

Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai smiled and bowed!

When he landed, the tide of applause and laughter swallowed up the scene at once!

"Good!"

"Well said!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Great!"

"Oops, you almost laughed to death!"

"Good scolding!"

The director smiled and shook his head, not knowing whether to applaud him or not.

Chang Xiaoliang stood up and clapped his hands!

Brother Hou, Brother Hou, Brother Hou, Xiao Lu, they screamed even more!

This cross talk, the listeners simply don't have any free time, and the whole process is full of laughter!

Zhang Ye exited.

Music and singing sounded on the main stage, and the stage for language programs was temporarily idle.

When a few people passed by, the male host immediately asked, "Teacher Zhang, Teacher Yao, what is the name of this cross talk?"

Zhang Ye smiled, "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala"!"

The male host immediately gave a thumbs up, "I'm really convinced!"

"Good name!" Dong Shanshan also laughed when he heard it, and also gave Zhang Ye a thumbs up, "If your cross talk is broadcast, you will have to be angry with a few people in the cross talk world!"

Zhang Ye blinked, "Then am I doing this for the people?"

Yao Jiancai pushed him and said with a smile: "What are you doing! In everyone's eyes, you kid is the scourge!"

The show is over.

But everyone is still unsatisfied!

Although the people of Beijing TV know that this is a rehearsal, and it is impossible for them to put this kind of cross talk on the live broadcast on the day of the Spring Festival Gala, but this does not prevent everyone from sending the warmest applause, this applause is given to the exquisite art of cross talk, and it is also the greatest respect for Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai!

It's so exciting!

It's really exciting!

This art was played by Zhang Ye!!(To be continued.) )