"Ladies and gentlemen, my Gan Weidong's food and clothing parents!" Gan Weidong began his toast. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 The info person said that there are three "secrets of success" for successful people: one is to persevere, the second is to be shameless, and the third is to persist in being shameless! Gan Weidong was able to have today's situation because of the "correct guidance" of these three secrets of success -- for these doctors and nurses, he went so far as to call them "food and clothing"! However, if you think about it carefully, it is also right; if there were no doctors and nurses to prescribe and use his medicine, it is estimated that he would have to "take off his watch" for this medicine. "Since it's a parent, then you call me Mom!" Since taking Chang Huizhuang and Lu Yiming, Liu Yanmei and Gan Weidong have completely broken up. Of course, Gan Weidong didn't care, he also wanted to open after touching the nail in Duan Xiangqiu, as long as he had money, there were women who threw him into his arms and pasted on his body, but he didn't dare to provoke a woman like Liu Yanmei who had to ask a man to give her a result! Now, although the two are strangers and "go it alone" separately, the resentment in Liu Yanmei's heart has not disappeared, and now she wants to take the opportunity to ridicule Gan Weidong. "Of course I'm honored to have such a beautiful mother as you! It's just that there are so many dads here, which one is real? How can you sing a song? If there are too many dads and mom has problems, you can't ...... it." Gan Weidong's words can be said to have brought the second article of "The Secret of Success" into full play, not only using "Liu Gang's magic skills" to dodge Liu Yanmei's blade between talking and laughing, but also giving a counterattack to Liu Yanmei's provocation. "Nurse Liu, tell me quickly, which one is real?" the doctors and nurses coaxed.

Liu Yanmei's appointment as the head nurse of the pediatric department was issued together with Tong Keji, and because of this, she thinks that she has the capital to be presumptuous and arrogant with Gan Weidong today. "It's me, it's me, it's my ......", where are some male doctors willing to let go of this opportunity to lick tofu buns without eating tofu. "The head nurse is the director of the department, it's a matter of course!" Liu Yanmei is not a fuel-efficient lamp? She was not in a hurry or annoyed, she grabbed Tong Keji's arm beside her, and said to Gan Weidong without hesitation: "Your real father is here!"

At the beginning, there was a small episode when arranging the seats: according to Gan Weidong's arrangement, Gan Weidong sat in the main seat at the main table, and the two new and old directors were Qin Kexue and Tong Keji, respectively, highlighting the meaning of "saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new", seeing off the old director and celebrating the new director. Since the old head nurse did not show up, Qin Kexue arranged for the head nurse Liu Yanmei, probably considering the relationship between Tong Keji and Zhuang Xinmei, Tong Keji's first move was to arrange Zhuang Xinmei, and Gan Weidong proudly said that this kind of arrangement is called "two plum blossoms" -- one "plum" on one side! There is nothing wrong with this kind of arrangement, although Zhuang Xinmei is the wife of the director of the health bureau, but the water is too big to go to the bridge, and under today's theme of "bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new," she can only occupy the second place. However, the mistake was that she was placed on Tong Keji's side -- in front of his future mother-in-law, how could Tong Keji dare to be on the top? In the end, Qin Kexue came forward to solve this problem, he dragged Zhuang Xinmei to his side, exchanged it with Liu Yanmei, and still maintained the formation of "two goals", and said jokingly: "Since it is a farewell to the old and a welcome to the new, then Director Tong's side is all newcomers, and my side is all old (in fact, old) people - I say this, Sister Zhuang, you won't be angry, right?" Your Director Qin is so happy, why is my old lady still angry!" Zhuang Xinmei saw that her future son-in-law was in the upper position, and she was also sitting with Qin Kexue, so she was naturally useful, where did she care about what was "old" or not! So, Liu Yanmei sat down next to Tong Keji.

When Liu Yanmei held her arm in front of her future mother-in-law, and one was "Mom" and the other was "Dad", and it was "natural", Tong Keji's face suddenly turned red to the root of his ears: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, let's listen to Boss Gan's toast first!" "I just want to test you in front of Dr. Zhuang! Look at you! It's a shame that we haven't done anything yet, if you really do something, you can't be scared!" Liu Yanmei let go of Tong Keji's arm and sat him on the chair: "Yes, spare you!" Liu Yanmei's essence lies in her ability to be dignified and harmonious. Nurse Liu, tell me quickly, what else do you want to do with Director Tong?" Tong Keji's face was even more red-faced. "Let's say it's talking, it's trouble, it's not a joke if you don't have pants...... What's that, oh!" Qin Kexue finally came out of the mountain, but his hooligan slipped out of his mouth and attracted another round of coaxing-"Director Qin, what is it through the pants?" "What's it?!Do AI through the pants - cadres (cloth)!" The more he talked, the more yellow he became, and the more people became more and more hooligans.

"Shut up!" Qin Kexue was furious. He originally wanted to put out the fire for the new director, but because of his own hooligan, he slipped into it and became a "paid firefighter". However, the environment of the hospital is not like that of the administrative organs -- if you dare not listen to what I say, do you still want to mingle with it? Of course, it can't be soft, but it's also hard and can't be hard, not to mention that everyone is here today to relax! Seeing that everyone is no longer talking, Qin Kexue slowed down his tone and said: "When Boss Gan finishes his toast, you can go crazy as you want! Okay? Boss Gan? Comrade Weidong, please!" Tong Keji noticed that when Qin Kexue shouted "Boss Gan, Comrade Weidong," Comrade Lenin shouted "Joseph." Comrade Stalin". In fact, Gan Weidong's toast is nothing more than to thank everyone for their care in the past, and I implore everyone to continue to take care of them in the future. To put it bluntly, whether it is a state banquet or a dinner at a roadside restaurant, the toast is just a procedure. Just like when you go to a family dinner in a Western country, sitting at the dining table, everyone is waiting eagerly for the busy woman to sit down, not so distressed by the hostess, the real situation is that the knife and fork in front of the hostess is actually like the "news tree" in the movie that says "the devil is coming", the hostess takes the knife and fork with both hands, which is equivalent to a silent command - open!

From the moment Gan Weidong raised his glass and said "Cheers", the atmosphere on the wine table immediately became lively. So they staggered, pushed the cups and changed the lamps, laughed and laughed, and sighed...... After toasting three glasses of wine, Qin Kexue lowered his head and said something to Zhuang Xinmei with a wicked smile, and suddenly stood up, just like the time when he was catching the wind for Tong Keji, and shouted to the table of the young nurses like a lao bustard greeting a girl: "Girls, give it to me!" "Hula", the nurses said something to Zhuang Xinmei, "You have to listen to the old director's words, you can't let the tea be cold as soon as you leave", and pounced on Tong Keji with a wine glass......

"I can't do it anymore, I really can't do it anymore......". After several rounds of "round jian" by the "Ji girls" instructed by Qin Kexue, Tong Keji used less than 50% of his remaining reason to refuse the nurses' toast. "Hehe, women can't say casually, and men can't say no! In front of Dr. Zhuang, how can you say that you can't do it!" Qin Kexue is really happy for Tong Keji, and he is indeed very good at adjusting the atmosphere! "You, if you suffer, you will suffer from your mouth! Otherwise, it is more than enough for you to be a vice president!" Zhuang Xinmei scolded Qin Kexue with a smile.

Zhuang Xinmei's words are allusive. Qin Kexue's gags and "verbal tricks" often discriminate between timing, occasion and object, which made him really suffer a lot of losses: Once, Deputy Director Zhuang of the Standing Committee of the Municipal Health Bureau led Deputy Director Li Weiwei of the Cadre Department - the plump Shao woman who was looking for Tong Keji to investigate Xia Mimi's problem - came to inspect the candidate for vice president of the People's Hospital. At the banquet during the inspection, Xia Mimi specially led the members of the hospital team and selected several competent section directors to accompany the wine, when Qin Kexue saluted Deputy Director Li Weiwei's wine, Deputy Director Li may have intentionally or inadvertently picked up a cup of yogurt at hand, which should put aside others even if they do not pity the jade, they will never take the "superior leader" to find fun. Qin Kexue didn't, his "Liu Hooligan Nature" has turned into "bad water", which will leak out anytime and anywhere, he held a wine glass and said to Deputy Director Li Weiwei who was raised from the twin peaks: "How can I be embarrassed to touch your Director Li's milk with my wine!" So, when discussing the issue of Qin Kexue being the vice president of the People's Hospital, some people said that he "spoke frivolously and lacked the qualities that leading cadres should have!" - Afterwards, Shamimi reprimanded him severely.

"Okay, okay, since Director Tong is no longer good, then let's move on to other subjects!Boss Gan, what do you think will be done next?" Although Qin Kexue is "Liu Gangster", he has a good ability to control the scene. The reason why he stopped the drinking party was because Zhuang Xinmei had spoken, and more importantly, he didn't want Tong Keji to drink unconscious, so as to leave a laughing stock for Corey and the people in the courtyard in the future. "Okay, then let's raise a glass together and sweep the snow in front of the door!" Gan Weidong briskly drank his wine glass to the sky, and then said loudly. "Let's go next—hot springs!"