The matter of the head of the pediatric department has finally settled. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

At the entrance of the VIP area of Emei Villa, a Mercedes-Benz 600 was surrounded by a scarlet striped velvet isolation rope in a specific area, and two doormen in crimson uniforms stood at both ends of the car. The black body of the Mercedes-Benz 600 is polished, showing dignity and solemnity, while the expression of the doorman who is "only allowed to see, not touched" shows a kind of sacrosanctity. This car is said to be the owner of Emei Villa, Mr. Huang, a real estate tycoon in Jingnan City.

For a person of Mr. Huang's strength, the Mercedes-Benz 600 is actually not a good car, and there is no need to show off here, but what is really worth showing off is the license plate -- Jing A8-00888! In foreign countries, the license plate is just a set of ordinary numbers to identify the identity of the vehicle, but in China it is very different, a small license plate carries status, wealth, and even personal aspirations and even beliefs. There are a lot of jokes about license plates, what 00544 (move me to try) meet 44944 (try to try) and so on, the funniest thing is that when Shaanxi allocated license plate number segments, no city was willing to ask for S (Shaanxi)-B segment anyway, because S (Shaanxi)-B in the Chinese population is the meaning of "stupid X". There are some number segments that no one wants to want, but there are also number segments that people can't get for when they spend money and run relationships! For example, the "O" number segment is the privileged number segment of the privileged department. This "Jing A8" section is the same, it is a special number section for the heads and brains of Jingnan City, driving a car with this number section on the street, whether it is running a red light or sounding the alarm, no one dares to care, no one dares to ask. Mr. Huang's car can be hung on the A8-00888, which shows its strength, power and momentum.

It is said that it is a mountain villa, but there are no mountains around Emei Mountain Villa. It is located in the northern suburbs of Jingnan City, magnificent, covers an area of tens of thousands of acres, is divided into more than a dozen areas according to various different grades such as villa area, farm area, hotel area, etc., and has supporting facilities such as catering center, entertainment center, shopping center, convention and exhibition center. Because it is too large, in order to make it easier for guests to travel for sightseeing, there is also a small train in the mountain resort to travel between the various areas. The small train tracks that rise above people's heads are reminiscent of Japan's Shinkansen and the feeling of being on the streets of Tokyo. In addition, there are hot springs that meander between the areas, and although some people have suspected that the hot springs here are "artificial", in winter, you can take a bath in the hot springs while watching the steaming white mist, which is really like entering a fairyland.

However, in a mere Jingnan City, with such a large mountain villa being built, are there any guests coming? Who should accept such a luxurious place? The answer is: There are many guests! And they must make reservations in advance! Guests who come here to spend money can be roughly divided into two categories: one is public money consumption, and the other is public relations consumption. The consumption of public funds includes all kinds of meetings and various study classes and training courses of government organs, public institutions, and state-owned enterprises. In recent years, in order to regulate official expenditures, the state has specially formulated some regulations on government procurement, requiring that all kinds of official activities such as meetings, business trips, and accommodations must go to those hotels or business centers that are included in the list of government procurement, otherwise they will not be reimbursed. As a result, whoever can be included in the list of government procurement will seize the fat meat of public money consumption -- Emei Villa is of course also included in government procurement. People in the system know that the hotels included in the government procurement list have strict regulations on the price of housing, and the general standard room cannot exceed 300 yuan. So, how does the hotel make a profit if the rooms are so thin? In fact, the money you buy is always not good, so you don't come to the hotel to sleep, right? You always have to eat, drink, entertain, and shop, right? Why don't the officials and workers of the monopoly industry come all the way to the suburbs to do it? Therefore, one of the profit channels of Emei Villa is to eat. An ordinary scrambled egg with tomatoes may only sell seven or eight yuan in a restaurant outside, but when you arrive at Emei Villa, you dare to open your teeth in seventy or eighty. The second source of profit is entertainment and shopping. Needless to say, the project is naturally "no one has me, and no one has me". Speaking of shopping, every meeting, study class, training class, or something must be sent out as a souvenir, right? This era is no longer the past years, and people who send enamel tea jars or bed sheets and pillowcases throw them into the trash can, and they have to go up some grades. However, now people's needs can be described as varied, difficult to reconcile, so it can only be issued a shopping card, so that the participants can buy what they need, each buy what they love! It is worth explaining that the shopping card of Emei Villa is only in Emei Villa, you can entertain and shop, and you can also buy "special clothes", in short, you can only consume in the villa. Just because you can only spend in the villa and go out to be invalid, expired and invalid, it is no wonder that the price of the villa shopping mall is "so high"!

Since government procurement is aimed at regulating official consumption, of course it will not only regulate the price of accommodation that does not exceed 300 yuan per day, but will naturally also have regulations on the overall cost of meetings! For example, the amount of money per person for several types of meetings cannot be exceeded, and so on. In this way, the participants lived, ate, drank, entertained, and shopped, and none of the various meetings, training courses, and study classes held at Emei Mountain Villa did not exceed the standard! What should I do? Easy to do! The traditional wisdom of the Chinese is that "there is a policy at the top, and there is a countermeasure at the bottom." The original meeting of 20 people made a plan for 80 people, and the expenses of the 60 people who came out of the void were spread to these 20 people, and that grade was enough for VIPs! In fact, it is no secret that this practice has long been done.

Let's talk about the second type of PR consumption. Public relations consumption is not paid by the public like the consumption of public funds, and it is paid by the invited enterprises or businessmen themselves! So, why are these enterprises and businessmen willing to be the unjust bosses and be willing to be "revolutionary fools" and stretch their necks for people to slaughter? Because consumption at Emei Villa is already a symbol of grade in Jingnan! Just as it is said in the movie "Big Names", don't buy the right one, only buy the expensive one! The more expensive it is, of course, the more high-grade it is, and if the grade goes up, the feeling of the public relations target will be good, and the probability of successful public relations will be high! If the public relations is successful, you can earn back the cost of Emei Villa with interest!

Gan Weidong is the kind of publicist who is "willing to be a revolutionary fool". Here in Emei Villa, he has successfully "PR" a group of immortals from all walks of life in the medical and health industry.

After Tong Keji was appointed as the new director of the Department of Pediatrics of the People's Hospital, Qin Kexue, the old director, could finally go to Beijing for further study without an official and enjoy life with the women of Kaibao Szeche. When Qin Kexue was the director of pediatrics, he was naturally the main target of Gan Weidong's public relations pediatrics, and now that the new and old directors are handed over, Gan Weidong will naturally not let go of this great opportunity to say goodbye to the old and welcome the new - although he once secretly supported Xuan Hongcai. Therefore, Qin Kexue came forward to organize all the medical staff of the pediatric department to go to Emei Mountain Villa to take a hot spring -- except for those on duty! Workplace competition, to put it bluntly, is a matter of a few joys and a few sorrows, even if he is not on duty, Xu Hongcai may not participate in this kind of activity for the winner. Tong Keji originally planned to refuse to participate in this kind of activity, but he once found Zhuang Xinmei to express his thoughts. But Zhuang Xinmei said, "When the water is clear, there are no fish." You are now a director, and unlike an ordinary doctor, you must know how to maintain various relationships. If you refuse to attend this event, it seems that it is Gan Weidong, the medical representative, who is refusing, but in fact, you are refusing the opportunity to 'mingle' with the general medical staff!" "Since the veteran of the department, the wife of the director of the municipal health bureau, and the future mother-in-law all support it, Tong Keji has no reason to refuse.

"Be quiet, be quiet!" After everyone sat down at the main table and the second table, while the waiter shuttled to serve the food, Qin Kexue stood up and shouted to the men and women who were chattering at the table: "Don't be hasty (noisy) in your men's land, don't itch (shout) in women's land, hastily itching can't solve the problem on the eight (basic) of JI!" People say that doctors are all hooligans, and this is absolutely the truth in Qin Kexue's body. In the midst of the men's laughter and the women's scolding, Qin Kexue waved his hand vigorously: "Next, please give a toast to Boss Gan and Comrade Weidong!"